#fruits deliver

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[startswith0]

There's beauty in following a manga series for a long time, and it doesn't have to be decades either, mangaka artstyle can change in one or two years

[sedlex]

[gmanmedias]

via lion_nnnnnnn

[curiosity-killed]

People who say money doesn’t buy happiness have never had the sudden realization that they can afford to just send their loved ones a little treat just because

[aashiyancha]

Starting the Capitol Arc (part 36)

Masterpost link here

[robertseanleonardthinker]

i need to get groceries but ughhhhh

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

he’s really got a full hand on harlan ellison’s tit huh

[swagging-back-to]

it's now 10am and it still isnt on the road.

it takes like an hour to get to my town from auburn but bc of ups's route it takes 6-8 hours to reach me.

so i wont be getting it until like 7 tonight. IF I'm lucky.

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

[kaurwreck]

Mori Ōgai is the funniest man in the world. It took one whole month before the censors acted against Vita Sexualis. They didn't even censor the story itself; they censored the entire issue of the magazine in which it was serialized. He was surgeon general at the time. He was officially reprimanded by the vice minister of war. He didn't particularly care, having expected it anyway.

[livetogether--diealone]

friendship with jeandre over, jamdre is my new best friend

[gmanmedias]

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28. A fandom you're not in that looks like fun: i never really got super super into mlp, and i never finished the show, but i think the character designs are so cute and the fandom looks so fun. i love the fanart people make especially

[pagesofkenna]

they spent ten minutes in this adventuring party talking about how much they dont like salads, and describing the most dry, unappetizing version of a salad, only to follow it up with everyone agreeing that 'as soon as you start putting stuff that tastes good in there its no longer a salad'

[kandidandi]

hey btw i never wake up early enough to go to the cool pancake shop it closes at 11am i think its stupid anyways i can eat yummy pancakes today muahahaha