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the thing that lowkey kills me about spider is that, it’s you can’t blame anyone too much in that situation( except jake. fuck jake ). it’s unfair to expect neytiri to be okay with son of the man who destroyed her home walking around with her kids, it’s unfair to expect them to sacrifice their safety for spider when he gets caught, it’s unfair to hold it against her when she uses him as a bargain because she’s a mother who just lost a child and she can’t lose another. it’s unfair to hold her it against her too much. but at the same time it’s not his fault who his father is and it’s not his fault human imperialism is plaguing pandora again. it’s not his fault he is an orphan of war and it’s not his fault that he needed someone. so i can’t really hold it against him too much when he saves quadritch. it’s grey areas all around.
#neytiri#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#avatar#avatar 2022#avatar spider#spider socorro#spider socorro apologist#i love spider#it’s not his fault he’s human but it’s also not hers either#tolerance and allowing him to simply exist around her kids is the closest thing to kindness she can give him#jake however#do better bitch#you were human once and you try to forget it#fuck jake#the more i think about the note i hate jake#neytiri avatar#jake sully
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#edit: No I did not censor the word fuck. that’s from the original meme. c’mon#homestuck#413#homestuck 413#dave strider#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#john egbert#jade harley#dirk strider#jake english#kanaya maryam#happy 413
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#trump indictment#💕#donald trump#get fucked#hannah montana#jake ryan#slay#us politics#my posts#june 8th update:#indictment 2: electric boogaloo#HE’S BEEN ARRESTED#???!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE#may 30 2024 update: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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the manuscript ending the album on the utter jawdrop moment that neither of the muses of the actual album were the first men to fuck her up with promises of marriage and babies, and that first heartbreak so long ago laid the scene for the woman she would become and the ways she would approach love and how we all watched her life like scenes in a show but she kept coming back to the manuscript of the first torrid affair that ruined her, to bookend an album about two love affairs that destroyed her utterly in almost the exact same way, because all her muses are acquired like bruises........ it's bone-chilling
#maybe it was just a jawdrop to me idk#taylor swift#ttpd#the manuscript#text#i keep saying it in the gc but the way the album is just a russian nesting doll of muses#you think its matty but beneath him its joe and beneath him its jake#and in the middle of it all is taylor screaming#this album is a fucking masterpiece
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haven’t seen lots of awareness brought to this in enhablr yet but i really wish all engenes could also post about & talk about the mistreatment they’re getting from belift. the way they haven’t had not even five days of rest the past two years is so concerning. the way the members’ healths are getting worse is so terrifying. they’re all so horrendously overworked and exhausted. we all saw jay’s injury and how they STILL made him perform despite the fact that his knee was injured. and now he’s on a hiatus that probably won’t even last that long considering how greedy their company is.
jake had to sit out from two different stages in their most recent concert and couldn’t even open his eyes when he was present for the other stages. heeseung can’t even properly perform with how overworked and exhausted he is. riki even spoke out about fainting in his weverse (whether it was a mistranslation or joke or not) this is all so terrifying. it’s so concerning because every engene knows how much enha love music & how much they love performing and having concerts for their fans.
their schedules for the past two years have literally been inhumane. comeback after comeback. tour after tour. event after event. concert after concert. belift is treating the members like they’re literal robots and the only people that can actually stop this is engenes themselves the longer you demand for a rest for the boys for no more comebacks and even boycott the higher of a chance enha will have a BREAK.
so please as an engene SPEAK OUT. repost reblog on here on every platform retweet on X share posts on tumblr use hashtags do whatever you can in your power for enha because it’s so clear they don’t have anyone else but us engenes when their own company is treating them like this.
mind you. they’re planning on making enhypen have another comeback at the final quarter of this year. AGAIN.
LET ENHYPEN REST ‼️
tagging a few moots: @intromortal @heeslomll @ak4e7a @enha-stars @venomhee @sjyfave @alvojake @hollyoongs @yzzyhee @ja3yun @jaylaxies @hoondrop @fakeuwus
#enhypen#enhypen x reader#enhypen fanfic#enhypen heeseung#enhypen jake#enhypen sunoo#enhypen niki#enhypen ni ki#enhypen sunghoon#enha#enhypen jungwon#enhypen jay#enhypen imagines#let enhypen rest#belift#hybe#hybe entertainment#hybe labels#hybe boycott#fuck hybe#give enhypen a FUCKING BREAK#important
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im obsessed with the way you describe everything ugh
Male werewolf x female character - Chapter Two (sfw)
Edit which I’m including in all my works after plagiarism and theft has taken place: I do not give my consent for my works to be used, copied, published, or posted anywhere. They are copyrighted and belong to me.
Thank you so much for all your enthusiasm and feedback on the first chapter! Here’s the teaser/info post, with ‘moodboard’ if you missed it too.
I should probably say this story is a bit of a slow burn, and it’s long. The current wordcount is over 10k, and I know where I want to take the whole thing, plot-wise… Your enthusiasm and reblogs will keep me going to finish it, I’m sure!
Anyway, it’s after midnight here, but I wanted to give you this as soon as I could (please forgive any editing fluffs; it’s been a long day!) as a thank you for your patience regarding Etsy stuff.
Chapter One (sfw)
Hunched at the kitchen table, with a slice of that crusty, locally-made bread dripping with honey the next morning, Odessa perused the leaflets from Tala.
After flipping through a few, she settled on a trail that led straight past the cabin and up into the forested hills behind, promising good views from the top of some densely-packed contour lines. Tala had advised her to check in at the cabin, but on reflection she honestly couldn’t be bothered to drive in and drive back to the cabin again, and she didn’t exactly plan on going far, so she set off after breakfast with her small rucksack and her sturdy boots, and excitement fizzling though her muscles.
Naturally, it started raining as she neared the summit of the trail and, grumbling to herself, she extricated her waterproof and sighed as raindrops spattered down from the rusty autumn leaves onto the hood, turning the coat practically into a drum. Below, mist pooled and shifted in the valley, caressing the rooftops of the town as it blew lazily past in drifts, and steam rose from the trees until the whole place seemed like a living breathing organism. In a way, she supposed it was. Despite the rain, it was still gorgeous, and a feral smile soon split her face, and she shoved back her hood to let the drops patter down, heedless of the way it frizzed her hair to a wild tangle and ran down her cheeks.
For the first time in months, she felt truly alive.
On her way back down the six mile loop though, her skin began to prickle in a way that had nothing at all to do with the damp in the air.
Eventually, she ground to an uneasy halt on the corner of a gritty, switch-back path, listening as the merry rivulet of water that had been accompanying her for the last mile or so seemed to grow almost overwhelmingly loud in the otherwise still air. Apart from the steady patter of raindrops through the dark canopy of pines and deciduous beech, the woods had gone suddenly silent.
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rip jake the dog, you would’ve loved swearing on adventure time
#a crime that we never heard him say fuck#jake the dog#adventure time#fiona and cake#merry talks#*100#*200#*300#*400#*500#*600#*700#*800#*900#*1k#*1.5k#*2k#*2.5k#*3k#*3.5k#*4k
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comfort
a birthday gift for @borzoilover69 !!! happy borth dude, your dirkjakes bring me so much joy <3
#homestuck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#homestuck fanart#considered drawing them beating the everloving beejesus outta each other but landed on angst/comfort anyway#story of my fucking life#anyways!!! hope you like it man even with the lack of spice#luv ya!! <3
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hurt my heart why dontcha.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#simon petrikov#BMO#this is seriously fucked up u cant do this to me im so sadSNSSN#IMAGINE BEING BMO#just one day finn and jake say they'll brb and they're going on a important mission...#and BMO after this and them being gone for awhile just see's the world go into peril#death everywhere. no sign of his friends expect remnant's of the past..#and the only survivor is them...#no other's expect the thing who released hell upon this once lively and colorful world in the first place.#and BMO just accept's this...tells themselves that they're still around...cosplay's as they're old friend's...this is fucked up#in the current timeline all his friend's are gone to natural circumstances.#but for this one? it was too early. too sudden. atleast in this one BMO will remember they're name's but...man.#this poor lil robo cant get a BREAK.#AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN SACRIFICE AT THE END TOO SHUTUPPPDPDPDPD#and the fact BMO also consider's “jerry” a friend...not knowing...that the same person caused all this.#this is...SO FUCKED UP#WHY MUST THE SHOW WRITERS DO THIS TO MY HEART.
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Been chilly lately
#dirkjake#jake english#dirk strider#homestuck#homestuck fanart#they’re both from hot ass environments I don’t think they’d ever get used to Washington or wherever the fuck the consort kingdom is#last one is technically brain ghost dirk from a fic I’m writing but I digress#MS paint is the ideal program to draw him in like a weird bug
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Phantom Menace Poster 1999 | Empire Magazine 2024
#oh fuck yeah#whoever came up with this i love you#also I am once again asking Disney#give hayden a Vader series#he would crush#give him any role get him off that farm#we need his face#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#darth vader#jake lloyd#tpm#empire magazine#photoshoots
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RDA Jake is the cutest clueless fucking thing and i love it 😭
His RDA era is still my fucking favourite and i can't get enough of him 😩✨
Just look at his cute face oh my god *faints*
#🍀 : ᴄʟᴏᴠᴇʀ / ʀᴀᴍʙʟᴇꜱ#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ❛ jake sully ༉‧₊˚𑁍#jake sully appreciation#jake is my malewife#rda jake is mine!!!#look at his fucking face#look at my little baby#look at him#ahhhhhhh my pookie bear#avatar#avatar 2009#avatar 2#jake sully#avatar the way of water#jake sully x reader#jake sully x you#avatar fandom#jake sully fluff#jake sully smut#jake sully imagine#avatar jake#avatar jake sully#dilf jake sully#rda jake sully#rda#avatar rda#avatar fanfiction#avatar fic#avatar 2022#avatar angst
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#dsaf#dayshift at freddys#dayshift at freddy's#art#fanart#the dapple dump#shitposting#shitpost#dave miller#Dave miller dsaf#davetrap#dsaf godred#jack kennedy#roger jones#walt grouse#rebecca dsaf#Scottie dsaf#harry fitzgerald#jake wilson#matt virginia#Jack Kennedy dsaf#oscar lewinsky#I’m not bothering to tag everyone else fuck this#cw kys joke#tw kys joke
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Have someone done this already?
#my guy Jake couldn't give a fuck about Spider if he tried lmao#jake sully#avatar#avatar way of water#awow#avatar 2#neteyam#lo'ak#kiri#tuk#spider socorro#spider#tuktirey#miles quaritch#recom quaritch#my poor baby was hostage for MONTHS#and everybody straight up forgot about him😭
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kiss it off me — enha ot6 legal line foodplay !
cw: f!reader; 4nal, ass eating, temperature play, ice d1ldo, tit worship, possessive kink, cum eating, blah blah blah
a/n: for my freakhoonz OBVIOUSLY but most importantly for @heeslomll !!! congratulations on graduating nessa! i love you and i'll always be proud of you my sweet girl. twinz forever <3
this is in no way supposed to be an accurate portrayal of enhypen. minors dni, 18+ only.
heeseung
your boyfriend affectionately refers to your ass as his personal cake
and one day you're lounging in bed with him the AC isn't working; it's a hot ass day so both of you, of course, are naked and eating ice cream, giggling like kids up to no good
things start to get out of hand when heeseung shakes the can of whipped cream too hard and it gets everywhere, splattering your face in the process.
"hee!" you squeal, wrinkling your nose at him in half-serious disgust. "it's sticky!"
"sorry, baby. i'll clean you up, hold on." he takes his finger and swipes up the whipped cream that decorates your features, and you think he's going to either lick it off himself or feed it to you, but he does neither
with a mischievous glint in his eye he rubs it over your lips
"i'm still sticky," you whine
"sorry, here, i'll fix it," he says, giving you a kiss and licking the cream off your lips. he keeps his tongue poking out and licks all the way across your face. "mm, babe. you taste so good. just wanna eat you up."
flustered, you stutter out, "you can, if you want..."
"any part of you?"
"uh-huh," you answer, too fixated on his pretty features
"turn over, then, baby." heeseung makes you literally spread your ass open and for a moment you think he's going to eat your cunt from the back
but then you hear the sound of the whipped cream canister spraying, and then you feel the cold topping drip onto your puckered rim
and then you feel the familiar glide of heeseung’s rough tongue, although this time he’s not eating your pussy
but he does have two fingers fucking your hole open while he eats your ass
“want you to cum like this, baby. can you do that for me? please?”
you can’t do anything but obey; after all, your boyfriend treats you so well, all the time
the rest under the cut!
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jay
you’ve been wanting to ask your boyfriend if you can try ass play but you’re nervous
but also you just really really love him and you want to give him the honor of claiming your last untouched hole
so you when you bring it up, you also ask jay if you can do a shot of his expensive whiskey to help calm your nerves
and he’s like, “of course, darling, anything to help you feel good—but we don't have to do it if you’re not 100% sure about it.”
and you say, “no, i’m sure i want this, you know i just have a hard time relaxing…”
being the loving boyfriend who also loves to spoil you that he is, he gives in to your whims
but, also, jay being jay, obviously he isn’t going to just give you a glass with a shot of Suntory
he puts the shot in his mouth and then kisses you, spitting it into your mouth
and then repeats this a few more times until you feel the warm, dazed feeling of the alcohol buzz permeate through your insides
“‘m ready, daddy,” you murmur to him
“okay angel face, get on all fours for me, hm? face down, ass up, you know what to do.”
“yes, daddy,” you answer obediently
jay loves you like this: extra submissive and docile, not bratting out on him like you like to do
yeah he spits a little whiskey on the buttplug and then on your waiting hole to lube it up
“deep breaths for me, okay, princess? we can stop at any time.”
“no, daddy, want you to train me. wanna take your cock in my ass soon.”
“you’re such a good girl, aren’t you? hm? how does it feel, baby? tell daddy.”
“feels… ah! i feel so full.”
“you’re doing so well for me, baby. want my fingers, too? wanna be stuffed?”
that’s a rhetorical question. of course you do
jake
to get back at jake for him blindfolding you and making you ride his abs, you blindfold him this time
of course he’s all up for it
but what he doesn't know is that when you were out today
you picked up a box of your favorite donuts
which is your favorite treat
right after your boyfriend's big cock of course
you leave your blindfolded jakey in the bedroom, cock straining against his abs while you go to the kitchen to microwave the donuts until they're warm
and all the while he’s whining impatiently, “baaaaabe, come back” over and over again
when he hears your footsteps enter the room you see his cock twitch in anticipation
and it twitches again when he hears your mischievous giggle
“alright, jakey, no touching, okay? put your hands behind your head.”
he whimpers but does what you ask of him
and then you take his cock in your mouth, deepthroating him easily thanks to the countless times you've given him head over the years
he’s still whimpering, now with the addition of bucking his hips up trying to fuck your face even if you’re pushing him back down gently
you come off his cock with a pop! and reach for the box of donuts, pulling out a glazed ring and giggling to yourself again before sliding it onto his cock
“uh, babe? what’s that?”
“nothing, jakey, don’t worry about it,” you answer. “just a little treat for both of us. how does it feel?”
“warm… and sticky… kinda like you…”
“good.”
when he cries out that he’s about to cum
you stop sucking and use your sticky hand to jerk him off while you tongue at his balls
and jake cums all over your hand and it drips down onto the donut
you’re just as much of a freak as he is and you decide to eat it
with all the squirming he’s been doing, the blindfold falls off as you’re eating the donut
and he watches with his jaw practically on the floor as you do
you show him your empty mouth after you’re done: "look baby, all clean!"
his cock perks up again at the sight of you so happy, tummy full of sugar and his cum
sunghoon
he was fucking around trying to make popsicles and instead of being normal
he froze strawberries in WATER thinking that was a good idea
and you’re so annoyed with him bc wdym he froze your expensive japanese strawberries in water
he’s like “baby, i’m sorry, i’m sorry,” but you're just giving him the cold shoulder…
until he says he’ll make it up to you, which has you intrigued
because sunghoon has some very interesting ways of apologizing
of course he knows how to say sorry
verbally
but also with his cock, among other things he uses to make you feel good
this time it’s the fucking strawberry-water popsicle, with the promise that he won’t let your precious strawberries go to waste
he gets you spread open on the bed, teasing your cunt with the popsicle
you shiver at the contact, feeling it already start to thaw against your heated skin
you watch him with lust-filled eyes as he brings the popsicle to his mouth and suck on it, his pretty pink lips forming a perfect pout
and then
“fuck, hoonie!” you cry out as he nudges the tip of the popsicle into your waiting hole
he gives you a moment to adjust before he starts to fuck it into you, the coldness of the popsicle contrasting with the absolute heat rushing through your gummy, slick walls
“i’m really sorry, baby,” he says again
you literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about the strawberries at this point but you might as well use your earlier annoyance with him to your advantage
“want your cock, too, hoonie…”
he’s in no position to make you beg for it as he usually does
so he gives it to you, fucking you slow and deep for a few strokes before switching back to the popsicle
alternating between his warm skin and the melting ice has you close to the edge
but what makes you cum is when
he pulls the popsicle out of you and replaces it with his cock, thrusting into you down to the hilt while he takes a bite out of one of the strawberries
“mm,” he coos. “tastes way better like this, baby. wanna try?”
jungwon
having an innocent boyfriend has its perks
one of them being that he’s willing to try literally everything
so when you walk into the bedroom with a couple towels and a bottle of chocolate syrup
his eyeballs practically jump out of his head he’s so fucking excited
like what do you mean he gets to have his pretty girlfriend naked on the bed while he plays with her
he’s going to have wet dreams about this for weeks
but that’s for a different post, not this one
anyways
he straddles your waist and experimentally drips some syrup onto your tits
he’s learned to be a tease after being with you for some time now
so he completely skips your nipples, much to your dismay
they're hard and in his face so it's hard for him to not pay attention to them when he licks off the chocolate from your tits
you whine impatiently and he laughs under his breath before he indulges you
because he’s weak for you
and he spends what feels like hours just licking and sucking and biting at your nipples
moaning at the taste of the chocolate
moaning because your tits are in his mouth
moaning as his cock gets some friction against your smooth skin
you fucking cum just from him playing with your tits so passionately and intensely
like he is paying attention to them like he’s never seen them before in his life
and then just when you think he can’t surprise you any more
he cums, too
all over your stomach and underneath your tits
he rubs his cum on your nipples and licks it off with more chocolate syrup
neither of you can speak and the room is hot hot hot
and sticky
and honestly you should have known that your boyfriend had a little bit of a possessive streak when it comes to you
you’re hot as fuck and he wonders every day how he bagged you
regardless it makes your eyes roll back into your head when you manage to read what he’s written with his finger in a mix of chocolate syrup and his cum
right over your neglected cunt
property of yang jungwon.
sunoo
you're not as much of a sweets person as he is
but you love your boyfriend nonetheless
and you always want to indulge him no matter what
even if it includes him laying on you and getting the sugar dust of his gummy peach rings all over your skin
because, come on, you enjoy when he licks it off you
he always gets carried away
and blames it on the sugar high
but really he’s just horny
this time is no different
he has the neckline of your tank top pulled down to expose your tits to the cold room air
your nipples harden in excitement
and also to the sudden change in temperature
but mostly you’re excited because you love when he gets like this
it’s not very often when he’s catering to you and not the other way around
after all, your sunny baby is the brat in the relationship
moving on
you watch him intently as he sucks off the sugar from a peach ring
and then
places it over your nipple before admiring his work
it confuses you for a second and you almost get annoyed at him for making a sticky mess of you and not doing anything
both on your tits and in your panties
you look at him like ???
and he just fucking winks at you before ducking his head down to your tit
laving his tongue over your nipple, swirling it around the piece of candy and moaning
the vibration makes your back arch, pushing your tits even more into his face
he grabs your tit with his hand and squeezes it
and you don't notice until later but he uses his other hand to get his cock out
and push it inside you
cockwarming while he sucks on your sugar-coated nipples
moaning when you clench around him
which, in turn, makes you moan even louder
“you’re so sweet, lovely. just like candy.”
taglist: @karinasbaby @enha-stars @intromortal @heeslomll @venomhee @heeheeswifey
#sunghoon smut#park sunghoon smut#jay smut#enha jay smut#heeseung smut#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen x reader#enha jake smut#enha smut#jungwon smut#sunoo smut#sunghoon hard thoughts#i fucking hate making tags#i cant stress this enough#🀄️thoughts
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I love when they swear in the story boards
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