#fuck it posting it now

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[footlongdingledong]

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

[infectiouspiss]

[corrodedparadox]

Handposting

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[chesters-ocs]

GHASTLY BLOODLUST 3/?

serial killer!mārīte's been on my mind lately. yeah. ig this can count as the 3rd part to ghastly bloodlust :) been itching to write for this lil series for a hot second as is

anyways pspsps @the-whispers-of-death woe highly ooc sarabi/stone/butcher interactions be upon ye /lh

wc: 620

"She's gotta be here somewhere," Ivan grumbled, as he lead the other two men to the spot in the woods where he last encountered his niece.

Soon after Mary ran off, he retreated to hide and dispose of the body, as well as recruited both of her still living paternal figures to aid in locating her.

"Yeah, no shit," Adam sighed, stressed, "Tracks are sloppy and all over the place. Like a damn animal came trough instead."

"Don't call her that!" Vikram objected with a glare. Both men were met with well-aimed slaps to the back of their heads by Ivan, who's own expression said more than enough.

Their attention went back to the task at hand, thankfully,

All was quiet for the next few minutes, as Adam moved to lead the others, quick to spot the footsteps left behind the teenager, the imprints of clear even on the leaf-covered ground.

As much as it felt wrong to use hunting experience to track down a scared child, he just had to deal with it. They all did.

"Looks like she slowed down to walk here. Hopefully means she's close," Adam pointed out the distance between the footsteps, before looking up ahead to see the general direction they lead.

"... That hers?"

"What?" Vikram asked.

Adam pointed to the dirtied pink sweater, soaking wet from the morning dew. Traces of mud littered it.

"... It is," Vikram confirmed, and was backed up by Ivan.

"Yeah. She was wearing that when I found her."

The shortest of the three tried to not overthink it too much, and simply went to pick it up, unceremoniously slinging the dirty piece of clothing across his shoulder.

"You're seriously keeping it?"

"The less traces of her, the better."

They kept walking in silence, accompanied only by the soft winds and crunch of leaves under their boots.

... What was that?

Adam stopped abruptly, straining his ears.

"What are you-"

"Sh!" he clamped a hand over Vikram's mouth, focusing.

"I hear something," he whispered, putting all his focus on discerning what that sound is.

...

She's crying.

As quickly as his feet would let him, he turned to the direction of the cries and ran, leaving the other two to follow, cursing at him.

Nothing else mattered. Absolutely nothing.

He neared her location: under the branches of an old tree which species he was not bothered to identify.

Adam couldn't give less of a shit about how his knees popped and ached as he dropped down in front of her, engulfing her in a firm hug, as Mary's own breath hitched.

His heart ached at the pitiful whines and sobs leaving her.

Instinct takes over, and Adam finds himself pressing the teen's head against his chest, so she can listen to his heartbeat, as he murmurs reassurances meant for her and her alone, especially as his companions approach the scene, catching their breath and taking in the sight of the girl.

"Viss ir labi, viss is kārtībā. Neviens tev neko pāri nedarīs," he started, wiping her tears, "Tev viss labi? Asinis? Zilumi?"

The little shake of her head did wonders for his own nerves.

"Runāt vari?" he asked, giving her a few seconds to answer. He hummed at the second shake of her head.

Cautiously, Adam picked her up. Vikram cringed slightly at how filthy she had gotten in such a short amount of time. A potential list of contracted diseases crossed his mind.

"Says she's okay and uninjured. Just doesn't want to talk."

"I'll still check her over by the car," Vikram states. Neither objected to it.

With one last glance at the shaken up girl, Adam asks her a final question.

"Mājās?"

She nods.

Yeah. Home.

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AN: okay i couldnt resist a little bit of latvian getting sprinkled in. translations below!

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"Viss ir labi, viss is kārtībā. Neviens tev neko pāri nedarīs," + "Tev viss labi? Asinis? Zilumi?"

"Everything is fine, everything's okay. No one is going to hurt you," + "You okay? Blood? Bruises?"

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"Runāt vari?"

"Can [you] talk?"

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"Mājās?"

"Home?"

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yeah. :) thats it. mb. who knows.

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

[bloomeng]

core 4 magical girl set finally reunited

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]

[overcooked444]

Duke and Jason have been banned from being anywhere near each other in costume because the arguments they will break out into is both too intense and too distracting for patrol. Everyone thinks they're serious but after the first 10-20 times they do it for the love of the game.

Duke: Shut the fuck up.

Jason: You shut the fuck up.

Duke: Zombie

Jason: Flashlight

Duke: That's why the joker still alive

Jason: That's why the joker did what he did to ya mom.

Duke: Nigga where ya mom at? Dea—

Bruce over the comms who, along with the entire bat family has been listening to entire thing: Signal, Red Hood! SPERATE! NOW!

They are now giggling as dick and cass drag them apart.

[the-magnus-protocol]

Tma + tmagp art masterpost

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[vulpinesaint]

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[bowie-boy]

If you are a trans kid, especially in the US, right now, please stay strong. Us trans adults are here to support and love you. We will be here no matter what happens. We can all survive this, no matter how difficult it will be. Please hold onto hope. Please stay alive and keep loving yourself, regardless of what the law says. I love you and I’m here for you. You are loved.