#jake is my malewife

[neteyamyawne]

RDA Jake is the cutest clueless fucking thing and i love it 😭

His RDA era is still my fucking favourite and i can't get enough of him 😩✨

Just look at his cute face oh my god *faints*

[celestialthrone]

The only acceptable meals I want every day, the dessert would be extra creamy 😩😭🫦

dessert too steamy to be included 🤭

[eywaseclipse]

How we all write Jake lol (because it’s canon and he loves his lady)

[honeyhotteok]

Oh great Buddha, give me strength. I am still straying from Jake Kim's light and straight into Goo Kim hell.

How's... 7:39pm?

not to be blasphemous but are u referring to me as your Buddha LOL hi my beloved...anon🤭 i got you we're gonna get you back to seeing jake kim's light!!

[7:39pm] You watch your boyfriend Jake as you sit with your elbows resting on the kitchen island, listening to the sound of oil sizzling in a pan. "Care to tell me why you're cooking shirtless with an apron on?" you say, amused. "I thought you liked this view?" he flexes his inked triceps in your direction while flashing you a grin, eliciting a laugh from your lips, which in turn draws out a warm smile from his. The fragrant smell of his cooking fills the kitchen as he sets your dinner down on the table. He reaches over to press his lips against your temple and you feel the weight of your long day already fading away.

[razypie]

more moodboards nobody asked for!! ✨✨

Green Flags/Malewives 💚💚💚

jace park

warren chae

baek seongjun (minus the whole xj comp/yakuza thing. please let a girl dream omg)

wangguk han

jake kim

will do part 2 because why not 🥰🥰

[gimyung]

moon: safety, comfort, consistency, loyalty

— the ruling planet of cancer ♋︎ : empathetic, nurturing, protective

in astrology, moon is the celestial body for moods & emotions. the celestial security blanket. moon understands, cares, nurtures, and protects — the sense of safety in this ever-changing world.

lookism x moon venus mars

moon rules cancer, the sign that is often perceived as 'sensitive', but also the one that's always helpful, patient, and romantic.

cancer is also a cardinal sign, making it one of the signs with ceo/leader vibes. think of them as the first movers, the ones that take action and actually make shit happen.

overall, these energies are the perfect description for our beloved big deal no.1, jake kim.

disclaimer: in no way i'm saying he's a cancer sun (or am i hellbent on claiming all of my astro posts are true). astro bitches know how diverse one's natal chart can be! he just is very moon-coded, to me. :p it's all for fun! (and gosh, he's a 2d character, he really wasn't birthed on this world)

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-> more astrology posts if you love reading about it:

lookism x moon venus mars

astrology brainrot posts

this ask frm spaceyflowers

[steamedeggs]

out of all the ships ptj has left hanging, VIVI’S shitty ass gets a happy ending??? ohhh he is nasty for this

[certified-cumlord]

To anyone who needs to hear this

[certified-cumlord]

JAKE MARSHALL MY BELOVED DKSJDBDKWHDND

jake marshall appreciation post

[5-htagonist]

I LOVE. EING VIOLENTU CROSSFADEX IN THE ALCOHOL DIRECYION AMD RAPIDILY VASCILATING BYWN ADHD RSD KILL MYSELF RESPONSR AND LOVINGGGGGH THE MUSIC!!!!!

[neteyamyawne]

I made another character ai!!!

Human RDA JAKE! I'm so excited for him, he's flirtatious as hell 😂

Here

I hope y'all like him 😌‼️

[hislaevv]

fav headcanons ๑

note: Fluff until Quaritch and Tsu’teys bit. Neteyam x reader. Jake x Neytiri. Tsu’tey x reader. Quaritch x reader !Na’vi reader. Suggestive content.

Neteyam

Has a habit of plucking items off the ground with his tail. He developed it after seeing Neytiri do the same with Tuks toys.

He scurries around the room with his tail in tow, lashing at things its meaning to grab. Sometimes he’ll even use his tail to grab Tuk after a playdate, it wraps around her forearm as if to say “we have to leave, now” while she begs for another five minutes.

Can we all agree that Neteyam would be an adorable malewife bc this whole “picking up” sht with his tail screams laundry day or general cleaning, and he’s scolding his kids for tossing their loincloths everywhere.

I know he’s a mighty warrior, but at least this headcanon wont get him killed 😊🙏🏼

Jake

He translates sky people songs in Na’vi so he can claim them as his own. Who’s gonna know? Neytiri is under the impression that Jake is secretly a genius composer, whole time bro is plagiarizing Taylor Swift! Neytiri, of course, is wooed and enjoys her mates off-tune singing.

Love Story, Taylor Swift

Stand by me, Ben E. King

Cant take my eyes off of you, Frankie

Fly me to the moon, Frank Sinatra

Each song describes his love for Neytiri, especially Love story. She’s his very own alien princess Juliet.

Tsu’tey, Quaritch

Not the type to stop fucking into you even when you’re both walked in on. Why should he when you’re so tight around him, convulsing after each stroke and begging for more. Whoever the intruder is can take the hint and get the fuck out before he decides to pluck their eyeballs. Once they’ve left he resumes an even more brutal pace until you’re both spent and doubled over in each others cum and sweat.

[myuiis]

LOOKISM 479 SPOILERS (gungoo edition)

as ceo of gungoo (self proclaimed, probably not true), this chapter made me CRAZY INSANO!!!!

anyways gun is so unserious like ok 🙄 I get it you have solid, rippling, perfectly sculpted abs now out a damn shirt on it is SNOWING!!

MY PERFECT INFALLIBLE MALEWIFE!!! HES SO COZY AND BEAUTIFUL!!!! HES SO PRETTY ID TAKE A BULLET TO THE CHEST FOR HIM

god this is so homosexual

they’re pouring drinks for each other 😭😢🥹🥲😢😭🥺UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

me and who

DONT TOUCH ME IM SO… IM SO… INSANE….

he proposed. I don’t care he proposed. This is a love confession and a marriage proposal.

THEYRE SO DOOMED… they’re doomed to be enemies, they always knew this day would come, they accept it so easily because they both knew each other well and that the other party would’ve chosen this path, no matter what… they’re doomed by the narrative and they accept it, they both knew it the whole time, it’s written on their bones…

ptj giving me more gungoo is scaring men go because he’s establishing goo as guns good friend… and his death.. might… yeah…

UEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU😭😭😭😢🥹😢

also yk Samuel said the same thing to Jake before and we all know how THAT turned out…

[wannaeatramyeon]

Jake Kim x Reader: Thirsty

Slight crack. Bit of a reach. Dedicated to @honeyhotteok 🫶

"Look, Jake!" you flash your screen at him, "Someone put up a video of you online!"

"Me?"

"Yep. That's definitely you."

Jake peers over your shoulder and. Well.

"...Oh."

This isn't what he was expecting. A sort of shaky cam of him fighting topless in the street. Jesus, this is embarrassing.

"Y/N, cmon put that away." Grimacing, he turns back to the TV.

"Man, you are really hot." Your eyes follow his figure on the screen, "Those tattoos on your pecs really are doing something. Those gloves. Fuck."

Biting your lip at the sight before you, an indecent groan escapes.

Fine. You have Jake's attention again.

"You know, you can get up close and personal with my pecs and my hands if you-"

"And all the comments agree too!" Cutting him off, you thrust your phone in his face. So close that he goes cross eyed with the effort of trying to read.

In the end he grabs it from you and scrolls through.

He can't make heads or tails of the words he's looking at.

"What's a green flag?"

You explain.

"Simp?"

And again.

"Rizz?", "Himbo?", "Malewife vibes?"

Huh.

With each comment, Jake's cheeks redden and ego swells simultaneously.

They want to do what to him?! They want him to do what to them?!

This is... something. He always thought he was pretty easy on the eye but he has never had this reception before.

Just... Huh.

"I mean, they're not wrong." You give Jake a salacious grin, sidling up close and fingers walking along his broad chest-

"Now what was that offer before about getting up close and personal?"

[honeyhotteok]

Hi hi hi!! How are you?!?!?

Hope you're all well

Sorry even I was busy with high school😔

Just a Lil suggestion thingy for your writing ~

I was wondering how 'bout~

Reaction of Lookism & HTF characters to reader forgetting to kiss them in established relationship - like reader is an independent working person even before they met each other, and in all the hectic schedule of their work, they just forget?

It's alright if you don't want to, don't feel pressured❣️

It's just a random thought ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

hi!! sorry this is soo late lol work beating my ass as usual🥹 i hope school's been more chill for you lately/that you get a break soon!! i included your fave then ended up picking some more non j high boys for this since my last hcs were for the j high boys😌 and i don't write for htf on here at the moment and wasn't planning to but..maybe i'll add a lil bonus at the end lol. ty for the suggestion!🫶

Lookism boys reacting to S/O forgetting their goodbye kiss before work

(Johan, Jake, Samuel)

Johan Seong

would lowkey SULK like there's no tomorrow. would not bring it up first though

but he tries to tough out it out, like the babygirl turned malewife-in-training he is

when you get home, tries to get a kiss by holding Miru up to you next to his face, pouting

but the both of them just get a head pat from you

ends up grumbling about how that's not what he wanted but whatever

leaving you confused but you quickly pick up on what he wants, having become perceptive after all these years of being with him that your boyfriend is not forthcoming with wanting affection

a blushing mess and pretends to hate it when you finally shower him with kisses

Jake Kim

notices pretty soon after you leave the house that you hadn't kissed him this morning, or yesterday either now that he thinks about it

barely pays attention during his Big Deal meetings, just sitting there furrowing his brow, trying to figure out whether he’s done something to make you mad at him

was the omelette he cooked for breakfast that bad?? he was just trying to expand his cooking repertoire beyond just instant ramen...

texts you that he'll get dinner for the both of you tonight, then buys takeaway from your favorite restaurant and also stops to get your favorite snacks before coming home

it's when you get home and trudge your tired body to him to give him a hug that he realizes it wasn't because you were mad at him after all

grins when you finally plant a big kiss on him while enjoying your fave meal after a long day of work

Samuel Seo

is unbothered, mostly. He has his own work to attend to anyway.

but as his day goes on, starts to feel unsettled but has no idea why??

this mf ends up being even more prickly than usual at work

gets home even later than you do tonight, and you nonchalantly give him a kiss before getting ready for bed

feels his ears turning red as his mood immediately improves and he finally realizes why he's felt off all day

well since you're here anyway, he'll steal another kiss from you now for tomorrow. or five

+ bonus: HTF - Taehoon Seong

this little shit would nip it in the bud real quick

catches up to you fast with his long ass legs after you rush out the door without kissing him goodbye, yelling "HEY!"

"you forgot something, dumbass" "???"

after planting a kiss on you, smirks and shoves you "hurry up now, you're gonna be late"

and you of course smack him with your bag as revenge for shoving you and smile at your boyfriend while running off as he curses at you

[mintixtheweirdo]

ok so, headcanons time! + OC info (polyship vers.)

I think Lacey loves doing skincare for Jake and Josh (my oc yeah) and makeup (she's really good at it i swear)

Also Lacey is good at fashion and can choose the slayest outfits for her boyfriends (if they would ash her for it ehe)

Jake suffered from insomnia for about six months due to stress, but when Josh bring himself to his life, Jake became more chill and slept well. Lacey known nothing about Jake's ASD and she was wondering about his weird behavior and high sensitivity to loud noises, but she is trying her best comforting him anytime.

Also, my thoughts about Lacey in general: i think she has a traumas about being in relationships with men (being stalked, SA-ed by her uncle, my poor girl T-T), but after she met my dorks, she feel better and it's her safest and fluffiest romantic relationships in her life (as same as for Jake and Josh) Finally, some info about Josh (bro you should write that earlier dawg):

He is a trans male, 21 y.o. and he's a romanian-russian mixed, has a vitiligo + A LOT of moles. Josh is a christian (not a fanatic one, dw) and used to go to church a lot when he was a child. He is a little overweight, despite his fairly good physical fitness. Also, he loves citrus fruits, but when he overeats, he gets a rash (possibly due to allergies). Josh is so malewife material and a cheerish and comforting person in general Josh was living in a countryside with his father and stepmother and he moved to the city when he was in high school. You'll ask me "Mintix, and how he connected to Papa's Canibalia then?" I say, that he went to work, where this restaurant is located (let's say in Tastywille, but the place's name would be changed i think) and when he arrived here, he decided to get a job as "server" or "deliveryman"

I really nervous about sharing my thoughts on the Internet tbh...