#frickard

[goosefries]

i'm in shambles

[primalrageanddumbassery]

Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls? Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls.

This is the first time I ever drew fuckin Frickard and I’m so impressed by how snivelly he looks. Look at him, he’s the worst!!!!

ONCE AGAIN, DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE KFAM CREATORS, I JUST LIKE THE SHOW. CRITICALLY CONSUMED MEDIA IS MY FAVORITE SNACK

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out. Not that I could see anyone wanting to use Frickard as a PFP, but y’know… it still stands, I guess. 💚

Greggory Schmeggory Frickard, I am in your FUCKIGN walls, you frog loving son of a Chet!

Have a GREAT day!

[cyborgsandrabbits]

Jack had always told Sammy that if anyone ever found out, if they were ever outed, they would always have each other. It would be scary and awful, but they would be there to support each other. They would get through it together. No matter what happened, Sammy would always have Jack. And this asshole hadn’t just made Sammy’s worst fear come true. He’d done it when Jack wasn’t there to support him.

“Ben, call him back.” “Uh, Jack, I don’t think-” “No, Ben, I’m gonna have a little chat with Greg. Call him back.”

[lucifer-kane]

I remember when I first listened to Red Valley I had been lightly comparing Clive to Frickard kfam with how much I didn't like him (Granted. back then there was only ep 6 for me to get any characterization from him kdljfsldk) and now I'm like. I simply think Clive can do whatever he wants forever <3 One of the funniest characters ever I think

[thatscrazyrandom]

Fuck Greg frickard BTW.

All my homies hate Greg Frickard

[transfemzedaph]

so like. listening to kfam episode 68. thinking abt joel as sammy, grian as ben, jimmy as jack, scar as emily

like it works so well and im losing my mind abt it

(disclaimer kfam kinda sucks but. yeah)

[dream-girl-city-official]

SOON.

The 10 year Sammiversary is coming up, and I have plans. There will be closure in some form or another.

I just got into it early this year, is King Falls AM a dead fandom now? I mean it makes sense, as it ended almost 5 years ago with no real ending, but still, there's fandoms that are decades old and still going strong. I know it's a niche thing and not a lot of people now about it, but like... I thought I'd see more Sammy and Ben art on here that's newer? I go to the KFAM tag and all I see is Killer Frequency ;w;

I want to rant more Abt how much frickord sucks ffs TOT

[college-cryptids]

What the frickard, Richard

[rudyardcunt]

I’m still stuck in my king falls am obsession for some idiotic reason and I’ve read basically every single fic to fulfil my brain’s need for an ending to this stupid show (many of which are better than the actual show lbr) but I have a mighty need for a fic of jack just completely destroying frickard either verbally or with physical violence when he finds out about everything he did

[a-podcast-bitch]

the best part of king falls christmas -

“the time has come to get the wrapping done, cause my gifts are fly as hell. Pete gets dirt, Herscel gets worms, Frickard’s not getting shit” “Fuck you ben”

[smol-bean-dragon-hoard]

This man. I hate this man.

[prometheanmind]

OMG. This is so cathartic.

Tell me you don’t want to just punch that frog loving bastard right in the face.

….Okay, I definitely do.

[vendingmachinesoundeffects]

Hey you know what I think we’re ready to talk about how fucking terrible king falls am is. This isn’t like a fucking “callout post” or whatever I’m just genuinely sick to death of seeing people lauding this racist, ableist, sexist show as some sort of progressive wonder just cause it had one gay character. Here’s what it did, in neat list form so you don’t have to do any critical thinking:

Had an older black character who was a caricature of black american culture (jazz, smooth voiced, chill, specific accent), and then made him a sexual predator who specifically relentlessly persues a younger white woman. 

Had a native american character portrayed as a literal cryptid. Treated him like he was some sort of inherently mystical otherworldly being with strange powers, and genuinely only explained it by way of him being native american. As if he wasn’t a human just cause he’s indigenous. As if they forgot indigenous people exist in today’s world too.

Used a sk*nw*lker as a monster specifically associated with said native american character.

Had their main sympathetic characters consistently refer to Native Americans as “indians” and made fun of the guy who corrected them (”I think the progressive term is native american”) as some sort of vague, naive, stoner hippie. 

Had a sympathetic character use the R slur multiple times, as a way of dunking on a minor villain. Never offered any sort of apology or acknowledgement that it was shitty.

Greg Frickard is really, really autistic coded. Having an autistic coded villain is bad enough, having him be a creepy, manipulative, gross abuser is so much worse, and using said creepiness as a justification to make relentless fun of his autistic traits is fucking wild (sammy and ben are so quick to mock the frog thing, and the social ineptitude, and the fact that he lives with his grandmother and isn’t self sufficient). Like genuinely how dare they. Not to mention the “pathetic effeminate villain” trope.

Had one (1) important female character in the first few seasons, and her only role was shy love interest, then damsel in distress, then damsel in distress again, then back to love interest. Like this is fucking ancient greece or something. 

There’s more stuff but I haven’t listened since last year so I can’t remember it all.

Okay thank you for your time. I know it’s got good narrative style and builds tension well and has good drama and stuff but unless they make clear change away from all the awful bullshit I don’t think good writing is enough of a redemption. Plus good GOD is their inclusion of lgbt stuff trope-y and performative. We can’t keep excusing obvious and malicious racism, sexism and ableism for the sake of one white gay character. So yeah. Fuck ‘em.

[the-ipre]

KFAM as John Mulaney Quotes

compiled with the help of the excellent @whistle-in-the-dark​

sammy:

[id: “I’m new in town and it gets worse” /end id]

ben:

[id: “And I’m like ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!’” /end id]

emily:

[id: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian” /end id]

lily:

[id: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die” /end id]

troy:

[id: “I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick” /end id]

archie:

[id: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs” /end id]

fr*ckard:

[id: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair” /end id]

jacob williams:

[id: “I’m so horny and angry all the time” /end id]

the dark:

[id: “STREET SMARTS” /end id]

tim jensen:

[id: “You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?” /end id]

bonus christmas special gwendolyn the racist witch:

[id: “Sing, goddamn it!” /end it]

[lucifer-kane]

There's a lot of evil characters in audio dramas but actually I just remembered Sheriff Gunderson from King Falls AM and the way out of any character, he's the one I'd strangle the hardest

[artofpiju]

Another kfam draw pile! and a jojo reference