MC: Penelope Rivera- Punk Hufflepuff with Depression™
Loves Rowan with all her heart
Merula stan but damn does she make it difficult
Who made this wreck a Prefect?
Ride or Die
Anti-Dumbledore
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HPHM side blog of @codename-mango
I do think it's funny how many HPHM fans have branched off from the original game and stolen their characters for their own shit. I'm guilty of vaguely changing Merula and calling that my character
Me and my friends were talking about R and what could be its origins, we all noticed that both Rakepick and Verucca have the eye of Ra in their clothes
(this is the eye of ra btw)
But here is the theory, what if the cult R was originally from egypt? They look for cursed and dark artefacts, Egypt would be a good place to start a cult like this. And the name R is a reference to the Eye of Ra, What do you guys think?
Honestly the fact that harry plays seeker, a position that relies heavily on someones ability to see a tiny ass object flit incredibly fast across the sky, while also being known for not having particular good eye sight is one of the funnier contradictions in the series. Is he Far Sighted??
hogwarts mystery year 1: hahah whoa!! gotta go find the cursed door! gotta go open that silly goofy cursed door and see whats inside!! gotta fight the schoolyard bully! gotta give benadryl to a cat! gotta go talk to my bestie rowan!! this is fun
hogwarts mystery year 6 and 7: your best friend has been cheaply murdered by a cartoonishly evil ginger just to artificially inflate the stakes of the story because the writers couldn’t be fucked to try to write an actually good narrative themselves. a cult of robe-wearing evil people are constantly after you for a reason the writers also can’t be fucked to explain until the very last minute. the same two people who were supposed to be develop from enemies to friends continue to be the worst and meanest fucking people to ever walk the earth. the only character who unconditionally supported you is gone. that brother you spent five years looking for only visits you once every ten chapters. now you must cosplay as your dead bff’s murderer and capture an anime boy. ariel from the little mermaid arbitrarily forces you to put on the most annoying goddamned concert on the beach before she takes you to the underwater dungeon of darkness. the vaults the entire story was apparently building up to ends up being the most goddamned pointless piece of shit ever. the next year your friends fucking hate you now and think you caused all of their problems. the cult now has a new big bad, which is an even older milf named footwart or something. gandalf makes you take college prep instead of actually attending school. you fight against windows, the hair industry, and a cat, before you go to be a doctor’s assistant for awhile. your brother just got fucked up by an anime character. the evil cult of bad guys is now after an evil piece of paper. the vaults were fucking pointless. the writers are fucking weebs. i hate this fucking game
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