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thanos-the-dad-titan · 2 years ago

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I just found out I am NOT going to be able to play the Cyberpunk 2077 DLC because the are only focusing on "Next-gen" devices...

And in response, I am going to make this EVERYONES problem!!!!

I AM NOT BUYING ANOTHER GODDAMN CONSOLE AGAIN!! I JUST GOT MY XBOX A COUPLE YEARS AGO!!! FUUUUUUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!! AND FUCK YOU CDPROJEKT RED FOR MAKING ME CARE ABOUT A GAME.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

.....regular posts will continue momentarily after this brief outburst.

#cd projekt red #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk #fuck buying a new console #xbox #playstation #fuck sony #fuck microsoft #im fucking pissed #youre fine keanu i still like you #but everyone else can get fucked by a cactus #grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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leviiackrman · 3 months ago

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What do you mean veilguard isn’t available on ps4… what do you mean…

#personal*#jess talks #I actually feel crushed rn #I was gonna get it for Christmas #and now I can’t at all #I’m actually devastated #I’m not buying a new console just for that #like I could afford one anyway #but seriously what the actual fuck #I’m angry and sad #I’ll wait and see if they do a ps4 version in the future #but honestly I might die before then sooooo #that sucks

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anakinh · 1 month ago

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thinking about starting a new bg3 run with the cringiest, most pathetic goff durge this side of faerûn. someone to make enoby dar'kness dementia way proud

#me.txt #i was never interested in a durge run but i think i could fuck with this one #have to finish my current run with my hilariously op party tho #(that's the theme)#maybe after the new patch and maaaybe i can buy it on pc instead of console bc i want MOAR MODS #i play games #i play bg3 #who am i romancing? astarion? i don't think he deserves it but i do think that's who the durge/enoby would go for #probably a tiefling or a drow... probably i stick with the class since i've changed race and all that #side note on the hilariously op party: it's actually kinda boring BUT i'm really speedrunning this game

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crime-scene-psychic · 1 month ago

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Truly did not think I would be half drunk, explaining to my father how to work an Xbox 360 controller in the parking lot of a bar at midnight today but that is certainly how my life goes I suppose

#and so it goes #no but seriously what #he got an xbox 360 for free from a coworker #(jealous but also I've saved a perfectly working game cube & about $250 worth of games from being tossed at a job but that's another story)#and he got it for my little brother but the guy gave him a knockoff controller #so there's no start button???#and my poor poor father tried plugging the damn thing into the back with the ports #so i was just like “dude buy a normal one please it will be better in the long run trust”#so we go to Local Chain Video Reseller Shop (which i adore)#and they have one for a good price #and i show him how to put in batteries and that he won't have to plug it in because the future of gaming is now #and we go to the bar and i enrage a woman by playing lots of billy joel (but if you're playing along at home you knew that)#and we get in the car and he's like “explain again? will these games work?”#and I'm like “mike buddy we bought the games it's done-zo but yeah man xbox has backwards compatibility”#and he's like “what's that?”#oh dear lord #so i show him again and tell him that the console takes original xbox and 360 game BUT THAT'S IT NO NEW ONES #still very unsure #i tell him “press xbox button it wake up the controller”#after all this he says “I'll google it”#fuck #off #anyway this was a very unnecessary post but I'm still a bit tipsy so whatever

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ettadunham · 2 months ago

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why does horizon zero dawn, a game that came out 7 years ago and only got a PC port in 2020 has a remaster in 2024??? this is absurd.

#like i suppose it's for the newer console generation but like... why #and why is it a thing i can buy for my PC too for like 50 fucking euros #this is some late stage capitalism bullshit #and here i thought the life is strange remasters were outrageous #all of these games are perfectly fine as they are #remaster a game that actually would be a challenge to play on current hardware pls #i'm on my knees begging #also i'm checking the reviews and lol apparently you need an internet connection and a playstation account to play the remaster #you know... network connection to play horizon zero dawn. a singleplayer action adventure game.#who bought this. who gave them money. identify yourself.#okay new update: i checked and if you have the og game on steam already you only have to pay 10 euros #which sounds much better #i still think this is some late stage capitalist bullshit though just make a new fucking game oh my god #also can i bitch about the life is strange thing a bit?#because the before the storm remaster came out 5 fucking years after the og game #and you don't even get the deal you get with horizon if you have the original game #deck nine it's on sight #and don't think i forgot about the stories with the toxic work environment. fun!#at least dontnod's reputation is still just that they're a weird french company who don't have the LiS IP anymore. good for them!

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sezja · 2 months ago

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The PS5 has, frankly, the worst fucking controllers ever.

#i've had drift issues. now i'm having charger issues.#and if reddit's any indication #buying a new controller may not fix the charging issues #this fucking console is so expensive and the controllers are too #and they're garbage

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harapeko-nan-desu · 2 months ago

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I GOT A FREE PS VITA HELL YEAH

#i used birthday money to buy a ps vita #and after shipping troubles it came cracked n dirty n shit #so we told the people that shipped it #full refund #plus i get to keep the console #i don't even care anymore bro im GRATEFUL 🙏#oh also just ordered a new microsd #cause i fucked my last #teehee

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bowl-of-fruit-loops · 3 months ago

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I’m gonna need everyone to liveblog their da4 experiences and be so so detailed. let me live through you

#my pc’s too old and I’m not interested in enough new gen games to buy an entirely new console #but I need someone to fuck that old man for me #dragon age veilguard #dragon age

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drakenathan · 4 months ago

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moving out with my bf not bc i love him but bc i want to steal his ps5 so i can play bg3 and da veilguard 😗✌️

#kidding guys ha ha......#but srsly why is so fucking expensive to buy a new console.#pc im not even considering bc in brazil its the same price of a car. ugh.#t.txt

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impostorsshow · 8 months ago

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I would never have thought that playing Disney: Dreamlight Valley would make me ship Merlin and Ursula but here we are they're definitely a divorced couple you cannot change my mind

#psa i did not buy the game fuck disney #my nama bought the game forever ago and i had to do some finagally bullshit to play it because disney is fucking stupid with their weird #cloud save id thing whatever it was a whole thing of figuring out how to play on my acc on my switch w/out buying the game #the answer was just to transfer “primary console” control to her acc on my switch - now we can play it at the same time #the bad news is she bought literally every dlc EXCEPT FUCKING OSWALD. LIKE IM NOT GONNA ASK HER TO BUY IT BECAUSE AGAIN /FUCK DISNEY/#BUT IM SOBBING CRYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR MY GUY THATS MY LITTLE GUY PLEASE GOD PLEASE MY LITTLE GUY I WANT HIM PLEASE GOD SOBBING #talk talks #disney dreamlight valley #dreamlight valley #ursula #im not tagging merlin because all the suggested tags i dont recognize ans i fear its like a character in an underground tv show #also mother gothel is like exactly like my mom and i hate it i completely forgot that i related to tangled too much #overly sheltered kid with a narcissistic hoverparent mom? noo totally not. my life FUCK #but i caught myself going “oh shes not so bad shes fine to live in the valley shes just bad to her kid :]” and then had whiplash #that is probably why everybody except me likes my mom isnt it. god i hate charismatic narcissists #not gonna get into it if anyone with npd follows me thats fine its just that my mom refuses to go to therapy or improve her actions at all #its like entirely a personal issue your a person too whatever whatever its 2 am #i am aware pds are stimatized especially npd but i think living with an emotionally abusive narcissist for 10+ years is enough to justify a #/bit/ of a negative bias. i dont want to encourage treating narccissists like shit but i do think people need to be held accountable

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yatgb · 9 months ago

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Now-tangible fear of splatoon 2 and 3 servers shutting down rendering them useless unless you want to play campaign modes again. I think if they shut down servers for a game like that they should refund you the amount they deem worth the multiplayer mode. Example, considering Octo Exapamsion and Side Order were both $20 they should refund you that extra $40 from the price tag. It just seems fair

#sorry i am in no fucking shape to buy a new god damn console. they better keep releasing titles gor the switch too #it was a fucking wonder i managed to buy my switch even. i only got it like 3 years ago #hrrrrrgrhrgrhgrrhrvrbvrhfbrvrgrgr

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hearts401 · 11 months ago

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Why do they keep taking things from the 3DS. You fuckers. You assholes.

#tzu rambles #i know i can hack it I KNOOOOWWW #BUT CONSIDER. I WANT TO BUY A NEW ONE LATER IN MY LIFE #WHYD THEY STOP MAKING THEM #FUCK THE SWITCH #ITS NOT A DS #THE APPEAL OF THE DS WAS ITS SMALL HANDHELDEDNESS #THE SWITCH IS PORTABLE SURE #BUT DOES IT CLOSE???? I THINK NOT #ITS A CONSOLE STILL #WHICH THE DS WASNT #WHICH WAS THE APPEAL #AND NOW WE DONT HAVE THAT #ITS ALL CONSOLES AGAIN

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areyouwho-ithinkyouare · 2 years ago

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me internally when i’m trying to respect and recognise that my dad has unaddressed autism that impacts the way he handles social interractions while also trying to not just excuse the shitty insensitive behaviour that has absolutely contributed to my mental health issues

#it’s like. haha yeah he handled that situation terribly but remember it wasn’t intentional and he doesn’t understand how that came across!!#i can’t be mad at him i can’t take it personally and get upset haha. hahaha.#and also it’s like. being autistic isn’t an excuse to be a dick. being autistic doesn’t mean you have to like. emotionally damage ur kid ✌🏻#which i AM. growing up with him has fucked me up!!! and i’m allowed to be mad at that i’m allowed to be upset!!!!!!!!#but also oh god is that shitty of ME??? is that insensitive???? do i need to just be more empathetic and understanding #but ALSO also. when ur a kid that shit doesn’t matter. when ur a kid and ur dad is making you cry that doesn’t matter.#and those years of damage stick with you even when ur older and trying to be mature and understanding #literally this evening started with me trying to do something nice for him. trying to give him a gift. actually literally giving him a gift.#and it has ended with me feeling fucking….. shit.#and disrespected. and useless.#i try so fucking hard with this man and with our relationship and every fucking time i try to connect with him he throws it back in my face #like. hey! you’ve been saying how much you want to play gran turismo 7!!! i will loan you my PS5 for a while bcus i’m not playing anything #and i will BUY YOU the fucking car game for you to play it while me and my mum are away on our girlie beach holiday #like i will happily and enthusiastically do those things for you because you have been so vocal about wanting to play this game!!!#so it will make you happy right? it will be something positive for you to enjoy!!! right?!!!????#i will bring my console down to the family tv room for you and i will send you the money so you can buy the game!!!!#oh. oh you’ve clicked around the main playstation menu for 2mins and then turned it off to watch the news. and then just open ur laptop.#not even gonna buy the game huh. just gonna open ur laptop and zone out and act line i’m not even in the room. oh ok. ok ok.#not even a fucking thank you. not even a HINT of recognition. ok ok. ok. ok. now you’re literally ignoring me when i talk to you. ok. ok.#and like!!!! i know this seems so dumb and minor and insignificant but you have to understand. it has been 25 years of this shit.#25 years of me trying to make this man happy and 25 years of him rejecting all of those attempts.#and 25 years of……. a lot of other shit also.

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one-winged-dreams · 1 year ago

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That last personal post reminded me, I need to start wearing glasses again like

DESPERATELY lmfao

#i stopped because the pair i had feminized my face like #a lot #the misgendering to proper gendering ratio was so fucking skewed #and i was like 'oh my vision's not THAT bad'#playing console games is now becoming mmmm difficult lmfao #i just need to buy a pair of new frames and hope my baby amount of facial hair helps #being latino in that regard fucking sucks ;_;

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dorianpavus · 2 years ago

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not just a dlc but a dlc thats ps5 exlcusive (which i understand why they did that) but annoying people are gonna say stupid shit on how it doesnt matter i can see it

tell me about it...

#i didn't even realize it was a ps5 exclusive until after i made that post. lol. so i can't play it even if i wanted to #i just feel like. if your game is available on multiple consoles. dlc should?? also be???#i love it. we've got pay to be gay. pay for long-teased emotional development of main character squashed into dlc #buy a WHOLE NEW console if you want it at all. sldgkhdslghsglh #i am just so disappointed and i hope the next game handles things much much better than this #horizon series #hfw spoilers #burning shores spoilers #anonymous #asks #i saw some ppl being like 'it's better it's a ps5 exclusive bc now it looks better' and it's like. yeah fuck ppl who can't afford one 😎👍#(i am. crying.)

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onepiecesb · 2 years ago

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Quick shout out to XBox for being such a piece of shit that their downloadable games only work on specific Xbox series I just bought a brand new Xbox S and I can’t play the new one piece game because it will only play on the XS via some cloud bs AAAAARRGHHH

#ignore #i hate capitalism #honestly shocked how awful new consoles are even PlayStation I mean what the hell #DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO USE THEM??!??#at this point they’re just fucking decoration #my god NO #I DONT WANT TO BUY A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE TO PLAY A GAME #I WANT TO BUY A GAME AND PLAY IT THATS FUCKING IT WHEN DID THIS GET SO COMPLICATED #[foaming at the mouth]

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