#jake is my malewife

[neteyamyawne]

RDA Jake is the cutest clueless fucking thing and i love it 😭

His RDA era is still my fucking favourite and i can't get enough of him 😩✨

Just look at his cute face oh my god *faints*

[celestialthrone]

The only acceptable meals I want every day, the dessert would be extra creamy 😩😭🫦

dessert too steamy to be included 🤭

[eywaseclipse]

How we all write Jake lol (because it’s canon and he loves his lady)

[honeyhotteok]

Oh great Buddha, give me strength. I am still straying from Jake Kim's light and straight into Goo Kim hell.

How's... 7:39pm?

not to be blasphemous but are u referring to me as your Buddha LOL hi my beloved...anon🤭 i got you we're gonna get you back to seeing jake kim's light!!

[7:39pm] You watch your boyfriend Jake as you sit with your elbows resting on the kitchen island, listening to the sound of oil sizzling in a pan. "Care to tell me why you're cooking shirtless with an apron on?" you say, amused. "I thought you liked this view?" he flexes his inked triceps in your direction while flashing you a grin, eliciting a laugh from your lips, which in turn draws out a warm smile from his. The fragrant smell of his cooking fills the kitchen as he sets your dinner down on the table. He reaches over to press his lips against your temple and you feel the weight of your long day already fading away.

[razypie]

more moodboards nobody asked for!! ✨✨

Green Flags/Malewives 💚💚💚

jace park

warren chae

baek seongjun (minus the whole xj comp/yakuza thing. please let a girl dream omg)

wangguk han

jake kim

will do part 2 because why not 🥰🥰

[ohheyshadow]

To anyone who needs to hear this

[steamedeggs]

this week’s chapter was so much less hype than last week’s

[ohheyshadow]

JAKE MARSHALL MY BELOVED DKSJDBDKWHDND

jake marshall appreciation post

[neteyamyawne]

I made another character ai!!!

Human RDA JAKE! I'm so excited for him, he's flirtatious as hell 😂

Here

I hope y'all like him 😌‼️

[myuiis]

LOOKISM 479 SPOILERS (gungoo edition)

as ceo of gungoo (self proclaimed, probably not true), this chapter made me CRAZY INSANO!!!!

anyways gun is so unserious like ok 🙄 I get it you have solid, rippling, perfectly sculpted abs now out a damn shirt on it is SNOWING!!

MY PERFECT INFALLIBLE MALEWIFE!!! HES SO COZY AND BEAUTIFUL!!!! HES SO PRETTY ID TAKE A BULLET TO THE CHEST FOR HIM

god this is so homosexual

they’re pouring drinks for each other 😭😢🥹🥲😢😭🥺UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

me and who

DONT TOUCH ME IM SO… IM SO… INSANE….

he proposed. I don’t care he proposed. This is a love confession and a marriage proposal.

THEYRE SO DOOMED… they’re doomed to be enemies, they always knew this day would come, they accept it so easily because they both knew each other well and that the other party would’ve chosen this path, no matter what… they’re doomed by the narrative and they accept it, they both knew it the whole time, it’s written on their bones…

ptj giving me more gungoo is scaring men go because he’s establishing goo as guns good friend… and his death.. might… yeah…

UEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU😭😭😭😢🥹😢

also yk Samuel said the same thing to Jake before and we all know how THAT turned out…

[wannaeatramyeon]

Jake Kim x Reader: Thirsty

Slight crack. Bit of a reach. Dedicated to @honeyhotteok 🫶

"Look, Jake!" you flash your screen at him, "Someone put up a video of you online!"

"Me?"

"Yep. That's definitely you."

Jake peers over your shoulder and. Well.

"...Oh."

This isn't what he was expecting. A sort of shaky cam of him fighting topless in the street. Jesus, this is embarrassing.

"Y/N, cmon put that away." Grimacing, he turns back to the TV.

"Man, you are really hot." Your eyes follow his figure on the screen, "Those tattoos on your pecs really are doing something. Those gloves. Fuck."

Biting your lip at the sight before you, an indecent groan escapes.

Fine. You have Jake's attention again.

"You know, you can get up close and personal with my pecs and my hands if you-"

"And all the comments agree too!" Cutting him off, you thrust your phone in his face. So close that he goes cross eyed with the effort of trying to read.

In the end he grabs it from you and scrolls through.

He can't make heads or tails of the words he's looking at.

"What's a green flag?"

You explain.

"Simp?"

And again.

"Rizz?", "Himbo?", "Malewife vibes?"

Huh.

With each comment, Jake's cheeks redden and ego swells simultaneously.

They want to do what to him?! They want him to do what to them?!

This is... something. He always thought he was pretty easy on the eye but he has never had this reception before.

Just... Huh.

"I mean, they're not wrong." You give Jake a salacious grin, sidling up close and fingers walking along his broad chest-

"Now what was that offer before about getting up close and personal?"

[miserygutztheweirdo]

ok so, headcanons time! + OC info (polyship vers.)

I think Lacey loves doing skincare for Jake and Josh (my oc yeah) and makeup (she's really good at it i swear)

Also Lacey is good at fashion and can choose the slayest outfits for her boyfriends (if they would ash her for it ehe)

Jake suffered from insomnia for about six months due to stress, but when Josh bring himself to his life, Jake became more chill and slept well. Lacey known nothing about Jake's ASD and she was wondering about his weird behavior and high sensitivity to loud noises, but she is trying her best comforting him anytime.

Also, my thoughts about Lacey in general: i think she has a traumas about being in relationships with men (being stalked, SA-ed by her uncle, my poor girl T-T), but after she met my dorks, she feel better and it's her safest and fluffiest romantic relationships in her life (as same as for Jake and Josh) Finally, some info about Josh (bro you should write that earlier dawg):

He is a trans male, 21 y.o. and he's a romanian-russian mixed, has a vitiligo + A LOT of moles. Josh is a christian (not a fanatic one, dw) and used to go to church a lot when he was a child. He is a little overweight, despite his fairly good physical fitness. Also, he loves citrus fruits, but when he overeats, he gets a rash (possibly due to allergies). Josh is so malewife material and a cheerish and comforting person in general Josh was living in a countryside with his father and stepmother and he moved to the city when he was in high school. You'll ask me "Mintix, and how he connected to Papa's Canibalia then?" I say, that he went to work, where this restaurant is located (let's say in Tastywille, but the place's name would be changed i think) and when he arrived here, he decided to get a job as "server" or "deliveryman"

I really nervous about sharing my thoughts on the Internet tbh...

[honeyhotteok]

Hi hi hi!! How are you?!?!?

Hope you're all well

Sorry even I was busy with high school😔

Just a Lil suggestion thingy for your writing ~

I was wondering how 'bout~

Reaction of Lookism & HTF characters to reader forgetting to kiss them in established relationship - like reader is an independent working person even before they met each other, and in all the hectic schedule of their work, they just forget?

It's alright if you don't want to, don't feel pressured❣️

It's just a random thought ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

hi!! sorry this is soo late lol work beating my ass as usual🥹 i hope school's been more chill for you lately/that you get a break soon!! i included your fave then ended up picking some more non j high boys for this since my last hcs were for the j high boys😌 and i don't write for htf on here at the moment and wasn't planning to but..maybe i'll add a lil bonus at the end lol. ty for the suggestion!🫶

Lookism boys reacting to S/O forgetting their goodbye kiss before work

(Johan, Jake, Samuel)

Johan Seong

would lowkey SULK like there's no tomorrow. would not bring it up first though

but he tries to tough out it out, like the babygirl turned malewife-in-training he is

when you get home, tries to get a kiss by holding Miru up to you next to his face, pouting

but the both of them just get a head pat from you

ends up grumbling about how that's not what he wanted but whatever

leaving you confused but you quickly pick up on what he wants, having become perceptive after all these years of being with him that your boyfriend is not forthcoming with wanting affection

a blushing mess and pretends to hate it when you finally shower him with kisses

Jake Kim

notices pretty soon after you leave the house that you hadn't kissed him this morning, or yesterday either now that he thinks about it

barely pays attention during his Big Deal meetings, just sitting there furrowing his brow, trying to figure out whether he’s done something to make you mad at him

was the omelette he cooked for breakfast that bad?? he was just trying to expand his cooking repertoire beyond just instant ramen...

texts you that he'll get dinner for the both of you tonight, then buys takeaway from your favorite restaurant and also stops to get your favorite snacks before coming home

it's when you get home and trudge your tired body to him to give him a hug that he realizes it wasn't because you were mad at him after all

grins when you finally plant a big kiss on him while enjoying your fave meal after a long day of work

Samuel Seo

is unbothered, mostly. He has his own work to attend to anyway.

but as his day goes on, starts to feel unsettled but has no idea why??

this mf ends up being even more prickly than usual at work

gets home even later than you do tonight, and you nonchalantly give him a kiss before getting ready for bed

feels his ears turning red as his mood immediately improves and he finally realizes why he's felt off all day

well since you're here anyway, he'll steal another kiss from you now for tomorrow. or five

+ bonus: HTF - Taehoon Seong

this little shit would nip it in the bud real quick

catches up to you fast with his long ass legs after you rush out the door without kissing him goodbye, yelling "HEY!"

"you forgot something, dumbass" "???"

after planting a kiss on you, smirks and shoves you "hurry up now, you're gonna be late"

and you of course smack him with your bag as revenge for shoving you and smile at your boyfriend while running off as he curses at you

[verdemoun]

If it hasn’t been mentioned before how did Sadie die in the canon timeline before getting timewarped and how was Jake found? I think they are super interesting considering how they weren’t even married for 3 years yet before the events of the first mission (they were married in September and the game starts in May) Also another random question but did any of the gang bond over the different instruments they played (ex Sadie-Harmonica, Pearson-Accordion, or Javier-Guitar) and speaking of Javier did he ever learn electric guitar? [Sorry if my bombarding you with questions is annoying or overwhelming I’m just very hyper fixated on Rdr2 and love this au <3 /lh/pos]

pls never apologise i love asks my inbox is officially empty again rip so to all pls feel free to send any more questions about timewarp or my general rdr2 addled brain.

Sadie makes me so sad esp in the epilogue she literally makes the comment i wanna die like she is such an incredible character but she is so defeated by losing her husband, and then finding the gang only to lose them as well. After Micah's death she didn't even have revenge to live for. Also being at John and Abigail's wedding? As beautiful as the day was and as happy as she was for them, being reminded of her own wedding, everything she lost, how much she loved her husband. I think that the passive suicidality/recklessness she was putting into bounty hunting would've caught up with her really quickly and she was shot and killed by some unknown outlaw she was trying to bring in no later than 1908.

Jake bless was very much not someone anyone thought to look for fortunately with living with Sadie in such an isolated area he's a proper survivalist and just lived camping on public land doing odd jobs like farm work where he could to earn some cash for basic necessities and was just rolling with it. He's very laid back go with the flow type guy who was not nearly as panicked about waking up in modern era as he should have been.

It's completely stupid how they ran into Jake Adler. The gang were in public talking too loud about 1899 and he casually walked up to them like oh hi were you guys also magically teleported 100 years into the future after dying??

Kieran was terrified of Jake and expected some sort of retribution for being an O'Driscoll like literally shuffling to hide behind other members of the gang terrified but they actually ended up being besties because Jake knows loads about gardening and homesteading and they got to bond over 'fuck Colm O'Driscoll' and just being gentle souls they vibe so well.

Gets a new cabin away from everything and starts rebuilding his homesteading life so everything is perfect for when Sadie comes back.

It's so obvious how Jake and Sadie's dynamic worked the second they met Jake Adler. He is the sweetest, most disgustingly soft man to ever exist. He has bi wife energy. If he had survived instead of Sadie, he would not have made it in the gang. He gets emotional over the idea of using pesticides to keep bugs off his tomatoes. He is malewife extraordinaire and cries at least once a week about missing his wife who he is nauseatingly in love with.

He went with them to get Sadie obviously and the gang were a little nervous how he would respond to bounty hunter more ghost than people living weapon that is the Sadie Adler they knew? Plus this is post Micah's death so they heard ALL about that as well. Sadie Adler is terrifying. How could such a delicate marshmallow man handle it?

It is immediately very obvious that that's just Sadie's personality. It is exaggerated but very much just how she's always been she could say the most threatening violent comment with the coldest scowl and Jake's just there like wow that's my wife isn't she amazing <3 <3 <3

He is not at all surprised she became a bounty hunter and murderer she was always capable of it he just asked her nicely not to kill people so she didn't but she was always that one thing away from becoming the woman we know and love. Also how quickly Sadie goes from cold scowl to smiling affectionately kissing her husband like he is her squishy soft rock.

Also Sadie is very much bisexual being in a relationship with a man does not erase that Jake has always known and is very supportive every night he gives thanks to the women who fumbled Sadie Adler so he could marry her. Gender roles are not welcome in their relationship hell gender as a concept doesn't belong in their relationship they both wear skirts on hot days and Jake wears lipstick more often than Sadie does. Sadie pegs.

She met him at the stables he was working at, picked him up like a stray cat and said we're married now. She proposed to him and he cried. Finding someone who complimented her in every way was a once in a million and she never moved on from that. He enjoys the domestic chores she loathes, never questions or raises an eyebrow at her wearing pants or wielding a gun. Both of them happy to move into the middle of no where because neither one of them wanted their dynamic being scrutinized like they are happy being in their own world regardless of era.

The gang are still in awe of how well they balance each other out. There was divine intervention in them being so perfectly made for each other let alone finding each other in canon era it's so much clearer how they seemed so lost and distraught being apart. Why Sadie was still mourning and talking about Jake in 1907 when she had lost him for longer than she'd known him at that point. Two people could not be more perfect for each other.

SECOND POINT

Sadie starts playing harmonica again now that she has her Jakey back. And Jake, who in a similar way stopped playing when he didn't have his Sadie his amore, gets another violin (this is a hc that I will die defending let him play fiddle while Sadie's on harmonica little homesteading country music losers). Charles also plays harmonica and it is very 'same hat!!' when they realize. Teach each other songs too.

Javier plays around with electric guitar but is an acoustic purist, but because Isaac plays electric guitar they have great little jam sessions together. Javier loves having someone who asks questions and wants to learn guitar like Isaac is pretty good by the time 1911 gang arrive but he is so happy to also have someone who likes guitar as much as he does and he can learn from. Rip Isaac's friends trying to keep up 'hey you up for crime this afternoon' 'no sorry i'm going to go play guitar with my stoner mexican uncle. his autistic boyfriend who is also a stoner is making soda bread!'

Uncle gets a banjo again and also a ukulele because he thinks they look goofy.

Also Sean plays jaw harp? Fun character fact. Lenny also forgets this fact and can be found walking around the house looking for whatever bug is making that weird buzzing noise and turns out Sean couldn't sleep and was just boinging along with his jaw harp.

Gang bonfire nights go wild on the jam sessions. Little southern orchestra with the banjo, two harmonicas, a fiddle, a jaw harp and guitars all going.

[nytrotic]

So, my brain hasn't shut up ever since i played Sherry n Jake's campaign back in fucking December of last year, and has created multiple au's of them, one of them being a genderbent au (ah yes, how original).

So, Jake's name is now Jacqueline, and Sherry's name is Silvester. I've also thought of other names for everyone else, but these two are the most important. The whole story is basically the same thing, but y'know, genders are bent.

I think their interactions would also be the same, but different in a way, like the scene where the two are reunited back in China. Silvester would get excited to see Jacqueline, but then instantly look away out of embarrassment because of the fuckin gown she's in (j'avo suck and are pervs /silly), and she would be confused for a sec, then remembered, the damn gown she's in and hide behind a locker (like sherry does basically). As the scene continues on, i can't decide which one should "discreetly" check out the other, cause like, Jake does that with Sherry, but would Jacqueline do it too? Or would Silvester do that instead??? I honestly want this au to be somewhat still accurate to the story, but i wanna have a few moments where it splits off the main path.

Yes, they are still gonna have that painful but amazing slow burn (WITHOUT THAT DAMNED KISS), but like, in their own way ig if that makes sense-

Oh another thing to mention about this au, it's only their genders that change, for the most part. Their heights are still the same, etc etc. so yeah, Silvester is like, 5'7 while Jacqueline is 6'3-

TLDR: Genderbent au of Resident Evil, specifically about Sherry n Jake, new names Jacqueline and Silvester, story stays mostly the same with some unique parts to it

TLDR of TLDR (im funny i know): Girlboss and Malewife <333

[tswift]

ok, so. i’ve been thinking a lot about the taylor/matty situation. mostly just trying to give myself some space to understand why it’s even happening. and I have some thoughts.

I remember when taylor dated john, and then she dated jake. two men that were a lot older than her and clearly did a number on her. both, more or less, verbally and emotionally abused her. they talked down to her, took advantage of her naiveté, made fun of her, played games with her. obviously, this did a number on her, and it’s taken years for her to unpack and fully assess the damage. 

what she did after was date a few men that were younger than her. she dated connor kennedy, who was barely 18, and seemingly only because she liked his family. then she dated harry styles. and at the time, there was gossip in the tabloids about how taylor was very hurt by dating men who were older than her, so she went in the opposite direction because she thought it would hurt her less. basically, she put up walls to protect herself. it seemed to be a trauma response.

now her situation with joe alwyn. of course we can never know completely what happened, but just based on the music, what’s been said to the press, etc, taylor felt undervalued. he wasn’t supporting her the way she wanted, he was closed off, and he wasn’t fighting for her and their relationship. a lot of this is made clear in “you’re losing me” but there’s also some lyrics in “renegade” and even “bejeweled” that imply these problems.

enter matty. she supposedly had a brief thing with him almost a decade earlier and they lost contact over the years for whatever reason. I don’t know the full story. but since then, matty has spoken about taylor a lot. he clearly admires her, he feels badly for messing things up. he apparently writes a song about her and how he can’t ever forget her etc etc. his friend jack antonoff is besties with her and jack reconnects them. he invites taylor to perform and calls her his queen. he is showing very PUBLIC support and admiration for her. it’s kind of giving malewife behavior actually (which tbh, I think is what taylor needs.)

taylor is grieving the loss of a relationship that she clearly thought was the end of all the endings. the person she was going to settle down with completely. and then here comes someone she has a history with, giving her what she was missing with joe. 

none of this makes it right. but this entire time i’ve just been trying to understand why taylor would let him back into her life. why she’d risk hurting her fans and her image.

anyway this is just speculation but these are my thoughts feel free to ignore them :)(: