#free to use~<3!

[sharonisthebettercarter]

Peter is trespassing where he shouldn't in the au...

for the vampy au, right~?

YES~!! because of fuckin' course he is lmao<3<3<3

combining the rest of the asks for this au (mah lazy italics way~<3 now with bold!) and addin' in some links for context and cohesion (for anyone else who wants to gander at these ideas, FREE TO USE~<3<3<3!!!)

butt~<3

old original idea links~<3:

bonus~<3<3<3:

other au ideas in ye old askbox~<3:

Miguel is showing Peter a magical show from their balcony. Miguel is hoping to get lucky and he does. Miguel feeding from Peter makes them both horny in the Dracula au lol

YES~<3!!! absofuckin'lutely~! i LOVE the idea of vampy bites giving intense reactions~<3<3<3

for me, i like to make the saliva something like a numbing/healing agent that can feel very... very GOOD~<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

however~<3 i also adore the idea of their venom (don't always use, can kill/turn people) being the thing that HURTS like a goddamn biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

lmao idk hwy, but i imagined miguel doing some mundane ass shit like watering flowers on his balcony or whatever and peter being weird and hella into it and miguel just bein' like... alright then--

;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Conchata O'hara is a 2000 years old vampiress. After being ignored by her eldest son for over hundreds of years, she took to living in a dark cave. Gabriel (her youngest son and Miguel's brother) and her Large person-bat like creature goons live with her in the Dracula au.

i'm always down for a vampire queeeeeeen~<3<3<3 they can add a lot of interest to a story but full disclosure? she popped up like a lady nosferatu in my head... ;)))))))))))

[milkygothgf]

I want to be corrupted into a total sex obsessed freak sooooo bad. I want to be forced to get horny from literally everything. Stick household objects in me. Make me hump shoes and bags and clothes. Make me finger myself anytime I talk on the phone. Make me rub my pussy juices on all of my things. Make me watch porn at work. Make me always keep an earbud in so I can listen to girls getting fucked streamed 24/7. Keep a dildo in me anytime I use my computer. Make me sexualize every nonsexual thing in my life. I want to be completely perverted.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[lambandthewolf]

mindlessly groping her ass when she's spooned against me while we're watching a movie. squeezing a handful while i'm engrossed in what's on the tv when all of a sudden i hear a soft moan.

i don't realize what i'm doing to her until i feel her slowly grinding her ass against me, urging me to take this further. i tell her to pay attention to the movie while continuing to massage the soft, supple skin. soon after, i'm leaning on one arm and moving forward to press my lips against her neck while two fingers make their way to her slick opening. gathering her wetness and bringing it up to her clit to rub her where she needs me most.

the movie long forgotten now as i peek over to see her eyes fluttering shut at the sensation. just as her sighs get heavier, i pull away completely and take my time fixing her pajama shorts to their original state. i ignore a whimper of protest when i bring my attention back to the movie, stretching with a bored look on my face as if nothing happened.

[tawnysoup]

(You nod furiously.)

[loriache]

"I've been waiting for ages for somebody to unmask them."

This moment tends to elicit negative reactions in a first read through, and I've got some opinions about why where Kabru is coming from here actually makes a lot of logical sense. So I thought I'd elaborate on that.

I think people hear this and go, "He thinks they must be hiding something because they gave money to someone? What a cynic." Or "he dislikes them because they did charity?? What's wrong with this guy!". And obviously, a lot, a lot is wrong with him. But I think this makes more sense than it seems at first glance! What people evaluating this judgement miss is why Kabru is paying attention to Laios and co to begin with.

Kabru knows of the Touden siblings because (he's a little bit of a stalker-) he is keeping an eye on all the relevant parties in events developing on the island, in order to be able to guide them to his preferred outcome. This includes adventurers because they are the ones actually exploring the dungeon! He's well aware that something as minor as internal tensions between party members could be key to the historical events that are developing. (He would love the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.)

His desired outcome is that whatever the rewards are of breaking the dungeon's curse, whether that's kingship or the ancient elven secrets of dungeons, are claimed by:

A) a short lived person

B) Someone who will be a good, effective leader and/or use those secrets and the power they carry wisely, with foresight, and to establish a political bloc for short lived people.

The person he can best trust to do this is, of course, himself. But due to his PTSD regarding dungeons and monsters, he's not able to develop the necessary skills to conquer the dungeon. Once he realises this, he starts looking for someone else who he can support to that end.

But most of the adventurers don't have any intentions of conquering the dungeon, don't have the skills, or are unsuitable in other ways. In fact, it seems like some potentially suitable people are the Toudens. There are a lot of good rumours about them going around - they actually seem to have a very positive reputation! That's what Kabru means when he says "unmask".

So when Kabru is observing something like them giving money to an old comrade from their gold-peeling days, he doesn't consider it a problem because "they're giving money to this person who doesn't actually need it" or because they must have some dark secret if they act superficially nice. I think he actually understands this situation and what it implies about Laios (in particular) perfectly well.

Laios and Falin gave money to an old comrade who got injured and couldn't work. That person then healed up but kept taking their money. Then he used the money to start smuggling illicit goods to the island.

The key is that for Kabru, the problem here is the same as with the corpse retrievers - people using the dungeon's resources to fuel dangerous, selfish, or violent pursuits cause problems for the island, attract more criminals and people with motives other than breaking the curse, and increase the chances of the whole situation ending in tragedy.

Kabru is willing to work with the Shadow Lord of the island if it gets him to his goal - he isn't scrupulous - but the criminal element of the island increasing is something he sees as a major issue.

Also, when you're evaluating someone as a candidate for power, riches, secrets, potentially kingship - then being curious about how the money you give to people is going to be used is kind of a relevant trait!

Interpersonally, Kabru's actually very easygoing - I mean, Mickbell isn't exactly an upstanding guy, is he! But Kabru likes him and they get along well. These traits wouldn't be a problem at all in a friend, or a comrade, or someone Kabru was confident he could use. But he can't get a handle on Laios, and Laios is someone who has the potential to be a major player!

On Laios' end, this is the same as with the marriage seeker who joined their party. She kept asking for things and he gave them to her, because he tries to be nice to others. He even gives her money! It's the exact same thing.

That's fine, but it became a problem because he basically wasn't interested in her motives, didn't notice she was trying to manipulate him, and it also didn't occur to him that the other party members would notice or be affected. We can assume the situation with the gold peeler is the same. When Kabru says that "It's not that they're bad people, they just aren't interested in humans," he isn't wrong.

The extent to which this is true of Laios is linked to his autism imo, (because it isn't just disinterest - he genuinely isn't able to notice nonverbal cues that people are lying to him or have ulterior motives) but to a greater or lesser extent I think it's a very common trait. Most people aren't actually that interested in other people who aren't close to them. Kabru is the weird one here. It isn't an issue except as a leader - which is why we see an immediate comparison to the Island's Lord, because that's how Kabru is evaluating them.

And disinterest in/lack of ability with people to the extent Laios exhibits it, it does, actually, make him a worse leader... it's just that as we see in the story, people can help him out. The rest of the party tell him the marriage seeker is taking advantage of him so he tells her he can't give her special treatment anymore. They're pissed and it's a crisis point - he couldn't have recovered their trust without Marcille and Falin - but that's exactly the point. With Marcille and Falin, he was able to recover their trust.

And he has other good traits that make up for it, such as his intelligence, strategic knowledge, open-mindedness and sense of fairplay.

Kabru doesn't disqualify Laios as a candidate based on what he sees about him from afar, though - he still tries very hard to get close to him, obviously hoping that if he manages he can steer Laios to defeat the dungeon and make up for his lack of people-skills in the aftermath. (Which... he does eventually achieve that goal!) He completely fails until the events of the story, so... definitely I think "They just aren't interested in humans" could also partially be a stung reaction to Laios' complete disinterest in him.

Anyway, that's my read on what exactly Kabru's "issue" with Laios is. Obviously, once he does find out what Laios' true nature is like - about his love for monsters - he develops an entirely new set of fears about Laios' priorities. But since Laios kept that a secret until the start of the story, he has no idea of that yet.

Given all that, I think it's interesting that he says that he doesn't think that the Toudens are suitable to defeat the dungeon, and that he's hoping they'll turn out to be the thieves. As some of his few potential candidates, people who he thinks may play a big role in the island's future, you'd think he'd hope they would be good people!

I suppose it's better, in his eyes, because it means that he's involved in something "interesting". They haven't just had their stuff stolen by regular criminals (boring, puts them further away from his goal) - they've been caught up in the beginning stages of "a historic event". The desperate and dwindling group forgetting morals in their quest to retrieve their lost comrade probably appeals to his sense of melodrama. Because he also just... loves drama.

Despite it being "uglier than anything he was expecting", he still pursues Laios as the person he wants to conquer the dungeon pretty much as soon as it becomes clear that he won't be able to do it himself and they are out of time. That's because... well, to be fair, there aren't any other options. And he fits standard A: he's short-lived!

and Kabru still hopes he can fit standard B, too, and be persuaded to use the power he wins for good. No matter how many nightmares he has about Laios, or whether he thinks about killing him. He doubts him, but ultimately he puts his faith in him and seems happy after the manga's ending that he made the right decision.

[bxnnyxcnt]

i got drunk earlier today and got a bunch of stares from older men at my job...i just wish they would use me... :(

[pinkruntz]

[pocket-dragon]

Baldur's Gate 3 Game of the Year

[erabu-san]

Sethos, since the first day I saw you on my screen

You became the star guiding me through night desert

You became this constellation shining the most among this starry sky

And my eyes keeps drowning in yours that I could become blind by how bright they are.

Sethos, be my C6.

[mlarty]

For the glory of Bhaal 💀🎶

Bones bones, roses roses...

[hinamie]

truth is, I used to dream about boys like you

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[bxnnyxcnt]

🥺 good afternoon to all the hot older men who would like to corrupt me and send r@p3 threats.

[rusty-gloinks]

shes the one who deleted system 32

+ more doodles cause I like drawing 💪💪, them

[tshortik]

THE DARK URGE

[shirojikimattari]

NO EXCUSES!

Draw Karlach more!! Here’s a clean, overlay friendly template of her tattoos!

Labeled and noted, and a clean version.

Trace it, warp it, i do not care. As long as you beautiful artists bless us with more mommy k art!

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