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kairithemang0 · 4 months ago
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“YOUR MOM!” Owen screaches, he whips it out (his gun) and curt also whips it out (his member)!
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fernsnailz · 6 months ago
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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
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justnoodlefishthings · 4 months ago
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
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antisocial-transfag · 1 year ago
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crossroadsbishounen · 2 years ago
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phantomrose96 · 1 year ago
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
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bildadshusband · 8 months ago
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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back
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rated-a-for-awesome · 2 years ago
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soulrending · 2 months ago
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i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him
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b1adie · 8 months ago
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tibby-art · 12 days ago
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wild life thoughts
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solarockk · 4 months ago
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that one twitter trend
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metal-junk · 2 months ago
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They rule Baldur’s Gate College
if u see how low res this is no u don’t i just forgot i was working on a tiny canvas (i usually use 3k x 3k and this was a whopping 600x900 bc i’m an idiot)
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mqfx · 2 years ago
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(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose
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mikeyfrickinway · 1 year ago
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Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!
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I started this in like mid/late March I believe
This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.
I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol
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smoqueen · 5 days ago
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