#greg frickard

[goosefries]

i'm in shambles

[primalrageanddumbassery]

Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls? Notes app doodle I did several months ago of the most hated man in King Falls.

This is the first time I ever drew fuckin Frickard and I’m so impressed by how snivelly he looks. Look at him, he’s the worst!!!!

ONCE AGAIN, DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE KFAM CREATORS, I JUST LIKE THE SHOW. CRITICALLY CONSUMED MEDIA IS MY FAVORITE SNACK

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out. Not that I could see anyone wanting to use Frickard as a PFP, but y’know… it still stands, I guess. 💚

Greggory Schmeggory Frickard, I am in your FUCKIGN walls, you frog loving son of a Chet!

Have a GREAT day!

[cyborgsandrabbits]

Jack had always told Sammy that if anyone ever found out, if they were ever outed, they would always have each other. It would be scary and awful, but they would be there to support each other. They would get through it together. No matter what happened, Sammy would always have Jack. And this asshole hadn’t just made Sammy’s worst fear come true. He’d done it when Jack wasn’t there to support him.

“Ben, call him back.” “Uh, Jack, I don’t think-” “No, Ben, I’m gonna have a little chat with Greg. Call him back.”

[thatscrazyrandom]

Fuck Greg frickard BTW.

All my homies hate Greg Frickard

[cobalt-knave]

Peter Lukas’s shrill static when he enters from the Lonely (The Magnus Archives)

Teeth. In. A. Box. (The White Vault)

not recurring but the sound of Emily punching Greg Frickard (King Falls AM)

the little clicky clack ball drop noise from the tape deck (The Sheridan Tapes)

Ben speaking in an angelic language that does not translate to human language (Be Not Afraid)

This. . Is WOE.BEGONE. * THEME MUSIC * bonus points if it gets cut off and this repeats (WOE.BEGONE)

the “accent” for the hidden people and the fetches (The Hidden People)

the chime when they step sideways (The Hidden People)

the caliope theme music in MAG 119 (The Magnus Archives)

soup noises (Hubris)

not a sound design thing necessarily, but the repeating bits in Daytrippers (Kane and Feels)

Incomplete list of good podcast noises, feel free to add:

Dan's whirs when he walks (Archive 81)

Ghost voice reverb (Tell no Tales)

FUTURE's laugh (SAYER)

The door noise that's very clearly just someone going "shhhhhh" (Wolf 359)

Ship bleepy noises (Erraticus)

Althaar's jubilations (Life with Althaar)

Rain noises (I am in Eskew)

Boots' response noises (Second Star to the Left)

Tell-tale static when Jon uses his powers (The Magnus Archives)

Pitch shift in Nikignik's voice/laugh when reclaiming a broadcast (Hello From the Hallowoods)

Sec "talking" (The Vesta Clinic)

The entire soundscaping of the Cavatica's biodome (Girl in Space)

Horse girl alarm (Skyjacks: Courier's Call)

Meat sounds (various)

[sashasparrow]

wolf 359 episode 51 shut up and listen vs king falls am greg frickard tumblrina moment for "podcast creator response to valid criticism"

[vendingmachinesoundeffects]

Hey you know what I think we’re ready to talk about how fucking terrible king falls am is. This isn’t like a fucking “callout post” or whatever I’m just genuinely sick to death of seeing people lauding this racist, ableist, sexist show as some sort of progressive wonder just cause it had one gay character. Here’s what it did, in neat list form so you don’t have to do any critical thinking:

Had an older black character who was a caricature of black american culture (jazz, smooth voiced, chill, specific accent), and then made him a sexual predator who specifically relentlessly persues a younger white woman. 

Had a native american character portrayed as a literal cryptid. Treated him like he was some sort of inherently mystical otherworldly being with strange powers, and genuinely only explained it by way of him being native american. As if he wasn’t a human just cause he’s indigenous. As if they forgot indigenous people exist in today’s world too.

Used a sk*nw*lker as a monster specifically associated with said native american character.

Had their main sympathetic characters consistently refer to Native Americans as “indians” and made fun of the guy who corrected them (”I think the progressive term is native american”) as some sort of vague, naive, stoner hippie. 

Had a sympathetic character use the R slur multiple times, as a way of dunking on a minor villain. Never offered any sort of apology or acknowledgement that it was shitty.

Greg Frickard is really, really autistic coded. Having an autistic coded villain is bad enough, having him be a creepy, manipulative, gross abuser is so much worse, and using said creepiness as a justification to make relentless fun of his autistic traits is fucking wild (sammy and ben are so quick to mock the frog thing, and the social ineptitude, and the fact that he lives with his grandmother and isn’t self sufficient). Like genuinely how dare they. Not to mention the “pathetic effeminate villain” trope.

Had one (1) important female character in the first few seasons, and her only role was shy love interest, then damsel in distress, then damsel in distress again, then back to love interest. Like this is fucking ancient greece or something. 

There’s more stuff but I haven’t listened since last year so I can’t remember it all.

Okay thank you for your time. I know it’s got good narrative style and builds tension well and has good drama and stuff but unless they make clear change away from all the awful bullshit I don’t think good writing is enough of a redemption. Plus good GOD is their inclusion of lgbt stuff trope-y and performative. We can’t keep excusing obvious and malicious racism, sexism and ableism for the sake of one white gay character. So yeah. Fuck ‘em.

[the-ipre]

KFAM as John Mulaney Quotes

compiled with the help of the excellent @whistle-in-the-dark​

sammy:

[id: “I’m new in town and it gets worse” /end id]

ben:

[id: “And I’m like ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!’” /end id]

emily:

[id: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian” /end id]

lily:

[id: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die” /end id]

troy:

[id: “I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick” /end id]

archie:

[id: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs” /end id]

fr*ckard:

[id: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair” /end id]

jacob williams:

[id: “I’m so horny and angry all the time” /end id]

the dark:

[id: “STREET SMARTS” /end id]

tim jensen:

[id: “You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?” /end id]

bonus christmas special gwendolyn the racist witch:

[id: “Sing, goddamn it!” /end it]

[livormaurice]

I’VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO BE ASKED ABOUT THIS *insert that one screenshot of entrapta*

These should be in chronological order since they’re copied from my notes app where they’ve been collecting dust. They include: a title, a ranking 1-5 not on how much I liked them but based on how easy they are to follow/how much you need to be paying attention, a brief description that got better as I went along, and then my favorite character(s). The list is missing WTNV (my gateway podcast) which I started listening to because I kept seeing their tweets and thought they were funny. I didn’t even know it was a podcast and first I just wanted to keep up with their twitter. It is also missing Kaleidotrope which should be in front of HFTH. Most of the new podcasts I listen to come from recs from Pinterest and Tumblr.

Podcasts:

Starship Iris: 3 but there’s a ton of good stuff. Be gay do crimes but it’s in space. I hope you like “whiskey in the jar”. Krejjh.

The Orbiting Human Circus: 5. Comfort podcast. Just a smol boi with an incredible imagination and amnesia. Great for a mental escape. Julian but also most of them are great

King Falls am: 2. Late night talk radio but with cryptids. Starts with 16 min episodes but later 30 min. We love the hosts. Greg Frickard can eat shit. Ben Arnold

The Bright Sessions: 2. Therapy for the strange and unusual. Three main patients but later episodes can take place outside of sessions. Caleb.

Girl in Space: 4. Super long episodes like at least 45 min but that’s the shortest one so... I CANT BELIEVE I WROTE SO LITTLE WATCH THIS ONE. X but I’m fond of Kai.

Eos 10: 5 Interplanetary med clinic with bizarre humor. Listen to ep. 4 with headphones. Dimensional shift in season 3? is confusing and takes getting used to but otherwise really good. Jane Johns and Levi.

Myths and Legends: 1 interesting cryptids without being scary. Diverse storytelling. Good to vibe or fall asleep to.

The Magnus Archives: 3 its dark academia meets urban legend. It’s so spooky and full of unrelated? short stories. Also the main character hates his co workers so so much. I mean he really shouldn’t but,,,, Martin and Daisy

Wolf 359: 2 it’s easy to follow. They’re on a spaceship and boy does it suck. How much can pop culture loving Officer Eiffel prevent anyone from accomplishing anything that needs to be done? A solid 60% of the time. Eiffel but also Hera

The Penumbra (but really just the Juno Steel ones the second citadel wasn’t all that good): 2 A private eye who lives on Mars and uses the word “goddamn” like a comma ends up falling for the most ridiculously extra thief and is angry about it. It’s set like a black and white detective movie and tends to have really funny dialogue at least once you get into it if not out of the gate. Honestly, Juno but i love literally everyone.

Within the wires: 3 so each season has an entirely new time period and main narrator but it’s all the same dystopian alternate universe. Honestly it gets fascinating seeing all of the facets of The Society. Micheal or maybe Hester

Hello from the Hallowoods: 3 it seems like there’s no continuity at first but the stories connect I promise and you won’t have to go back like you would for The Magnus Archives and these characters, even the ones that sort of bore you at first will become so, so dear to you. A forest at the end of the world, black water and the world changed in the far north of Ontario. It’s got it all and it is morbid and queer and STUNNINGLY beautiful. Diggory, Percy, Mort, Yaretzi, Walt, and ridiculously I have a certain fondness for Big Mikey. It’s such an ensamble but they’re all so good 🥺

Monstrous Agonies: 1 fifteen-minute double advice segments for the creature and supernatural community of Britain and beyond. It’s weird and I don’t have a lot of attachment to the show itself but some episodes are stunningly well done and it’s got tons of amazing concepts that it explores. No favorite characters per se, since there are few repeat appearances outside of The Presenter, so in lieu of that my favorite episodes were the one with the bean sidhe and the one with the wulver and the old woman in love. It seems like all of the good stories come out of Ireland.

hello err fans of podcasts :3 im doing a project for school on fiction podcasts so..

if you could reblog this with all the podcasts you listened to in order (if you want to provide commentary as to why you went from one podcast to another (for example, the magnus archives to malevolent as a popular example->the eldritch horror) that'd be really useful! thanks :)

[mimiri22-6]

I just got done watching Tommy’s vod, since I slept through today, again, and the gaslighting is to the point where I specifically pulled up the episode in King Falls AM where Emily punches Greg Fuckard just to rejoice in an abuser getting punched to the ground and left to cry like the bitch ass wimp he is. Ugh, I can not tell you how many times I replayed that audio clip when that episode first came out. So Good!

[miresmalice]

I’ve only just finished so 49 of King Falls but I’m so angry at Frickard I’m actually shaking. If someone pulled that shit on me I would just Murder them on the spot, live on air, consequences be damned.

[stupidsexygrizzop]

GREG FRICKARD?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING GREG FRICKARD GOD DAMN FOOL FROG KILLING DUST EATING RAT SEXIST BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN FROGBOY MOTHERFUCKING GREG FRICKARD

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT GREG FRICKARD I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CULT FRIENDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MOUSTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said greg frickards waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with greg frickard speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he cooks jalapeno poppers but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some sexist shithead whos a fan of john green and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a politician make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal .com/IFuckingHateGregFrickard

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his restaurant and I lost it

where the fuck is greg frickard if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty creepass man

ill punch frickard and his sad frail greasy man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final frog he kept on him at all times simply named Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when greg died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true radio ads

[torchstelechos]

Forgot to post this ngl

[archies-pomchipalace]

I think we can all agree on this one 😌

[shortandpsycho]

Just finished listening to King Falls AM and I can’t wait for Jack to come back so he can choke slam Frickard

[aliteralchicken]

Greg: you suck Stevens

Sammy, too tired to even argue: and you swallow Greg