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“YOUR MOM!” Owen screaches, he whips it out (his gun) and curt also whips it out (his member)!
#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#owen carvour#agent curt mega#im fucking dying atm#written by orange#but im stealing it
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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
#barbie#barbie movie#also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying#'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her#but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah#(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)
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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back
#ninth doctor#doctor who#dr who#cuntatron 3000#ninth doctor im stealing your gender#nine#9#ninerose#timepetals#doctorrose#doctorose
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i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him
#stole this post from a pr*shipper who stole it from a normal person but i cant reblog the original because op deleted lol#t#im gonna steal the pr*shipper's tags too <3#selfship#stolen from a pr0shipper#pr0ship dni#antiproship please interact#anti selfpr0ship
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#stealing this from twt too im like robin hood honestly#honkai star rail#hsr#aventurine#my sillies#my Stolen sillies..
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wild life thoughts
#geminitay#joel smallishbeans#wild life#life series#smallishbeans#art tag#anyones free to steal this idea i havent rly thought about where everyone elses would go#grian im torn between his right wrist since hes the game maker or on a patch over his heart#tuff guys maybe have them on their biceps on a patch that they can Flex?
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that one twitter trend
#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#secret life smp#shiny duo#mcyt#fanart#i miss my wife (secret life) tails. i miss her a lot#i know a new life serie is coming in a few months and im so happyyyyyyyy#im so patient im sooo good at waiting#anyway woe#shiny duo boogy apocalypse as a gift to you#WAIT#I FORGOT THEIR SHOELACES LMAO#ON THE SHOELACES STEALING SITE? CRAZY#anyway#i dont have anything else to say so stay hydrated and have a good day
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They rule Baldur’s Gate College
if u see how low res this is no u don’t i just forgot i was working on a tiny canvas (i usually use 3k x 3k and this was a whopping 600x900 bc i’m an idiot)
#college au but im too attached to dragonborn durge to humanise him#they are the Most Annoying couple on campus#their big heist involves stealing the massive statue in the middle of campus#no one knows how they hell they pulled it off#if u ask they’ll just start whispering to each other while making severe eye contact with u#mean girls fr#for the life of me i couldn’t find the ref image i had in mind but u get the vision#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 bhaalspawn#the dark urge#durgetash#lord gortash#bg3 gortash#enver gortash#gortash x durge
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(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose
#hewwo#this is a general post about me but also about blorbo so feel free to tag or steal i guess.#this is sideblog everything is rebloggable. even im rebloggable#anyway.#jc
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Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!
I started this in like mid/late March I believe
This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.
I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol
#goin to the helena church Saturday for ghouls day out :]#i had this idea for so long i cant believe im actually doing it#i wanted to talk abt it SO BADLY but i didn't want someone to steal the idea and finish before me lol#i started with the dress and i can absolutely tell so im gonna go back over some parts#id show the side/back of the dress more but i cant close it properly in the back by myself lol#mcr#my chemical romance#demolition lovers#demolition lovers cosplay#my posts
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