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Oopsies! Looks like there was a little mix up with yarn colors and now Lavendeer is pink! 😲

Limited edition color variant available here! 💖

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Art Commissions are open! 🙌❤️

I am still without a job right now, so that's how it goes for me, you guys. There will be only 3 slots open for sketches and 2 slots for illustrations.

If you are interested or have any more questions, please send a Private Message.

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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

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Lovely people of tumblr, if I may speak with my librarian hat* on for a moment:

If you are in the US, you may be aware that librarians are Going Through It because some malicious people believe in fascism and have decided to make that our problem. Whether you are in the US or not, there is something you can do to help your local librarians out:**

Say something nice to us.

You can post on social media and tag your library, you can find the library’s main phone number and call, you can go in person, you can send a card (we display cards in our break room)! I guarantee you that you will make the day of the person you talk to, we will immediately go tell all our colleagues how lovely you were, and you will help us live to love and fight another day.

*it is a fetching piece of millinery in purple silk

**I propose we make this an international group project. Whether your librarians are going through it or not, we all appreciate a kind word.

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just woke up and the line "60 million years of nothing but megafauna and transsexuals" is stuck in my head. dont remember what it means anymore but there you go

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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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guy whose favorite animal crossing villager is marshal also likes chilchuck. typical.

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I find it endearing when a guy genuinely likes being called nicknames like “angel” and “princess”. Like why stop at “babe”? You are so cute I want to call you every pet name in the book.

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go have some fun

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Cuddly Quarry Critters Wrinkled Face Tortoise

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wnna sit in someone’s lap & be admired like a lil doll

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What's the consensus about dudes with stretch marks on their stomachs?

we love stretch marks here