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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED#THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY#what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite#is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe#sort of a made up question#but that’s not a mammal#so neither is a vampire#but also like. a human is a mammal#this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t#not a lot of fluids. happening there
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i bet on losing dogs
#reformatted from my tiktok#no one question me about my math#it got complicated on account of pal dying for a minute there#i tried and therefore no one should criticize me#the locked tomb#palamedes sextus#dulcinea septimus#nona#nona the ninth
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME...#i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards#anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅#this is stupid#i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating#i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929
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Kinda spiritual successor of a painting i did in 2021 of a moonicorn (cow unicorn)
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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i need a compilation of zac oyama's PCs getting nasty. like i need "do you have a fucking warrant" and "loser says what" and "who do you know in this room right now" and "i know a story about a real creep who had a scroll" and "where is your bulb now" and every version of "i'm gonna do the work to love cody" all in one place. for science.
#stuff#zac oyama#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#tagging that specifically because both of those gorgug moments are from jy#gorgug thistlespring#ricky matsui#norman skip takamori#pib neverafter#lapin cadbury#zoyama#i will not be taking questions at this time#i love zac playing a nasty little stinker (pib/skip)#but i equally love zac playing a Very Good Boy who will pop OFF when his buttons are pressed (gorgug/ricky)#lapin is in a class by himself lmao#dropout
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yes, and this is the closest Zoro has actually gotten to actually killing Sanji how he always threatens to
#zosan#sanzo#ignore how i poofed out of existence for a while#if you noticed tbh#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#the question is- was zoro hiding it or did he just forget it was there?#also no one will ever be able to take hairy sanji away from me#one piece#they're insufrible i hate them
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OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
#IM SO HAPPY I ALMOSY STARTED CRYJNG#it's a minipill its been on the market already for 50 years it's identical to the prescription version#FINALLY A GOOD DECISION FROM THE FDA!!!!!!#flickerthoughts#the only question i have now is pricign and accessibility but holy shit what news
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the make-everything-hades fever has spread to lae'zel
all her boons are for sure big huge damage boosters at the expense of your magic meter
others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart(bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), astarion (bg3), wyll (bg3), kotallo (horizon)
#laezel#lae'zel#bg3 laezel#bg3 fanart#hades supergiant#githyanki#i'm pretty sure my art-style-cribbing from Hades changes slightly every time i attempt this#but its okay we're just having fun#she's so pretty i love her your honor#lae'zel is definitely a chthonic god no question#seems scary but really just a big softie on the inside#bg3#my art#hades game#hades series
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Dick: Happy Chrismis!
Damian: What is Happening.
Tim: Is Chrismimth.
Damian: what are you fools-
Steph: Merry Crisis!
Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.
[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]
Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.
#Damian is 1) Gen alpha with no concept of vine 2) raised in a cult so has no concept of meme culture#Bruce sometimes questions his own sanity#this is one of those times#he doesn’t even know where he picked this up from??? probably from dick.#it’s always from dick.#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#damian wayne#red robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#spoiler#stephanie brown#vines#incorrect quotes#mine
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i dont think fandom people who only think about male characters and only create content for male characters are like horrible misogynists but i do think they often have some shit they need to unpack. like how can you , for example, play life is strange and the only thing you come away with from that is you want nathan and warren to fuck nasty. how can you watch birds of prey, and the only thing you come away with from that is you want roman and victor to fuck nasty......... like idk! idk! i just find it strange especially when people will engage with media Specifically about women and then put no effort in to empathize or care about them, sometimes even going far enough to say they HATE the female characters and that theyre bitches... IDK!!!!
#text#and yes i still do find it questionable when people engage with shit like idk bg3 and dont give a fuck about any female characters but#bop and lis for example are sooooo women centric and specifically about womens suffering and struggles.....#and people just come away from that wanting to see the boys do yaoi... its weird! its weird as hell!
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Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣
#karas closet#mcyt fanart#hermitcraft#tangotek#ethoslab#pearlescentmoon#what started as backround noise while i do stuff is now a new hyperfixation for me ha#im literally so new here if you were to ask me any trivia question i could not. answer it#also if you recognize me from discord servers then hi :)
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currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.
#“somebody oughta get this child a fresh set of clothes and a hug.”#“somebody oughta get this child a warm pudding cup and a blue blanket.”#“somebody ought buy this child a new pillow pet to cuddle to sleep and protect him from nightmares.”#and the child in question is a six-foot seasoned war veteran who has saved the world twice before he was sixteen#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo text posts#hoo#percy jackson#frank zhang#hazel levesque#*percy crushing a monster to death using the water up ahead to mimic his hand movements*#*everyone watching in awe and horror*#frank: he just misses his mom and girlfriend you guys#hazel: yeah he's just a little guy
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and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
#sorrrryyyy i can't stop thinking about this#i was writing a thing that i allegedly do for fun#and i found myself wishing that somebody else would write the sequences that i find uninspiring but are necessary to the story#like that's an easy thing to want. would you create a person to do that and only that is the question#and like. maybe not for your stupid hobby but a lot of people just aren't too many steps removed from being okay with it#the groundwork is there it's capitalism baby!!!!!!#severance#severance spoilers
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friday evening at the stardrop 🌟🍻
i started working on this march 22nd then forgot about it
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i was too lazy to make sims of half of them but u get the picture lol
ik the ass trio are usually in the next room but i wanted to include them anyways
#ts4#sims 4#stardew valley#sdv#my friend and i have been playing so much switch 1.6#i'm almost finished this semester!!! and i have no exams 😎#i'll be off for 6 weeks#wahooo#edits#my wisdom tooth is coming up and i'm in agonyyyy#byee goodnight#oh crazy question: if i ever started doing these isometric rooms as commissions would anyone be interested?#lmk! i'm curious. ive seen other people do render comms before#would anyone like a little dollhouse room from me lol
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