#fuck eren tho...🤭

[prettypinkeel]

for not so many Dina (I think I'm the only one left) and Zeke fans.

[torasplanet]

no but like here me out, toxic!armin sharing you with eren tho🤭

he sitting back relaxing on the sofa while having you sit on his dick with eren's plopped happily in your mouth just listening to you take all of it, not a gag heard. armin isn't surprised about that though. he taught you better than that.

a grin forms on his face as he watches your nails dig into eren's legs as he stands in front of you just fucking your face "takin' that so good aren't you?" armin said leaning forward and placing his chin on your shoulder "like eren's better than mine, don't you?" see, armin doesn't believe that shit when he says it. why would he? you're at his feet practically every day for something to fill your guts.

he just likes to say it to fuck with you. to see those hot globs of tears run down your pretty little face "n-no!" you replied pulling your mouth away from eren's dick as his grip on your hair finally allowed it but still tight as ever.

"really? seems to me that that dick making my pretty baby drool." armin said grabbing your chin as droplets of drool ran down your lip. your mouth was still open slopping out moans making the drooling worse than eren's dick did.

eren grinned and pulled your hair forcing you to look up "yeah, not nice of ya' to like me more. slut shit." he said staring down at you teasingly. you went to say something but nothing but pathetic moans came out as your cunt tightened around armin's thick dick. "aw, you wanna cum? is it because of me or eren?" armin spat in your ear making eren cackle maniacally.

your eyes were hot and soon getting watery with the laughing between the two men clearly directed at you. armin's so mean to you but he always makes sure you cum and that he's the one to do it.

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[1-800-suck-my-clit]

Testing my multifandomness, so here's a list of ships I support/enjoy and why

Most (damn near all) are ganna be MlM

Clegan (bucky x buck)

John is so love sick for gale you just have to ship them

Hannigraham (Hannibal x Will Graham)

They act like a married couple with Gothic scenes and inuendos

Bat jokes (Batman x Joker)

Idk man something abt villian and hero falling in love despite being the farthest of opposites. And I love their banter where Joker shamelessly flirts with him

Superbat (Batman x Superman / Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent)

Now ik what ur thinking "bat jokes AND superbat how scandalous😱" this one only really applies to their "citizen" forms. I love the rich sugar daddy and kind southern accent trope. Also them in their hero forms are also cute bc batman let's his guard down for him

Zosan (zoro x sanji)

Your honor they're married🙄

Hisoillu

They give off Doberman and black cat energy. And canonically they are married ‼️

Rathelstan (ragnar x athelstan)

The love I have for them hold no words so here are some quotes that made me wanna rip my heart out.

"What do you mean?! You cannot leave...you cannot leave me! I love you...and you're the only I can trust so you must stay"

"I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. But we will never meet again, my friend. I have a feeling that your God might object to me visiting you in Heaven. What am I to do now?"

"I hate you for leaving me. I ache from your loss. There is nothing that can console me now. I am changed, so are you.”

Symbrock (Venom x Eddie)

HEAR ME OUT PLEASE...So um anyways

Spideypool (spiderman x deadpool)

Their banter in the comics is so cute

Soapghost(konig) (Soap x Ghost (x Konig) / Simon Riley x John McTavish (x Konig))

Got really into them when CoD started blowing up on my FYP last year

Patrochillies (Patrocles x Achilles)

Ganna cry I love them sm. "He is half of my soul as the poets say" 🤣🔪🩸

Eremika (Eren x Mikasa)

If u don't belive they are end game ur wrong abt everything🥱. Tho I belive in eremika being cannon I also ship EreJean (Eren x Jean) who's to say a Lil hate sex never hurt anyone 🤭

Jayvik (jayce x viktor)

Idk who I wanna be jayces girlfriend, his boyfriend, or him😩

BoKuro (Bokuto x Kuroo)

Himbos in love? Count me in. tho I do also ship them with their main ships aswell

NaruSasu (Naruto x Sasuke)

No one chases a man around for damn near a decade bc "We're best friends🥺" 😒

Last but not least

KiriBaku (kirishima x Bakugou)

I don't give one damn what ANYONE says they are literally end game. FUCK BAKUDEKU‼️‼️🗣 I need the firecracker and his leash‼️

Um thank u for listening to my Ted talk lol 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

[likesunsetorange]

When he finally knocks how she wears certain sets with the intention of getting him to notice just for her to get embarrassed when he starts playing along and doesn’t try to hide his looking 🤭

THESE PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!! why are these in particular such a pivotal thing in this au like???

but anyways fuck it drabble rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅 is this my drabble emoji bat signal lmao??? anyways whatever here we go!! ended up being a lil diff but i think it kinda fits the realm of what you said hehe bc i def agree he’d eventually just stop trying to hide his staring all together he’s just so brazen w it lol

ALSO HBD EREN 🥳🥳🥳

(also if u ever notice it takes me comically long to reply to your ask even tho im answering others more than likely this is probably why haha)

Eren is enjoying this shift in their dynamic more than he likes to admit—more than he's proud to admit. Going from yelling at one another, hardly even getting along, to whatever he can say they do now, a mostly amicable and peaceful dynamic within their shared space, it's nice. But aside from that, he can't say he doesn't enjoy watching Mikasa, the Mikasa who was once a constant 66 inches of never ending rage and bitchy remarks, be absolutely flustered at the smallest things.

At first, he couldn't quite pinpoint that Mikasa of all people, could possess feelings of shyness. She could bitch him around with no issue—she'd spent months doing exactly that, teetering along the lines of verbal abuse. But now that they've made amends, establishing a friendship of the sorts, and things between them have shifted to say the least, Eren can't say that he doesn't enjoy watching Mikasa fret.

The first time he notices it, he thinks it's just because of her pride. After months of being aggressive towards him, of course she's a bit hesitant at being amicable. She moves around him hesitantly, almost like a cat, coming around randomly, sometimes more than others, but it's always with a level of hesitancy behind it. It's then he hears her stutter for the first time, her words lacking their usual confidence, as she shyly stalks around him while he makes dinner until she musters up the courage to ask to help him.

Eventually, as time goes on, Eren finds that he enjoys her company. For one, Mikasa is funny (to his great surprise) and someone he finds easy to talk to, the two of them having a lot more in common than he would have ever expected. They can spend hours talking about nonsense, ranging from the shows they watch to their favorite foods, the two of them having very passionate opinions on food. h

There's also the reason that it's Mikasa, and well, she's an objectively attractive girl, something he's known since the first day he met her. And even though he tries hard to keep those thoughts locked tightly away, he can't deny that sometimes they resurface, and he finds himself staring a little harder than he'd like to admit.

He would be foolish to deny her other worldly attractiveness, and sometimes he hates that he feels a little smug, a little bit too satisfied, the way he enjoys that he’s the only one who’s constantly around her. While he’s had enough insults thrown at it him to last a lifetime, and reached levels of anger he’d like to never reach again, he also gets glimpses of her at every hour of the day, which as much as he hates to admit, makes up for it somehow.

Pretty, pretty Mikasa, with her perfectly picked outfits, not a hair out of place, and at night who parades around in her silken pajamas, something Eren’s found himself growing fond of. Every night waiting for her to trail into the living room or kitchen, so he can get his one quick glimpse, the moment he allows himself to let his thoughts run rampant before he tucks them back away.

Through his observations, when he’s not just ogling her, he also notices the way, at times, she randomly shuts down, her face scrunching up, Mikasa sometimes running off to her room suddenly at the mention of certain things, if she suddenly feels embarrassed, or if Eren accidentally lets his touch linger for too long for reasons at the time Eren couldn't quite pinpoint.

Sometimes, he thinks she may have noticed his staring, in the way that she’ll get shy if she catches him looking too long, her face flushing red at the sudden contact. But Eren is almost certain though, that she pays attention, taking note of what exactly he's staring at.

Because one day, when Mikasa somehow convinced him to share shots of soju with her, leaving Eren more loose and lax than he ever liked to be, it was then that she takes his wavering glances into consideration.

There's an almost empty glass bottle of peach soju between them sitting on her coffee table, the two of them sitting on the floor in front of it in her living room. The TV is playing some random romcom Mikasa somehow convinced him to watch, but if Eren's being honest, he hasn't been paying attention since the second shot she made him take, too busy allowing his mind to venture elsewhere—Mikasa. He finds himself trying not to stare, but he's sure his eyes keep drifting back towards her, fitted in her black silken pajamas, hair pulled back with a pink velvet headband—she's cute, he thinks—his hand resting on his head shifting in her direction, almost like a gravitational pull.

"Eren," Mikasa says, snapping him out of his thoughts. "You okay?" She asks, stiffling a laugh. "You've been staring for a minute now."

"Oh," he says, trying not to show any signs of embarassment. "I was just thinking, I guess."

"Are you a lightweight?" She asks teasingly, taking note of how his eyelids look heavy and his face a bit flushed. "I think you're way too big to be a lightweight, Eren."

"'m not a lightweight, just tired," he says trying to make excuses.

She quirks her brow, clearly not believing his lie. "Well, either way, you're staring into space. Are you staring at the wall or something?"

And maybe it was because of his lack of a filter due to the alcohol; he simply shrugs, casually replying: "Oh, I was looking at your pajamas—you never wear black ones like that—thought they looked nice," too busy in his own head to notice the redness that flashes across Mikasa's face before she whipped her head in the other direction, resuming her attention to the movie.

It's after this that Eren notices the usual colorful and pastel pajamas are traded out for an array of darker ones. At first, it's subtle, almost to where he doesn't notice, but then it becomes more apparent, to the point where he's almost certain she's seeking out his glances, lingering around just a little longer, wearing the ones that are just a little tighter, just a little shorter.

And Eren certainly doesn’t mind, but he isn’t sure if it’s because the attraction he has for her is a mutual thing, or if Mikasa just enjoys his attention, but knowing her, he’s almost positive it’s probably the latter, Mikasa always one to enjoy riling him up, and apparently now, in other ways, sincethey’re amicable.

But if it’s attention that she wants, then Eren doesn’t mind giving it to her—especially since it doesn’t seem all that surprising given her bratty nature—so he does exactly that.

Eren goes about his normal day, Mikasa for once, opting to stay home, locking herself in her room, with claims of a headache, not wanting to be bothered. He takes out Caro, runs a few errands, and even goes for a run, knowing eventually she’ll stumble into him at some point, as she always does.

The day transitions into evening, still no signs of Mikasa, which surprises him given she normally comes out to at least make dinner, but even after 8:00, once Eren’s finished making dinner and even cleaning up, there’s still no sign of her.

He takes this as a sign to go check on her, even bothering to bring her a bowl of ziti, her—their—favorite, assuming she hasn’t eaten since he has yet to see her step out of her room all day.

Eren knocks on her door, waiting for a response. He can hear the shuffling of her feet behind the door, and he’s certain he even hears Caro bark at some point, realizing that’s where she disappeared to a while ago. Finally after a few minutes, the door swings open, the sight of Mikasa taught in a black satin robe, her hair messily tied into a bun on the top of her head, and her face, usually glowy, looks tired and almost a little as if she’s visibly in pain.

“Hey…” Eren starts, taking her in. Her satin robe leaves little to the imagination, Eren’s eyes trail down longer than he normally would’ve in such close proximity to her, but Mikasa’s clearly too distraught to notice. His mind ventures to the place of what exactly she has beneath it, before he remembers why he came to her room in the first place, snapping himself out of his thoughts. “Haven’t seen you all day, brought you dinner—figured you hadn’t eaten,” he continues, nodding towards the plate in his hand.

Mikasa opens the door wider, gesturing for him to come inside, “Sorry, I haven’t been feeling all that great,” she replies quietly. Eren takes note of her dark room, save for one tiny light in the opposite corner, Caro sits at the foot of her bed, her head perching up at the sight of Eren. Mikasa resumes her place on her bed, Eren placing her plate on her desk before leaning against the wall. “Thanks for the food, I haven’t even gotten the chance to leave my room today; my migraine’s barely started to let up just now,” she says motioning towards the bed. “Caro’s kept me company for the last few hours though,” she adds, a small smile on her face.

“I thought you just had a headache?” His brows furrow, a bit of guilt starting to fill within him, knowing he would’ve asked if she needed anything earlier had he know it was that bad.

“Headache, migraine—most people just think they’re the same anyways,” she shrugs. “I don’t get them often and they’re not that bad, just have to sleep it off usually.”

“Are you feeling better now at least?”

“I am, but I should probably eat, I haven’t eaten all day, so thank you,” she replies before getting up to grab the plate he made her, her face lights up when she notices he made ziti. “You made baked ziti,” she exclaims, before taking a bite, humming in delight.

“Mhmm,” he hums in agreeance, eyeing her. Pretty, pretty Mikasa, with her sweet expressions, her out of this world beauty, and her silly little pajamas that always drive him insane. He watches as she eats her meal, too busy enjoying to notice his staring at first until she catches his gaze.

“Is something wrong?” She asks. “You’re staring.”

Eren gives her one over before he shrugs, standing up to get up to leave. “Nothing’s wrong, just looking. But feel better, I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Oh, okay. Well goodnight, thanks again for the food and stuff,” she replies meekly.

He walks towards the door opening it, turning back one more time before he leaves. “Oh and I like the robe, it’s cute. You should wear it more—especially like all the other black ones.”

Eren doesn’t have to turn to face her to know that her face is red, clearly knowing her little ruse is up.

[jaeger-pups]

Eren sending Zeke selfies when he needs some mild validation attention.

E: which is better?

Z: ?

E: which pic.

E: pick one.

E: my bad if ur at work...

Z: I'll be off soon so it's fine

Z: you look amazing in both though

E: amazing? Lol really?

Z: ofc ;)

E: yea but you always say that. how'm I supposed to believe you? 😅

Z: you never take a bad pic.

E: ur right lol. It's my good genes. From mom.

Z: ur not wrong 😏

E: you really like both tho? :o

Z: yea Eren. Ur pretty.

Z: as if you don't know lol

E: ...guess I just like hearing you say it.

E: or... seeing you type it? 😅

Z: ah. That what it is? ;)

Z: I like what you did w/ your hair. It's different.

E: me too. I finally got it down so I can do it myself.

E: Mikasa or mom used to have to help me.

Z: yea? it looks really good.

E: thank you, big brother ☺️

Z: I need to pick you up after I'm off?

E: Eh? :o what for?

Z: thought you might wanna come over? Aggravate me for a bit? 🙃

E: lol you just wanna hang out w me

E: that's so sweet 💕

Z: unless you have plans, which is fine

E: no no I'm free, heh☺️

E: we can hang out

E: hope work was ok

Z: it was.

Z: 😁better after your selfies tho.

E: 😌stoppit.

Z: im serious lol

Z: no one compares

E: hm. 😇 I have more.

Z: oh?

E: yea...

Z: sfw, or...?

E: not at all sfw actually. 😌

Z: ah. 😏 ok.

Z: so I should definitely come get you once I finish here at work, hm?

E: If I don't send them before then👀

Z: ...I've still got like twenty minutes left here💀

E: plenty of time 😇 I've got some good ones

Z: you could torture me like that w/ no reservations? Im a little disappointed, Eren.

E: you'll get over it 🤭 you love me

Z: I do. But don't think I haven't noticed how you like to use it against me

Z: I know what you're up to, little brother 😏

E: up to?? What an unfair assumption

E: I had no hidden agenda here 😭

Z: sure. Cus its not like you don't have friends you could've messaged w/ the same curiosity (if that's all it was)

E: yea but your responses are more... idk.

E: you tell me the things I wanna hear ig

E: when I need to hear them.

Z: so I'm special, am I? Lol

E: just a little ig...

Z: you're so fucking cute.

E: ✨️😇 hnngh, yea stuff like that~

Z: I mean it.

Z: better hurry w/ those pics. on my way in fifteen

E: hehe ok. I'll send the ones I took last night. They're just for you tho. Kay?

Z: right cus I've only got dozens of friends who I cannot wait to enlighten abt the nature of how close me & my younger brother have gotten 🤔

E: don't be a smartass 🫤

Z: 😅 my apologies, Princess.

Z: big brother would be honored to have a look at your pics.

E: that's better, thank you.

[karizard-ao3]

Yes!

Akane is initimidated by Mikasa at first because she's like perfect and pretty. She's even stronger than Ranma in strength. (I think it's Annie who Ranma would LOVE to trade blows tho)

Mikasa is envious of Akane's life and how she's always so friendly and cheerful.

I think Akane would eventually see Mikasa as a little sister tho! Imagine if Akane gets kidnapped again 😂🤭! (In all worlds, Mikasa's friends always gets kidnapped!)

Akane gets kidnapped and then the villains of the Ranma universe discover they are up against a girl who will quite literally cut you 😂

I really love the idea of Akane and Mikasa having a sleepover with p-chan in attendance. Ranma tells Eren who p-chan really is and Eren loses his fucking shit. I like Ryoga boy I wish he wasn't so rapey.

[sunlightandsuffering]

Aight but are we approaching the hate sex scene in divorce au as a dramatic emotional outburst from Eren's part? Or a straight up filthy hardcore selfish show of domimance?? 👀

Ngl I can dig in them both 🤭 like since Eren can get pretty emotional I can totally see him be harsh at first, getting his breath labored in between fucking the life out of her and explaining how much he suffered during the time they weren't together! Until all the memories start to flood his mind and he becomes a mess of sobs and tears that she has to kiss away, whispering small apologies and making whole heartedly promises as she does so 🥺 or maybe just him trying to convey all the heartache he had to endure by giving her the best hard time he could come up with! Demanding for her to make him forget about all the shit that happened by manhandling her like less than a toy to fix him, even if it doesn't feel like she can, or maybe just tormenting her about the whole thing, making her believe he changed his mind about fixing things between them and that the dicking down she was recieving was going to be the last thing she is getting fron him just so he can force her to beg for his forgiveness 😈

Ofc they would end up whatever the outcome 🥲 there is no way he is getting her out of his mind, and if she has to take advantage of that then so be it! She would make sure to do things right this time, there is no doubt abt it 🥰

Still, gotta know what would be your in take about it!

tbh I love both lol, but when I was first writing that drabble scene it really got away from me and ended up being so dramatic. I love this tho, u did a great job making ideas for both, I can see it both ways!! But I think rather than crying Eren would be punishing, like he fucks her savagely bc he's so passionate about her, so full of pent up anger that she ever belonged to anyone but him that she ever believed Porco in the first place.

She belongs only to him and she needs to know it! Her hips have bruises the next morning and her thighs ache with how hard he gave it to her, pumped her full of his seed bc he needed her to know who she belongs to, probably whispered angry obscenities the entire time, some degrading shit bc he's so pissed that's HIS girl. But Mikasa is into it, and if he needs to find solace in her body than she'll allow it.

[madame-bavarian-cream]

AOT characters + random childhood(ish) experiences i’ve had with people

because im a hater??? 🤭🤭🤭

feat. Levi, Eren, Armin, Jean, Erwin, Connie, Sasha

Hange:

Freshmen year of high school. Im walking down the stairs after school in the student rush and as I’m turning on the stairwell, a guy’s hand on the other side of the rail brushes up against my knuckles. I turn around dead serious and say: “we’re basically in love 😕❤️😐🫤” (never saw him again) a modern romance. 💔

Levi: 

when I was a wee little child at a Marshall’s. I’m lugging around the big ass cart and something drops from a shelf I push by (nothing breaks tho) and I don’t notice. A random ass white lady turns to me in a nasally voice: “aren’t you going to pick that up?” i was a shy kid and wanted to kill myself on the spot if she didn’t do it herself. I felt like a monster, a plague in the universe, ashamed :/  😢

Connie + Sasha:

In kindergarten lunchtime. We’re served the rectangular pizza slices (the ones that come in a box iykyk😋😋). this is still uniformcore era and I got a white shirt on. BOOM all the gaps in my baby teethed mouth pushes pizza sauce onto my shirt. Me and my best friend try to fix the stain by pouring milk on it. 🤪🤪(milk is white and so is my shirt, whats the problem??) it didnt work. 🤩🤩🤩

Eren: 

I was in third grade and this boy I was friends with got annoyed with me and slapped me :/ he also used to get nosebleeds every other day. ☹️

Jean: 

second grade and I overheard a boy teasing another boy about liking me (not confirmed!) i freak the fuck out and get extremely depressed and can’t eat dinner for over a week bc im stressed he’s gonna say something to me and im going to be a sinner and my parents are gonna find out and im going to have to deal with confrontation and im going to feel icky and do something illegal and and and. 😖😣😣😩😩😫😫😫😟😟My sister rolls her eyes and says “he’s not going to marry you”. 🤨🤨she was so right for that.

Armin: 

my best friend in middle school who unironically wore sweater vests like the nerds we were. i miss him a lot. he was also allergic to everything. 😗😗 the whole class wasn’t allowed to drink milk during lunch best debate partner and best winning history fair partner. :(💔💔💔

Erwin:

It’s the seventh grade and we’re holding a mock trial where i’m in defense of king george iii (?) idek this is the american revolution or wtv🤮🤮🤮But ANYWAYS im the lawyer so im in charge of giving the opening and closing statement. Im sat there listening to the opposing sides witnesses and statements in the corner, typing furiously on my laptop. 😝Come my turn (and im the last to go with my closing statement btw) i start dragging every single witness’ ass about their shit, calling them out on their bullshit and proving every single thing wrong. 💥👊💥👊 It litterally was never that serious???😐😐😐 But anyways im blowing the whole case open in the last couple minutes and we end up winning the case. 😏😏😏And then everyone clapped. No but they really were. I felt famous ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[moonlightknightess]

When their child was born, Eren was forced to share mikasha breast milk with his babies.

Aight this made me laught so hard 🤣🤣 like his dead ass wants to hog all the milk especifically made for his children!? LOL

I can totally see it tho! He would get so used to him alleviating their tits when they felt so full that now that his children are taking care of it, he feels left out 🤣

His dead ass would believe there is enough milk for everybody! But when he realized that nothing was coming out of either Mikasa or Sasha late at night he new he was fucked up 💀

Getting ahead of them was not a solution either! It was way worse actually! The one time he hogged all the milk by accident his babies got upset! The branded replacement wouldn't satisfy them cuz they got their pickyness after their daddy 🤭 the poor creatures just stoped crying because they got tired!

From that moment on, Mikasa and Sasha made it clear that they won't be feeding his lactaction kink anymore 😔

[sunlightandsuffering]

Same anon as the Sasha prompt! Just read the other anon's ask about Eren getting with Sasha being too much cuz now I lowkey feel guilty when you put it like that 😅

In my defense I really thought it would be just a love interest 😭 not that they would fuck lol, like they would have something there but before it escalates either Sasha finds out or Mika slips up how the guy she's dating is actually her besties' familiar and she would freak out lol, like she how could she know??? It was the first time she sees him in his human form in a long time!!!

She would actually end things right on the spot because not only she would never betray her bestie like that!!! But because he is that hellish kitten that hissed at her when she tried to pet him and always looked at her angrily when she suggested Mikasa to use those forbidden spells! Especially when she let Mikasa know love potions existed 🤣 the whole thing would be a big mess 🤭 at the end she would be like "Im sorry Mika you can have him" and runaway 🏃‍♀️ cuz she won't get dragged into their mess!

Anyways we are getting Hitch so i guess this is gonna live in my mind 🤣 not that im complaining tho, Hitch can be just as good option imo 😈

AHAH omg no anon ur totally gucci mane !! I dead ass did consider Sasha so don't even worry I was right there with u lol !!!! I think in this context particularly, Mikasa doesn't have room to get TOO mad, bc for all intents and purposes they're nothing but familiar and witch, like she doesn't know Eren loves her, she definitely has no idea if she loves him, and Sasha is just living her life, like wow a hot dude ! Lets go for it and Mikasa can't say shit bc that would mean admitting that she might have a thing for her familiar which isn't possible bc she's dating Colt, so like girl is in mad denial. But at the end of the day, the only reason I didn't do it was because I wanted someone more mysterious that didn't know Eren as well lol !!Someone who would have no idea he's in love with Miki 🥺