#from the bottom of my heart. fuck this guy.

[steviewashere]

I need to share a very specific image of Eddie Munson that I have in my brain, please excuse me for a second lol

...and once again, I've half-formed a fic. Are we surprised?

He's sitting in one of the dining chairs at the little breakfast table in the trailer, one leg pulled up on the seat and his knee squished to his chest. His chin is resting on his knee, left hand mindlessly flipping through a Heavy Metal magazine, Walkman headphones over his ears blasting Metallica—so loud that Steve can hear Hetfield from across the room. Eddie's humming along every once in a while, growling a bit with the lyrics. There's an open can of Vienna Sausages on the table, unmicrowaved, the lid still attached to the can because Eddie didn't completely remove it in his excitement. He's dipping the fingers of his right hand into the can, sticking whole Viennas into his mouth, and chewing just sooo obnoxiously. Once the sausages are gone, he picks up the can and starts sipping at the sausage water as if it's a fine glass of wine—fucking swishing it around and smacking his lips with every sip.

After he's done, he wipes his pruned sausage water fingertips on his worn-in pajama bottoms. He's got mismatched long socks on: the left sock is completely black with the Hanes logo on it, the right has little Garfield faces over it. The t-shirt he's wearing was most definitely Steve's at one point, a "Born in the USA" Bruce Springsteen t-shirt that has a cut-out v-neck (a late night craft Steve convinced himself would turn out good, the v-neck is off center and curling). The ball-chain of his necklace is crooked—it's not the guitar pick, it's instead a little plastic spider ring that Steve gave him on Halloween; Steve thought it wasn't a big enough gift to give to Eddie for their one year (which it accompanied flowers and a homemade dinner and a brand new album), but Eddie cherished it like that Gollum guy.

Then, after a few minutes, Eddie looks up from his magazine and gazes over at Steve. Loudly, over the music still blaring over his headphones, "Can I have a kiss? My lips miss my sweetheart."

Steve fondly rolls his eyes and crosses the room, kissing Eddie right on the lips. Even if his breath tastes and smells like Vienna Sausages. And he would've pulled away, had it not been so Eddie.

The Metallica is still blaring and Eddie's t-shirt smells like a mix of the two of them: Irish Spring from Eddie's recent shower, Steve's sweat since he wore it while doing a few chores. He pulls away, not too far, though.

Eddie, loudly once more, says, "My lips have been blessed! Blessed by my true love!" He sways back in his seat, a hand clutched to his chest—over his heart—and he sighs dreamily.

Steve, who can never help himself in the face of Eddie, grins so hard his eyes crinkle, his cheeks hurt, and his laugh echos. The laughter cocooning the two of them. Through a chuckle, softly and easily, he murmurs, "I love you."

[fischotterkunst]

Joker in Closing Night: Part 2

[soot-and-salt]

The end of the year is coming and I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you to everyone who followed me and my writing, who took a chance on my fics or who told others about them. Thank you for taking the time to leave comments that gave me the will to get out of bed in the morning and the energy to keep writing and creating. Thank you for the fan art and the fan theories and for following me to each new fic. I always recognized you, if you were a regular, and it always made me happy to see you.

I'm still chipping away slowly at WSBE 9, which I will finish come hell or high water, as well as the next chapter of Blood Red Summer. I'm not stopping, not yet, but I've sort of wound down a little. I've been unwell, physically and mentally, but I'm still waking up every day and thinking about situations to put this stupid radio deer into so I've got that going for me.

130,000+ words written in just one single year. In Hazbin, in WIPs, in small personal things written in small, personal servers. Can you believe it? I feel insane. I can't believe I did that.

This was a rough year for me. You helped make it better.

Thank you

[curlytsunamiart]

still enjoying nocturne so heres some more demi-fiend doodles + hcs

[arthursfuckinghat]

Shoutout to rdr2 tumblr blogs you guys have the coolest and the funniest fucking usernames I love you guys

[elegantwoes]

The I'm be queen this life fandom shows not only it's stupidity but also how misogynistic they are. No matter how much you Cesare fangirls want it to be true, no, Ariadne in the first timeline wasn't as awful as tomato head. Let's look at their actions:

Ariadne schemed and killed people to help Cesare become king. Which includes innocent King Alfonso.

Cesare took advantage of his emotionally vulnerable fiancee and manipulated her to do his bidding and instigated her to murder people for his sake including his half-brother King Alfonso

After the deed was done and Cesare became king he postponed the wedding ceremony with his betrothed. Sleeps with her before marriage in order to keep her by his side long enough till his reign was stable.

Discards her like an used handkerchief in favor for her sister and wants to marry her and make queen instead

Turns a blind eye and allows Ariadne to be locked up and eventually killed by her sister.

Anyone who can look at this should come to the conclusion that what Cesare does is significantly worse. Now don't get me wrong, what Ariadne does is wrong. She killed an innocent person, but at the end of the day Alfonso was a stranger to her in the first timeline.

Ariadne on the other hand was Cesare's betrothed. He owed her loyalty but in the end he treated her horrifically. For christ sake Cesare bedded her before marrying her. That alone makes him scummy.

Cesare is an emotionally abusive fuckboy who discarded his betrothed. Ariadne commits crimes out of loyalty to their beloved who she's legally bound to. That is radically different.

One is an morally grey anti hero. The other is a villain.

[rahleeyah]

T*d l@sso was so poorly constructed - it ran straight downhill after s1 and imploded at the end, with sloppy, unsatisfying storytelling and an exhausted fan base who spent two seasons insisting surely the show runners had a plan and were going to pull it together at the end only for the show runners to shit directly into fans' open hands - that I'm of two minds about this announcement; on the one hand it would be great to see them turn this ship around, on the other I don't think the men responsible for that finale should be rewarded with jobs and money.

[magicinavalon]

I just think it would be neat if Flint personally hung Woodes Rogers by the neck thank you and good day

[gothteddiesdotcom]

I think that part of what like. kills me about the whole media literacy and critical thinking aspect of enjoying media these days is that people refuse to like. contextualize that

A. Bad media can still hold significant meaning to people

B. Media made for a demographic you aren’t apart of is not inherently bad media

C. Media made for and consumed by the opposite demographic is not inherently shallow or flawed nor is it above criticism for its media tropes either.

[kirkwallers]

Anyway whatever happens in the next few years if u didn't vote bc both parties are flawed it's ur fault

[milf-harrington]

i was experimenting w a different colouring style and i accidentally ended up turning my oc into eddie munson so here you go

[mitchmrner]

also i sincerely hope jesse p*llock is writhing in rage at the fact that there’s a go leafs go chant in the canada life centre

[yellowcharm]

🌻☘💛Happy 2023!! 💛☘🌻

It's been a rollercoaster of a year. I am eternally grateful to have have this strange blue website and specifically this blog to come back to again and again as a touchstone. Thank you to all the people who made this year on the internet's number one Beloved Hellsite extra wonderful. I am so lucky to have you all as mutuals and friends. Here's hoping for a new year full of new laughs and great stories!!

With Love,

Mik

@beansprouts @the-mighty-glow-cloud @extravagantvelvet @numberoneheroallmight @theodoort @the-walking-spoiler @memequeen1127 @emotionsandphenomena @sharkmovietrashqueen @feralprinceconsort @noodleghoul @kattperson

[scoobydoozies]

you mentioned liking fred SR and he def is very interesting i reallywish he had been freds real father butohwell.. plus him/the sherrif are the true gay represtation..

anyway it reminds me of how everyone in the velma show is well mean/minus norville/ yet i love FRED the guy who was suppose to be someone to root against and i found myself drawn towards Fred.. its inteessting how the characters made to be unlikable on purpose turn out to be more fun to watch in the long run.

yeah, i haven't seen velma so idk if this applies to hbo fred, but i feel like it's bc characters who are written to be bad on purpose are typically held accountable for their actions in some way, or at least condemned for them, and so you know the writers aren't trying to present those things as being okay. we can all just be like "haha, what a tool". whereas on the flipside, when characters you're supposed to like and root for do terrible things, and then don't face consequences, or admit they were wrong, or get called out by another character, ANYTHING, it's just uncomfortable lol

[llegato]

i hope this cunt burns in hell

[judesstfrancis]

the thing about me is I have always had fucked up teeth. my front teeth grew in uneven and they've always had a gap between them and when I was 5 I chipped my first fully grown in permanent tooth playing on the playground and now that tooth is two different colors bc I drink too much coffee and the filling is porcelain so it doesn't stain like teeth do. from the time I was 12 to the time I was 18 my canines Would Not fall out and I had a sort of double vampire tooth situation going on. one eventually fell out on its own but I had to get the other one surgically removed just before the end of my senior year of hs. my smile is still a little crooked from compensating, higher on one side than the other. and the thing is for the longest time I did not smile with my teeth. like it took me a very very long time to figure out how to smile like a real person, especially when I was so used to holding my mouth in a certain way so u couldn't see the whole double tooth thing. but every time I saw someone with crooked teeth in movies or a grown adult missing a tooth in the front, or any time I saw someone smile wide and show off the gap in their teeth I fell a little bit in love. and I thought oh, well that's just me isn't it. my smile looks like that, when I let it. and so maybe I could be a little bit in love with myself, too. and like it took me a while, obviously, but then eventually I did. I started consciously smiling with my teeth in photos and I stopped using filters that photoshopped me to hell and back and I purposefully took selfies from my side profiles to see every angle and at a certain point I saw what I always saw in everyone else. my front teeth are still uneven and there's still a gap between them and my one tooth is still two colors and the extra teeth aren't there anymore but my smile is still crooked from when they were, and if u look close enough u can see where one canine sits lower in my jaw bc it settled in while the old one was pushing down on it. but when I see it in the mirror or in photos now, I fall a little bit in love. and I think that's nice