#fuck it up starscream

[soapbbox]

A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

[ugly-bug-starscream]

Omg but imagine the absolute wild dad-lore starscream would probably drop at, like, dinner or something. Like:

*pouring energon for the kids*

"Did you know we almost converted to cannibalism?"

*all the kids and skyfire looking mortified*

"wtf???"

KSDFKGDJG the dad lore IS WILD

[cestacruz]

Small studies of Starscream in the Robots in Disguise 2015 design because he's literally perfect☺️☺️☺️ i want to marry him!!!

[mothwithapencil]

I've been designing humanformers because it's fun :) these sre inspired by several different medias. Some more than others

[whalesharkstho]

this is what happens when i sketch and listen to nightcore

[carpbait]

got shadowbanned for posting too much starscream 😔

[katartss]

horrible little man who i adore

[aceofheartsssss]

Feelin' bored af rn cuz yeah- ✌😘 [sarcastic] Anyone wanna share anything remotely cool they did recently (whenever yall see this post)

look at this stupid meme I found- 😭

[birdiepfft]

OBSESSION.

context.

[krussyarts]

Starscream design by my wonderful girlfriend @sxnssouciart

[scribe-of-hael]

the girls are fighting

You

Fucking

Bitch

[keferon]

Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀

Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets

[monochromeia]

Transformers Cyberverse lures you in going "haha look silly goofy kids show. aren't you tired of all the seriousness??? don't you want some silly fun??? look at bumblebee doing donuts isn't that so silly???" and then hits you with the most gruesome deaths imagineable

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

[k4r4ss]

I watched the trailer and immediately made up a fanfic in my head based on 0.75 seconds in which we were shown the Decepticon high command

[sunlightera]

☆ starscream tf sequences ~ es s2 ☆