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wildsaltair · 4 days ago

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#little collage of my favorite maximus pics in honor of National Gladiator Husband Day #new holiday i'm instituting as of now #that's a man right there that's what a man is supposed to look like #he ignites such fire in me #got me clawing the walls begging for just one chance #i'm obsessed with every single one of his features #you can pry him out of my cold dead hands and even then i'm going to haunt you until you give him back #i don't have any more intelligent thoughts for the day #from here on it's just HUSBAND #i wish i was snuggling in bed with him right now #preferably without clothes #i just want to nuzzle his neck and kiss his sweet face and hear him moan and see his eyes soften with pleasure while i demonstrate my love #is it so much to ask???#that i get to make some sweet love with the man who holds my heart????#why is this such a difficult thing to accomplish??#I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR #convict me on all charges of extreme adoration and excessive daydreaming #can someone just magic me into the gladiator universe so i can spend a few precious moments with my beloved #we are separated by time space reality and the universe itself but THAT WILL NOT STOP ME #maximus let me be your beloved wife and i will spend every moment making you my whole world #gladiator #maximus #maximus decimus meridius #gladiator 2000 #russell crowe

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pineapple-frenzy · 6 months ago

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Book 2 au: and there was only one bed!! :00

Because of course I just had to do this trope

This is the first and last time they decide to sleep in an inn and they have an unspoken agreement to pretend this never happened

#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #book 2 au #my art #i like to think katara is pretty clingy when sleeping cause she's from the south pole #and she's probably really used to cuddling in order to share body heat to get through the really cold nights #ofc she'd usually be cuddling up with her family and not the banished prince of the fire nation who's also pretending to be her husband #zuko on the other hand is not used to sharing a bed with anyone much less sharing his personal space and cuddling with anyone #but anyways zuko would rather die than admit he didn't mind it as much as he thought he would and that he slept comfortably well that night #to the anon that was just asking about this au this one's for you lolol #i told you i was just about to post something and here it is

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an-established-butt-dent · 6 months ago

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"What have they done to you,

Old friend."

Trapped in the fade, Solas comes face to face with the remnant of his spirit.

The Dread Wolf was his wisdom, mirror to his pride. In the wake of the wrathful Evanuris, it too, has succumbed to their taint.

Or, where I'm making wild plot speculations surrounding Solas trapped in the fade. while turning my brainrot into art pieces and gifs. I'M PACING MY ENCLOSURE. Looking for crumbs and scrabs of Veilguard. Please Bioware I'm begging, feed me. 😭

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sidsinning · 1 year ago

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IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

#hazbin hotel #SWEETIE SHORT KING LUCI KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A LADY FELLAS TAKE NOTES #WENT FROM DAD TO DADDY HERE #IM CRYYING THE X2 CUCKERY OF HEAVEN #DEFINITELY ANOTHER REASON WHY HE WAS FALLEN HE TEMPTED NOT JUST 1 BUT 2 MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM THEIR HUSBANDS #THE SAME HUSBAND #IM CRYING X2 #lucifer morningstar #He is top 2 fighting against alastor as my fav rn #hazbin hotel spoilers #the show must go on #sidrabbles

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fernisfreaky · 2 months ago

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oppy gets super lovey dovey during aftercare proceeding him topping bc he is very conscious of their size diff 😔❤

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p4nishers · 2 years ago

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crowley, drunk off his ass: and i was yk just some fucked up soul born in cold and rain but he was my fucking sunlight or whatever

hozier, frantically writing on a napkin: HHHMMMM TELL ME MORE

#hozier is INSANELY azicrow coded and i am going feral over the implications that crowley heard the lines 'if the heavens ever did speak she #the last true mouthpiece' LIKE EXCUSE ME?????????#'u called me angel for the first time my heart leapt from me' and crowley cries himself to sleep #'heaven is not fit to house a love like u and i' and crowley projectile vomits onto the floor #'it cant be unlearned i have known the warmth of your doorways' 'i slithered here from eden just to hide outside ur door' 'though i burn how #could i fall when i am lifted by every word u say to me' and his ass is GONE he has EXPLODED #good omens #inefabble husbands #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #hozier #crowley #aziraphale

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onlylurkingreadingstuff · 1 year ago

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Trust me.

By @onlylurkingreadingstuff

#a j crowley #ineffable divorce #azriaphale #gomens 2 #azricrow #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowly x aziraphale #crowley #trust me #miscommunication #your exactly and my exactly are two different exactlys #aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear #just hug them both #how do we get to south downs from here

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crispyliza · 10 months ago

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It's a real struggle

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embrose · 6 months ago

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Istg I'm such a sucker for the "Introvert who gets tired from being with people recharges by being close to their SO" trope. Or, like, recharging in general after not meeting their SO for a while. I'm an introvert and I've never experienced that but it's a really nice thought.

#radioapple #kiribaku #zosan #if you reblog feel free to add your own ships the ones here are just from the top of my head #ineffable husbands #destiel #in destiel's case I imagine Cas being the introvert personally #hazbin hotel #one piece #good omens #mha #my hero academia #huskerdust #klance #zukka #atla #voltron

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levemetal · 2 months ago

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I got Procreate and gave it a test run with some silly AU sketches of course

So have Calamity SJ adopting Hong‘er! Ft. my silly calamity MNQ AU and it’s inevitable conclusion of atticwife Jun Wu in the second pic because I am no longer in control here.

SY tried to be the cool uncle, unfortunately YQY is the cooler uncle so he got the Feng Xin treatment. Binghe about to start beef with a child lmfao.

Ling Wen is new heavenly emperor and I ensure you she is as overworked as ever, but she does not care about heavenly officials marrying calamities anymore. First was YQY, and then Jun Wu. Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan are really not trendstarters here.

#svsss #shen jiu #tgcf #yue qingyuan #qijiu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx svsss #original shen qingqiu #calamity sj #calamity child custody fight au #junmei #I have painfully obvious brainrots and I’m not sorry #basically sj met honger while he was out getting his weekly fill of killing slavers #he saw the kid fight the other kids bullying him and though hold up that one has potential #so begins trying to befriend a wild feral cat. he starts with pouches of food and money #tentatively honger begins to trust sj and his weird pieces of advice that work too well in the streets #they develop feral street rat to feral street rat communication #honger doesnt wish to leave so sj sets up in the shrines of xl with him for a while #teaches him all the important stuff like counting and writing (though his calligraphy stays atrocious despite everyone‘s best efforts)#yqy checks in with his husband and finds him with a child #so naturally he immediately adopts him too #thes both help him learn fighting and all #later honger leaves of his own volition towards the rest of the tgcf plot and qijiu doesn‘t see him anymore for a while #eventually a new ghost king is in the kiln and SJ goes to check out who comes out of the kiln #cue spiderman pointing meme #severe scolding later #honger now hc is adopted back because this is their son #sj even gives him a battle fan which hc ts with just like Sj #i imagine sj would have no complaints about xie lian though. he may be a hissy cat but he can see this is good for both hualian #the black water arc here would be vastly different too cause He Xuan would get emotional support from yqy and sj

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trashcanwithsprinkles · 2 months ago

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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything

had way too much fun with this one hahah

#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like #im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that #plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list #also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn #baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still #we'll just roll w it #anyway #we can name baizhu's snake smth else too #idk what #just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui #hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list #like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc #childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy #gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it #guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO #changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan #changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day #she approved the husband from day1

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tricoufamily · 9 months ago

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glad we were on the same wavelength

#yeah so he's like recently flunked out of college it's his flop era #his parents are not happy with him at all #and the other one ended up a little younger than i originally thought he'd be but he's had work done #he just started turning into gestures This and i was like yeah no he'd have plastic surgery #he's recently separated from his husband. he's down low though no one who works for him even really knows he's gay #including that dude's dad who's homophobic #anyway. here #i'm going to be late for a lunch because of this what am i supposed to say i was doing #ts4 #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #the sims 4

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serpentface · 23 days ago

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You meet your other sister-in-law very briefly.

She arrives unannounced in full Odonii garb and a long cloak for the cold, soaked through with rain. She's taller than most men, and carries herself like one too. Her hair spills out of her veil, not only unbraided but a horrendous mess. It's kind of fascinating. You catch a glimpse of a handgun slung across her back, hidden beneath her cloak. This is especially exciting; you’ve never seen one up close. You try to peek around her to get a better look at it, and flush in embarrassment when she catches you, shooting you a cold glare.

It doesn't seem like she speaks much without being spoken to, and you aren’t really the type to initiate conversations either. Livya fills in for the both of you, prompting your sister-in-law to introduce herself. Her name is Couya. You give her a respectful bow and curtsy, she gives a very slight bow back without looking you in the eye. She compliments your necklace. Or at least, she mumbles something while looking in the general direction of your necklace, and it might have been a compliment. You aren’t sure whether there’s something wrong with her or she’s just rude.

She's just her for filial duties at the family shrine, and she doesn't stay long. Livya stops her on her way out. She says she's disappointed that the one time in a year she can be bothered to come by, she shows up looking like a disheveled street-whore in priest's clothing. Look at Hibrides, she didn't even know we were having company and still did up her hair so nicely, and all by herself too. Thank God your father isn't here to see this, he's suffered enough embarrassment as it is-.

Couya stands in the doorway in silence through this whole speech. You thoroughly inspect a loose tile in the floor and try your best to pretend you aren't there. Livya doesn't take her hand off your shoulder the whole time.

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[I've been writing an overview of Hibrides' first several years of marriage for the hell of it. It's just a summary but it's written with like, the slightest bit of prose, so figured I'd dump a section here]

#Not sure why I started writing this in 2nd person but it's stuck like that now #Livya was the most depressed housewife that has ever lived and deeply unwell. Neither of her daughters went through the #normal experiences she had to of marriage and moving away from home and having children and etc so when Janeys abandons Hibrides #in her home for about 3 years she kinda gloms onto her and treats her like another daughter. She projects on Hibrides HARD #because she reminds her of what she was like as a 15 year old bride. Sees Hibrides as having gotten fucked over with a terrible #husband (which isn't Wrong but its straight up significantly better than how her other options probably would've turned out)#and wants to toughen her up for what she sees as an inevitably dismal life ahead.#This isn't great for the newlywed child who just got moved away from everything she ever knew and abandoned with her #complete stranger of a mother in law.#And also finds herself in the 'golden child used to shame the other children' position frequently which is what's going on here #I might post the whole summary but this is like. The most grimdark part of Hibrides' entire life like its pretty damn rough.#Kind of by nature because it's about being a 15 y/o child bride (not considered a child in this society but like you know).#Also kinda of gives the wrong idea for what she's like later as an actual adult with substantially more agency in her situation.#hibrides uryashta #couya haidamane #livya haidamane

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pinacoladamatata · 2 months ago

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i just think

#excuse me. sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy- sorry. mo-#veilguard spoilers #look.#did i beat mythal into the ground? mayhaps. absolutely.#do i also find her hot? yes.#let a woman be evil #god i hate her. i love her.#''she was the best of them'' the bar was in the fuckin ground solas????#i wasnt gonna go into my opinion on her but here we go #i hate this woman. i love this woman. she's manipulative. she's not sorry about anything at all. redeeming quality Where?#some kinda spirit turns into a woman and starts a thing w elgarnan and peer pressures a spirit of wisdom to take a body against its will #hatches lyrium dagger rendering titans tranquil plan to end the earthquakes bc she and her ppl where fucking??? stealing their blood????#but again convinces wisdom spirit to do it/work out the details she just does the actual ritual everyone goes yay mythal!#gets murdered by her husband/other???children/siblings? whatever the fuck they are to each other #yada yada fast forward like 7k years #she's a swamp witch now talking in riddles and laughing at inappropriate times fdksjfksdla #and traumatizing young daughters she continues to give to birth to #and turns into a dragon like. literally. every. game. this bitch cannot stop turning into a dragon. it's her favorite thing to do #godforbid a woman have hobbies anyway #so then she's slowly amassing power and hinting at a RECKONING REVENGE bc she was BETRAYED and she knows solas is gonna pull some shit #but then she just lets him kill her/take her glowy blue essence and there's no reckoning #no revenge #she appears to her latest daughter as a ghost and bestows 1 last curse upon her:#secondhand embarrassment for realizing she shemsplained to the dreadwolf himself #for some reason she materializes from the statue and goes ''sorry you felt that way solas'' and vanishes again #hilar. iconic. go girl give us nothing.#i love her i hate her that's how it is.

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stupidvillainousposts · 2 months ago

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Fidds, while he and Stan are sitting outside silently: I love ya, Stanley.

Stan: Love you too, Fidds.

Fidds: No, I mean I really love ya. I love ya so much, to the moon an' back.

Stan: Uhm... okay? The feeling is mutual?

Fidds, urgently: Stanley, please, I need ya t' understand that I love ya!

Stan, chuckling nervously: Hey, what's gotten into you, Honey Bunches? I know you love me. Ya say it every day.

Fidds: But do ya believe it?

Stan: What??? Of course I do! I did marry you; that's gotta mean something, right?

Fidds, twirling his wedding band around: Yeah. O' course it does. Sorry, Oats. I guess I got a little anxious.

Stan, suddenly catching on: Right... anything specific that... y'know...?

Fidds: The silence.

Stan: The silence?

Fidds: *Hums and Nods* I ain't used t' havin' silence like this. Even... back then... I had some sorta noise at all times. A Critter or a prankster skitterin' 'round and keepin' me outta my thinkin' place.

Stan: Hmm... d'you... would me wearing a bell help?

Fidds, surprised but amused: A bell?

Stan: Yeah! That way you'll always hear something, and that something will, mostly, be me! Your 100% favorite person on earth!

Fidds: *Giggles* Thank ya much fer the suggestion, hon, but I think it'd be better if we just, I dunno, talked?

Stan: About...

Fidds: Life, love, our future. *Looks at His Wedding Band* Our future.

Stan, after a moment of thinking: Alright, I can do that. And I can also take you to the best restaurants! Better than Greasy's!

Fidds: Oh, my! Better than Greasy's? Well, ya certainly know how t' pamper someone, don't ya?

Stan: No, I know how to pamper my husband. Now, c'mere!

Fidds: *Squeaks as He's Pulled Into a Kiss* Stanley! Manners!

Stan: You say that like you hate my kisses.

Fidds, clearly smitten: Y'know what I meant, goofball.

Stan: Yeah, I do... another kiss? Please?

Fidds: That's much better.

They spent the rest of the day kissing and cuddling and saying "I love you" every five seconds

#Gravity Falls #Fiddlestan #Don't Mind Fidds #He's Just Having a Crisis #But Stanley Pines is a Wonderful Husband Who Does Whatever He Can to Make Fidds Happy #Even if That's Just Being There to Listen to Fidds and Provide a Distraction From His Fears #They're Both Horrifically Traumatized #Stan is Just Slightly Better at Hiding it #He Hides His Episodes so Fidds Doesn’t Worry #Master of Healthy Communication Here Folks 🙄

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rumble-bee-art · 1 year ago

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this apology dance better be at least two hours long and accompanied by full-sized symphony orchestra

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