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Ummmmm 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
YALL KNOW THAT ONE SCENE IN RHE GRINCH??
“I’m a psycho” that’s me that’s me right now i am filled with inexplicable hatred
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just saw a tiktok and the guy had a rlly bad Black southern accent…. i was like damn his accent thick…… i click on his page yall why he got my city area code in his bio.
#FUCK BRUH#long distance online friend tells me i have a bad southern accent and i been denying it.#but me and him sound the same in retrospect 😞😞#🧏🏾♀️#it’s sexy ngl 🤭
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Dick so good I probably won’t be horny for a few days 😭😭😭
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Y'ALL?!? THIS MAKES SENSE! IM GONNA VOMIT
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HAPPY FAGTOBER!!!!!!
Especially to Valentine & Spelldon who we STILL DON'T HAVE BOXSET DOLLS OF!!!!!
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Wait why didn’t I just jerk off to make myself sleepy now I only got 30 minutes until I have to be up
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What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck
Why does this show keep making me bawl my eyes out what is wrong with you all screw you 😭😭😭
What is your problem??? 😭😭😭
No need to be this harsh towards me
#tadc kinger#tadc ep 3#tadc episode 3#tadc#tadc pomni#the amazing digital circus kinger#the amazing digital circus#tadc episode three#man fuck you bruh#i will cry myself to sleep#shesunetyblogging
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genuinely one of the best lines in disco elysium. i think about it a lot. timeless classic
#yeehaws#disco elysium#i should replay disco elysium.#hit posts#bruh#why the fuck does this have somany notes. go away#1k#10k#20k
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but would anything matter if you're already dead?
#cw blood#my art#my chemical romance#mcr#mychem#my chem#mikey way#michael way#mikey fucking way#danger days#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#early sunsets over monroeville#asthenniaa#that skin took me ages bruh
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So sad that I can’t even joke about suicide or depression with memes to crack the surface. So sad that I don’t even want listen to the music. Man… I am about to go smoke and go for a drive.. This is the season where everything starts to be messed up for me. I feel it’s rushing fast this time.
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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋
(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)
#i ship them#deadpool and wolverine are gay asf#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool#wade and logan are literally soulmates bruh#wade and logan are so in love#wade and logan#honda odyssey changed these mfs#whatever happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey#gay ships#poolverine#poolverine art#poolverine fanart#that honda odyssey was gayer than anything#honda carfuck#old men yaoi#toxic yaoi#they like it nasty#a kiss to shut him up#wade wilson#logan howlett#enemies to lovers#artists on tumblr#yaoi fanart#they fucked in that damn car istg#gay kiss#i ship these two so much
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thinking abouuuuuut somno w needy! toji
but needy! toji specifically in the middle of the night and like he’s so tiiiired and desperate and ugh. I have a thing for needy, desperate, tired men pls lay off of me. Inspired by @theobsidianempress
needy! toji who wakes up hard behind you in your oh so tiny pajama shorts, warm legs tangled in his as you subconsciously push your hips further into him.
needy! toji who seemed to wake up most nights around this time, almost like his body was on an internal clock set to go off when you looked your best, all tired and a peaceful as you dream your night away.
needy! toji who never wore anything to bed besides a chain and his ring, which made your cute shuffling in the bed a problem for his now half-hard cock.
needy! toji who had fucked you once twice today, once in the morning before he left for work and once after dinner. but his appetite was never satiated when it came to you.
needy! toji who wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you impossibly closer as he grabs a handful of your tit, kneading it as he grinds into your ass.
needy! toji who was now going to take full advantage of this ‘free use’ bullshit you mentioned to him a few days back.
needy! toji who tries to be gentle, tries to keep you asleep as he satisfies you. his large, rough hands rub circles on your clit as you shift in bed, breathing heavy - unbeknownst to you.
needy! toji who dares to see how far he can take things before you wake, playfully biting your shoulder, sucking on the soft skin as he chuckles to himself when you let a quiet whine slip.
needy! toji who pulls your left leg up over his, up and out of the way so he can fish his big hands down the back of your shorts like the nasty bastard he was - shoving two of his thick fingers into your already soaked pussy from behind as soon as he finds your entrance.
needy! toji who debates finger fucking you until you wake up, deciding against it so he can hear your sweet, muffled noises when he finally pushes his throbbing cock inside of you.
needy! toji who lets a whine slip with the knowledge that you’re still asleep, so beautifully stimulated by your tight, gummy walls. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still so tight after being fucked twice already today. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still asleep.
needy! toji who didn’t realize you’ve been awake since his hands snuck under your waistband.
needy! toji who gets three full thrusts in before you’re pushing back into him with a giggle as he fills you sooo snug to the brim.
needy! toji who pushes you roughly onto your stomach once he realizes your little trick, trapping both of your legs tightly between his so he can fuck you mean like he’s wanted to all day.
needy! toji who had to be gentle this morning because you were ‘tiiiiired’ and needy! toji who let you ride him until he was spraying your insides white after dinner. needy! toji who hasn’t had the chance all day to take you like he needs, letting you get your way two too many times.
needy! toji who shoves your head into your pillow, ruffling your hair up purposefully because he’s such a meanie. “been waiting - hah.. for this, little girl” he says, the sharp jabs of his hips bringing you close to your orgasm already.
needy! toji who can’t believe how wrapped around your finger he is, can’t believe he let you fuck him how you wanted earlier today. needy! toji who can’t believe he even had any resolve to stop himself from fucking you how you deserved earlier. “been.. so.. fuckin’.. nice.. all.. goddamn.. day” he spits, each word punctuated by an aggressive, deep, slow thrust that left you breathless.
needy! toji who can’t believe how close he is already, thinking he’d be good to go for hours with how much he’s cum already today. “fuck you y/n.. your stupid.. perfect pussy’s gonna make me bust too quick,”
needy! toji who bucks into you faster now, staring at how the fat of your ass jiggles and bounces with each thrust as you yelp into your pillow. “yeah - that’s it. cum on me, squeeze me.. milk me, ma,” he begs, forcing the words out as he feels you clamp down on his length.
needy! toji who’s mad at how tight you get, mad at how dripping wet you are, mad at how incredible you look, mad at the cute noises you make, mad at how you have him so vulnerable in the moment.
needy! toji who’s mad because he knows - gun to his head, he couldn’t pull out. knife to his neck even, it’d take an act of god to pull him from your precious cunt.
needy! toji whose voice pitches up an octave or two as he cums, bearing his full body weight on your back, pumping so rough into you as you milk him dry.
needy! toji who tells you to use your shirt to clean up as he rolls back over, already snoring before you’ve got up to use the restroom.
#need itttttt#fuck#like Ohmygod#the fact that this man isn’t real and can’t actually do this to me#criminal#absolutely horrendous#bruh#fruit punch#fpoc#toji smut#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro smut#toji x you#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji smut jjk#toji x y/n
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I literally woke up for an hour thinking of Kon watching Tim eat cup of noodles for a few days straight… he doesn’t say anything at first… he’s silently observes. Eventually he goes to Ma and asks her to teach him how to make her bangin’ chicken noodle soup recipe. After some trial and error Kon finally makes the perfect soup.
The next time he sees Tim he doesn’t say anything. He just takes Tim’s noodles out of his hands, chucks it across the room and puts down a thermos prob covered in knockoff Superman stickers.
Tim and his discarded cup of noodles are like ???? and Kon goes :))) and floats away.
#the noodles are on the floor making a question mark shape#Tim texts him and he’s like bruh this soup fucks but can you please clean up the mess#kon is like no <33333#timkon
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How… Do I recover from this…?
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#bnha season 7#mha season 7#i’m just… after the episode my mind went blank completely… and then i started sobbing… because what the fuck…#i feel even more heartbroken than i already did and literally can’t stop crying…#bruh i can’t… i’m completely shattered… i couldn’t take screenshots without stopping for few moments to cry over dabi…#he has suffered so much… endured so much… i feel sick to my stomach omfg…#and some of y’all want me to change my mind about endeavor??? HELL NAH I NOW HATE HIM EVEN MORE ACTUALLY#so congrats to all of you that wanted dabi fans to be more understanding toward the walking garbage: it didn’t work#and never will. he needs and deserves to rot in fucking hell
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The first time Yuuji was in Sukuna's innate Domain vs The first time Sukuna is in Yuuji's innate Domain
#sukuna mad as hell bruh#STAY FUCKING MAD FUCKER#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk 264#itadori yuuji#sukuna
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Once again in my hating "you have to join discord servers to interact with fandom" era
#i hate discord servers with all my life#if theres more than 3 people in there im not talking bruh#and the fucking drama that spawns? nah man
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