#fuck agent orange

[i3utterflyeffect]

I wonder what happens if purple gets caught? Mango is gonna have a heart attack I think.

blackmail king with his child once, shame on you. blackmail him with his child twice and you're going to find out what happened to the people at the minecraft disaster of 201X

i used sir for simplicity's sake also because it's a fucking pain to find a proper equivalent

(reblogs > likes)

[lokittystuckinatree]

Never been so adhd impatient for poll numbers in my gay little autism life

[kairithemang0]

POV writing

“YOUR MOM!” Owen screaches, he whips it out (his gun) and curt also whips it out (his member)!

[clonerightsagenda]

The Holy Roman Empire... 2! dropped Fantasy Greek fire on HDM!Japan :(

[sick-ada]

8's integration into inkling society has a few setbacks

[birdmankickedmyass]

three is a magic number

girl who is real and definitely not at all a transgender allegory or a manifestation of internal conflict

[thisisthevoice]

i kinda wanna make an insp blog for my headworld/story but i need to think of another dang url

[astral-catastrophe]

Every once in a while my brain drifts to the Vietnam war stories I heard from my grandpa and it leaves me in a state of existential dread and shock.

Anyway if anyone has any tips on starting the applications for a spouse of a Vietnam vet who’s death correlated to agent orange, lmk, bc I want my grandma to be properly compensated.

[rastronomicals]

7:37 PM EDT October 10, 2023:

Devil's Witches - "(Fuck) Agent Orange" From the album Porno Witches & Vietnam Veterans (October 12, 2018)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Psych. Fuzz. Doom. 1960s Worship.

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[dora-winifred]

my cousin who my siblings and i grew up pretty close with did rotc and just graduated college and like is going to officer leadership course in january (for the army) and there's like no way i can talk about this in a normal way. i think it's so awful for him to participate in and also like potentially so harmful for him. and we're supposed to be like congratulations! so proud of you! like i feel insane

[lokittystuckinatree]

We are so back! (Joseph Rawrbinette Biden’s spritely State of the Union)

We are sooooo over: (Genocide Joe “tuberculosis patient” Biden’s stroke inducing debate performance )

When is this fucker gonna be over: (Dictator Tot Donald “Agent Orange Julius” Trump on why we’re not genocidal enough, actually )

WE ARE POSSIBLY BACK? (No-longer-sleepy Joe Biden’s electric apology speech after buying a Panera charged lemonade off the black market or something)

[warriorend]

woe phoenix upon ye

-they are 6'4. they may look like a tank sort of build, and they are, but also bear in mind they can move quite fast when necessary.

-usually they wear a coat, which hides the fact that their gloves are Long. despite being loose in the arms, the gloves tighten around the hands, so they're not clumsy to work in

-the mask isn't for identity hiding purposes, it's because they're Used to having something there & when they're working they don't like being able to feel air on their face (old habits die hard. this is also the reason for the longass gloves)

-their hair is fucked up a bit bc they usually cut it themself, & sometimes it's just Whenever they happen to get annoyed with it enough to cut it again. so they don't always have great mirrors or tools

-that eye scar isn't from their current work with the Agency, it's from their old job. if asked for specifics they'll just kinda shrug. they don't really have any scars from Agency work.

-do not let them kick you i repeat do Not let them kick you. it will hurt Badly.

face closeup here you go:

(flats + post-3rd game eyes under the cut bc their eyes Did Change)

flats

& then their eyes changed after the volcano so here's that

(personal headcanon is they shorted out the implant & the kinesium just sorta. got Everywhere. so the mechanics of their telekinesis have changed & have to be re-learned)

but then also! usually this isn't visible except for maybe the veining around their eyes, bc usually they're unconscious (...that's an understatement) when it happens but. post-lethal-damage phoenix

(the reason they can survive the shit they do is because they. may or may not have been given an experimental treatment in their youth & now they have a drug in their system that causes them to go completely unconscious so they can heal wounds faster. it comes with drawbacks.

-it dulls emotional response to stimuli -resistance to anesthesia/most medicine -alcohol does Shit Fuckall -it makes them more prone to fatigue, which is something they eventually got to a point where they could simply ignore it but still -it doesn't fix everything. It fixes the most critical injuries, but it won't fix everything, and. they have woken up in Astonishing amounts of pain in the past

originally it was meant to be a one-time thing, but due to its experimental nature & phoenix's uh. critical condition. their body just started fucking Making It so now they've got a regulator. it doesn't stop all of the drug but it does stop most, so they're not permanently unconscious.

they can't remember exactly who was responsible for the experimental treatment, but the drug has since been nicknamed "the Phoenix drug" which. was not a coincidence. (in the creator's terms: "it seems only fair, after all, seeing as they use it to such great effect"

[eorzeashan]

darth jadus every time someone tries to form a new "union" with his Hand

[epickiya722]

I don't know what in the fuck I just dreamt about, but... what the fuck????

[desperatecheesecubes]

But don’t worry he doesn’t murder people