#fuck Tyrion

[rowanashings]

Niers astoragon v bird playing chess. Also Erin vs chaldion or Erin vs magnolia during the skill matches

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8.65

Niers doesn’t know how to stop teaching

He literally saw an ambush and went “hey it’s my students. Let’s pit them against my new students to see how they do!”

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

being a jaime defender is difficult bc on one hand hes hot and sexy and clever and complex and depressed and my special pretty boy knight kingslayer but on the other hand he also has sex with his sister-lover in a sept by the corpse of his nephew-son right after he learns that his beloved brother might've been the killer

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Mrsha and Apista

Alternatively, Niers and Bird

[madsrocketship]

One thing a Lannister gonna do is beef with children

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MOTHER FUCKING TYRION VELTRAS ALL MY HOMIES HATE THAT FUCKER HES A BAD DAD

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

[ilynpilled]

i cant believe u all keep erasing davos from george’s confirmed favorite characters list

[polysucks]

Forever thinking about how when Tyrion asked Petyr about Hoster Tully’s girls, Petyr’s first response was “oh the girls who I fucked? The ones who were virgins before I met them? Those girls? Hmm yeah I seem to remember them. I totally fucked them. Like both of them. Did filthy things to them. They can suck the chrome off a bumper. I definitely know what pussy looks like. I totally touched one. Kinda. What about them?”

and Tyrion was all “didn’t ask but ok. Anyway,,,,”

What a LOSER. Disgusting LOSER.

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8.37

These books make FERAL

What do you MEAN ceria took down an adult creler almost single-handedly. What do youMEAN ksmvr accidentally kidnapped a sentient golem? WHAT DO YOU MEAN QUEEN YISAME READS HORNS OF HAMMERAD PORN AND IS SPONSORING YVLON WHO HAD TWO SCROLLS AND TWO RINGS LITERALLY STUCK IN HER ASS FOR A WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK.

[fromstormsend]

Westeros children during the Robert’s Rebellion;

-Prince Viserys of House Targaryen 🐉

-Tyrion of House Lannister 🦁

-Renly of House Baratheon 🦌

-Edmure of House Tully 🐟

[atopvisenyashill]

i also think it’s crazy when tyrion gets pulled into this “everyone has a bitter second son” tyrion IS in fact the heir to casterly rock but is denied that status bc his father is a stubborn hateful miserable dickhead who attempts to pit tyrion & jaime against each other and make tyrion the scapegoat of the family due to tyrion being a dwarf. call me crazy here but i actually think tyrion’s complex & barely disguised resentment towards golden child jaime is like, very warranted given the circumstances, and once again, not at all comparable to whatever the hell stannis renly & those alien looking white haired motherfuckers got going on!!!!

[melrosing]

back on my shit btw

[so-very-small]

*sees a fictional old man* hhey so i need to. be tiny in ur hand right this second sir. respectfully.

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

its genuinely frustrating that for a fandom that will go on and on about how much they love asoiaf because of “le gray characters!!111” and “subvert le fantasy!!11”, the minute you try to have any sort of nuanced discussion on a character with complex history and motivations they resort to the most surface level, black and white talking points imaginable

[canastamere]

soldier, poet, king - the lannister siblings

[they] will tear your city down