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A sort of serious but silly sounding question - I've seen that people sell dehydrated and freeze dried eggs on Etsy (and likely other places) so I've been wondering: are there any farmers who raise their chickens consistently around barn cats and are selling dehydrated egg yolks?
For context, I unexpectedly ended up with a cat this summer, it was a hard summer for rescuers where I live and I planned on just fostering him - fully aware that I was allergic and knowing that my symptoms were manageable with antihistamines - but we weren't able to find him a home and alas, poor little dude is stuck with me for the remainder of his nine lives.
When it was becoming obvious that he was going to stay with me for a while I started feeding him Purina LiveClear so that I could reduce my antihistamine intake and so far it's been working wonderfully for me (my bouts of allergy symptoms are few and far between without any medicine and it's been like that for a month now) but as he is officially My Cat now, I have to also think about his health in the long run and I would really like to be able to make more informed decisions about his diet without being so restricted (I'm feeling super guilty that he is sentenced to eating dry food with suboptimal nutritional value because it makes me not choke to death, basically). Long story short, I wanna try DIY-ing and figure out something that works for both of us, especially as I would really like to get him a sibling so that he can thrive.
(Another reason is that I try to avoid giving money to Nestle if not absolutely neccessary so an alternative would be swell)
#i feel like i should just get reddit to figure this out tbh#cat#cat advice#cat food#free range eggs#freeze dried eggs#dehydrated eggs#farming#chicken farming#chicken eggs
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Vegan Baked Strawberry Frosted Donuts
#vegan#baked doughnuts#strawberry#frosting#doughnuts#food#breakfast#snack#dairy free#dessert#egg free#pink#valentines day#summer#spring#applesauce#freeze dried strawberry#https://peanutbutterpluschocolate.com/strawberry-frosted-donuts/
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Breakfast Bowl Easter Eggs (Vegan & Gluten-Free)
#vegan#gluten free#breakfast#sweets#breakfast bowl#easter egg#easter#chocolate#vegan yogurt#granola#peanut butter#protein powder#plant milk#blueberries#freeze dried raspberries
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Preserving Eggs Long-Term:
As a new chicken owner (since May 2023), I recently discovered that I cannot eat all of the eggs my chickens are laying, even after those I sell or give away. Hence this post on preserving eggs long term. Even if you're not a chicken owner, sometimes it's good to buy [anything] in bulk to delay paying increased food prices. So, here goes with some ideas to preserve eggs up to a year. I will update this posting as I find new resources:
Freeze Dried: My favorite breakfast always includes eggs but, in a camping (or bug-out) situation, they can be heavy, space-consuming and create a potentially messy situation. Several commercial freeze-dried options are available but are costly. While a bit time-consuming, DIY Freeze-Dried Eggs can be a cheaper alternative. Reference Link
Freezing Raw: Eggs should not be frozen in the shell, but can be out of the shell. Crack a single raw egg into each slot of an ice cube (or muffin tin) tray. Pre-scramble it or leave as is depending on your future use. Freeze in the tray, then pop out and put each egg in a zip-lock bag to keep frozen and free up the ice cube tray for another purpose. OR, just break an egg (or eggs) directly into the zip-lock bag then freeze. To use, simply leave each frozen egg sitting at room temp in a bowl to defrost. Freeze for up to 3 months or as long as 1 year. Reference Link 1 Reference Link 2
Freezing Cooked: Freezing cooked eggs can be more difficult. The texture and quality of eggs can suffer if you're not careful. The best way to freeze cooked eggs is by folding them into other ingredients (recipes) that will hold up well in cold temps; the moisture from the ice formed when freezing certain egg dishes can actually help the eggs taste better when they're reheated. Reference Link
Hard Boiled: Hard-boiled eggs, placed in vinegar/brine, can be preserved up to 3 months, if closed in an airtight "canning" jar, preferably made of glass or ceramic, not in metal. Refrigerated hard boiled eggs, still in the shell, will last about 1 week; unpeeled, about 3 days. Peeled or unpeeled, they will last only two hours at room temperature. [Reference 1] [Reference 2] Fresh/Raw: Straight from the chicken or other bird (not the store), fresh eggs, unwashed and in the shell, can be preserved much longer than any other preservation method. Fresh, unwashed eggs will have a room temperature shelf-life of about 2 to 4 weeks while refrigerated eggs will last 3 to 6 months. Eggs that are preserved with a mineral oil coating can last from 6 months to 1 year. Eggs preserved with the water glassing method (pickling lime water) can last 1 to 2 years. [Reference 4] [Reference 5] [Reference 6]
Egg Safety Tips: Always rinse eggs, under fresh warm running water, before use. Don't soak eggs except to hard boil. Wash hands, with soap and warm water, after handling eggs.
Related Links: Preserve Fresh Eggs Without Refrigeration Ways to Preserve Eggs (Safely) Cook a Raw Egg in its Shell in Campfire Ashes About Chickens and Eggs
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blueberry almond meringues
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[AND WHOSE RECIPE? THIS IS, UH, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE ALSO. GOT IT. HALF-AND-HALF IS NEXT, EGGS, POTATO PEARLS. POTATO PEARLS IS A FANCY WORD FOR FREEZE-DRIED POTATOES.]
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#freeze dried strawberries#pie#lattice crust#summer food#pink food#cornstarch#egg white#sanding sugar#lemon juice
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"Soft Raspberry Sugar Cookies"
Don’t you just love a good cookie? Yes, and who can resist. Cookies are a simple way to sooth your sweet craving and these Soft Raspberry Sugar Cookies will happily oblige. These sugar cookies are soft in texture and buttery flavor that comes through in every bite. I didn’t want a plain cookie so freeze-dried raspberries are used to add a subtle fruit flavor. Freeze-dried raspberries are perfect…
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#eggs#freeze-dried raspberries#granulated sugar#Heilala vanilla bean paste#pure vanilla extract#salted butter#whole milk
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EGG UPDATE!
:D Thank you for everyone who commissioned and donated me so much! I managed to pay off his vet bills! His major medications are over! Theres some maintenance still like his diet, supplements and stuff! I’m really thankful for everyone😭!!!! My comms and Ko-fi is still open! I have to maintain his new diet well. ((One of the main reasons I really fear any of my cats get UTI is the aftermath. Maintenance is not cheap & theres a possibility and vulnerability of getting infected again said the vet?)) I think I’ll invest in a automatic water fountain dispenser soon so i’ll save up for that! Again thank you so much for everyones support!!! Its been months since he got hospitalized and thankful he has fully recovered albeit he became a bit picky with his vet preferred cat food ;;; (kinda bumming since its hella pricey wahahaha but i got to buy one thank you to the donator i manage to buy 1 sack!!!!!)
Heres Egg, he looks like Senshi hafling ver from Dungeon Meshi
Help my Cat to get the best medical care he needs!
Hi guys I know I keep posting about this I just really need your help! My cat is currently confined. He had complications with his catheter. I really cherish him so much :( I'm struggling to pay off some of the his Vet expenses. I already dipped into my savings but I feel its not enough since the fight isnt over. Please consider sharing, donating or commissioning me! Egg is his name and I want him to have the best medical care out there! I miss Egg
#text post#egg update#thank you#so much#my comms are still open if anyones interested#most of my comms go to egg’s good either way#he has discovered freeze dried food#my wallet is crying#but im so happy he is becoming healthy again#reblog
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Easy Vegan No Bake Strawberry Crunch Cheesecake Recipe
#easy#vegan#no bake#strawberry#strawberry crunch#cheesecake#cream cheese#dessert#berries#pink#fruit#layer#dairy free#egg free#vanilla#nilla#nilla wafers#crust#freeze dried strawberry#summer#spring#valentines day#thebananadiaries
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Alice in Wonderland Cookies (Vegan)
#vegan#desserts#cookies#vegan butter#vegan egg substitute#vanilla#plant milk#chocolate#white chocolate#freeze dried strawberries#cane sugar#sandwich cookies
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Writing Notes: Mushrooms
The edible parts of fungi are the fruiting bodies that are produced very dramatically by huge spreading masses of mycelia, which draw their nutrients as parasites from roots and decaying vegetation.
BAY BOLETUS (Boletus badius)
Usually found in woodlands, this fungus is pale to brown in colour.
Has light yellow pores on the underside and these stain blue if damaged.
The flesh also stains a bluish colour when cut and smells very mushroomy.
The stalk has no frills but is smooth from base to cap.
Can be stored by slicing and drying or flash freezing.
They taste fine raw when sliced and make great soup.
SHAGGY INK CAP (Coprinus comatus)
Very common but distinctive mushroom.
Easy to identify with its egg-shaped shaggy cap.
Often grows on newly disturbed ground in large clusters.
The cap is covered with beautiful white scales and there is no veil on the stem when the cap opens to a bell shape with a dark black underside.
Need to be young and fresh to make good eating.
Shaggy ink caps make a wonderful mushroom soup.
These mushrooms do not store well, so they are best used fresh.
GIANT PUFFBALL (Langermannia gigantea)
Can grow to 80 cm diameter.
The huge white ball of a giant puffball is not hard to identify.
Must be used young before the spores have time to develop and the insects have time to take their share.
Slice them up like rump steak to cook them.
By themselves they have little flavour, but fried quickly with a little bacon they are delicious.
HORSE MUSHROOM (Agaricus arvensis)
Can be found on old pastures that has been grazed by horses or cattle.
Has a slight aniseed smell and does not shrivel up when cooked.
Just beware you don’t over-indulge if you are lucky enough in these times of chemical farming to find a crop of these.
The cap of the horse mushroom may be yellowy in colour, but be careful not to confuse it with the “yellow stainer” fungus, which will make you ill.
CHANTERELLE (Cantharellus cibarius)
May be found in woodland clearings.
Seasoned mushroom hunters will keep their locations a close secret as they tend to grow in the same places each year.
Are fairly small – up to 4 inches (10 cm) across but usually smaller – with a distinctive yellow colour and a slight smell of apricots.
The caps become like small, fluted trumpets as they age and the gills are heavy, irregular and run down the stems.
Best stored in good olive oil or in spiced alcohol.
PARASOL (Macrolepiota procera)
Usually found in open fields and has large brown scales in a symmetrical pattern around a pronounced central bump.
The cap can grow up to 10 inches (25 cm) across and the gills are white.
The stem is long and tough with a large ring around it.
Will dry well for storage.
Make a delicious dish by dipping pieces of the parasol in batter and deep frying.
PENNY BUN (Boletus edulis)
Also known as the “cep” mushroom and is a great prize for the mushroom hunter, as it has an unusual nutty flavour.
Found in woodland or sometimes in heather with dwarf willows, the “cep” can grow quite large – over 2 pounds (1 kg) in weight.
When picking, cut the cap in half to check for maggots. These work their way up through the stems.
Its cap looks just like freshly baked bread.
The colour darkens as the mushroom ages.
The underside will have yellow pores, not gills.
The stem is bulbous and solid white with brown stripey flecks.
Stores well if dried in thin slices.
HONEY FUNGUS (Armillaria mellea)
This yellowy-brown fungus is a tree-killer – but highly edible for humans.
The active part of the fungus is a black cord-like rhizomorph that covers huge areas under the soil and seeks out trees, which it destroys.
Normally grows straight out from trees and stumps, usually in large clumps.
The flesh is white and smells strong and sweet.
The gills vary from off-white to brown and the stalks are tough, often fused together at the base and with a white, cotton-like ring below the cap.
The caps become tough if you dry them so it’s best to freeze.
ORANGE PEEL (Aleuria aurantia)
An extraordinary, brightly coloured and very striking fungus.
Found commonly in large clumps in grassland on bare earth from autumn to early winter. The caps soon become wavy and are of fairly robust texture.
Quite small – up to 2 inches (5 cm) across – the fungus is bright orange on top and a lighter shade on the velvety underside.
These store well if dried.
WOOD MUSHROOM (Agaricus silvicola)
Only found in woodland.
A more delicate version of its close relative, the horse mushroom.
Does not grow out of a volval bag like the death cap and its gills are pink to brown in colour, not white.
The flesh does not discolour when cut and the smell is of a slight aniseed.
The cap is a creamy-yellow colour that darkens as it ages and is smaller than the horse mushroom, growing to only 4 inches (10 cm).
THE PRINCE (Agaricus augustus)
Resembles a stocky version of the parasol.
Grows up to 10 inches (25 cm) wide and is found in woodland.
The top is flecked with brownish scales.
The gills are off-white when young, turning dark brown with age.
The flesh is strong white and smells of mushroom.
The stem is very strong and often scaly with a large floppy ring under the cap – it is too tough to make good eating unless cooked in stews.
It has a strong flavour and can be frozen or dried for excellent winter meals.
FIELD MUSHROOM (Agaricus campestris)
Undoubtedly the best known of all mushrooms, before the days of chemical farming whole fields would be covered by the prolific field mushroom.
Get up early after a hot summer spell has been followed by rain to pick.
The silky white caps grow up to 4–5 inches (10–12 cm), the gills are pink, and the smell mushroomy.
The ring around the stems is very fragile and often missing.
Maggots can be a problem – check older specimens by cutting through the stems.
Can be stored by flash freezing or drying.
WHERE TO LOOK
You will always harvest your best specimens early in the morning. Fungi grow in a wide variety of places, but they will not tolerate chemical fertilizers or sprays.
They say it will take 20 years for the horse mushroom to appear in grassland after the use of chemicals has been stopped.
In fact, the majority of edible fungi grow in the proximity of woodland and many have close symbiotic relationships with particular tree roots.
But wild grassland does always produce an excellent crop of fungi every autumn and you will find each season’s crop in similar places to the previous year’s.
WHAT TO AVOID
There is probably no need to warn you of the fly agaric, as this bright red and white spotted fungus is so well known.
The most dangerous of all fungi is the death cap (Amanita phalloides).
A single death cap contains enough toxins to kill several people:
Usually it grows in woodland, particularly with oak trees. It can vary in colour, being similar in size to a field mushroom, but its characteristic features are white gills on the underside and a “volval” bag at the base. Any fungi growing from a “volval” bag are best left well alone for many are poisonous.
A death cap has white spores, not brown like most edible mushrooms.
Another mushroom to avoid is the “yellow stainer”, easily confused with field or horse mushrooms:
It has the distinctive feature of turning bright yellow when bruised or cut. It also smells rather like disinfectant.
NOTE. There is no easy way to determine whether a fungus is toxic just by looking at it. You should never ingest any unknown fungi. Fungal fruiting bodies can be picked out of the planter pot and thrown in the trash if there is a concern that pets or young children could ingest them.
Sources: 1 2 ⚜ Writing Notes & References ⚜ Food History
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see what happened is there's this lady who has lung cancer that we used to clean for sometimes. she also had some animals and we'd take care of them for her overnight if she had to go somewhere
well the last time we took care of the animals, there was this floor lamp that mona couldn't figure out how to turn on. i knew how to turn it on but i was in the bathroom so i couldn't help her turn it on and um. she accidentally broke it
we left an apology note and some cash to pay for the damages, she forgave us, we're good. right?
well now she's moving in with one of her sons and has to get rid of a bunch of her stuff. mom went to see her today and came home with the floor lamp we broke, saying that she "hopes we will learn a lot of lessons from it"
ik it was done in good faith and kindness but i'm sorry that's just a little bit passive-aggressive ma'am
holy shit i didn't know old ladies could be so passive aggresive
#gala's ganders#she's a kinda crazy lady i won't lie#imagine “weird health food person with food from all over the place in labels you can't read bc they're all in chinese” and you get the ide#like she had some WEIRD food. she FREEZE-DRIED SCRAMBLED EGGS. THAT'S NASTY#she also thinks dust caused her cancer? like um how?#yeah it's just wild
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Enhypen : Telling them a story but it doesnt make sense
PAIRING : OT7 x gn! Reader
GENRE : established relationship, fluff, crack
Warning : curse words
Author's note : this is requested, why do i get the motivation to write in library? Of all the places, the place where im supposed to study...
Heeseung
●'Babe you know the other day i went to walk my fish but the baby started to bark and i realised that it was the wrong day!'
●Looks you dead in the eye
●Just stares at you even after you finish talking
●'I cant tell if im sleep deprived or you arent making any sense'
●Would take him him 1 2 3 4000 business days to understand it was a prank
●You woukd just tell him to go sleep lmao
Jay
●'So I was planting the book and the turtle drowned so i put the heater in the frigde.'
●Bro just freezes trying to understand what you're saying
●'Excuse me?'
●Just confusion on his face and youre laughing your ass off
●Also would not understand how that prank works but it worked on him so...
●Would make fun of you 100% 😭
Jake
●'So tell me why when the cat was barking and my ears went blind so i put the curtains in the dishwasher.'
●Baby is so confused, like he has imaginary question marks floating around his head
●'What do you mean baby?'
●Trying so hard to not seem rude incase hes the one who doesnt understand you :(((
●Breaths out a sigh of relief when he realises it was a prank
●But then lowk gets mad that he was tricked lol 😭
Sunghoon
●'Hey, remember when me and my grandma went to mop the ocean and the cat had puppies so i blow dried the air?'
●Already knows its some kind of prank but hes still confused
●'What the fuck?'
●Cue your hysteric laughing because why does he look cute with that confused expression???
●Impressed by your randomness lowk but will not say it
●Will get back at you for this💯
Sunoo
●'You remember when i couldnt hear in my nose and i woke up and the dog laid eggs?'
●Is concerned for you more than hes confused
●'Are you okay, baby?'
●You cant even laugh at him he genuinely looks worried
●You tell him its a joke and he gives you the nastiest side eye
●But then laughs at how random that sentence was
Jungwon
●'Tell me why, when i was walking my penguin and i lost my toes so i watered the fish.'
●He is the most confused by far but also judging you at the same time
●'Baby, what the heck? What penguin?'
●Hes concerned about penguins more than your mental state and toes😐
●Starts laughing when you tell him its a prank
●'Stop watching those tiktoks.'
Ni-ki
●'Remember when the snail barked and my leg cut off because i had a headache so i preheat the ice.'
●Just stares at you with 🤨 face
●Is judging you so hard it makes you want to take back your words
●'Whats that supposed to mean, baby?'
●Can NAWT understand why people make pranks like this
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what are the main prey animals that Shadowclan eat in better bones? because in my rewrite, i can only find like 5 british marshland birds, the frogs like canon, and a common lizard, while the other clans have dozens of prey species. I don't think 7 prey species can feed 50 cats for the generations i need them to, yknow?
This is hard to find out because of the unfortunate reality that wetlands are an "unpopular" natural biome. It's hell out there. No one appreciates their local swamps and marshes </3
But I'M here, NUMBER 1 GOO FAN. Quickie on some of the most common species ShadowClan will be hunting, in an English wetland. 5 for your convenience.
Small intro/recap to BB!ShadowClan's food culture; For a mixture of several reasons, including early collaboration and trade with WindClan, living in an area heavily affected by seasonal changes, and cultural pride in being able to eat anything, ShadowClan has one of the most varied diets of any Clan. Mammals, fish, birds, if they can get their mouth on it, they will eat it.
(Yes. This means predators as well. Other Clans will avoid eating predators for culture and taste reasons. ShadowClan finds it offensive to just let good meat rot.)
The most important reason in that list must be stressed; winter is CRUEL to ShadowClan. The RiverClan river is a moving source of water which rarely completely ices over, most animals in ThunderClan don't hibernate, WindClan's rabbits are active in the snow. For most Clans, they will not feel the "bite" of winter until towards the end, when the prey populations crash. ShadowClan feels it immediately.
That's a problem because Prey Item Number 1 Will Surprise you. The most popular prey in ShadowClan is...
1: Ducks.
And with the most common species, mallards, at about 2 pounds on average (with males being slightly larger) you're looking at 5,442 calories each. Enough to feed 15 warriors for a day.
(Note: This estimate is low; actual value would probably be higher. This measurement is taken from this chart which measured whole carcasses and caloric value rounded from 5.9 to 6, and this particular duck was "dressed"-- so its organs, the most valuable part of the animal, were already removed.)
Ducks are SO valuable as prey it's hard to oversell them. They're huge, they're highly nutritious (thiamin, vitamin a, vitamin b, iron), and they're PACKED with fats. They also lay eggs, TONS of them, which ShadowClan will happily snatch from inattentive hens.
The problem with ducks is, they don't stick around in the winter. Mallards might stay if the weather is mild, but if the water starts freezing, they're a-leaving.
That means that right when ShadowClan needs them the most, they'll vanish. If the marsh freezes, which is VERY likely because it's stillwater, they can't access ANYTHING under the ice. So Prey Animal Number 2 ALSO becomes an issue;
2: Carp
Their size and weight varies immensely, but the european carp is a species that AVERAGES 6 - 15 pounds. Using our rough estimation numbers and only a 6 pound fish, that's 10,884 calories. That's a whole Clan fed, if it's rationed perfectly.
Many carp are larger and heavier than cats. Here is a picture of a human fisher with two 5-pound bass so you can get a feel for just how big fish are
The biggest problem with carp, aside from the fact that icy winter conditions will block access to catching them, is that their gallbladders are poisonous. Carp bile is the only dangerous type of bile Clan cats encounter (that I know about so far). When being eaten, Clan cats must take care to gut them gently and remove the organ without spilling toxic green slime everywhere.
(ShadowClan actually collects and uses this bile for other purposes. Dried and diluted, it can be used as a medicine for treating parasites, and wet and mixed into a poultice it can be used to dress wounds. If gargled, it can also dissolve and loosen stuck bones in the throat, VERY important for unknowing kittens who tried to eat cooked bird bones.)
These two are the most common animals in the highly varied ShadowClan diet. Hunt in the shallow marsh, and you're bound to bump into either a duck or a carp at some point.
But when winter rolls in, they start to rely on mammalian prey.
3: Rats
While some rats can breach 2 pounds (SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY NEW YORKERS) most of them only clock in at about half a pound-- 250 grams. That's 1,250 calories. About 3 cats fed.
(NOTE: These estimations of how MANY cats they feed assumes that these bites are being distributed evenly, such as if the animal was being put into a soup or meticulously portioned. It's more likely that a single rat is eaten alone or only shared between two warriors who then bulk up. The sensation of "fullness" is determined by weight rather than caloric value.)
Rats are highly adaptable omnivores, but most of their diet is actually plants! Humans associate them with garbage and filth, and yes, the rats from carrionplace would certainly taste awful. But most of the rats ShadowClan catches would be living in natural conditions, eating nuts, fruits, and smaller animals. So it doesn't make sense that canon sees ALL rats as dirty-- they should actually be a HUGE part of a warrior's diet!
Especially in ShadowClan, where the invasive brown rat has all but eliminated the native black rat population. Brown rats are huge, thick-tailed, excellent swimmers who stick around in the winter and find themselves right at home in a marsh or swamp.
In fact, ShadowClan thinks hunting them is a two-way blessing. A cat stays fed through the winter, and more resources are freed up for the rarer, but more delicious water vole. ThunderClan isn't the only Clan that understands population management.
And speaking of...
4: Squirrels
Significantly smaller than carp and ducks, gray squirrels are usually about 500 grams. I've heard it said that they triple in mass over the winter, but since I'm not sure if that means they triple in weight, I'll simply rule that a wintertime gray squirrel is 1000 grams. Which means about 5,000 calories, enough to feed 14 cats.
...but also. don't underestimate how big a squirrel is. You are a 200-pound bipedal ape, these are 10 pound cats. They are also eating all the organs you, a human, would usually toss.
The general term, wetland, refers to all land that is... take a guess... wet. The difference between a marsh and a swamp is that a swamp is wooded land, which means squirrels can live there!
ShadowClan often finds itself in conflict with ThunderClan over squirrels. The native, endangered red squirrel is a cultural icon to ThunderClan and they believe it's important to protect it at all costs by killing gray squirrels whenever possible. ShadowClan, meanwhile, agrees red squirrels are beautiful, but isn't willing to be aggressive with gray squirrel populations to protect them.
5: Cheating
In true ShadowClan fashion I do what I want and use number 5 to babble about several animals they turn into grub
And SPEAKING of grubs, they love to forage for larval treats. They regularly make snacks out of chafer grubs, stag beetle larvae, cutworms, and if they can manage it, baby honeybees. Chafer grubs are their absolute favorite, which is another reason why WindClan is so passionate about maintaining their moorland; when it turns into grassland, ShadowClan is energized to fight for grub foraging space.
The "problem" with the meat of predators is that it's said to be tough and taste strong and unpalatable. ShadowClan doesn't entirely mind it, but if they end up with a predator in spring and summer, they like to use the seasonal stream (called a syke) that cuts across ThunderClan to soak the meat in running water for a few days.
Not to mention that they really will just grab at any animal, in addition to those lizards and frogs they're notorious for. Hedgehogs, crayfish, waterbirds, snails. There's all sorts of spices they'll use to try to season a strange meat, between mushrooms, pellitory, juniper, rosemary, so on.
It's harder to find something they WON'T eat.
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ill hop on with everyone giving post election advice to say now's a great time to learn to cook. learn to cook canned and frozen and seasonal produce and cheap cuts of meat and dried beans and grains and how to freeze and preserve food. learn to make bread and cheese and everything you can on your own. the internet is full of recipes and videos and tutorials. dont listen to nutrition advice from influencers, don't limit your calories or carbs or sugars unless it's for a medical condition, just try to use whole, minimally processed foods as often as you can, it doesn't matter if they're frozen or dried or you microwaved them or put a bunch of cheese on top. if you drown your broccoli in cheese and butter and salt you're still eating broccoli and now it tastes awesome. buy frozen shredded spinach and throw it into your pasta sauce, chili, rice, eggs, if you really hate the texture you can blend it with water and then add it. learn how to use different or limited cookware. learn dishes from other cultures than your own. if you can, look for a cast iron skillet or pot at second hand stores and google how to clean it, it'll last you decades and helps your iron levels. salt your food at the end of cooking and use nice flaky salt. try making your own seasoning mix. make your friends food. ask them to help you make dinner rolls, invite them for a potluck, serve them lemon tea made with the peels and pith from the pesto you're making for dinner. freeze your vegetable scraps in a bag until you have a few cups then boil them for an hour in water to make vegetable stock, if you have cooked rotisserie chicken throw the bones and scraps in there too. bring homemade cookies to work and leave them with a handwritten note in the break room. this is political and economic advice
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