#from belphie: a stuffed cow

[666writingcafe]

The Walk

"Do you remember the first time you ever came here, MC?" Solomon asks. I forgot how far away the House was from RAD, so I'm glad to not have to walk there alone.

"Solomon, it hasn't been that long ago. Only a couple of years."

"What was it like for you?" There's a look in Solomon's eyes that I can't quite comprehend.

"It was...interesting, to say the least."

"How so?"

"I did have a good time overall, but not all of my memories of the exchange program are happy ones."

"I completely understand."

"Do you?" He nods his head.

"I've visited the Devildom many times before the exchange program was even a thought in anyone's head. My highest highs and lowest lows have happened here."

"Were you ever possessed by anyone?"

"Surprisingly, no. I behaved in ways that should have gotten some demon to do that to me, but no one ever did."

"I wouldn't recommend it." Solomon chuckles.

"I imagine it wasn't easy having Belphegor in your head, was it?"

"I nearly died. We both did, actually."

"How?" I stop walking in order to fully face Solomon.

"What?" he asks.

"You're telling me that no one told you what happened?"

"No...should I have been informed?"

"I mean, not necessarily. I just thought that the news would have made its way to you."

"Well, if you feel comfortable telling me, I'd be more than willing to listen." We resume walking towards the House.

"Satan and Lucifer knew about the possession. Belphie had revealed himself to them by using me as a mouthpiece and making my eyes change color. Satan apparently got so concerned about the whole thing that he enlisted the help of the remaining brothers to distract Lucifer long enough for me to release Belphie from the attic." I pause. "Do you remember Satan and Lucifer swapping bodies?"

"I do. I still find it amusing." Of course you do.

"Even though it affected me as well?"

"Well, no. That was rather serious. You ended up with three Avatars inside your head."

"And I'm sure you know the long-term effects of that."

"Yes. Once a demon possesses a human, that door remains open for the rest of the human's life."

"Right. So, Lucifer and I end up alone in the library. Belphie walks in with glowing eyes, Lucifer yells at him, and suddenly I wasn't in the room anymore."

"What do you mean?"

"This might sound crazy, but I think I ended up inside Lucifer's head."

"That's not crazy at all. Even though it hasn't happened very often, there are documented cases where a human is able to enter a demon's mind, and in all instances, the demon has possessed the human first." I sigh in relief.

"Good. At least I haven't lost all of my mind." Solomon chuckles. "Anyway, I saw a vision of Diavolo punishing the brothers in horrific ways, and that's really the last thing I remember coherently." I stop walking briefly to show Solomon the scar on my arm.

"Is that where that came from?" he asks. I nod my head.

"According to the twins, I did that to myself first. Then, I threatened Belphie and went after him."

"Except it wasn't you per say, but rather Lucifer acting through you."

"Exactly. Once everyone realized that, they did everything in their power to hold me back, but I did manage to cut Belphie as well." I pause. "And that's the story of how Belphie and I nearly died." Right when I finish talking, we arrive at the gates of the House of Lamentation.

"Here we are," Solomon states. "If you don't need anything else, I was going to head over to Purgatory Hall and have a look around." Suddenly, an idea pops in my head. I must look suspicious to the sorcerer, for he inquires about the look on my face.

"I was just thinking about how funny it would be if I played a prank on the brothers." Solomon's eyes narrow.

"What kind of prank?"

"A perfectly harmless one."

"Define 'harmless'."

"I'd like to take an item from each of their rooms and then hide long enough for them to start bickering amongst themselves." Solomon considers my idea for a moment.

"I've been involved in worse pranks. I'll help you."

[tsukii0002]

My demons' periods cycles. By Mc

Note: these are purely my headcanons at the moment, they are based on animal ethology and behaviours that I think would suit each character depending on their personality and Lore. I would love to read your headcanon in case you have them.

Warning: Long text. Possible grammatical errors. It's written as if Mc was writing for themself.

Hey, it me Mc, the best human. Here is a compilation of the behaviours of my demons during their periods, cycles, for practical day to day use. It wasn't easy but I sat them down and got to talk to them, with a little effort I now know what they need. So now I am ready to assist them during these complicated times and be prepared in case I find a dead goat on the porch as a tribute.

Lucifer, Mammon & Levi || Satan, Asmo, & Beel || Belphie, Barbatos & Diavolo || Simeon & Raphael

Belphie

It could be said that he is the one that best keeps his schedule.

During his period he still sleeps a lot, the only difference is that he has short periods of high activity.

He can stand the light well. In fact, he will often ask you for a spell that simulates sunlight to sleep under.

During his cycle, most of Belphie's body is covered with soft fur, although some parts of his body such as the end of his tail or chest is a denser fur (perfect for sleeping) where spotted patterns can be seen.

His horns and ‘claws” harden and his pupils become horizontal (Little cow boy).

He sheds a lot of hair and his claws grow, but he is too lazy to groom himself. So wherever he is there will be fur everywhere.

To get him to groom himself, you will have to tell him that you will help. Sometimes, he strokes you simulating the action of brushing the fur (so I think that if he wasn't the avatar of sloth he would groom his companion).

Belphie does not build a nest as such, but rather a kind of fort with all kinds of blankets, pillows or stuffed animals, he steals them from his siblings to feel safe, although he won't admit it.

He usually does it in the attic to be quiet, although your room is also one of his favourite options.

Belphie becomes possessive and somewhat capricious, he won't be shy about asking you to spoil and pamper him. Lucifer says he is always like this but it has gotten worse since you offered to help.

Before his period, Belphie will go a couple of days without sleep, which makes him very irritable. Is this the equivalent of hormones?

During his period Belphie's appetite neither increases nor decreases, but he needs to change his diet to high-energy items because of his periods of activity.

He will want you to feed him but he will not feed you.

Belphie can talk, although slower than normal. He will communicate most things to you with puppy calf eyes. He knows how to use his weapons, sly cow.

He produces pheromones and marks everything with them, without you noticing.

This pheromones are not very strong but have a unique scent. He is a bully and sometimes goes around the house spreading them to annoy his siblings.

Belphie likes you to always be rubbing him, in any moment, always looking after him. He gets very touchy.

One thing he will do a lot is lick and bite you gently. Sometimes he expects you to lick him back, my tongue is not ready for that Belphie.

Belphie's courtship consists of little taps to get your attention and release a special kind of pheromones, if you stay close to him he will consider the courtship a success and proceed to groom you insistently (so he can do it >:v)

You can be a bit naughty and get up, just to give it back to him, but come back quickly or he will cry.

The sense that develops the most during hir cycle is his smell, mostly to detect the presence of other people nearby.

His temperature rises a lot, but he won't give up blankets and other warm things. Prepare ice packs for you, not for him.

Belphie's purr is not very loud, it's more of a chest vibration, he's super cute when he purrs, but don't feed his ego.

He doesn't mind everyone knowing he's on his period and will make it everyone's problem.

Belphie: Mc… Mccccccc!

Mc: *worried* What's wrong?!

Belphie: *stretching his arms out* I'm on my periodooo, cuddle me.

Mc: *stifling laughter* Why should I?

Belphie: Eeeeh? *pouting* I'm on my period and you're not going to spoil me? How cruel.

Mc: *cuddling up next to him* You're such a spoiled brat.

Belphie: *cuddling up against them* Yeah, yeah, whatever you say *smiling*.

Belphie: *sleeping with hs shirt pulled up*

Mc: *observing the spots on his fur* Humm *drawing the shapes of the spots with their finger*

Belphie: *shrinking back*

Mc: Soft…

Belphie: *balling himself up into a ball* It tickles..

Mc: *smiling* A cute little cow with a cute little coat~

Belphie: *blushing still in his sleep* Stop…

Belphie: *courting Mc*

Mc: *getting up to go get something, without noticing it*

Belphie: …*his eyes fill up with tears*

Mc: Belphie??!!!

Belphie: Do you still love me?

Mc: Of course I love you,

Belphie: Then don't ever do that again… *biting their arm*

Mc: Ouch

Diavolo

Get ready to go underground. Diavolo nests in a cavern. There is a large underground cavern under the palace for this precise purpose.

Diavolo can go through his entire cycle without sleeping, but likes to do it, curled up in his nest just for the fun of it.

He can tolerate light, but only if strictly necessary.

You can find out a lot about Diavolos' period because the cycles of the royal are well documented.

Diavolo's scales harden and although black, they glow golden in the light and the golden scales double in size.

His pupils tear he's such a big lizar. And ornamental patterns are spread all over the skin.

Diavolo's grooming is complex and laborious, at first he didn't want to, but now he is the one asking for your help.

The scales on the wings, body and tail moult almost every day and it is advisable to keep his skin moisturised. If it gets too dry its can crack.

He needs to sharpen its claws and teeth, usually against rock walls.

Diavolo nests in its cavern, always high up, never close to the ground (you won't be able to get out of it without help).

This nest is surrounded by all kinds of treasures did you think the riches of the kings of Devildom were in the palace? No, most of it is in the cavern, accumulated generation after generation.

Very territorial, during his period almost all the employees of the palace must leave him. Also his sense of protection is increased, he will not leave you alone, he will not.

Diavolo's pre-heat consists of very constant feverish moments. But it is easy to detect that the cycle is approaching because of Barbatos.

During his period his appetite and voracity increase, he needs to hunt often, animals and beasts, but also souls trying to escape from the Devildom among other things (he takes the opportunity to go hunting when you sleep).

He will try to feed you, mouth to mouth, but seeing that it don't work, he will switch to giving you small pieces.

Diavolo in his demonic form can generate fire, not only with his magic. Because of your reluctance to eat raw food he started to ‘cook’ it with this fire.

Can speak on very specific occasions, the rest of the time he is non-verbal. His growls are literally demonic, sometimes it scares you and it is very sad to see his expression of guilt :(

As royalty, Diavolo has one of the strongest pheromones in Devildom, many demons are sickened by them (Ha, human insensitivity mode on), he consciously marks everything, especially his mate.

The only way to calm the dragon is direct physical contact, stroking its complex ornaments and wing membranes with your fingers It's like a game to be honest

Press on the muscles of its wings and neck and you will have it completely entranced. He has spent a lot of time alone during his periods and is in need of contact. Initiate physical contact and it will be pure happiness.

And most importantly, show reassurance, it makes him feel insecure to think that you are there against your will.

Diavolo's courtship is a ritual. First it will show off its grandeur by lighting up its scales and perform a nuptial flight where it will display its wings and ornaments.

After this he will look for the rarest prey to give them to you (the day he brought you a baby unicornia you almost fainted, thanks to Barbatos, you were able to get the baby out of there). Finally, he will try to dress you up with all kinds of treasures and jewels to ‘be a couple’.

All his senses are heightened, especially sight and smell.

There is a rumour that he sees everything that happens in Devildom. Which is a lie because you've seen him run into a wall when he's looking beyond it.

Diavolo's temperature increases a lot, despite the coldness of the cave (You slept on his chest because he's super warm? Yes, That from then on he always wanted you to sleep on top of him? Also).

Diavolo's purr is deep and loud. It will resonate throughout the cave, and will usually purr when you are paying attention to him.

Diavolo: *clearly worried*

Mc: *caressing his scales* What's wrong?

Diavolo: Mmmm *looking around*

Mc: *sighing* I'll tell you again, I'm here because I want to, because I want to take care of you, is that so hard to believe?

Diavolo: wrapping them in his wings Thank you…

Mc: *returning the hug* Anytime.

Diavolo: *placing a pearl necklace on their head*

Mc: *sitting on his lap* Dia...

Diavolo: *placing several precious stones on their chest *

Mc: Diavolo, dear.

Diavolo: *holding up a golden tiara to put on them*

Mc: *filled from head to toe with treasures* Diavolo, this is too heavy, it doesn't- stop, please.

Mc: *caressing a fairy that Diavolo has brought them as food*

Diavolo: *staring at the fairy*

Mc: Don't even think about it, if you burn the fairy, I'm out of here.

Diavolo: * indignant dragon sounds *

Mc: It's true... I can't leave here without you, but if you touch the fairy I'll get angry.

The fairy: *about to have a heart attack*

Barbatos

He doesn't sleep during his cycle, no matter how much you bowel, no matter how much you insist, he won't sleep. It is normal to wake up and find him watching you with his eyes wide open.

Light hurts him, during his period his skin becomes sensitive and burns very easily.

Barbatos' skin becomes very pale with a mucous covering. His tail elongates and ridges appear on his back, forearms and legs.

His horns also develop a membrane between their branches.

Its pupils lighten to the point of seeming to disappear, but then return to colour when it is alert. Sometimes you get the sensation that he stops blinking.

To groom himself, barbatos needs a lot of water. During his cycle he will create all kinds of water springs, (he is one of the few demons who can consciously use his powers).

 He's not a big fan of you helping him or watching him, he doesn't consider his appearance the most pleasant for a human.

He usually nests in his room, but sometimes opens portals to hidden parts of Devildom or even the human world, the latter more so since you started helping him. He creates a burrow, underground or among roots.

Although he occasionally goes out, he prefers to stay in his den.

Barbatos is dangerous, and possessive, he prefers loneliness with the sole exception of his mate, he is not territorial, I think because no one in their right mind would go near Barbatos during his period.

During his period Barbatos gets headaches, because he sometimes loses control of his powers and timelines overlap in his mind. The only thing you can do in these cases is stay by his side and comfort him :(.

Barbatos doesn't seem to need food. But for pleasure he sometimes devours curious prey (souls, blood of mystical creatures, cursed plants...).

He can talk without any problems, but he doesn't talk much. He prefers to attract attention with caresses or small bites. It is easy to interpret his silences.

During his period, Barbatos generates a lot of pheromones but does not mark. He has no sense of territory and prefers to stay close to his mate all day to avoid others approaching.

At the beginning of the period he will be reluctant to physical contact, he'll keep his distance, partly because of his appearance and partly because of fear of his behaviour. But little by little he will ask for more contact.

Don't touch him if he doesn't ask for it and make sure your hands are always wet or cold because even if he seeks your warmth, the normal temperature of a human could overwhelm him. Good thing we know magic, thanks Solomon.

Barbatos' courtship consists of a kind of lullaby, a humming, in which his skin glows slightly in a beautiful colour, quite frankly it is very mystical and magical. If it sees that you don't get disturbed it will hug you and swim with you for a long time (use magic, use it, or it will give you hypothermia).

Barbatos' senses are completely heightened, nothing escapes his awareness, but this is detrimental because very loud sounds, light or even physical contact can harm him. There are far more stimuli than millennia ago so this is yet another reason to isolate himself.

His temperature drops drastically, but he doesn't seem to have any problems with it.

Barbatos' purring is almost inaudible, you have to be very close to hear it. But it is quite easy for him to purr even though you won't notice it.

Barbatos is feeling quite vulnerable because he hasn't had his period for centuries so he is unfamiliar with his own reactions, and feels lost, although he will never admit it.

Give him confidence, by now, you are a master in demon periods.

Mc: Barbatos, my dear *peeling an apple*

Barbatos: *cuddling on Mc's lap* Hum?

Mc: Is there a reason why you chose one of the most remote places in the human world to spend your period?

Barbatos: … no

Mc: It's not so the brothers can't find me, is it?

Barbatos: … no…

Mc: *stifling laughter* Okay.

Mc: *gently stroking his back* How are you feeling?

Barbatos: *laying down next to them* It… hurts...

Mc: I'm sorry I can't help you *gently pouring water on his forehead.

Barbatos: You're here… that's more than well enough.

Mc: Give me some time and I'll find a way to calm those migraines.

Barbatos: *smiling* I'm sure you will….

Barbatos: I have to say I had forgotten what it was like to live ‘a period’.

Mc: I wonder why you've had them again after so long.

Barbatos: *smiling* It's because of you

Mc: Me?

Barbatos: *shrugging theur cheeks and rubbing their forehead against his * Yes, until you came there was no one who could be my potential mate, and my body knew it. Just like it knows you're here now.

Mc: *blushing* Those words count as courting? because they're working.

If you have made it this far, thank you very much 🩷

[asmotheavatarofhorny]

You were in the living room when it happened.

Satan was leaning back against the arm of the sofa you were on, and you propped up your head on his knee which was conveniently right in your face as he buried his feet under you, providing a nice amount of warmth. You flicked your eyes across the page of a new novel you had been recommended as you read it aloud. It was nice. Just the two of you.

Until there were three. Asmo had practically floated in, his socked feet bouncing across the wooden floor as he ogled at his pocket mirror. He waved to Satan and kissed your cheek, opting to sit on your left with an arm hooked around your waist and his head rested on your shoulder. Okay, just the three of you. It was warmer this way, anyway.

Crunch

…

Crunch

……

Crunch—

Oh come on now.

You turned your head as much as Asmo would allow, to see the huge teddy bear that is Beel munching on some chips behind you. He gave one of his signature smiles and ruffled your hair before reaching his hands under your arms and lifting you up out of your comfortable position effortlessly, holding you up by your armpits. You would be disturbed if this wasn’t his chosen form of affection towards you. Unfortunately, this was normal. After Asmo’s protest and Satan’s grumbles at having cold feet, Beel climbed over the back of the couch and repositioned you to be sitting on his lap, his chin resting on your head as he glanced at the words in your book. Soon enough, the others regained their positions, although Satan had to either put his feet under Beel or uncomfortably rest them on his thighs, so he just opted to sit normally, a hand laid on your thigh, lightly squeezing every now and then when there was a suspenseful moment in the story. Great. Four of you. Well, at least Beel has comfy thighs.

You returned to reading, content with the amount of cuddles you were getting, although you did feel a bit less like a human and more like a stuffed animal this way. Suddenly, you heard the slapping of bare feet on the hard wood floor and a yawn. Oh shit. You glanced to your left, over Asmo’s head. A smaller demon with eye bags and purple-white hair stood with his arms crossed around his signature cow pillow. Belphie. He glided over to you, slouching the whole way. Surely his back must hurt, right? Either way, he was now climbing onto the couch and— of course. Right onto your lap. He nuzzled his head into your and Beel’s shoulders, letting his pillow fall to the ground in favor of getting closer to you. Now it was five.

A few moments, the loudness of a video game sounded. Levi. You heard a soft gasp and a small flash of light, undoubtedly him turning into his demon form at the sudden envy that his brothers’ got to cuddle puddle you and he didn’t. You heard some grumbling before he plopped down on Belphie’s discarded pillow, his face fell onto your thigh, and his tail wrapped around your leg. He commented on the happenings in your book as you read it, though he pretended not to care. ‘Normie activities’ he called it. Six. Lovely.

A soft humming filled the room before coming to an abrupt halt. Mammon. Surely he wouldn’t be content to sit across from you, right? He tried to push Satan over to no avail, as he just hissed at him and told him to ‘fuck off.’ Mammon scoffed and decided to climb up on the back of the couch and dangle his feet around Beel’s neck leaving his unsocked dogs right in your face. Thanks, Mammon. And with him, there were seven. You were just missing one brother, but you figured he was off doing some important work of some kind.

“Does anyone know where MC is? I have something to ask them—“ the signature deep voice rang through the room, before he paused and crossed his arms, pondering what in the hell is going on here. You took the opportunity to continue reading to your demons, hoping to attract Lucifer and keep your cuddle buddies from scattering. It worked, and he sat next to Satan, who ‘tsk’d’ in response. ‘It was only a trivial matter and it could wait’ he had said. Now the gauntlet was complete, and you were surrounded by seven demons who you’d attracted somehow. Good job, MC.

About twenty minutes later…

Knock

Knock

Knock

You inwardly sighed as you prepared for the worst. Your cuddle puddle stayed in its position though, so you assumed you had all come to the conclusion to sit and wait for it to go away.

…knock

Knock

Knock

Again, you continued reading and did nothing.

Click.

Goddamn it Mammon did you not lock the front door?!

“Hey, the door was open so I just decided to come in. I brought sandwiches—“ said the voice of a certain sorcerer. Solomon had welcomed himself in, and couldn’t help chuckle a little at the sight. You ignored him of course, as did the rest of your cuddle pile. Solomon weaseled himself next to Asmo, resting on the arm of the couch as Asmo put an arm around him, his head still nestled on your shoulder. Although no one took up Solomon’s offer of sandwiches. Seven demons, and two humans now.

Another twenty minutes or so passed, until you heard more footsteps enter the room. “Solomon, are you here? You left the front door open—“ a small gasp came from the direction of the voice, and a small yapping sound came from just below it. Something about being too close to MC? You weren’t sure. You don’t speak chihuahua, after all. Simeon sat down on the floor, leaning against the leg Levi had now let go of, his demon form having faded away a long time ago, with Luke in his lap. Luke crossed his arm in faux annoyance, but really he was happy to be included.

Soon enough, Diavolo caught wind of your harem’s whereabouts due to his butler’s eyes being everywhere. He merrily skipped into the room, Barbatos in tow and took a seat on an ottoman he had pulled up close to Lucifer. He attempted to lean his head on Lucifer’s shoulder, but he hadn’t allowed it. ‘Not in-front of MC’ he whispered, but you absolutely heard. Barbatos stood off to the side, opting to stand. Weird, but whatever floats your boat you guessed.

A while later, a load thumping of stomping feet disgraced your eardrums, Mephistopheles come to complain about something, no doubt. Damn he was annoying. Oh well. He crossed his arms and went on about something, attempting to drown your reading out. Mammon and Asmo simply glared at him, and it shut him up. Thank Diavolo. He decided to sit down on the floor in-front of Solomon, ‘to make sure you aren’t doing anything disgraceful in-front of the Demon Lord’ he said. Great. Ten demons, two humans, and two angels. What is it now, fourteen?

You continued to read until a pounding of running feet ran in behind you. Thirteen. She jumped up onto the back of the couch you sat on, occasionally kicking Solomon in the back. You didn’t know how exactly she found out about this, but she was here now. Hurray. Add a reaper to your harem of fifteen.

And last but not least, Raphael waltzed in, and opted to stand next to Mephisto. Even Barbatos had sat down by now, so surely he would crack and sit eventually. Right…?

A few hours later, with minimal interruptions, you had successfully finished reading your book. And on top of that, lulled a total of ten demons, three angels, a human, and a reaper to sleep with your subpar reading skills. You felt a sense of accomplishment, at least. Although Raph was still standing, which was mildly worrisome. You let your eyes slip shut, and eventually fell asleep.

You were destined to wake up sweaty and with a sore back, but it was worth it for the interspecies cuddle puddle.

[theopard]

"MC gives the brothers a stuffed animal"

You sewed brothers a stuffed animals for them, because you know that, they're lonely when you're not with them. So their little friends will accompany them.

Their reaction and what kind of animal they get!

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Lucifer

You made him a little Cerberus plushie!

He was a little confused when you just enter the room and say that you have a dog for him.

"A dog? I already have one. And even has three heads. But okay, show me what you have got."

When you gave him a plushie of Cerberus, he was just more surprised but accepted the gift.

When he's alone, Lil Cerbie sits on his knees while working and gets pats on his heads.

Mammon

You know that Mammon likes your surprises for him, so he was excited when you say that, you made him a present.

"Alright! Show me what you made for your first!"

When you gave him a plushie crow, he was...

"G'ah? A crow?! I thought it was money or something..."

Of course he accepted the gift, it was from his human

He doesn't admit to you that since he has it, he can confess his problems to Mr. Crow and is not ridiculed.

(He's secretly practicing how to pick you up on Mr. Crow)

Leviathan

Last time you also made him a mascot, but Levi cried because of it (It was plushie snake and it remindes him of Henry 1.0)

So this time, you try again and sewed him a mascot of golden fish!

"You made Henry 2.0?!"

You thought he was going to cry again, and you were right (but this time they were tears of happiness)

"MC, I love you, I love for this!"

For a few days he didn't know what he said to you and cried into his stuffed fish

Satan

I don't need to tell you what kind of stuffed animal he got? (Of course cat)

He was amazed (too much)

"Kitty..."

He called it by your name because he thinks it reminds you

He loves to pretend it's real cat and even gives it milk

Asmodeus

You thought for a long time what to do for Asmo and a bunny would be good for him

"Awww, thank you MC! It's soo cute!"

Asmodeus did a big photoshoot with his bunny and also made a bunny suit to match with it

He also does a spa in his bathroom with it

You once caught him wearing masks and cucumbers on his face with his Asmo Junior (yes, he called it Asmo Junior (because it's pink))

Beelzebub

You made a stuffed burger for Beel

He tried to eat it a few times, but stopped because it's a gift from you, after all

"Thank you MC, I love it. I will defend him."

Unfortunately, Beel couldn't help but munch on the burger

But you patched it up and Beel didn't have to worry about the holes he made by his mouth

Belphegor

You made him a plushie cow but purple

Also it's very big so he can lie on it or sleep on Blueberry (it's cute name)

"Thank you for making this for me. It's so soft..."

He told you to lie down with him on Blueberry and just chill

Belphie likes not having to ask Beel to sleep with him (because Blueberry is almost as big as Beel)

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If you want more characters, I can write them!

[dcvilgrams]

I Wasn't Expecting Pillows

a random OM! comfort piece pairing: platonic siblings Asmodeus & my MC (Xhura) [he/him] word count: 975 rating: general

notes: this is just a general 'my fic is my comfort' little snippet. today's been rough and it would be nice to feel like asmo would always be there for me~ some general notes: this is platonic asmo & my mc xhura, xhura is an mc who became a demon, he is married to lucifer, & asmodeus is dating a handsome athlete named zelphrem (oc demon) none of this is really necessary to know but i can't not over-complicate the explanations

hope the short-&-sweet sillies make you smile like they did for me 💗

“I did a lot of crazy stuff back when I was human.”

“Oh Petal, I know~ You’ve regaled me more than a few times with stories of your… less-than-savory adventures.”

Xhura chuckles, tucking his hands under the impossibly fluffy pillow. How in the world has Asmo managed to hide this thing from Belphie for this long? Surely at some point or another the former youngest of the Lords of Hell has managed to ‘Goldie Locks’ his way through every pillow in the House. Xhura knows at the very least he’s rifled through some of Lucifer’s old throw pillows when his usual one is in the washer.

Hmm… Maybe it’s the perfume. That’s probably a decent Sloth-deterrent.

Or would it be a Cow-deterrent…?

“Petal? Hell to Petal~ Can you read me Petal?”

Xhura blinks several times, only to see Asmodeus staring down at him from right above. He’s smiling that usual ‘I’m here for you darling’ smile, but there’s a hint of something concerned behind his honeyed eyes. It doesn’t go away even when Xhura offers up a smile of his own.

“Sorry, spaced out there for a second.”

“Uh-huh…” Asmodeus doesn’t sound all too convinced. And given Xhura’s history with ‘spacing out’ being a whole lot more than just your everyday daydreaming, he has every right to feel even a smidgen of concern. “Promise that’s all it was?”

Xhura nods and reaches down for his brother’s hand, making a show of linking their pinky fingers together. “Pinky promise.” Their eternal promise — their brotherly bond. Something so simple but maybe it’s the simplicity of it that makes it mean so much. Anyone can make a pinky promise. But it’s those who keep them that truly bring meaning to sentiment.

Asmo huffs and falls back down on Xhura’s left side. He knows he’s basically lost all ability to voice his worries now. But he also knows Xhura wouldn’t swear on a pinky promise if he wasn’t absolutely certain.

“Then what were you thinking about?”

Xhura chuckles. “Belphie stealing your pillows.”

“Petal! Now why would you put such a horrible thing out into the universe like that?” Asmo reaches and grabs the first thing he touches; another throw pillow, albeit smaller, in the shape of a heart. Xhura vaguely remembers Asmo gushing about how Zelphrem won it for him at Devil’s Coast or something like that.

And… THWACK!

Xhura gets a carnival keepsake pillow to the face.

“You’re just asking for bad juju now!”

“Hey!” protests Xhura with a laugh, trying in vain to cover his face but when Asmo can’t hit him there he just goes for all the other soft squishy bits. “You can’t get mad at me! You asked!”

“Well I wouldn’t have if I’d known you were trying to turn me into an unknowing victim of Belphie’s sticky pillow-grubbing fingers!”

“How does that make any sense?!”

It doesn’t, and that’s why they’re both laughing so hard that breathing becomes more of a wheezing exercise. Not like either of them are out of shape — not by a long shot. They both get plenty of strenuous physical exercise thank you very much. But maybe because it’s been so long since they’ve laughed like this. Without a care in the world, all the things normally hanging over them and the family like a grey storm cloud abandoned for one moment of pure mirth and joy.

Thankfully for Xhura his brother stops before the pillow—which is a sentimental gift, as opposed to a gift of real quality—falls to clumps of stuffing and scraps of fabric under the slightest duress. Even if Asmodeus would have no one to blame but himself for it. Xhura would of course feel responsible for being the tangential reason a gift from Zel ended up needing replaced.

The pillow falls on the other side of the bed without a sound. For several long moments the only noise in Asmodeus’ bedroom is the combined effort of their labored breathing.

Xhura and Asmo wordlessly lace their fingers together in the scant space between them.

It’s not really a shocker that Asmo is the one to break their breathy concert. What is a shocker is what he decides to say to do it.

“I wasn’t expecting pillows. Since you started talking about your crazy wild human years… I wondered if maybe you were remembering something you wished you hadn’t.”

Slightly out of sync Xhura and Asmodeus turn to face each other with their elbows bent and their heads propped on their free palms. The perfect position for a deep and emotional staring contest. Asmodeus casually fiddles with Xhura’s wedding ring. Xhura taps his nail against Asmo’s new acrylic set.

Finally, Xhura sighs and looks down. The first to break eye contact. No doubt that worries Asmo more… Xhura loves winning staring contests.

“If that’s what you’re worried about, you don’t need to be,” says the youngest Lord of Hell quietly — so quiet even Asmodeus’ demonic ears require a little focus to catch it all. “I’m okay.”

“I’m sure you are, Petal,” because the fifth brother is all-too-familiar with recognizing his baby brother’s tells these days; like where ‘I’m okay’ doesn’t actually pertain to anything specific nor does it have to be about the topic he’s trying to bring up; “but you seemed like you came in here and wanted to talk about… something. So even if you’re okay, I need you to know I’m here for you however you need me to be.”

The barest hint of a smile quirks up at the corner of Xhura’s mouth. A good sign.

“Like you always are.”

“Exactly, like I always am~” Asmodeus grins, unlacing their fingers only as long as it takes to BOOP the tip of Xhura’s nose. Then it’s right back to platonic comfort-touch hand-holding.

[madamscreams]

merry christmas @k0dzu1 ! i was your secret santa for @omsecretsanta2022 !

mammon's eyes were trained on the big plushie you were eyeing. the thing was a few hundred grim, and almost bigger than you were. every time he'd brought you shopping, you kept staring at that darn stuffie like you were in love with it, and mammon was having none of it. he wanted you to look at him like that!

"oi mc!" he called. "you tryin' to get lost? lucifer'll kill me if you run off somewhere you ain't supposed to."

once again, you were eyeing that damn toy. you smiled shyly as he stomped towards you. "sorry mams! i was checking out this stuffie. it's huge!"

mammon only grunted, gently pulling you away from the display case and not-so-subtly glaring at the thing. you raised an eyebrow. was he jealous of a stuffed animal? you smiled, that was such a mammon thing to do.

you cooed softly, allowing yourself to be dragged along to whatever store mammon wanted to go to next. hopefully it was to another cute store like this one.

back at the house of lamentation, you began writing your shopping list for the brothers. the new human realm perfume that asmo wanted, or the silky cow onesie belphie had been preening about. or some manga for levi, a gift card to beel's favorite restaurant, a romance novel for satan. and (almost) lastly, a new robe and set of fountain pens for lucifer. now...what to get mammon? money? no, not personal enough. defrost his credit card? no, lucifer would kill you.

maybe...yes! that would work perfectly!

so, with a new plan formulated, you went off to the nearest devildom mall to begin your christmas shopping.

meanwhile, mammon was at the toy store trying to wrangle that huge plushie onto the table to pay for it. he cursed it out while the clerk stared at him blankly.

after his...altercation with the stuffed animal, he then had to throw it into a huge bag and lug it home in his car. and then hide it from you. and his brothers.

you were coming home just as you heard a door slam upstairs. you quirked an eyebrow and ascended the stairs, aiming to place the bags in your room before confronting whoever was assaulting their door hinges. but when you saw lucifer, levi, and asmo standing outside mammon's door, you got more than a little worried.

"hey, what's going on?" you called, dropping your shopping bags on the ground. lucifer looked more pissed than usual, and levi and asmo didn't look too happy either. so what was up? "is mammon in trouble again?"

lucifer didn't respond, so you took to hammering your fist on mammon's door.

"mams! it's mc! are you okay? can i come in?" when the only answer was the sound of something falling on the floor and cracking, your worry grew even more.

"mammon!"

"hey, m-mc, stop bangin' on my door! i'm okay, just, uh, wanna be left alone right now!"

he wasn't convincing at all, especially when you could feel lucifer glaring holes into the back of your skull. but you knew mammon well enough that if he wanted to be by himself, you'd let him be. at least for a little bit.

the rest of your day was spent packing up the various gifts you'd gotten and wrapping them in festive paper with cute handmade bows. you wrote a sweet card, personalized for each brother, and slapped a few grimm inside for good measure. boom, presents were done.

except for mammon's. but that was more of an in-the-moment type thing.

you slipped into bed on christmas eve. the very next day, when you woke up you clambered down the stairs to silence. looks like lucifer let the brothers sleep in, you thought. with the presents in hand, you slipped them under the tree and crept quietly back up the stairs.

meanwhile mammon was rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. he heard the creaking of the stairs and the slight noise of your door shutting. he yawned, putting on his clothes (which happened to be a ugly christmas sweater you bought him). the real challenge was going to be lugging that huge stuffie down the stairs without waking you up– or any of his brothers.

mammon managed to place it under the tree with little fanfare (but he sure almost jumped out of his socks when he heard belphie getting up to use the bathroom) and put the stuffed animal as far under the tree as it could go.

then he carefully crept back up the stairs, before he reached your door.

"mc!" he whisper yelled. "mc, wake up!"

you blinked your eyes open at the sound of mammon's voice, rubbing the sleep from them. was it morning already? “come in, mams,” you croaked.

“mc!” he cheered, hopping onto your bed and grabbing your shoulders. “that santa guy must’a came, cause there’s tons a presents down there!”

you couldn’t tell if he was being serious or not, but you chuckled at how cute his excitement was anyway.

“uh-huh. that’s what santa does,” you yawned. “now, can i get some more sleep? normally you don’t even wake up until noon.”

suddenly mammon seemed to realize that he was tangled up in your blankets with you and unceremoniously fell onto the floor with a loud thump. “oh my god, mammon!”

with the loud thump (but more so your voice), all the brothers came rushing to your door to see what was wrong.

“mc, what was that— wait, mammon?!” asmo screeched, his face mask slipping out of his hand and onto the floor.

“ugh, m’ fine,” mammon groaned, rubbing his backside.

after explaining to asmo that mammon had definitely only come into your room a few minutes ago, you certainly weren’t getting any more sleep. so it was time for presents!

you descended the stairs with a gleam in your eye as you gasped at the sight of your stuffed animal. mammon had bought it? you squealed, throwing yourself on top of the white haired demon.

“thank you, mammon! thank you!” you kissed his cheek, holding him close. you nuzzled into his chest.

“h-hey, mc, uh,” he chuckled and cleared his throat, pointing upwards. “looks like you m-missed…”

you looked up to see a green ball of mistletoe hanging above you. blushing, you laughed. you’d be giving mammon his present already.

and you pressed your lips to his.

[obeythedemons]

What He Gets MC For Valentine's Day [Obey Me! Headcanons]

Obey Me! Masterlist

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Lucifer

Pretty traditional in terms of getting MC gifts for Valentine’s Day: a dozen Hell Roses, a bottle of the finest demonus, and a card

Inside the card is a hand written letter detailing how much he loves them

He’ll also gift them a record of their favorite music that’s charmed (not cursed) to allow the listener to relax. He’ll let MC use his record player whenever they need to, so long as they mind the cursed records he keeps

Mammon

He freaked out on what to buy MC and pretty much bought the entire Valentine’s aisle at the store, but feels it’s not good enough and is too cheap/materialistic

He’ll go and make jewelry for MC – this time he’ll make matching bracelets.

He saved one of the teddy bears and puts the bracelet on the teddy bear before giving it to MC

Leviathan

Freaks out because he realizes Valentine’s Day isn’t just the day there’s a surge in fanfic being written, it’s actually a day to spend with loved ones. Oops. He realizes this the day before.

He’ll actually force himself to not order online because it won’t make it in time as he tries to find something suitable for MC

He’ll get some merch from their favorite game/anime/show/book etc. By some, he buys either a purse or backpack from that fandom and fills it full of merchandise – if it’s an otome game where it’s hard to get merchandise featuring all of the demons/demons/sorcerer/reaper in it he somehow manages to get his hands on it

Satan

He has been planning for months now

He’ll get a first edition of MC’s favorite book and somehow manages to get it signed (even if the author’s been dead for a while??)

Inside, he’ll create a bookmark with a poem describing how much he loves MC

Asmodeus

If MC’s comfortable with it, lingerie and toys. If not, he won’t get that for them.

He will however, get MC lots of spa things to help ensure they feel great in their own skin

He’ll also give them a framed photo of both of them. The frame has small compliments engraved in the wood: Love, Beautiful, Joyful, etc.

Beelzebub

He tried buying MC their favorite candies/foods. Twice. But each time, he ended up eating it on the way back home.

Instead, he had Belphie go out and buy the foods and hide them until it was time to give it to MC.

He also bought a tray to serve MC the food on. The inside bottom of the tray has: MC + Beelzebub engraved on it

Belphegor

Instead of a giant teddy bear, he bought MC a giant cow stuffed animal that’s roughly the same size as him. That way, they can’t sleep near each other, MC will have the giant cow.

He enchanted the cow to smell like him, too.

He also got MC a blanket that will match the cow

Diavolo

He bought the long-distance friend lamp, that if one of them taps it, the other one will light up, no matter how far apart they are – he even had it tested between the Devildom and the human realm.

He also bought MC tons of Hell roses that will have nearly ever surface of the House of Lamentation filled

He also had a long-chained necklace charmed to where if MC holds it against their heart, they can hear him telling them that he loves them.

Barbatos

He put together heart shaped tea bags to taste of their favorite drink – tea or not

His second gift his either a pocket watch or wrist watch, depending on MC’s tastes. The face of the watch matches the same color of his eyes with hints of aqua

Finally, because he knows he doesn’t spend enough time with MC with his duties, is a coupon book: Date with Barbatos, kiss from Barbatos, etc. If he’s busy when MC wants to cash something in, they just need to press the button on the watch to pause time around them.

Simeon

He’ll gift MC something similar to Lucifer’s ring of light. Though this one is blessed by him to help them always feel warm and safe.

He also had a custom reel viewer created to have images of what MC loves most and some images of both of them.

Finally, he gives MC a letter detailing of what he hopes the future shares for both of them, how he hopes to have a long and happy future ahead – not realizing that he is actually describing their future together

Luke

Baked goods that he made for everyone!

He also got everyone some of those Valentine’s that come in a box

Solomon

He gifts MC a charm bracelet…Charmed bracelet being the better word. Each charm will help MC with casting spells and protecting them from any danger.

He also gifts MC an enchanted box that allows them to safely keep any number of treasured possessions that they might have – only they can pull the items out of the box – it’s useful if they’re going to be a sorcerer…perhaps one that may be immortal.

He finally gifts them a small orb that looks like his eyes. They can use it to summon him whenever and wherever they are. He’ll always come, no matter what.

[spyrothesquish-0006]

How the brothers react to a MC with a plushie obsession/what plushie they would get you (GN!MC)

Warnings: none besides the use of bitch and deadass, pure fluff, besides belphie possibly committing a felony

Lucifer:

• he honestly doesn't understand the plushie obsession

• he can admit that some of them are cute yeah, but why do you need more than one..?

• "Must you have them *all* on your bed?"

"Of course! What if they get lonely?"

• honestly questions if humans seriously believe plushies have emotions

• he can't tell if you really truly believe that or not, but even if you do, he loves you too much to tell you otherwise

• he might sigh and groan about it, but he does think it's kinda cute how attached you are to your plushies

• just don't try to take over *his* bed with them

• 2 plushies maximum allowed in his bed

• and only if one of them is one he specifically got for you

• 10/10 would you buy you a little black teddy bear with red eyes

• glares when you call it Mini Lucifer, but won't make you change the name

• if any of his brothers mess with your plushies there *Will* be hell to pay

Mammon:

• "Uh, isn't this a little much MC?"

• he's not against the plushies, but honestly he gets a teensy bit jealous

• "Oi, why you gotta cuddle that damn plushie? I'm right here!"

• he kinda gets it tho, his greed makes him hoard certain things, so if you feel like hoarding plushies? He can't really judge

• he will take your plushies if you're paying them more attention than him

• but gives them back immediately if you get even the slightest bit upset

• will act pissy and jealous, but secretly has about a million pics of you snuggling your plushies saved on his DDD

• will snuggle one of your plushies if you aren't around and he misses you but will NEVER ADMIT IT— "what?! No! Course I wasn't hugging no damn stuffed animal!!!"

• will buy you whatever plushie you want tho

• he can't say no to the 🥺

• would buy you a little stuffed crow and absolutely BEAMS when it becomes your favorite

• surpsingly more strict than Lucifer, only the crow is allowed in his bed because you're supposed to be snuggling HIM MC, not the plushie!!

• if any of his brothers dare say anything about your plushies, he will get angry (and totally won't buy you more out of spite, sshhhh)

Levi:

• there is no way in hell this demon doesn't also collect plushies

• thinks all of yours are adorable, especially any ones that are anime/video game characters

• will happily listen to you name off all your plushies, thinking it's the cutest thing ever

• will soon go red thinking about that

• will buy you plushies of any anime character you want, and most likely will get double for his own collection

• would 100% let you bring as many plushies into his tub-bed as you want, he doesn't have the heart to tell you no

• also he thinks it's cozy

• would buy you a little plush fish

• "h-hey, MC, I uh, I thought you m-might like this one?"

• almost goes catatonic any time he sees you snuggling it

• secretly has 1 picture saved of you snuggling it, and it will be his wallpaper till the end of time

• Will summon Lotan if anyone disrespects his Henry's plushies, how dare they

Satan:

• also didn't understand the obsession at first

• until you showed him a cat plushie and all hell broke loose

• he really only enjoys cat plushies, but won't stop you from buying other ones

• he started his own mini collection and you soon realize you created a monster

• is now unable to sleep without his cat plushie

• he hugs it when he gets angry and you aren't around to calm him down

• is THE person to go to if any plushie rips or gets a hole in it, he will sew it back up good as new

• "Aw, did it tear? Here, let me fix it. You don't need to worry."

• will also place a few spells on your plushies so none of them get tears again, he doesn't want you to get sad, 10/10 sweetheart

• if he sees a plushie he wants he will definitely give you the 🥺 until you buy it for him

• would get you one of those reversible cat plushies that show an angry face or a happy face (totally wouldn't steal it, no sir, definitely not)

• his bed is cluttered as it is with books, so he doesn't really mind how many plushies you bring to bed

• if anyone made fun of your or his plushies, he will see red

• no one says a word against the collection on his watch

Asmo:

• "Oh darling they're adorable!!! You need more!"

• Asmo loves any and everything cute and squishy

• adores your collection and insists on buying you more to decorate your room with

• absolutely understands the love of plushies, but don't say that any are cuter than he is, he just might tear up

• insists on buying you plushies on special occasions because he knows how happy they make you, and in his mind, you should always be smiling

• would buy you a squishy pink heart with a smiley face on it

• gets the warmest feeling in his chest any time you use it as a pillow

• he doesn't really care how many you bring to bed, but they might end up on the floor...

• if you get sad because they fall off the bed, he will politely suggest maybe bringing only one or two to bed

• won't stand for any insult towards the plushies, and will not hesitant to smack a bitch

• you're his love, no one gets to make you feel bad about what makes you happy!

Beel:

• he's used to belphie always having his pillow so he isn't phased in the slightest by your plushies

• thinks they're all so cute like you 🥺

• he really likes hugging them if you aren't around, they're small and squishy so they remind him of you

• is VERY careful around your plushies, he doesn't want to accidentally tear one, he would cry

• might be best if you don't buy any food themed plushies because he may eat one on accident

• would buy you the biggest teddy bear he can find with 0 hesitation

• "Hey, MC! I saw this while I was out, do you like it?"

• the bear is literally as big as he is, and he's smiling like he just won the lottery when he sees how excited you get about it

• took a picture of you napping on it once and he stares at the pic whenever he misses you

• it's not that he minds how many plushies you bring to bed, the issue is space

• hungy boi is a Mountain so you can really only fit one or two in the bed with you

• if anyone said anything about your plushies, this sweet boi will be on the defense

• would just stand behind you with a death glare and send anyone who's rude to you running for the hills

Belphie:

• you thought your plushie addiction is bad? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA—

• he practically sleeps on a bed of squishmallows, belphie 10000000% understands the obsession and encourages it

• more plushies mean a cozier nest to sleep in, right?

• would definitely tease you for it, but it's all in good fun, he can't judge

• "Oh? Does the little human need their stuffie to sleep? C'mere and lay down."

• he never minds you bringing plushies to bed, in fact, he encourages you to bring *more*

• you still have to snuggle him too tho, thems the rules

• will buy you a big cow plushie that doubles as a pillow

• absolutely delighted when you bring it to bed because it's big enough for the both of you to snuggle

• any time you go out with Belphie, the two of you will come home with new plushies, there is no exception

• the pile is always growing and no one can stop it

• if anyone says anything about the plushies he will deadass commit a murder

• no one disrespects the plushie nest and lives

[666writingcafe]

Datables cuddle hcs? If you write for them?

Not a problem!

Lucifer is the type to envelop you with his entire body, but only when the two of you are alone (or when he's drunk enough to let down his inhibitions).

Mammon likes to have you sit next to him so that he can wrap his arm around you.

Once Levi works up the courage, he will give you a side hug while the two of you are seated or have you sit in front of him and wrap his arms around you that way. Until then, you have to be the one cuddling him.

Satan likes to hold you while you're asleep on top of him. A book often rests on top of your body.

The idea of cuddling--and just cuddling--is rather new to Asmo. He's used to people having sex with him and then immediately leaving (or them forcing him to leave). So, it will take him some time to get used to the concept. However, once he does, he will demand cuddles from you whenever possible. He just wants to feel loved.

Despite his size, Beel enjoys being the little spoon when it comes to cuddling. He will cuddle you if you ask him, but you should make sure to cuddle him in return, or he'll feel lonely.

Belphie cuddles you like you were one of his stuffed animals (or cow pillow).

Diavolo has no shame about receiving cuddles from you whenever he feels like it. Doesn't matter if it's in front of the brothers, important officials, or even the entire student body. If he sees you, and he's in a cuddly mood, he will find you, and he will wrap his arms around you.

Barbatos will be more than happy to cuddle you, but it's going to take a lot of convincing to have you cuddle him. The idea of others doing things for him without expecting anything in return is a foreign concept to the demon butler, so much so that he's grown to dislike the idea. It's not impossible to change his mind, but just know that it's going to take a long time before he grows comfortable with the idea.

Cuddling is a form of touch that Simeon is quite comfortable with, since angels do it all the time in the Celestial realm. He will get his cuddles in whenever you are at Purgatory Hall (on the condition that at some point during your visit, you cuddle Luke as well).

And then there's Solomon. He's grown so used to being on his own that the idea of cuddling has become completely foreign to him. So, if you want to show the sorcerer love in this fashion, then you'll have to teach him the ropes. The first time that you succeed, Solomon only holds you for a moment, for the (pleasant) emotions get too much for him to handle.

[the-trashiest-of-the-trash]

Brother's reactions to MC giving them a squishmallow

My first actual Obey Me related post! I thought this would be pretty fun to do lol It's my first time writing for any of the brothers, so I apologize if anything is OOC. Enjoy~

Lucifer

Accepts it graciously, but he's a bit confused. Why would you give him a stuffed animal? But he gives it a squish and he completely understands now.

He keeps it in his room, you won't see him with it outside of there. It sits on his desk most of the time, along with any other trinkets you might have given him.

He likes how squishy it is though he won't admit it. It reminds him of you. Cuddly and small.

If anyone, his brothers or some other demon, makes any comment about the squishmallow, and he happens to overhear, he'll dare them to say it again. No one disrespects any gift from you.

Mammon

Pfft. What's he going to do with a toy? No, wait, he'll take it. He loves it.

He hides it away from the rest of the brothers so they can't steal it (or tease him about it)

He takes it out and gives it a few squishes whenever he's upset. It would be even better if you had a cologne or perfume and you sprayed some onto it.

He totally doesn't sleep with it... totally. That's what he tells his brothers, but he sleeps with it whenever he misses you.

Levi

He was amazed you would even give him a gift. He accepted it, stuttering out a thanks as he turned as red as a tomato.

He keeps it in his bed, and he sleeps with it all the time. His Henry gave it to him, so why wouldn't he?

He moves it to his desk whenever he's on his computer. If you can't be there, the squishmallow is your surrogate. He imagines you cheering him on.

It brings him out of his jealousy too. Whenever he thinks you might prefer a brother over him, he looks at it and reminds himself of how much you care for him.

Satan

He squishes it whenever he needs to calm down. It comforts him, and does wonders to calm his wrath. He's not sure if it's because of how soft it is, or if it's because it's from you.

Regardless, he keeps it on his shelf. It helps support some of the books that are on there. He likes keeping it somewhere he can see it.

It's nice to hold when he reads. He keeps it tucked under his arm, so he has fallen asleep with it on occasion.

He'll only allow you to touch it. He put a hex on it, just to make sure none of his brothers will touch it. Only the two of you are immune to it.

Asmo

"Oh, MC, darling! Thank you!" He immediately accepted it, and he'll give you a smooch on the cheek as a thanks. (If you're comfortable)

Bonus points if the colour matches his room, but it's okay if it doesn't. He'll love it all the same.

He always has it out on his bed, and insists on having small accessories for his little friend. He'll want to get a matching one with you though!

He will probably start a collection of them. He would have a dedicated shelf and it would be full. But the original one that you gave him would still be on his bed. It would be his favourite of the bunch.

Beel

When you handed it to him, he was so happy. He gave it a squish and hugged you, thanking them for the gift.

He keeps it on his bed, and he brings it into your room whenever he visits. He wants to let you know how much he appreciates it.

He likes how squishy it is, and no matter how hard he holds it, it always comes back into the same shape. However, he might have to fluff it a bit.

He would love to buy a gift for you too. He ended up buying you a cheeseburger squishmallow. He thought it was cute, just like you.

Belphie

It's perfect, another addition to his pile of pillows and blankets. He thanks you and goes off to sleep with it.

But he treats this one with the same care as his cow pillow. Dragging it around wherever he goes like a companion.

He's almost never seen without it. He's in class? It's there. Student council meeting? There. Dinner table? It's also there.

The only time he doesn't have it is if you or Beel has it. If anyone else tries to take it, oh boy, they better watch themselves. He won't let them get away with it.

[devildomwriter]

You Go Shopping For Baby Clothes Together | Belphegor x Reader

Belphegor was excited to shop for baby clothes with you, but at the same time, he was as tired as usual, so he did not appear as enthusiastic as he really was.

This worried you as you noticed him staring at you while you rummaged through the shelves looking for something with a cow on it.

You finally found one and excitedly showed him.

"Belphie, look! It matches your pillow!" You exclaimed and smiled warmly.

"Mhm," he nodded, and you frowned.

He noticed and looked worried, walking closer to you.

"Are you okay, ___?" He asked.

"Yeah...I guess I just wish you were a bit more excited..." you confessed, and he frowned.

"I am excited, ___."

"Are you really?" You gave him an exasperated look, and he chuckled.

"Yeah," he nodded and took the cow onesie from your hands and put it in the basket. "It's even got a hole for the tail," he grinned, and you noticed that for the first time.

"Don't bother with wing-form clothing; ninety percent or something like that of mammalian demons have tails," he hadn't really paid attention in anatomy classes and was only guessing, but you took his word for it.

"Oh, what about this one, Belphie? Look, it's a little teddy bear."

Belphie chuckled at your excited expression, "our baby is gonna get mistaken for a stuffed animal at this rate," he commented, pointing out all the clothes you'd found were animal onesies.

You blushed and decided you should probably find clothes that didn't resemble pajamas.

"Belphie! Look at the fuzzy socks! Do they look warm enough?" You asked, and he nodded as he followed you down the aisle while you found more things.

"Belphie, what's this for?" You asked, holding up an adjustable strap with jingle bells attached.

Belphie looked surprised and started laughing, "you can attach it to his tail. He could probably keep himself entertained," he thought about it for a moment, "or he might never get a good nights sleep," he said, looking horrified and you decided to put the jingle bells back.

"Okay, what about this cute little hoodie?" You asked and showed him other cow-print articles of clothing.

"More cows, ___?" He asked, a little exasperated.

You nodded cheerily.

"For our little moo-moo!" You cooed, imagining your son wearing it.

"Oh! We should get you guys matching clothes!" You decided, and he deadpanned.

"Only if it's not cow-print," he insisted, and you pretended to pout.

"You're no fun, Belphie."

He chuckled at your aggrieved expression and ruffled your hair, taking the cow-print hoodie away from you.

"This is the last cow-print thing we get today, okay?"

"Fine...what else are we supposed to get him, then?"

"Normal clothes."

"What counts as normal?"

"Anything but cow onesies."

[mcx7demonbros]

Catholic!MC summoned to the Vatican (II)

Ft: Catholic!MC, Pope Gregory XVII, the Cardinals, the Demons and several side characters

Warning: mention of Catholicism

In the previous episode, after learning that you took part in the exchange program in Devildom, which the Church didn’t approve, the Pope summoned you to the Vatican. Out of obedience, you went to Rome.

PART II (part 1 here)

At the Devildom,

“We must go save MC now, or those geezers would burn them at stake.” Mammon shouted

“Yeah, just like in the anime ‘I was reincarnated as a progressive doctor, the Church condemned me as a heretic, and they tried to burn me at stake, still trying btw. But I escaped and I will bring Enlightenment to this backward world. And I will avenge millions killed by the Church.’ If we don’t do something, MC will join those millions of people.”

“Calm down! The Catholic Church hasn’t executed anyone for a very long time already, and they aren’t likely to do it again due to today’s standards. And where do you get the ‘millions executed by the Church’? You know it’s not true, right. It was our tactic to exaggerate the execution and smear their good name.” Satan was the one who calmed his brothers down

“*sigh* What did Barbatos say, Diavolo?”

“Don’t worry, Lucifer, not only they won’t harm MC, but Barbatos also saw a positive possibility.”

“Do we have permission to go see MC?”

“Yes, but you have to be careful. Vatican is where demons are weakest in Human Realm.”

“Alright, understood.”

Rome - Fiumicino International Airport (or Leonardo da Vinci - Fiumicino Airport)

Your plane landed at the airport precisely at noon. While you were turning around because you didn’t know what to do next, a priest came to meet you.

“Child, you must be MC?”

“Yes, Father. You are…?”

“Call me Padre Domenico, that’s Father Dominic in English, if you find that easier to pronoun.”

“Nice to meet you, Padre.” you shook hand with the priest

“Nice to meet you too, child. Follow me.” he smiled at you.

Padre Domenico led you to a black car, which took you to the Vatican City.

“Buona sera, Padre!”

“Buona sera.” Padre Domenico greeted two officials passing by

“Here. This will be your room. Wait for the Holy Father’s summon. It would be tomorrow afternoon at latest. If you don’t know Italian well, don’t be troubled, most people here know English or French.” the priest left you alone to settle in

“Ah, I forgot, the meals are served in the cafeteria.” Padre Domenico startled you before leaving for good.

After a few hours, it was clear that the meeting would be the next day, so you just ate dinner and went to bed.

💙💛🧡💚💘❤️💜

You felt something…many things snuggling into you.

“Grr…those geezers…the bed is too small. Can’t they buy a bigger one?”

“Get out, Mammon. I should be the one snuggle next to MC.”

“No, it should be me.”

“Oi oi, you guys are too noisy, MC will wake up.”

You opened your eyes and saw the Brothers, who fighting for the two positions next to you in bed, even though the bed was only for one person.

“MC, sorry for waking you up.”

“It’s alright, Beel.” you rubbed your eye ”Is it ok for you to be here. After all, this is the Vatican, the Holy See.”

“Of couse, it’s alright. After all, THE Great Mammon is here to protect you from those old geezers.”

“I…I…I’m here for you too, MC.”

“Don’t forget us.”

“*sigh*… alright, but please use transformation magic to turn into small objects or animal. I can’t sleep like this, the bed’s too small for all of us.”

In the end, all six of them agreed with your solution. Mammon transformed into a golden ring which you put on your ring finger. Levi turned into a small snake and then coiled around at your feet. Satan turned into a cat and laid by your side. Asmo turned into a smal rabbit and slept beside your pillow. Beel turned into a stuffed bear and slept beside your pillow, but on the other side. Belphie transformed into a cow pillow and you embraced it to sleep.

Unknown to you all, Padre Domenico was outside your room eavesdropping.

“Eavesdropping is a bad thing, is it not?”

Padre turned around and saw the mighty Avatar of Pride in demon form.

“Lucifer”

“Padre Domenico Ricci, the Pope’s Secretary and Vatican’s former Chief Exorcist.”

“My mission is to examine MC’s character and report to the Holy Father, who needs the information to prepare for the meeting tomorrow.” Padre Domenico gave an explanation to his action.

“I warn you, if you’re trying to harm MC…”

“And I can assure you we don’t intend to harm a child of the Church.” Padre made a sign of the Cross, which forced Lucifer to back away. Padre calmly walked away.

MY MASTERLIST

[vagabondreamer]

Demon brothers hcs for things they find in mcs old house they personally find intriguing. Could be old photos could be an old toy they don't understand or an odd shaped mug

Things in MC’s old house

A trip to MC’s old house has all of the demon brothers excited to see how MC was living before they met them. 

Lucifer 

Doesn’t notice the record player at first, but sees a bunch of vinyls on the shelf.

“I didn’t know you were a music lover, MC.” Picks up a few vinyls to examine them.

You show him your record player, it’s a pastel color and opens up like a briefcase.

You pick a vinyl that you think he might like and play it.

A small smile is on his face.

He holds out his hand to dance, you accept.

Mammon 

He’s rummaging through your drawers trying to find something valuable.

“Mammon I already told you, I’m just as broke as you are.” “Hey!”

Finds a leather bound book, and opens it out of curiosity.

“Wait! Don’t read that!” 

Instantly holds it out of your reach. 

Feels like he just won the lottery. He’s found something that’s valuable to you.

Promises he’ll let you have it for an exchange.

He just really wants a kiss.

Levi 

Immediately notices your old gaming system. 

Starts going through all of your games, to see which one excites him the most.

Let’s be real, he’s super hyped right now. All of these games are new to him.

Begs you to play with him.

Notices how old the graphics are and how slow it is compared to his system.

You pray to Lord Diavolo that your system doesn’t freeze in the middle of the game. 

Levi would definitely summon Lotan if that happened.

Satan 

He was going to fix himself some tea when he noticed how many mugs you had.

All of them were unique. One looked like a mushroom, another had cow print, and his favorite was shaped like a cat.

He questioned you about it.

“I used to go to yard sales, and I’d find the one no one wanted.”

He thought it was neat.

In the future, he’ll want to go with you.

Asmo 

Your walls are adorned by paintings done by you.

It’s amateur work (unless you’re actually good at painting), but it comes from the heart.

Asmo thinks it’s a wonderful way to decorate.

“I didn’t know you painted, MC.” 

Thinks his make-up skills could translate into painting.

“We should do erotic painting!”

He’ll still paint with you even if clothes are required.

Beel 

Sees pictures of you with friends and family.

Smiles because you look so happy.

Frowns because you’re no longer a part of their lives.

“MC, do you miss them?” “Sometimes.”

Absolutely wants to make up for it. 

He wants to meet all of your friends and become friends with them, too!

Whatever will make you happy, MC.

Belphie 

Makes himself at home.

Finds your bed and jumps face first into it.

It’s super soft, and full of stuffed animals.

A small smile is on his face.

“What are you? A little kid?”

Teases you, but is cuddling your favorite toy. 

[7-deadly-simpin]

What Reminds You of Them

The demon brothers have to go on a mission, one too intense for their human to tag along. This, of course, means leaving you home alone. Once the mission is over the only thought on their minds is to get home to see their precious human. They come back to find you passed out in the living room next to the fireplace. None of them can help but smile as they gaze at you with absolute love in each of their eyes. You clearly missed them very much while they were out, you've even taken an item from each of their rooms to help cope:

Lucifer-> One of his cursed records to soothe you while your favorite demons are away. Don’t worry, Lucifer put a spell on it so you can listen to it freely.

Mammon-> his jacket to cover you and keep you warm, but mostly it made you feel safe. It was like you were being hugged by the demon himself.

Levi-> one of his games to keep you company, with your own save file and character that you and Levi spent numerous hours making.

Satan-> his favorite book to send your mind on an adventure while you waited for your demons to come home from theirs. Also to give your eyes a break from Levi's games.

Asmo-> his eye mask so the brightness of the flames won’t keep you awake when you become sleepy, it's Asmos favorite one, a beautiful pink eye mask with a devil's rose design.

Beel-> his burger pillow that you ended up cuddling like you would a stuffed animal. It was big and soft, the perfect reminder of the large demon. 

Belphie-> his cow pillow to rest your head on that is so incredibly soft you nearly pass out the second you rest your head, it also smells just like him.

Being covered in their scents as you're soothed to sleep with music was the only way to make you feel safe when they were gone. Watching you sleep so peacefully, each of them took a spot around you, encircling you lovingly. They could tell you about their adventures once you had woken up.

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

And here's a thought! Lucifer and Belphegor pining after the same F!reader. A fic or headcanons, whichever is easier for you. How would they go about wooing her? What are their flirting techniques? Who's more touchy feely and who drowns her in words? I want that good, kind of filthy because we know they dont play fair, brotherly competition

Sincerely,

Your favorite aka the Queen of Smut @diavolosthots

Lucifer and Belphegor Pining Over The Same F!MC Headcanons

did I get carried away with this? Yes. Did it go from Headcanons to like ... headcanony fic? Yes. Do I Hope it’s still good? Also yes.

This isn’t friendly competition, not at all. As soon as they realized that they liked the same girl, it was like a race to see who could get to her first, who could win her over first. They are out to spoil each other's plans, no matter what it takes.

Lucifer would take you out on little lunch dates or grand dinner dates, it just depends on how busy he is, but he does enjoy smaller lunch dates since the restaurants aren’t packed during the day, but the dates were always under the guise of a friendly lunch or a generous dinner for helping around the house. His pride made it hard for him to handle any type of rejection, so he never told you that it was a date, just in case you didn’t like it.

Belphie, if he found out about the reservation that Lucifer had made, would always attempt to hold everything up. The dishwasher just so happened to start leaking bubbles from the bottom as soon as you and Lucifer were about to leave, or all the lights in the house somehow went out while you were getting ready. Strange things, but they were also normal things that could happen in a normal household. You were none the wiser to what was going on, but Lucifer knew, and he could play just as hard at that game.

Belphie wasn’t one to take you out of the house, he didn’t see the point in doing it. He could have a normal date with you up in the attic, and that’s exactly what he does. Snacks lined up next to the beanbags that he has placed in front of the television. Just a simple movie night, and the best part is that, this was one of the things that he and you did before he even realized that he had feelings for you, so you wouldn’t think any different of it, but this was his way of getting closer to you.

Lucifer hated it, he hated how simple it seemed to be for Belphie. He was lazy, so he didn’t have to try as hard to impress you. Him just getting out of bed was a means for a round of applause from you. He wasn’t one to spoil things the way Belphie did, but he would text you occasionally during your movie, just to make sure that you were still capable of texting back. Sometimes, if you didn’t text him back within ten minutes, he’d go up to the attic himself and inform you that it was time for dinner, or that he needed your help with something.

It started out as somewhat normal brotherly competition, but once one of them started getting handsy, that’s when the other ramped it up. Lucifer was definitely more handsy, although he’d play it off quite well. Pulling you into his lap in his office while he worked, and when you’d question it, his excuse was that you kept him from getting up and getting distracted. Now, he and you both knew that he wasn’t the kind of person to get distracted, but he also did seem to work much faster with you on his lap. That, and the fact that his arms were on either side of you so you couldn’t really move, and his chin was resting on your shoulder. What better way to get closer to someone than to actually have them close like that? That was Lucifer's way of thinking, and Belphie didn’t like it one bit.

Belphie was too awkward to do stuff like that, not that he didn’t hold onto you during the naps that the two of you took together, but that was normal to him, and it was normal to you as well. Any other kind of physical affection though… he couldn’t do that. What if you pulled away from him? What if you didn’t like it? That was scary to him.

Belphie liked to use words, and while he wasn’t the best at telling you how he felt, it seemed way better than just pulling you onto his lap and staying silent. That just seemed awkward. His “words” were usually just off handed compliments, things that wouldn’t make you feel uncomfortable, and things that he found easier to get out. He wouldn’t stumble over his words when he told you that your hair looked nice, and he wouldn’t turn into a blushing mess when he complimented your outfit or your shoes. It was easy, and you would always smile and thank him when he said those things. Your reactions alone made him feel like he was winning, and they made Lucifer more irritated because you didn’t smile and thank him when he held you on his lap. What did he have to do to receive the same gratitude?

Soon though, they got tired of basically beating around the bush. You were either clueless to their advances, or just didn’t like either of them. No matter what, they had to find out, and they were going to try twice as hard. The bad part is just that though… they were both trying, and that was a recipe for disaster.

Lucifer is used to getting what he wants, when he wants, no matter what it is. His best friend is the king dammit, and he isn’t going to give up. If he has to bring Lord Diavolo into this, he will. Don’t doubt him.

Belphie on the other hand, he’s not used to getting what he wants at all, but he feels like he at least deserves to have you considering you’re the reason he got locked away in the attic in the first place and he still wants to be with you. That should amount to something in your eyes, right? Can’t we just get over the fact that he killed you once and then attempted to do it again?

Lucifer started bringing random gifts and flower bouquets to your room. Stuffed teddy bears, and random pieces of jewelry that “caught his eye” and “made him think of you”. Everything that he got you was exquisitely beautiful, and probably worth more than everything you owned combined.

While he had the upper hand monetarily, Belphie had the upper hand in the fact that he was easier to get along with, and those kinds of things weren’t really expected of him. Sure, he had money, but unlike Lucifer he didn’t spend it on grand things to try to buy you over with.

Now, every time Lucifer even comes to your bedroom with gifts, Belphie is in there with you, and that in itself was his gift. He was staying awake, for you. That’s not to say that he didn’t get you things though, but they weren’t as marvelous as the gifts that Lucifer got you, but they had more meaning than a silly little bracelet or multiple vases filled with flowers.

Belphie had gotten you a little cow plushie, and it had a simple note attached to it that said “When you can’t be with me, you can still cuddle with a little piece of me.” And now you brought it with you everywhere, even into Lucifer’s office.

If gifts didn’t work, well… then they’d just go at it full force. Lucifer would put some of his pride aside, and Belphie would let his hatred for Lucifer really shine as they both tried to win you over.

Lucifer would lock Belphie up in the attic for an entire and if you asked where he was he would lie and say he went out with someone else, hoping that it would make you not want to see him anymore. Then he’d take you out on a date, only to find that his credit card isn’t in his wallet and you end up having to pay for the meal.

Yes, Belphie stole Lucifer’s credit card, and the guy should be happy that he just hid it in the attic instead of giving it to Mammon.

Whenever Belphie tried to hang out with you, Lucifer would miraculously claim that it’s room inspection day, which only seemed to begin just recently, and the attic always seemed to need to be cleaned, and so did your room… although Lucifer would always offer to help you with your room when it needed to be cleaned.

If Lucifer had you in the office with him while he was working, Belphie would text Lord Diavolo and tell him that Lucifer wanted to hang out today and he was just too prideful to ask. He knows all too well that Lucifer can’t say no to Lord Diavolo.

That, in turn, had Lucifer using the same trick against Belphie with Beel though. He’d tell Beel that Belphie wanted to work out at the gym with him and was just too embarrassed to ask since he was so scrawny and weak.

It was a constant tit for tat, back and forth with the two of them, and finally they wouldn’t be able to handle it anymore. They’d sit you down at the table, and even though they’re kicking each other under the table, they’re smiling at you.

“I like you, Y/N… so… who are you going to choose?”

[henry-and-the-seven-lords]

Could I get fluff 9 with Belphie?

From 🧸-anon

Belphegor x MC

9. "You took all the pillows so I am using you as one."

MC had insisted that Belphie had not lived until he experienced a pillow fort. So that is what the two (mostly MC) were doing. They had gathered every pillow and blanket from every room of the House of Lamentations and had made a pillow fort in the attic.

After placing the final pillow as a wall, MC falls back into a pile of stuffed animals and stares up at their creation next to a sleeping Belphie.

The walls are lined with pillows, while the ceiling is made of blankets. In order to still stay comfy, the floor is made of stuffed animals. MC had even gotten some fairy lights to light up the whole thing. Their laptop acted as a television on a little pillow stand playing a movie a background noise.

MC looked over to Belphie and shook him awake.

"Belphie look. Isn't it nice?" Belphie took a groggy look around only to see his favorite cow pillow being used as a laptop stand.

He crawled over to grab it and fall back asleep but as he reached his hand out he was gently pulled back by MC. His back now rests against their chest as they wrap their arms around his torso from behind.

"No, Belphie. That is the entertainment center. Besides if you pull on it the whole thing could come down."

He sighed before looking at MC. Their face smiled down at him and his eyes traveled down to their stomach. That could replace his cow pillow.

He then rolls over so he is laying on his side in MC's lap and holding on to their mid section.

"Belphie stop! That tickles! What are you doing?" Their giggles filled the small fort making Belphie feel triumphant.

"You took all the pillows so I am using you as one." He buried his face deeper into their shirt. He inhaled their scent making him fall asleep even faster as their giggles continue to resonate through the fort and his mind.