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my grandma lives in oregon where they vote by mail and told my dad that she voted so he asked me to see if her ballot made it in yet and so i looked her up online and her voter status is inactive and she never updated her registration address from where she lived 3 years ago! why would she lie lol
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how to become disembodied pro tips
1. never exercise, don’t even go for a walk if you can help it
2. socialize online where no one can see your face and body or hear your voice
3. orgasm only when you’re alone watching a video of strangers having a scripted interaction
4. never make something. never even put a premade something together.
5. refuse to touch and be touched
6. get everything delivered
7. replace what you have lost with fantasies of a life
8. deny that you feel the loss
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mayor pete's value is in administration, i don't think he should be president. keep him working hard in the cabinet
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big news in my life guys today i became a godmother in the armenian apostolic church
big news in my life guys tomorrow i am becoming a godmother in the armenian apostolic church
#also in the armenian church they fully dunk the baby to baptize it which i was not prepared for!!!#i am not armenian lol but you don't need to be to be a godmother!
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big news in my life guys tomorrow i am becoming a godmother in the armenian apostolic church
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i've lived in massachusetts since i was six but i was an adult when i learned that jill stein lives in massachusetts and i was so absolutely disgusted. like the small part of me that still was like i'm sure she has good intentions, i would like a viable green party, just completely erased from my body. what an absolute scammer.
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this influencer i follow stopped being vegan after 10 years and now like is hardcore meat eater and she feels so much better physically etc which i'm glad for her but one thing she is not mentioning at all is that when they were vegan they also ate extremely low oil diet. and now they're eating like all their food cooked in beef tallow. girl you used to not even eat olive oil that's probably got something to do with it
#i'm just a regular old vegetarian which feels like a dying breed lol#so i'm fascinated by people who swing from one “extreme” to the other
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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.
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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times
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tried to find out if doing some yardwork would make me feel more meaning in my day to day life this week and so far all i got out of it was a very painful callus by my thumb
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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
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what are things that are fun. how do i have a nice time
#alternatively what are things that are satisfying#yesterday i raked leaves for 40 minutes that did not do the trick
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my mom teaches at a middle school and i asked her if they still do mock elections and she said are you insane absolutely not
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