#a salad is not defined as a pile of vegetables you dont like but which youve been told are good for you | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pagesofkenna · 9 months ago

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they spent ten minutes in this adventuring party talking about how much they dont like salads, and describing the most dry, unappetizing version of a salad, only to follow it up with everyone agreeing that 'as soon as you start putting stuff that tastes good in there its no longer a salad'

#'oh no as soon as you put a sauce in it its no longer a sandwich' THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS thats unhinged!!!#i DO like salads actually because a salad isnt just a dry pile of leaves!!! actually!!!#please someone working crafts at dropout deliver unto these silly adults what a Good salad is #good salads? have cheese. have dressing. might have bits of fruit and/or breads in there. nuts. spices even!#a salad is not defined as a pile of vegetables you dont like but which youve been told are good for you #di20 #i just had a really good salad yesterday because ive started just buying the pre-made mix bagged salads they sell at the grocery store #instead of just a bag of lettuce and adding my own toppings and whatnot #this one was the Everything Bagel salad and its chopped cabbage and some other veggies i dont even know #with bagel chips and everything seasoning and the dressing was a a cheesy ranch kinda deal its SO GOOD

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