#greg frickard

[goosefries]

i'm in shambles

[primalrageanddumbassery]

Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls? Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls.

This is the first time I ever drew fuckin Frickard and I’m so impressed by how snivelly he looks. Look at him, he’s the worst!!!!

ONCE AGAIN, DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE KFAM CREATORS, I JUST LIKE THE SHOW. CRITICALLY CONSUMED MEDIA IS MY FAVORITE SNACK

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out. Not that I could see anyone wanting to use Frickard as a PFP, but y���know… it still stands, I guess. 💚

Greggory Schmeggory Frickard, I am in your FUCKIGN walls, you frog loving son of a Chet!

Have a GREAT day!

[cyborgsandrabbits]

Jack had always told Sammy that if anyone ever found out, if they were ever outed, they would always have each other. It would be scary and awful, but they would be there to support each other. They would get through it together. No matter what happened, Sammy would always have Jack. And this asshole hadn’t just made Sammy’s worst fear come true. He’d done it when Jack wasn’t there to support him.

“Ben, call him back.” “Uh, Jack, I don’t think-” “No, Ben, I’m gonna have a little chat with Greg. Call him back.”

[thatscrazyrandom]

Fuck Greg frickard BTW.

All my homies hate Greg Frickard

[vendingmachinesoundeffects]

Hey you know what I think we’re ready to talk about how fucking terrible king falls am is. This isn’t like a fucking “callout post” or whatever I’m just genuinely sick to death of seeing people lauding this racist, ableist, sexist show as some sort of progressive wonder just cause it had one gay character. Here’s what it did, in neat list form so you don’t have to do any critical thinking:

Had an older black character who was a caricature of black american culture (jazz, smooth voiced, chill, specific accent), and then made him a sexual predator who specifically relentlessly persues a younger white woman. 

Had a native american character portrayed as a literal cryptid. Treated him like he was some sort of inherently mystical otherworldly being with strange powers, and genuinely only explained it by way of him being native american. As if he wasn’t a human just cause he’s indigenous. As if they forgot indigenous people exist in today’s world too.

Used a sk*nw*lker as a monster specifically associated with said native american character.

Had their main sympathetic characters consistently refer to Native Americans as “indians” and made fun of the guy who corrected them (”I think the progressive term is native american”) as some sort of vague, naive, stoner hippie. 

Had a sympathetic character use the R slur multiple times, as a way of dunking on a minor villain. Never offered any sort of apology or acknowledgement that it was shitty.

Greg Frickard is really, really autistic coded. Having an autistic coded villain is bad enough, having him be a creepy, manipulative, gross abuser is so much worse, and using said creepiness as a justification to make relentless fun of his autistic traits is fucking wild (sammy and ben are so quick to mock the frog thing, and the social ineptitude, and the fact that he lives with his grandmother and isn’t self sufficient). Like genuinely how dare they. Not to mention the “pathetic effeminate villain” trope.

Had one (1) important female character in the first few seasons, and her only role was shy love interest, then damsel in distress, then damsel in distress again, then back to love interest. Like this is fucking ancient greece or something. 

There’s more stuff but I haven’t listened since last year so I can’t remember it all.

Okay thank you for your time. I know it’s got good narrative style and builds tension well and has good drama and stuff but unless they make clear change away from all the awful bullshit I don’t think good writing is enough of a redemption. Plus good GOD is their inclusion of lgbt stuff trope-y and performative. We can’t keep excusing obvious and malicious racism, sexism and ableism for the sake of one white gay character. So yeah. Fuck ‘em.

[the-ipre]

KFAM as John Mulaney Quotes

compiled with the help of the excellent @whistle-in-the-dark​

sammy:

[id: “I’m new in town and it gets worse” /end id]

ben:

[id: “And I’m like ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!’” /end id]

emily:

[id: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian” /end id]

lily:

[id: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die” /end id]

troy:

[id: “I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick” /end id]

archie:

[id: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs” /end id]

fr*ckard:

[id: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair” /end id]

jacob williams:

[id: “I’m so horny and angry all the time” /end id]

the dark:

[id: “STREET SMARTS” /end id]

tim jensen:

[id: “You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?” /end id]

bonus christmas special gwendolyn the racist witch:

[id: “Sing, goddamn it!” /end it]

[mimiri22-6]

I just got done watching Tommy’s vod, since I slept through today, again, and the gaslighting is to the point where I specifically pulled up the episode in King Falls AM where Emily punches Greg Fuckard just to rejoice in an abuser getting punched to the ground and left to cry like the bitch ass wimp he is. Ugh, I can not tell you how many times I replayed that audio clip when that episode first came out. So Good!

[miresmalice]

I’ve only just finished so 49 of King Falls but I’m so angry at Frickard I’m actually shaking. If someone pulled that shit on me I would just Murder them on the spot, live on air, consequences be damned.

[stupidsexygrizzop]

GREG FRICKARD?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING GREG FRICKARD GOD DAMN FOOL FROG KILLING DUST EATING RAT SEXIST BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN FROGBOY MOTHERFUCKING GREG FRICKARD

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT GREG FRICKARD I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CULT FRIENDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MOUSTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said greg frickards waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with greg frickard speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he cooks jalapeno poppers but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some sexist shithead whos a fan of john green and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a politician make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal .com/IFuckingHateGregFrickard

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his restaurant and I lost it

where the fuck is greg frickard if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty creepass man

ill punch frickard and his sad frail greasy man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final frog he kept on him at all times simply named Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when greg died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true radio ads

[torchstelechos]

Forgot to post this ngl

[archies-pomchipalace]

I think we can all agree on this one 😌

[shortandpsycho]

Just finished listening to King Falls AM and I can’t wait for Jack to come back so he can choke slam Frickard

[aliteralchicken]

Greg: you suck Stevens

Sammy, too tired to even argue: and you swallow Greg

[bi-demon-ium]

[mylife-demonstrates-murphys-law]

Frickards judgement

We all know what he did

[nightskywrites]

not to be dramatic but i hope greg frickard gets the coronavirus 😊