#fruits deliver

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[canofpeaches]

text post meme + blorbo tag

[startswith0]

There's beauty in following a manga series for a long time, and it doesn't have to be decades either, mangaka artstyle can change in one or two years

[jacksoldsideblog]

fight club only works in the 90s because if the narrator and tyler durden existed in the era of amazon and constant surveillance they would've committed much larger crimes much faster with the desperation of a man who knows its all hopeless

[gmanmedias]

via lion_nnnnnnn

[claret-ash]

Wrathion, Sabellian and Alexstrasza have a little chat.

[curiosity-killed]

People who say money doesn’t buy happiness have never had the sudden realization that they can afford to just send their loved ones a little treat just because

[aashiyancha]

Starting the Capitol Arc (part 36)

Masterpost link here

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

he’s really got a full hand on harlan ellison’s tit huh

[via-val]

back on my timber/berkon agenda and lately ive been picturing this scenario where tim wants to introduce bernard to his friends but isn't that ready to come out to bart, cassie and kon yet so he's like "hey everyone this is my close friend bernard he's tagging along today hope nobody minds" and yeah nobody does!!

bart finds bernard's conspiracy theories incredibly amusing and eggs him on, cassie is highkey surprised at how much info bernard has gathered and lowkey wary because bernard's like... Really Good at gathering clues and shit from blurry footage and drawing conclusions, too bad his mind always wanders off in the wrong direction bcs like he's This Close to figuring out a lot of shit. and kon!! kon!! he just genuinely has a crush at first sight. bernard's smart and easygoing and has good banter and honestly pretty attractive so kon's like... trialing after bernard like a lost puppy. they stop to grab a bite and kon (not so) subtly asks if bernard's involved with anyone and bernard is like "uhhh well there's this guy i like!!" because he's not gonna out tim like wtf but also... he's in a relationship and it's hard to toe the line between being like "yes i love my bf sosososomuch" and not giving too much away. anyway kon kinda bites the inside of his cheek and goes "well how serious is this guy, do you know? because if he's not gonna ask u out then he's holding the line" and tim (who has spent the whole day following after his best friend and his boyfriend stewing in jealousy but unable to say shit about it) is like "OKAY BERNARD'S MY BOYFRIEND HE'S TAKEN BACK OFF CONNER" and he drags bernard out of the restaurant

anyways superboy challenges red robin to a duel for bernard's hand in marriage like a day after and bernard spends the next two weeks holed up in his room trying to figure out why the fuck two vigilantes that up until this point appeared to be best friends are now in an open feud with one another.

[hamelinsnightmare]

椎名ニキ (胸に届ける調べ)

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[swagging-back-to]

it's now 10am and it still isnt on the road.

it takes like an hour to get to my town from auburn but bc of ups's route it takes 6-8 hours to reach me.

so i wont be getting it until like 7 tonight. IF I'm lucky.

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

[gmanmedias]

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28. A fandom you're not in that looks like fun: i never really got super super into mlp, and i never finished the show, but i think the character designs are so cute and the fandom looks so fun. i love the fanart people make especially

[kaurwreck]

Mori Ōgai is the funniest man in the world. It took one whole month before the censors acted against Vita Sexualis. They didn't even censor the story itself; they censored the entire issue of the magazine in which it was serialized. He was surgeon general at the time. He was officially reprimanded by the vice minister of war. He didn't particularly care, having expected it anyway.