#french lynx

[dragonfireartstudios]

Welp. They’ve done it. @nebula-horizons has finally infected me with Around The World With Willy Fog.

We both watched the show as kids so re watching it was incredibly nostalgic for me.

However I do disagree with a few of the designs, notably ones that don’t match the animal they’re meant to be. Rigodon is supposedly a French lynx, however his design makes him just look like a normal cat and so I’ve done a quick (kinda bad) doodle on how I think he could have looked if he was designed a little more true to his species.

The colouring is patchy, the lines are shaky but this is just to put a visual to my thoughts and honestly I just think he’d look better with ear tufties and more cheek fluff 🤷

Sorry not sorry Newt for mutilating your boy 😈

[macaquesrottingcorpse]

I find hsr characters names really funny

[masschase]

Can you draw Pierce petting purring cats with Rhys, Persephone(AOM), Ben Casey Akula and Alejandra?

I had to spread it over two images to fit bc of so many characters but let's say the couches are facing each other 😊

I was thinking of @shelovestobite's kitty when I drew Akula's and @iilovebeam I can only apologise for this drawing of Alejandra; the paper started to rip the number of times I tried to draw her mouth 😭

Akula: "That is NOT a cat."

Alejandra: "It's a cat."

Casey: "A domesticated cat?"

Alejandra: "....it's a cat."

Pierce, Rhys and Ben are in their white house outfits and the Bosses are in their SR2 outfits bc *shrug*

[opelman]

806 - Westland Lynx Mk 4 by Laurent Quérité Via Flickr: Retraite du Lynx et mise en veille de la Flottille 34F French Navy Flottille 34F BAN Lanvéoc Poulmic LFRL Lanvéoc Bretagne France IMG_5006

[webkinztournament]

[dreamerlynx]

ngl jumped onto shadoune’s stream on a whim and I may not know Spanish but he plays some banger tunes (undertale and deltarune tracks/remixes? maybe)

[kiss-fr0m-a-r0se]

Hey 🤙

I’m Evan Rosier and this is my blog

🥀About me: I’m biromantic, I’m demisexual, my pronouns are he/him, I’m Indigenous Australian and French, I’m a Slytherin, and I’m a twin

🥀Likes: my sister, my friends, taxidermy, collecting dead bugs, autopsies, visiting Australia, skateboarding, going for walks in forests, drawing, and painting

🥀Dislikes: racists, cops, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, basically anyone who’s an asshole

🥀People I know:

@pandorasverse - Pandora

@automaticdanger - Barty

@r3gulus-abl4ck - Regulus

@orcasmeadowes - Dorcas

@cryst4al-v1s1ons - Sybill

@you-with-the-dark-curls - Sirius

@chocofrogfiend - Remus

@god-fears-rats - Peter

@the-only-sunshinestag - James

@lynxablack - Lynx

@mel-does-shit - Amelia

@greatbittertower - Marlene

@echoofevans - Lily

@brutalbelladonna - Bellatrix

@pastel-nightmare - Celeste

OOC:

this is a rp, and if you don’t like that or how I portray Evan, leave

my main is @cheekyboybeth

contact @a-t1r3d-b1s3xual or @aesthetic-writer18 to join

[pitruli]

One Piece - Warrior Cats AU, but it's a post-apo world with cats playing pirates to replace humans; here's the strawhats first!

Finally made small clean designs of the ideas i had for months haha- Not sure who i'll make next but there's so many characters i want to draw as cats hehe (i can take suggestions)

got some notes under cut

Monkeydawn: can't remember why i made him a colour point- Warrior cat names are a pirate thing, and Dawn is exclusive to the Ds. The ribbon is basically the strawhat here, given by Redscar (i didn't like the look of hats on cats-). Leader of Strawclan but he's bad at names so everyone named themselves

Mossthorn: gray oriental cat. Formerly named Thorn the Fox, Moss is a joke from Snail but also his favorite colour so- He's Clan deputy and a knife wielder, the harness is to keep them on his back.

Waveberry: long hair calico cat. Formerly named Wave, and was Wavestorm in the fishcats' clan. Berries are still a currency here but it sounded better than trying to fit Tangerine in her name. First warrior of the clan and terrain painter. Oh and there's Cloudstar too (names in -star are deities names)

Pebbleflight: black tabby cat. Formerly Pebble and had too many ideas for his pirate name. He grows poisonous plants for projectiles. Wanted as Flyingspark and then Pebblestar (he also has a star on his forehead like WC leaders have in fanarts!)

Snailswirl: Turkish van. Snail is a name he was given by Redleg (such a joke for a french cook but i love it), and Swirl is a joke from Moss. He's both a warrior and a med cat, his cooking experiments helping with faster recoveries.

Antlerfall: Neko no mi, model: lynx. Was named like a pirate by med cat Cherrytree, as his antlers disappear in his full lynx form. He's actually taller than most of the crew in all his forms. The one and only med reindeer !

Ravenbloom: russian blue. Went by the name Newmoon in Baroque Works, and is wanted as "Devilkit". She took back her childhood name Raven when joining the clan. Six legged most of the time because come on it's useful. Studies the extinction of humans (the existence of humans is still to be proven)

Blueflame: blue Mainecoon. Formerly named Littleflame, and renamed Blue by Iceberg, mixed both names when joining the crew. Lost his tail and badly injured his paws in the train accident, so the cyborg part is more like an exoskeleton. And hey, being six legged is fun. Assigned builder of the crew.

Whalesong: Siberian cat. Had his name from the black and white pattern of his fur making him look like an orca, and it fits with Laboon! So yes he is wearing his own fur because of course. His soul form also look like a typical starclan spirit fanarts, and starclan is an old pirate legend here.

Sharkstrike: fishcat! I'm so close to make a whole speculative evolution project about fishcats, but basically, they are cats if they had taken the same evolutionary path as whales. He's not a shark, he's still "just" a cat, but most fishcats are named after sea creatures.

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Kevin has a theory about why the Canadian Lynx doesn't understand his French. {x}

[elliott-the-creature]

A list of my current alterhuman identities!

All of these are mainly psychological in nature, with some spiritual and physical bits in there too

Feline Theriotypes:

Domestic cat (any breeds except for sphynx cat)

Tiger

Leopard

Snow leopard

Jaguar

Ocelot

Lynx

Canine Theriotypes:

Duck Tolling Retriever

Akita Inu

Norwegian Elkhound

Rough Collie

Aussie Shepherd

Border Collie

Long-haired Dalmatian

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

American Alsatian

German Shepherd

Chow Chow

Fox (includes red (all colourations), grey, arctic, and cape)

Cervid Theriotypes:

White-tailed Deer

Mule Deer

Red Deer

European Fallow Deer

Southern Pudu Deer

Caribou

Owl Theriotypes:

Great Horned Owl

Barn Owl

Barred Owl

Tawny Owl

Spotted Owl

Spotted Wood Owl

Ural Owl

Red Morph Screech Owl

Fictotypes:

SeaWing/RainWing hybrid

SilkWing/IceWing hybrid (flicker)

Red Bokoblin (linktype) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Ice Lizalfos (linktype) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Blue Horriblin (linktype)

Zora (flicker) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Enderman (flicker)

Cambitheriotypes:

Water

Alien (shapeshifter)

Guardian Angel mixed with a Winged Humanoid

Mouse (including deer mouse, house mouse, harvest mouse, and fancy mouse)

Fancy Rat

Lop Rabbit (including holland, mini, american fuzzy, cashmere, and french)

Poltergeist Sheet Ghost

Others (linktypes in bold, hearttypes in italics):

Liminal Spaces

Macaw

Parakeet (specifically rosellas and aratingas)

Black bear (all colourations)

Regal Jumping Spider

Deinonychus

Ankylosaur

Horse (drafts, fjords, clydesdale, and appaloosa)

[sgiandubh]

Geotagging, take 2

Thanks to @2truthsandalie5's lynx eye (thank you - I am a legit Instagram imbecile, but I can whip some mean French clafoutis in less than 20 minutes), we can now confidently determine a couple of more details.

I have no problems correcting my posts and even amending them when proven shaky: this is not a competition, but I believe integrity is paramount.

So, here goes:

It was a private dinner, as I first supposed. Unclear if on behalf of Ora Ito himself or just hosted by him for what probably is (at least part of) The Amateur cast, which would explain why both C and Malek attended. I should think he hosted it: not his birthday, and the Modulor is his pet project.

If you want to try and stretch out the connections game, know that Ora Ito is the son of the French designer Pascal Morabito (hence the name). Morabito is rather famous (as far as I know, and I do know a fair bit) for interior designs (furniture) & perfumes, but still...

You can probably see all the people in attendance: all you have to do is check out the clip on the event organizer's Insta account.

It happened on Saturday, January 13. Not on the 15th (stroke me as odd, but went with it because I shall probably never learn). Again, I have no problem admitting I was wrong as, for me, it does not change anything. Posted as a latergram on Monday, hence the mistake even Malek's fandom made, with less drama than in here. Happier people, I presume.

Still no McSideburns. Je suis désolée (nope, not really, buttercup!).

I will never understand these people's passion for empty, derelict looking concrete hallways that require an Aspirin and a hot toddy immediately after returning home. But that's just me. I am sure they had a great time and, more importantly, the timing still fits.

This page has nothing to hide. Never did. Never will. [edit] Oh, and: S left for Palma Gran Canaria on the 14th.

Makes sense.

[h2llish]

take my hand ˖ if you want to be mutuals you can ask. if you wish to be removed from this list please let me know

˖ mooties can i send you flowers

【 ❝ my favorite squirrel. he deserves all the sunflowers ✧„ ── @v-anrouge 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✵ aster ! )

【 ❝ the hamster who will undoubtedly die the moment he's left unattended ✧„ ── @saint-in-chains 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ⚠ ollie ! )

【 ❝ ferret who would run off with my socks soon as i look away. but it's okay i'd let them. ✧„ ── @edith-is-a-cat 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☁ edie ! )

【 ❝ a calico cat i'd clear the best sunbathing spot for. giving them all the treats ✧„ ── @nervocat 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☆ nervo ! )

【 ❝ a mouse who deserves only the best, giving you free space to roam safely ✧„ ── @vtoriacore 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❣ vitoria ! )

【 ❝ a rabbit who would undoubtedly kick me just cause ✧„ ── @shinysparklesapphires 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✴ sapphire ! )

【 ❝ he's an tuxedo cat if i've ever seen one ✧„ ── @kaevch 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ⁎ ryu ! )

【 ❝ a humming bird!! ✧„ ── @rooksamoris 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❀ amoris ! )

【 ❝ a desert mouse! ✧„ ── @spadecentral 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✰ eli ! )

【 ❝ self explanatory, a fox! treats for you <3! ✧„ ── @ignisomniac 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☀ fox ! )

【 ❝ hyena :) ✧„ ── @rook-hunts 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❈ terra ! )

【 ❝ a red panda! ✧„ ── @niftykin 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ⚘ hana ! )

【 ❝ flamingo! ✧„ ── @kyupidos 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ♡ asmodeus ! )

【 ❝ they're a chinchilla ✧„ ── @vivigoesinsaneagain 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❥ vivi ! )

【 ❝ a seal! ✧„ ── @maopll 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❅ avi ! )

【 ❝ he's a rainbow boa! ✧„ ── @coffinkissez 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✺ piers ! )

【 ❝ a lynx ✧„ ── @kirans-wonderland 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ♦ kiran ! )

【 ❝ they're a thresher shark :3 ✧„ ── @floydsteeth 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❂ arson ! )

【 ❝ he's definitely a grey parrot ✧„ ── @atticoratticus 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✦ atticus ! )

【 ❝ a very nice raven ✧„ ── @nighttime-del1rium 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( 🌟 nyx ! )

【 ❝ she's a moon jelly! my tumblr older sister ✧„ ── @zoropookie 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❊ pookie ! )

【 ❝ boreal owl ✧„ ── @dove-da-birb 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( დ dove ! )

【 ❝ a fennec fox! ✧„ ── @xen-blank 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✤ xen ! )

【 ❝ a possum obviously ✧„ ── @trinket-o-pawsum 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ⋆ trinket ! )

【 ❝ pocket gopher ✧„ ── @sakureis 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✼ atlas ! )

【 ❝ she's an east pacific red octopus. wow a long name. ✧„ ── @cloudcountry 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ♕ auburn ! )

【 ❝ a cotton mouse ✧„ ── @boopshoops 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( 💕 shoopy ! )

【 ❝ maned wolf! ✧„ ── @tenjikyu 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✢ asher ! )

【 ❝ a bird, or more specifically a common starling! ✧„ ── @h0neybane 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❦ evelyn ! )

【 ❝ sea wasp! it's a jellyfish ✧„ ── @jellichuu 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✘ jelly ! )

【 ❝ he's a fishing cat. yes that is a real wild cat's name. ✧„ ── @kazumiku 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☣ kazumi ! )

【 ❝ a cavalier king charles spaniel ✧„ ── @hauntedtaxidermy 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( 💝 joy ! )

【 ❝ ocellate river stingray ✧„ ── @fxngtasy 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✪ icarus ! )

【 ❝ a kingfisher! (a bird) ✧„ ── @peachystea 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( 🌺 peachy ! )

【 ❝ the swallow bird ✧„ ── @kinvasions 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☃ ni ! )

【 ❝ desert grassland whiptail lizard.. wow long name ✧„ ── @iorilvr 】 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧

── ⁀➷ ( ♠ spade ! )

【 ❝ common guitarfish ✧„ ── @simonisferal 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ☾ simon ! )

【 ❝ a panamic cushion star (it's a starfish!) ✧„ ── @eutopiastar 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ❁ lena ! )

【 ❝ they're back!! an iguana who shares custody of edie ✧„ ── @the-clockwork-fiend 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ➺ ferris ! )

【 ❝ a porcupine✧„ ── @driftwoodmanor 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✵ asta ! )

【 ❝ a prairie dog ✧„ ── @whoooismkeee 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ✱ rem ! )

【 ❝ bird of paradise ✧„ ── @l-seleene-l 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ও seleene ! )

【 ❝ a african wild cat. cute but deadly! ✧„ ── @french-fryyyy 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( ⑆ fry ! )

【 ❝ a flamingo seemed most fitting! ✧„ ── @velsbels 】

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ ── ⁀➷ ( 🍓vel ! )

[boyslit]

HSR Cooking Headcanons!

found a big document of these i never finished but i think they're fun. doesn't include everyone but a vast majority of Belobog+Luofu characters

Trailblazer - not so great with a stove. Pom-Pom has PTSD flashbacks when they offer to help prepare meals and the Trailblazer is thusly shooed from the premises. they're used to foraging snacks and treasures in the trash anyway

March 7th - ADHD disaster. she can whip up desserts mostly but the kitchen looks like a tornado happened afterwards and she'll rope someone into helping

Dan Heng - this boy grew up in a prison and then spent his adult life on the run from his murderous ex, when did he have time to learn to cook? naw, if he's not on the Express it's takeout and fast food for this poor meow meow

Pom-Pom - the esteemed head chef of the Astral Express. they are the ruler of their kitchen and no recipe is beyond their grasp. you might wonder how they can reach the counters and grip utensils when they are so small and bunny-like but Pom-Pom is very good at what they do, so you don't have to worry at all!

Welt Yang - he's an ok cook, like many dads, but he's got a tendency to lean on parental shortcuts like frozen French fries or chicken nuggets (not that anyone ever complains about this)

Himeko - she's best left to her coffee brewing, let's just put it that way.

Kafka - also a disaster, but she has little interest in cooking for herself. this is also the reason the trailblazer can't cook - she wasn't able to teach them

Silver Wolf - no interest in cooking beyond TV meals or reheating leftovers. takeout, gamer supps and snackies take priority 

Blade - somewhere in his muddied floodwaters of memory there's the capability to cook, but it comes and goes and the pain in his hands make it difficult to grip utensils and other implements with the fine motor movements required to chop and whisk and flip. He used to cook for his husband occasionally despite Dan Feng having a personal chef as high elder

Gepard - he does his best… things like breakfast eggs, toast, sausage, noodles, these are easy to accomplish. anything too fancy is a step too far. he's really too busy to practice.

Serval - generally competent. she had to learn to feed herself after getting kicked out of the architects and staying on her own. she's adventurous, always trying new flavor combinations and changing recipes for fun

Lynx - a true outdoorswoman, knows how to forage and trap game and cooks a mean stew. it's unconventional fare, though, and not to everyone's sensibilities. 

Pela - a good cook. sticks to the recipes religiously, and very good at baking because of her precision

Natasha - "knows" how to cook but while she's great at the chemistry behind making medicines, food takes a backseat. grin and bear it if she asks you to try something she made, you don't want to make her sad. she tried really hard for you after all.

Hook - isn't allowed to cook without supervision but she makes an enthusiastic sous chef! helps Dad make dinner and sets a lovely table

Seele - abysmal but I can see her being interested in improving in order to cook something nice for Bronya. when asked why she's suddenly interested in learning, however, the lady doth protest too much. you don't question it further though because you don't want her to make you a knuckle sandwich.

Sampo - unfortunately my own biases cloud my judgement here because I love a man that can cook. but Sampo does seem like the sort of guy who operates on comedy law and that's something I am familiar with. option 1: he closes the door to the kitchen and refuses anyone's help. there's an unholy racket, a cloud of black smoke, some coughing, a Wilhelm scream, and then a few bars of whistling. when he emerges, it's with a pristine plate of gorgeously prepared braised meat and carmelized vegetables with delicate garnish. option 2: he puts on a bit of a show. it's like that cooking porn anime, and onlookers find they have to look away periodically or loosen a tie to keep themselves in check. finally, when he lifts the lid over the plate… the censorship committee has ordered it pixelated so it can still air in the same time slot. (both of these scenarios happen within the same week)

Bronya - she's too busy! she's always working or training or sleeping. luckily, Seele is hard at work learning to cook for her wife hard-working friend

Qingque - Maybe instant noodles, maybe the Xianzhou equivalent of box Mac and cheese. Otherwise she's patronizing the food spots in Aurum Alley and getting takeout ordered to her desk so she can be seen working through lunch (she's not actually working tho)

Fu Xuan - she makes a mean pot of tea but she's so busy she has no time to cook. She subscribes to box meals (like Hello Fresh, etc) so she can feel like she's not surviving on takeout and restaurant meals. She definitely has Girl Breakfast and Girl Lunch though (her favorite bubble tea and two cups of extra sugary tea for that afternoon pick-me-up, respectively) which is not great. Watch out for gastritis, sis.

Jing Yuan - he's got dad grilling vibes but I can't see this man seriously cooking. at best there'll be weaponized incompetence before he's shooed out of the kitchen, chuckling. since he's the general however I have to assume he has a personal chef. 

Yanqing - tried to cut vegetables with his swords once and was summarily banned from every kitchen

Jingliu - I'm not even sure she eats anymore. Doesn't she just feed off of ambient malice or something

Luka - Mr. Meat Boy knows his way around a grill and a campfire, but try to sully it with vegetables and you're getting the biggest glare he can muster. A boxer can't live on meat alone, and considering you're nihility path, do we think a vegetable may cause less despair?

Guinaifen - does this girl live somewhere? Like in an apartment or something? She seems to be always out and about, busy streaming or performing or meeting friends to do either of the previous. She probably eats like Qingque does, grabbing something from the Alley whenever her tummy grumbles, but otherwise we are on 👏 the 👏 go !

Topaz - this girl is BUSY busy, she's ordering Grubhubs and Doordashes and having her order from the caf delivered by drone bot while she works through lunch. likes big meetings in the conference rooms though, because there's usually pastries and coffee

Aventurine - much like the other hardworking folks, he ends up with a lot of Space Doordashed lunches and late-work dinners. He attempts recipes from internet videos sometimes, for fun and the love of the trend. He doesn't super know what he's doing but it always turns out marvellously.

Ratio - Few things are outside Dr. Veritas Ratio's wheelhouse, and because a healthy diet is required to maintain a healthy body and mind, he's well versed in cooking techniques and healthy eating. Occasionally will stoop to making something less healthy like french toast to spoil Aventurine with.

Ruan Mei - In my head she's got the 'tism that makes her dislike all but like 2 or 3 textures, and those textures are generally desserts she's learned to make for herself - smooth puddings and pastes, soft dough. I suppose the Lifeform Oven isn't technically cooking, however…

Mme.  Herta - [Automatic Reply] I'm busy. The cafeteria is open for this purpose. [This user cannot be replied to.]

Asta - there's a reason Arlan makes fried rice so well 🙃

[characterswithanimalnamesfight]

Prelim 13/27

From submitters :

West Germanic Bernhard is composed from the two elements bern "bear" and hard "brave, hardy". Its native Old English reflex was Beornheard, which was replaced by the French form Bernard that was brought to England after the Norman Conquest.

In Japanese, "otori" means phoenix (emu is also an animal, but this is still japanese and emu means smile)

[fox-daddy]

The arcana as stolen memes again, again

Julian; the desire to disappear vs the desire to be held and wanted

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Mc: what is the most complicated way to cook an egg?

Nadia without missing a beat: Atmospheric re-entry

Mc holding an egg:...well shit

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Muriel: What if instead of stepping out of my comfort zone I step into an even comfier zone?

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Lucio: huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when that happens

Lucio: NEVERMIND, my mum just said skill issue to me

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Mc: I wish I had the ability

Muriel:...to do what?

Mc:yeah

Muriel:...

Mc:...

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Asra: I think we should have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we're born so if we break em there's a fun little surprise

Mc: whats the surpise?

Julian cutting in: blood poisoning

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Lucio: if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

Mc: trying not to encourage him by laughing*

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Mc: one time Asra put a glass of milk on the table in front of me and I meant to ask them 'who's milk is this?' because I wasn't sure if it was for me or if they were putting it down on the table to go grab something else and I just stared down at the milk and said 'who's this?' and they turned around and without missing a beat said 'that's your new friend mr.milk' then we stared at each other for a solid twenty seconds before they asked if I was high.

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(modern day arcana *not the au faking it*)

Nadia: the worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Mc: you know their are no witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking

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Mc; those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

Nadia: lebionage

Portia:bi spy

Julian: it's an ace case

Asra: secret gaygent

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Nadia: 'kobe' is for accuracy and precision while 'yeet' is for power and distance

Mc: I can turn this into dnd stats

Nadia:???

Mc:Kobe is dexterity, yeet is strength, oof is constitution, tea is intelligence, yolo is wisdom, and wig is charisma

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Mc; You want to know one of my favorite facts? If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest wild mice will come and run on it. That is one of my favourite facts.

Muriel:... bobcats and lynx's will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the forest. I asked Asra about it and they said 'cat's' while shrugging.

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Mc; George Washington died in 1799, 15 years before the first dinosaur was classified. So therefore, Gorge Washington never knew about dinosaurs

Portia: Why does this make me so sad?

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Nadia: if you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly. Which is good to know if you want to resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80's.

Portia: I'm just going to go ahead and take a note about this for purely educational purposes.

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Julian: you got to be dunkin my doughnuts

Asra: you gotta be hutting my pizza

Portia: you gotta be mackin my donalds

Nadia: you're really innin my outs here, buddy. You're fivein my guys.

Lucio: ya whiting my castle. Ya darying my queen. Ya steaking my shake.

Mc: but are you belling my taco?

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(ones with my oc's because why not)

Hunter: stuck in an elevator because Portia decided to jump?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: fucken mint

Hunter: Julian's had three panic attacks in ten minutes?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

Hunter:Muriel hasn't said a thing since we got stuck?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

Hunter: Lucio being immature and yelling the whole time?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

Hunter: Asra has just been listening to music and trying to call Nadia to come get us?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

Hunter: Kyle has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

Hunter: Lucio's going to be the one we blame because we all hate his fucking guts

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: Fucken mint

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Hunter: I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and Julian is freaking out and wants to take me to the hospital. Portia was like 'let's not make any rash decisions' and we high-fived and now Julian is yelling at both of us.

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Hunter: someone will be like 'coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what it's doing to your body' like psssh removing the rust obviously

Nadia: that's not how that works

Hunter: Yeah? while I don't have rust in my body so check mate

Nadia:

[dreamerlynx]

THE WAY I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT SLIME’S “uno autre nombre… es EL BACKFLIP!”