#fuck antis fr man

[introspectivememories]

actually the worst thing the mcu has done is that it gave us the absolute nothing burger that is mcu spiderman. like you watch the movies and like who is that???? who is that boy pretending to be peter parker? literally nothing about mcu spidey is recognizable as spiderman. everything about mcu spidey is watered down or otherwise taken away for some wack ass mentoer/mentee relationship with tony stark of all people. and the worst part about this is that it has proliferated into the public so thoroughly that you cannot read a single fanfic about peter parker without half a billion mentions of "irondad" and "spiderson". who is this man that you have all collectively hallucinated to be spiderman???

[corpsedisturbed]

recently (five minutes ago) found out about the existence of the forbidden love trailer from the sdcc 2008 and i need bryke to fuck off from the land of the living

[lady-green-sleeves]

It’s actually hilarious how freaked out people are over the whole Daemon dreamfucking his mom thing😂

Like don’t get me wrong I agree the writers are cowards and should have made him dreamfuck his brother instead but oh well we can’t win them all (or majority of them with this show)

I personally think it was funny and it’s even funnier the targ stans who have sm other incest ships and are grossed out by this and think it was too far

People who are fans of the incest show when the incest show has incest that’s not the specific flavor of incest that they wanted:

[astrababyy]

Okay okay, based from your Summer Court vs Feysand analysis that make a lot of sense why Hewn City leader and Illyrian IGNORE Rhys. BESTIE RHY, THEY IGNORE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB, DANGEROUS AND A WANTED INTERPOL WAR CRIMINAL.

they dont ignore you BECAUSE YOU ARE HALF HIGH FAE HALF ILLYRIAN like you say to Feyreeeee. Rhys is this friends that are cut off from group and tell everyone the group cant accept him.because he is a bastard and fatherless. No bestie, your personality is what get you cut off from your group.

hi, anon! i love this ask 'cause i laughed so hard reading it 😆

this might be an unpopular agreement, but i really don't think many of the high lords would've cared that rhys is half illyrian! helion legit flirts with cassian and azriel every time they're in the room lmao. and thesan's lover is a faerie so... why would they care?? the vast majority of tamlin's court is made up of faeries, and he clearly didn't care when that faerie was brought in during the first book. tarquin is... well, need i say anything? this man's entire character revolves around how he doesn't give af about high fae v. faeries. beron is probably the ONLY one who'd actually give af that rhys is half illyrian. i think you could maybe argue that tamlin, in his current characterization, would be prejudiced against rhys bc of it, but they also used to be friends so...

and i don't think kallias cares since he used to be close allies with the night court. like, rhys pulled that shit out of his ass so feyre doesn't really everyone hates him because he's just a fucking asshole lmao.

like, rhys is just trying to play the victim, but he made his own choices and now he lives with the consequences. instead of taking responsibility, he's just gaslighting himself and everyone around him into thinking he's just an uwu victim of the high lords' prejudice.

[lovelyo]

An Unconfirmed Fact

I’ve seen many people declare that if QC pardons Penelope, they’re done with the show. Sorry guys, you might as well jump off the Bridgerton ship now cause it will happen and Penelope will get off making the conflict between Eloise, Queen, and LW last season make no sense, Eloise getting fucked over for no reason. It’s insane that people who’ve been affected by LW get more consequences than LW herself. It’s actually pretty disgusting

Of course Polins think everyone, including the Queen, should understand why she did it and be impressed with her cause “Queen Charlotte loves LW, wouldn’t make any sense if she didn’t get pardoned!”

Well, I hope Netflix doesn’t think that the casual viewers will love what’s gonna happen. Season 3 part 1 already got bad reviews and people tearing it apart online.

Part 2 is gonna be one big migraine for me. That’s a confirmed fact

P.S. Pen shouldn’t be revealed to the ton at all imho. Revealing her to the ton just makes everything fucking worse, but whatever

[m-art77]

Do you guys ever think about how if redeemed!Durge pulls out of Gortash’s alliance after returning with Orin’s Netherstone that Gortash literally cannot rationalize their betrayal (and them now trying to kill him) by blaming their urge? Like how much of a complete mindfuck that would be for him. The Dark Urge just told him they’re 100% cured and now they’re trying to kill him? You know, the person who’s always been by their side, their partner in crime, their equal, and their (potential) lover; and now they’re trying to murder him. And prior to the amnesia, Gortash could always rationalize that if The Dark Urge tried to kill him one day that he could hand wave it as “they just couldn’t help themselves anymore” because of Bhaal’s hold on them. It doesn’t mean they wanted to.

But now, Bhaal is gone and The Dark Urge is moving in to kill him. There’s no way to rationalize it as anything else. The only person who ever cared about him is going to kill him, and he’ll die knowing everything they once had is completely gone. The Dark Urge doesn’t remember him. Their love for him died the moment Orin split their skull. The urge isn’t the reason they’re doing this. He’ll die knowing that they hate him.

[shadowqueenjude]

Lucien is the hottest character in ACOTAR

All of these books, all the smut and retcons and introducing a bunch of icky bland characters (re: IC) thinking we'll find them hot and Lucien's moments are still the hottest in every book. ACOTAR: "If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?" ACOMAF: Lucien snarled at the king over the bite of the magic at his throat, “Don’t just leave her on the damned floor—” There was a flare of light, and a scrape, and then Lucien was stalking toward Elain, freed of his restraints. Tamlin remained leashed on the ground, a gag of white, iridescent magic in his mouth now. But his eyes were on Lucien as— As Lucien took off his jacket, kneeling before Elain. ACOWAR: I was in the process of constructing a rudimentary fishing pole when he waded into the stream, boots off and pants rolled to his knees, and caught one with his bare hands. He’d tied his hair up, a few strands of it falling into his face as he swooped down again and threw a second trout onto the sandy bank where I’d been trying to find a substitute for fishing twine. ACOSF: “Easy,” Lucien repeated, and flame sizzled in his russet eye. The flame, the surprising dominance within it, hit Cassian like a stone to the head, knocking him from his need to kill and kill and kill whatever might threaten— (we don't count acofas because literally nothing interesting happened there)

[will-pilled]

Just saw someone post "an article debunking all viv allegations" and it was shit hardly anyone is mad about anymore and they were like "oh it was a long time ago so it's fine."

[rouge-the-bat]

"i need to know if this character is an adult or not so i know if i can selfship with them!" ...my dude you clearly are already attracted to them ??? like. gurl theyre FICTIONAL. do whatever the fuck you want god damn.

self ship with them with them aged up. or with an imaginary version of you aged down. or just hc whatever gd age you want for them whether or not it ends up being canon (or its already stated in canon but doesnt match ur view of them). or selfship yourself with them through a character in canon. you can literally just see your fictional other as aging with you. who fucking cares. its fiction. the specifics of the relationship is whatever the hell you make it.

its literally so sad to see people being afraid to just SELF SHIP because they dont know if its potentially ~problematic~ depending on stuff they can easily just rule out of their own view of canon 💀 canon is your sandbox you can tear down the castle and build it anew however to your liking

[currymanganese]

I am blessed to be sheltered enough that Mikey and Richie talking Claire up to Carmy is easily one of the more oafish conversations I've heard in my short life, not the most oafish mind you, that distinction belongs to some real men I've heard, but damn! It's certainly up there...I'm captioning that scene for one of my Sydcarmy edits that's up on YouTube right now and the secondhand embarrassment crazy. 🥴

[causalityparadoxes]

If Coriolanus Snow is an evil dictator then why is that old man CHEEKED UP why is there CAKE

[massiveladycat]

yeah so i just read like HALF of a heart so broken and lonely and i already know im abt to be in the trenches defending rhen and at the same time honestly not liking harper x grey

[thegetdownrebooter]

t*yl*r sw*ft getting dragged every 5 business days... i used to pray for times like these.

[no-a-mango]

anyways i think the reason i’m so passionate about hating billy hargrove is cuz to me people’s love for him is indicative of a larger problem, which is how society loves to ignore white mens racism, especially if they’re attractive

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

not a fan of how performative and reactionary y'all are becoming

[certified-anakinfucker]

idk what it is abt hp that has people acting sooooo fucking unwise but. what. im really so confused. how hard is it.. to be.. a decent person.. because if someone says "hey im really not supportive of this media because it actively harms me/my loved ones and im really uncomfortable with you playing it while talking to me" ...... why does that compel people to become booboo the fucking fool. how can you look a friend in the eye and say "hmmmm dont care" when you see all of the fucking backlash thats going on in front of you and you get sooooooooo surprised when youre suddenly cut off. like lmao youre a threat to me and my safety and my friends. the fuck did you think was gonna happen. you thought i was gonna let that shit slide?? tf