#jacob williams

[itswalky]

I have a NSFW Patreon, did you know? And while sometimes it's just shitposting naked people, sometimes once in a blue moon something canonical pops up. Not a story. But an image, some art that probably actually happened.

anyway, unrelated, today the Other Patreon is featuring some Lucy/Jacob smexytimes, because Lucy didn't ever specify that her three-date rule required it all be the same person

[dumbingofage]

jacob

[lovecatsys]

i think we should get a lost club book its been a LONG time since we had a new book with a teenage mutant team in it. Like, I wanna see:

Cosmar being a main character again

Shela and Martha being gfs hopefully after their relationship starts in Lethal Legion

Leo making progress in her transition (and just being established more as a character tbh)

Anole and Rain Boy kicked out maybe replaced by Brutha Nature and another of Ayala's characters who are established as being around Gabby and Tashi's age (the age stuff is so weird 😭)

Gabby being written as the age she should be at this point (15-16) and just getting more time and character development, also her queerness being touched on/confirmed

I want Vita Ayala to do this SO much I'd love to see the way they write Shela and also just love to see them doing stuff again I miss their writing so much

[it-will-choke-on-me]

I’d like to think I’m Emily Potter, but in all actuality, I’m Jacob Williams.

[azertyrobaz]

"Wait, "Wild Wild West" has its own line dance?"

[dpsqueerblog]

FtM

Jacob Williams (Marvel - Earth-616)

canon

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Gregory Denying His Feelings vs. Admitting His Feelings For Janine

[diioonysus]

red + art

[ppjeterka]

my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

[mcbride]

GREGORY EDDIE and JACOB HILL ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 📚 2.22 Franklin Institute  

[dumbingofage]

jacob

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Sweet East (Sean Price Williams, 2023)

[texaschainsawmascara]

M3GAN wearing Deftones’ self titled album for Heaven by Marc Jacobs by Harley Weir

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

my school stay winnin'

[azertyrobaz]

What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf?

Bonus:

[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)