#fuck fire ants

[shailion]

SPRING IS HERE!

PROS: BUGS :D

CONS: BUGS D:

[olliesaurus-rex]

I wish all mosquitoes and fire ants a very Burn In Hell

[fizzytoo]

amaya and karlee celebrate their birthday at the water park !

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Yo, SyntheticCharm likes the LaughingStock ship name a lot.

i think the real question is the opinion on ground beef. everyone's silence on the topic of ground beef is deafening

[randommothxd]

MY FIRST HATE!!!!!!

Might as well give them a message!

Oh and btw,you're lucky you're anonymous!because,i swear to fucking god if you weren't,you sure wish you would've been!

I've never got hate before and I would normally just block you (like I just did) but sense you're my first hate,I might as well have fun

You are so fucking lucky you're anonymous.and I mean this with my whole heart and soul,blood and everything

You're FUCKING lucky

Because!!if you weren't,I will spam report you and probably just show screenshot of your account for you to be reported

And keep in mind,you did this to yourself.you sent a death threat to a 14 year old,a minor.so I feel as I have the right to say this because you just harassed me!

I probably have more followers than you cause who the fuck would follow a bullshit and lame excuse for a human being

So you have nobody to come to when I do this

As said before,I'll spam report you and get others to report you

I would post many posts of you so everybody knows what you did

I won't fucking stop until I see your account dead and deactivated

Until you are gone and you have nobody to cry to when this is all over

You will be NOTHING but a fucking graveyard

And you're actually a fucking baby

To scary to send non-anon hate?grow the fuck up

If you're old enough to know how to send hate,you should be old enough to know how to take accountability for your actions

Tho you probably aren't as you can't even spell yourself correct!

Just be FUCKING GLAD you're anon

I wouldn't stop until you are gone and nothing with nobody to remember and nobody will remember you

Anyways,bye gayys X3

[raspberrybluejeans]

we have a bunch of people and their pets in my house right now because they are evacuated from the wildfires and this sucks for them and i hope their house will be okay and i get that this is way worse for them

but im LOSING MY MIND IM GOING BERSERK IM GOING CRAZY IM TURNING EVIL I NEED MY HOUSE EMPTY AGAIN IM TURNING INTO THE JOKER IM GOING CRAZY RERAAARRRRRAAARRRRGGGGGHHH RRRAAAAAGGGGGHHGGGHRRRRRRERGGGGHGVTG NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jtl-fics]

more importantly how would riko fit into camping setting this man never touched grass

LMAO Shoulda known this would be the follow-up ask from you my dear.

I know we talked about Riko and stars but I'm gonna write a lil bit about it. So more under the cut.

There was a time where the car that is taking Riko from place to place, media event to media event breaks down in the middle of the road. There's no cell service and it's just him and a driver. The driver heads off, swearing to be back with a tow truck or whatever assistance they need.

Riko sits in that backseat arms crossed and PISSED about what's going on. He's going to miss his media engagement, it's going to be a whole damn thing. Who knows how Master will react. He can't do anything because he needs his suit to be perfect for when he shows up fashionably late to the engagement and the interview.

Then an hour passes, maybe two, maybe three, and it's dark. He can no longer entertain himself by counting the stitches in the fine Italian leather seats like he'd been doing when he ran out of Exy strategies to think about and funny excuses to give to people who might not even know he's not there.

He climbs out of the car figuring he can count a few stars, make exy plays out of their formations if nothing else. It'll get boring just like the few times he and Kevin snuck up to the top of the stadium and looked at the muted stars. Staring up at the stars won't ruin his suit.

He looks up and the universe is greeting him.

He gets back in the car suddenly feeling overwhelmed by what he had just seen. Sits and tries to count the stitches (finite, with an end) just by touch but he keeps getting different numbers since his fingers aren't that sensitive anymore.

He takes a breath and climbs out of the car again and looks up. The universe greets him again and it's endless. He can't possibly count what is up there, it's bigger than him. He looks at his suit and knows that he's not going to be going to make it and he can think up a good story about why he's dirty.

He settles on the hood of the car staring up into the sky and he feels small. A car passes him and he doesn't even try to stop it too transfixed by the heavens above him.

A few more hours pass like this and he wonders if his driver just legged it fearing the repercussions of improper maintenance of a Moriyama vehicle. He wonders if he lives here now.

The car is kind of uncomfortable he looks to the side and thinks about laying on the grass and thinks about insects and worms and things beneath him. Small things that can be destroyed by him so easily right under his polished shoes. He's above them, high above them.

He looks up at the stars again and finds himself laying with the bugs in the grass.

It's nice.

[joelletwo]

i stood in a anthill. BADLY. i keep finding them on me 😭

[rudjedet]

though honestly sometimes i just need a forceful fucking reminder that a good part of the time my brain feels like it's been at the receiving end of an mummifyer's attentions because it's been understimulated for too long and i just need to shove some complex material at it.

[ants-personal]

sad that i was?am? friends with them for 13 years lived with them for 9 years and now just the knowledge they are near is enough to send me into a spiral

[rxttenfish]

honestly every insect or especially ANT metaphor when it comes to unknowable cosmic entities and humanity turns absurdly funny the second you know anything about insects.

like ah yes. pitiful meaningless humans in the face of cosmic terror. who nonetheless are the reason everything is the way that it is to eldritch entities and the reason to which they owe their existence, who nonetheless are some of the most irrationally feared animals to exist in contrast to their actual physical abilities, who have shaped the course of history and who will shape it evermore. animals which very suggestions to their form sends eldritch deities into a panic and utmost horror, despite how common it is, how widespread, how beloved the design is by creation.

and to add in the ant metaphor like these people have NEVER stepped in an anthill. like ants arent some of the most feared animals by every other animal in the world, like dedicated ant-eaters arent actually rather rare, like plants, even greater deciders of the shape of this world, havent befriended and built great homes for ants for the purpose of deterring every other animal which might bother them.

you know.

those insects. those ants. meaningless. helpless. worthless.

[gelgelada]

You know, my "Ants on Him" started off as a Dungeon Meshi joke between friends, but now I really am the ants on him guy after I was chewed up by a swarm of ants while moving branches for yard work. I am still covered in bites, yaaaay...

[scumpatrol]

ERIC NORTHMAN | S5E6 TRUE BLOOD

[shinkai-kaiju]

the south of the united states is evil because despite it being a beautiful day and me wanting to work on a screenprint and a linocut outside in the sun. i cannot lay or sit in the grass because you bastards have ants that bite and they dont even bite hard they just bite for the pleasure of it

[boycritter]

saw a HUGE ant on my leg and threw my phone across the room trying to get it off 😭😭

[succubi-tch]

I love when the people at my doctor's office are given one job (scheduling me with the right kind of goddamn doctor that they make me wait months to see) and I get a call the literal day of the appointment telling me "hey someone scheduled you with the wrong kind of doctor. Whoopsie"