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[bizarrebirds]

Hello 😇👋,

My family and I are facing incredibly difficult times due to the ongoing war in Gaza 💔. Our dreams and future have been shattered, leaving us feeling lost and without purpose. My brother Anas and I have launched a GoFundMe campaign to help us escape Gaza, continue our education, and support our family.

Making a small donation or sharing the campaign — would mean the world to us.

Link: https://gofund.me/9c46877a

Thank you so much for your kindness and support 💖

With gratitude,

Ahmad Basil

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[tgirlwithreverb]

I saw that post about what to do if you're homeless again (the one that starts by telling you to spend all of your money on motel rooms lmao) anyway, here's a few thoughts, specifically for trans girls, cuz I don't really care otherwise tbh:

1) plan ahead, most trans girls are in precarious housing situations, you will have a much easier time when it falls apart if you already have a pack with most of the gear you need in it. Also, if you find yourself in a situation where you cant make rent, dont pay part of it, spend that money on gear, pocket the rest and leave, youll have a much nicer time. Look up your local eviction laws, you have plenty of time. (Gear list at the end)

2) travel! If you're in Arizona in May, leave. it's about to be hot as hell. If you're in Michigan in October, leave. It's about to be cold as hell. If you're in a big city, leave. It's way easier to be homeless pretty much anywhere else. Amtrak is cheaper and more comfortable than greyhound, hitchhiking is free and easy, if you're alone it's not that much slower than the previous two, and it's more fun, and sometimes people buy you food or whatever or give you money. I promise it's not scary and you're entirely capable of doing it, no matter who you are. 95+% of people who will pick you up are very nice. All you have to do is take the bus out of town, as far down the highway you can, to an exit with a truck stop if possible, then just stand on the side of the road with your thumb out until someone picks you up. You can stand at the bottom of the ramp(on the highway) near where the merge lane ends or at the top of the ramp(where there's usually a traffic light), the former is more likely to lead to cop interactions but will maybe get you a ride faster, check on hitchwiki for how the cops are in the area. don't be afraid to take a commuter bus or Amtrak to get out of a shitty cop area

3) skip shelters if you can (they are very occasionally a decent place to get stuff from) and encampments, good places to sleep include the trees near railroad tracks or highways, wooded areas behind shopping centers, sections of parks without paths, overgrown empty lots. Hang a tarp above you if there's an appreciable chance of rain, there's tons of YouTube tutorials on how to do this, maybe I'll make a post about what I usually do some day. There are many habits more fun than motel rooms, save your money for them lmao.

4) get on food stamps. This is easier in some places than others, but it makes the whole thing a lot easier. Just tell them you're homeless, if they don't give you a card the same day, you can probably ask to pick it up from that office, alternatively some drop in centers/day shelters can receive mail for you, or you can have it sent to general delivery(USPS service, look it up)

7) libraries are great for charging your phone and using wifi, but also keep an eye out, plenty of random outlets on the outsides of buildings are also powered

5) dumpster. sidewalk trash cans, Aldi, Einstein's, trader Joe's, pizza places, etc. You need to develop a bit of a sense for it but it's an easy way to get cooked food or travelling food or expensive food without spending resources. Also it's fun.

6) water is free, go into the bathroom of any gas station or grocery store in America(offer not valid in most big cities or on the west coast, but in that case just go to the library) and fill up your water bottle

8) hygiene notes: truckers get free showers from chain truck stops(loves, pilot/flying j) go there and ask them. convenient if you're hitchhiking, also you don't need to shower 3 times a day, really, you'll survive. Ditto with deodorant. Take care of your teeth though. Take your socks off every. day. Change them consistently. Safety razors give a good shave, work well without adequate water pressure, and the replacement blades are very stealable, they're kind of heavy though. Walmart makes these electric razors for women that take AA batteries and are pretty light but give a worse shave, also they kinda go through batteries, pick whatever works for you(cartridge razors suck)

9) traveling food notes: peanut butter is great, tortillas and bagels travel pretty well, tuna packets are pretty good protein for traveling(the ones with rice and beans or whatever are nice since theyre often the same price as the regular), condiment packets are free, hot sauce makes everything better, and mayo goes well with tuna and has a bunch of calories in it, salad dressing packets are free from truck stops and work well turning the Walmart shredded vegetable packages (labeled for making into slaw, next to the bagged salads) into a salad with real vegetables(not iceberg lettuce) in it or mixing in with tuna packets for even more calories than mayo

Gear world:

Necessary items(in order of importance): a gallon of water carrying capacity(an Arizona jug or other twist top jug is conventional, but a bladder+arizona bottles also works), a tarp(larger than 6'x9', not brightly colored), a hank of parachord, a sleeping bag (20° rated, synthetic insulation), a backpack with a padded hip belt(at least 50L, no more than 75), rain gear(a rain poncho might cover your pack too, a rain jacket can help with wind when its cold, a trash bag inside or outside your pack can keep it dry, a plan to watch the weather and not get caught also works), a z-fold foam sleeping pad, three pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear (at least one pair of boxer breifs strongly recommended if you arent incredibly skinny), a decent pair of shoes with good arch support, a functional jacket(skip if you got a rain jacket before), a base layer(wool or poly, absolutely no cotton)

Convenient items: a sleeping bag liner(cotton free, keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer), gallon zip locks to pack your stuff in(helps keep it dry and organized), no more than one change of clothes(as light as possible), a multi-tool(can opener, pliers, wire cutter), lighter(burning rope ends etc), spoon, floss and needles for patching

[yxngbxkkie]

little date at the shop (b.c)

y'know, depending on what happens, i might do little blurbs on mechanic!chris 🫢 i never thought i'd like it this much 🤭 i do hope you guys enjoy this cute fic! let me know what you think 🩷

feedback is greatly appreciated 🥰

“Do you think he'd like it if I brought him food?” You ask Hyunjin, pinning your phone against your shoulder.

Your friend on the line scoffs, and you can see him rolling his eyes. “I'm sure he would, yes,” Hyunjin answers. “He's always liked that kind of stuff.”

A smile graces your lips. “Okay, I'm going to bring him lunch then,” you giggle, putting the phone on speaker before looking at your delivery app.

“If I knew you are going to act like this, I never would've introduced you,” he says with a laugh, mumbling to himself about how Chris is all you talk about.

“I'm sorry, I'm sorry!” You dramatically apologize, halting your search for food to give him your attention.

Hyunjin sighs, taking a minute before he speaks again. “No, it's okay. I shouldn't be complaining. I haven't seen you this happy about someone since the last guy. I'm just really glad you found a good one,” he explains, causing your lips to pout.

“I appreciate you looking out for me, Hyune. I couldn't ask for a better friend,” you tell him, tracing random shapes on your table.

“I better be your best man at the wedding,” he jokes, bringing the mood back up.

You let out a cackle, and you tip your head back. “You'd have to take that up with Chris,” you remind him while shaking your head.

“Oh don't you worry, I'll be sure he knows!” He chuckles. “I have to go. If you see him, tell him I said hi.”

You agree to his request before you bid him goodbye. You hang up the phone and go back to your delivery app. You remember him mentioning that he loves sushi, so that's what you'll order.

After waiting for twenty minutes for the food to arrive, you quickly hop into your vehicle. You gently set the delivery bag onto your passenger seat, buckling up before backing out of your driveway.

During the drive towards Five-Star Auto, you couldn't help but begin to feel nervous. You and Chris have been on four dates since the day Hyuintro “introduced” you. In your perspective, everything's going well. You're just slightly confused as to why he hasn't made things official yet.

You bite your lip, zoning out at the stoplight as you recall him saying he doesn't have time for relationships. Does he even want one? Is that why he hasn't kissed you again? A million questions run through your head, making you panic a little.

“Maybe he's being respectful,” you mumble to yourself, pressing down on the gas as soon as the light turns green.

You pull into the parking lot of the garage, noticing his vehicle being the only one. You park next to him and shut your vehicle off. A deep breath comes from your lips, trying to calm yourself down before heading inside.

“He'd tell me if he doesn't want to see me anymore,” you say to yourself, looking at your reflection in the mirror.

You grab the food beside you and exit the vehicle. After locking it, you shove your keys into your hoodie pocket. You peek through the open door of the garage, looking for Chris.

“Are you looking for me?” A voice whispers into your ear, causing you to jump. You almost drop the food, miraculously managing to catch it while turning around.

Chris chuckles, his hands resting behind his back. “I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you,” he apologizes, bringing a hand to your arm and gently strokes it.

“How are you so quiet?” You ask him in disbelief, pressing your free hand against your chest. “Every time I see you, you're sneaking up on me.”

“I wouldn't say I'm sneaky,” he mentions, leading you into the place. “I think you're just really bad at noticing your surroundings.”

You scoff, rolling your eyes playfully. “Okay, you got me there,” you groan, tapping your fingers against the bag you're holding. “It's your lunch time, right?”

“It is,” Chris beams, his eyes looking down at your full hands. “Did you bring me lunch?”

“I, I bought us lunch,” you clarify, feeling yourself heating up in embarrassment. “That is if you wanna have lunch with me.”

The grin on his lips widens, and you watch him shake his head. Your fingers grip the bag in your hands, thinking he's going to reject the idea. A gasp leaves your lips when you feel his lips kiss your forehead.

“Of course I want to have lunch with you,” he reassures you, grabbing your free hand before walking into his office.

You sit down in front of his desk, pulling the chair closer so you don't make a mess. You can feel his eyes on you as you untie the plastic bag. “I didn't know what you liked exactly, so I took a guess,” you tell him with flushed cheeks.

You pull the trays of sushi out, setting them in the middle of you both. “Oh, I actually love this one,” Chris points to your favorite, making your heart flutter.

He reaches into the bag, grabbing the two packets of chopsticks. He opens both of them as you uncover the sushi you bought. Chris holds out a pair to you with a smile.

“Thank yo–” you cut yourself off when Chris moves the utensils out of reach. Your eyes meet his, noticing the admiration in them.

“I'm really glad you stopped by,” he says softly, gently placing the chopsticks in your hand. “And thank you for the food.”

Your heart starts to pound against your chest, the tension between you two thickening. “Of course. I… You make me really happy,” you mention loud enough for him to hear, directing your gaze to the sushi.

Chris stands up from his chair before taking two steps towards you. His index finger hooks beneath your chin, lifting your head slowly. Your breath hitches in your throat as he leans forward.

“You make me happy too,” he whispers, a shiver running down your spine at the feeling of his fingers.

“Can I ask you something?” You ask quietly, your eyes roaming his entire face. Chris nods his head, crouching a bit so you're eye level. You set down the pair of chopsticks before laying your hand over his. “Are you planning to ask me to be yours?”

His eyes widen at your question, and you notice the tips of his ears start to turn red. “I–” Chris pauses, looking down for a few seconds before returning his gaze to you. “I planned on it, yeah. I was just trying to find the right time.”

“Now is fine,” you giggle shyly, removing his hand from your face so you can play with the tips of his fingers.

“It's not too fast?” He asks, furrowing his brow.

You shake your head, confused as to why he would think that. He laces his fingers with yours before kissing the back of your hand.

“I talked to Hyunjin about your ex. He mentioned that he liked to move fast with you and that it made you uncomfortable. So, I was taking things slow until you were ready,” he explains with a sigh.

Oh, I think I'm in love. You think to yourself, bringing your free hand to his cheek. “You are so sweet,” you whisper, closing the space between you.

Chris releases a breathy moan as your lips collide with his. He hasn't kissed you since the night you met, and the feeling he got then is still the same.

You pull away from him before he can deepen it, earning a whine from him. You smile and tap his cheek lovingly. “So, Christopher, can I be yours?” You ask him, planting a couple more kisses on his lips.

“You already are,” he breathes out, pursing his lips during one of your quick kisses.

~

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[seat-safety-switch]

My house is on the migratory route for ducks. Every fall, and every spring, there's a bunch of noisy ducks flapping over my home, quacking their nightmare noises. There's poop, sure, but the bigger problem is all the lost sleep. Quack, quack, quack, all night long.

At first, I figured I would be a good global citizen about it. We're all part of the same ecosystem, and ducks have just as much of a right to be here as anyone else. As you have been trained to do with so many other things in today's world, I put up with it. I bought noise-cancelling headphones, I set up a noise-cancelling fan, and I hired a guy to play the cymbals all night in my backyard to scare them away. Nothing doing: it turns out the sound of cymbals crashing makes ducks extremely horny, and I had to find a new cymbal player, plus also settle with the old one in court for his (valid, but disgusting) workman's injury claims.

The next tactic was simple redirection. I put a kiddie pool in the dog park down the hill, filled it with water, and left a few loaves of dumpster-dove bread out to attract the fowl. This seemed like it would work great, until I remembered that the ducks are generally bright enough not to fall for a trap that involves getting eaten by dozens of hungry Schnauzers. Two-nothing, then.

Ultimately, I hit upon the right solution while doing something else entirely. There's a very expensive lake community a few minutes away from my house, and while I was there raiding their dumpsters, I noticed that there was a perfectly good pedal-driven swan boat in the trash. Some kids had set off some fireworks in it, so it was a little singed in places and melted in others, and surely no longer watertight. What it did have, though, was duckness.

With help from a gas-powered go-kart frame, a GPS unit from one of the self-driving delivery robots that I "accidentally" struck with my car to receive free burritos from, and about four nights of banging on it with a wrench, I soon had a duck decoy of a whole new kind. It worked better than I ever could have imagined, luring the ducks away from their prescribed flight path and directly onto the highway.

There's just one flaw: the go-kart ran out of gas about an hour into the trip. I went to go get it back, because I'll need it for the fall, but a protective swarm of vicious waterfowl surround their wounded-but-huge brethren at all times. It just goes to show you that electric cars are the future. If I had solar-powered this sucker instead, I bet I could have run it on the interstate for like a day or two before the accumulated poop blocked out the light.

[girlactionfigure]

🧵 A brief international law thread on PM Netanyahu's announcement that "as of this morning, the entry of all goods and supplies to the Gaza Strip will be halted."

In summary, Israel's actions in halting aid are entirely just and legitimate under international law.

Israel is not obliged to provide aid to an enemy in time of war, especially when it has been shown to be used for military purposes.

Under customary international law, Israel's obligations are limited to not unreasonably hampering or preventing the entry of aid by third parties ... unless there are valid reasons for doing so.

In the present circumstances, Article 23 of the 4th Geneva Convention is the only applicable provision that governs Israel’s obligation to allow free passage of humanitarian supplies.

However, Art. 23 is extremely limited in both scope and application and only obliges Israel to allow the free passage of supplies to a limited category of persons, including medical supplies necessary for the purposes of religious worship or food for children under the age of 15. HOWEVER, this is provided there are no serious reasons to believe these supplies are being diverted diverted from their destination or used for military purposes.

Both the U.S. Defense Department Law of War Manual and the UK Joint Service Manual of the Law of Armed Conflict reiterate and mirror Art. 23 of 4th GA.

In this regard, there has been ample evidence that since the beginning of the Oct 7th war initiated by Hamas, and including following the commencement of Phase 1 of the hostage - ceasefire deal, Hamas has continued to both syphon / divert aid, and usurp it for military purposes and to maintain the ongoing captivity of hostages.

Notwithstanding Israel is at war in Gaza, it is not occupying Gaza, so we can dismiss this claim altogether and the responsibilities that entails, not least given Hamas still remains the de-facto rulers of Gaza.

Israel is also entirely permitted to halt the supply of aid into Gaza, provided that doing so is not intended to starve the local civilian population (see Geneva Conventions, U.S. Defense Department Law of War Manual, UK Joint Service Manual of the Law of Armed Conflict, The Hague Convention IV, plus Customary Int'l Law). In this regard, it is important to underscore that there is no starvation in Gaza. Since commencement of Phase 1 of the hostage - ceasefire deal on Jan 19th, over 25,000 trucks have entered Gaza (about 600 per day), carrying a total of 57,000 tons of food. This is a similar level to prewar aid deliveries. Meantime, water continues to be provided through Israeli pipelines as well. It is estimated, that based on current provisions, there is at least 4 months adequate supply of aid in Gaza.

Also, do not forget that Gaza shares a border with Egypt. Why is more pressure not being placed on Egypt to open its borders to allow the facilitation of further aid?

In summary, Israel's actions in halting aid are entirely just and legitimate under international law.

Those who seek a resumption of further aid into Gaza, would be well advised to direct their outrage and pressure on Hamas (and their sponsor Qatar) to accept the Witkoff framework for the continuation of a temporary ceasefire during the Ramadan and Passover period, and to demand the immediate and unequivocal release of all the remaining hostages being held captive in Gaza. 

[valwrites-stuff]

Hi, you write so beautifully for current James and I was wondering if I could request one, if that’s alright please? They both meet by chance and feel some connection towards each other. Reader isn’t very confident, but decides to give in and experience some loving even if it’s temporary and maybe not real. They spend an intense night full of passion, lots of emotions, different poses, etc. James is very sweet and worships all of her. They also talk to each other about everything and their bond only gets stronger. Day comes and he wakes up alone in bed as she left knowing that there never could be something between them. Feel free to add either a happy or sad ending. Thank you!! ❤️

So sorry this took me so long, I hope this is what you had in mind ❤️

Sweet connection

James Hetfield x Reader ☆ Fluff and Smut 

Beneath the fluorescent lights on the inside of the gas station, the day unfolds like a cracked vinyl record, the same monotonous tune repeating itself with every passing hour. You stand behind the counter, absentmindedly sorting through a delivery of tobacco products. It was just another boring day where customers came and went, each interaction as forgettable as the last.

“Hey, can I get one of these, please?” a voice calls out, breaking through your dull concentration.

You turn, expecting to see a tired regular or a bleary-eyed traveler seeking a caffeine fix. Instead, your heart leaps into your throat as you process the sight before you, the unmistakable silhouette of James Hetfield, standing in front of you with casual confidence.

You blink as the world suddenly dims, the buzzing lights and distant sounds fading into the background. “Oh, um... sure!" You manage, scolding yourself for how utterly starstruck you feel. You can practically feel your cheeks turning crimson.

James raises an eyebrow, a hint of a smirk curling at the corner of his mouth. “Is that a yes?” His voice was rich and deep, like the heavy thrum of a guitar riff, sending a delightful shiver down your spine.

“Y-yes! Right away!” you stammer, focusing your attention back to the display of cigars as if the neatly arranged packages would provide you with the composure you desperately need. Your fingers tremble as you fish one out, nearly dropping it twice before you turn around to the register and the Metallica frontman.

As you scan the item, you risk a glance at him. James was studying you with an amused expression, those piercing blue eyes strangely warm, as if they saw more than just a stranger. “You a fan?” he asks with a chuckle, seemingly being able to see right through you, leaning against the counter, his presence both intimidating and thrilling.

“Uh, yeah! I mean, I am, but—” you interrupt yourself, unsure how to express your admiration without sounding like a babbling fangirl. “I just didn’t expect to see you here. Like, in this... gas station,” she replied awkwardly.

He chuckles again, that rich sound echoing in your ears, and you can't ignore how his soft laughter makes you feel all fluttery inside. “Yeah, I tend to haunt the unlikeliest of places."

“I can see that,” you say with a shy smile, thankful that your voice seems to be regaining some of its earlier confidence. You hand him the sealed package and your fingers brush slightly, sending a jolt of electricity through you. His gaze lingers on yours, and time feels like it has hit the brakes.

He glances around, as if noticing for the first time how small and mundane the place is. “You know, it’s nice to get away from the limelight sometimes. Just bought a house around here. That's if you're wondering what I'm doing in a small town like this." 

His words take you by surprise. You had never expected to hear something so personal from a rockstar. It was as if he felt a strange sense of trust in you, despite knowing you are a fan.

"I can understand that, Mr. Hetfield," you reply, your voice trembling slightly. "It must be hard to live a life in the spotlight."

He nods, a hint of weariness in his eyes. "Yeah. Sometimes, it's nice to just be... normal, you know? To have a quiet place to retreat to."

"It's nice here, would you like me to show you around sometime?" You ask, the question spilling from your lips before you can stop it.

He looks at you, surprised, then a slow smile spreads across his face. "I wouldn't mind that," he says, his eyes twinkling.

"Well I...you know where you can find me." You smile and watch his curious features before he pays for his cigars and gas.

You talk for a few more minutes, your conversation flowing effortlessly despite your nervous demeanor.

As he turns to leave, you can't help but feel a strange sense of connection with him. Despite your vastly different lives, you share a common desire for peace and simplicity.

"Thank you." he says, a genuine smile gracing his lips. "It's nice to talk to someone who understands. Oh and call me James."

With that, he strides out of the gas station, leaving behind a lingering sense of wonder and an unexpected memory. As you watch his car disappear into the distance, you can't shake the feeling that you just had an encounter with a man who, beneath the rockstar persona, was simply a human being longing for simple connection.

You feel your gaze drawn towards the window, the cars passing by, a welcoming distraction from your rambling thoughts. Lost in your reverie, you barely notice the incessant buzzing of a phone.

Glancing down at your own, you realize with a start that it was not the source of the noise. Your eyes fall on the foreign device resting on the counter—James' phone. A sigh escapes your lips as you realize the predicament.

Tossing up your options, you decide to return the phone after work. You know you could inquire in town about his new abode or simply search for his distinctive car.

Curiosity mingles with a sense of anticipation as you plot your evening adventure. You'll find a way to make his forgotten phone a bridge, a chance to cross the space that separates you, a chance to maybe find your way into his life.

You clock out of work at the end of your shift and get into your car, ready to face your mission. As you drive your heart beats a little faster and after a few wrong turns, you finally navigate your way to a lakeside neighborhood, where the air carries the scent of pine and tranquility.

There you spot it, a sleek black luxury SUV parked in the driveway of a very modern style country house. You park your own car and step out, your pulse racing. As you approach the house, each step is a mixture of excitement and trepidation. What if he’s not home? What if he is? Would he even remember you?

You walk up to the front door, the air thick with anticipation and ring the doorbell. Moments later, the door swings open, revealing that familiar face. He blinks in surprise, and his eyes widen in recognition. "It's you!" he exclaims, and suddenly, the world fades away.

“Your phone,” you manage to say, holding it out like a peace offering. His soft laugh dances through the evening air.

"Oh wow, there it is, I had no clue where I left my phone, I was searching the whole house. Can't believe you went through all this trouble to bring it back to me despite not knowing where to find me...," he says, his voice filled with gratitude.

"It was no trouble at all...it's a small town you know..." you reply, trying to keep your cool despite the fact that you were standing in front of one of your biggest idols. "I just wanted to make sure you got it back."

"Well thank you, I appreciate it," James says, a small smile playing on his lips. "Would you like to come in for a drink? I feel like I owe you one."

You can't believe your luck. Not only are you standing at James Hetfield's front door, but now he is inviting you into his home. "Oh I...I would love to," you say, trying to keep the excitement out of your voice.

As you walk into his house, you can't help but take in every detail. A very rustic farmhouse style but at the same time very modern and the air was filled with the faint scent of incense. James leads you to the living room and offers some coffee which you gladly accept.

"So, I didn't get your name did I?" James asks from the kitchen, before taking a seat on the couch next to you after placing two cups of coffee on the wooden table in front of you.

"I'm Y/N," you reply, feeling a rush of nerves at the thought of actually having a conversation with him.

"Well, Y/N, I have to say, I'm impressed by your honesty and determination, I haven't even realized I lost my phone for the longest time, and that anyone who found it would respect my privacy is quite a rare thing I guess...," James says, his eyes meeting yours.

You feel your cheeks flush at his words. "Oh I promise I haven't touched it since finding it on the counter...I just couldn't let your phone go missing," you say, trying to sound casual.

James chuckles, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "Well, I'm glad you did. And who knows, maybe it was fate that brought us together. It's nice to get to know someone from around the area you know." 

You can't believe what you are hearing. Is James Hetfield actually flirting with you? You take a sip of your coffee, trying to calm your racing heart.

As the evening goes on, you talk and laugh, sharing stories and getting to know each other. And as the hours pass, you realize that maybe, just maybe, this chance encounter at work could turn into something more for real.

"You know I'm having quite a hard time these days, after my recent divorce..." James says as he's staring ahead as if to avoid your gaze despite deciding to tell you about his personal problems.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I can only imagine how difficult it must be for you," you reply sympathetically, reaching out to touch his hand in a gesture of comfort.

"Yeah, it's been tough. I never thought I would be going through something like this. I thought she was the one, you know?" James says, his voice filled with a hint of sadness.

"I understand. It's never easy when a relationship comes to an end, especially when you thought it would last forever," you say, trying to offer some words of encouragement.

"I just feel a little lost, like I put so much of myself into that relationship, and now it's gone," James tells you.

"It's okay to feel that way, James. It's all a part of the healing process. Just remember that you are not alone, and there are people who care about you and want to help you through a difficult time," you say, squeezing his hand gently.

"I appreciate that, I really do. It's just hard, you know." James says.

"Take it one day at a time. Allow yourself to process your feelings. And remember, there is always hope for a brighter future, even in the darkest of times," you say, offering him a small smile of reassurance.

"Thank you for listening, and for being here for me. It means more than you know," James says, finally meeting your gaze with a look of gratitude in his eyes.

"Of course, James. I want to see you happy. You deserve nothing less," you say, giving his hand one final squeeze before letting go.

As you sit in silence, the weight of James' words hanging in the air, you realize that sometimes the greatest act of kindness is simply being there for someone in their time of need. And in that moment, you know that you will do whatever it takes to help James find his way back to happiness. As much as you can do that is.

"Thank you, really. I'll be fine, I just had to get away for a bit, so I came here and bought this house. You know a place I can come back to whenever I need to clear my head for a while."

"You sure made the right decision like you'll love it here and this view? Look at that, it's fantastic." Admires the sight out of the large windows, giving you an amazing overview of the lake outside. 

As you stare out into the scenery, James nods but keeps his eyes on you, having a much better view, admiring the person in front of him, yearning for something that makes him feel desired and something that reminds him of his once felt love towards someone. 

The sun dips below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink, reflected in the still surface of the lake. "I know it's beautiful," James says, his voice calm and soft, "but not quite as beautiful as you..."

You turn your head, catching the warmth in his gaze. He had moved closer, his arm resting against the back of the sofa, his hand gently resting on your thigh. A shiver runs down your spine, not from the cool air, but from the intensity of his eyes.

"James..." you breathe, your heart hammering against your ribs. He doesn't speak, simply leans in, his lips coming to brush yours in a feather-light touch. His kiss was slow, a gentle exploration, tasting of the unspoken desires.

You feel a rush of emotions flood through you as you melt into his touch. The world around you seems to fade away as you lose yourself in the moment. His hand moves from your thigh to cup your cheek, his thumb gently caressing your skin.

You can feel the heat between you, the electricity crackling in the air. It seems to be a moment of pure connection, a moment where everything else ceases to exist. You can feel his heartbeat against your chest, matching the rhythm of your own.

You kiss him back eagerly as he pulls you closer. And then, suddenly, he grabs your leg and pulls you into his lap, holding onto your thighs to keep you seated.

His touch is electric, sending a jolt of desire through you as you look into his eyes, dark with desire. "Do you want this?" he whispers against your lips, his breath hot against your skin.

You nod, unable to form words as you lean in to kiss him again. The connection between you is intense, a fire burning between you that threatens to consume you both.

Breaking the kiss for a moment, you look into his eyes and whisper, "Yes, I need this..."

And with that, you surrender yourself to the passion that had been building between you, letting go of all inhibitions as you give yourself over.

You can feel James' hands grabbing onto your hips, pulling you closer to him, body pressed against his. The contact is making you shiver and your heart pound in your chest. 

His lips find your neck, placing hot kisses on your skin and you moan softly, hands moving to the hem of his shirt, fingers finding their way underneath the fabric, feeling his warm skin. 

Your touch makes goosebumps rise on James' skin, his lips moving to your ear, breath hot against your flesh.

"You're so fucking sexy," he whispers, his hands moving to your thighs, fingers digging into them. You bite your bottom lip, hands wandering to the front of his pants, your fingers nervously fumbling with his belt. You can already feel the hardness through James' jeans, your body influenced by the action.

You let out a soft breath as your digits finally manage to undo his belt, hand slipping inside his pants, your fingers wrapping around his hard cock.

"Fuck, Y/N," James gasps, his hips bucking into your hand. You start to stroke him, hand moving up and down his length, your thumb brushing over the head of his cock, spreading the precum that had leaked out. You can feel him getting harder in your palm and you lean forward once more, lips finding his, your tongues dancing together as you continue to stroke him.

"I want you, James," You whisper against his mouth and James lets out a soft groan, his large hands moving to your ass, pulling you closer to him.

"I want to feel you inside of me." You murmur into the kiss. "Fuck, if you continue doing this, I'm gonna cum," James moans as you can feel him getting closer. 

He lets out a soft sigh, his hands moving to your shirt, undoing the buttons. You squeal internally as he removes it from your shoulders, hands going to your bra, undoing the clasp. As the bra falls away, James's hands replace it, cupping your petite breasts, thumbs gently brushing over peaked nipples. He kneads the soft flesh, his touch both possessive and adoring. "You're so beautiful," he whispers, his lips finding yours again, his kiss tender and deep.

You moan into the kiss, body trembling with need. James's expert touch drives you wild, and you can feel your pussy getting wetter by the second. You pull away slightly, eyes dark with desire. "James, please."

In response, James moves to gently push you down onto your back, bare skin touching the texture of the sofa and your legs wrapping themselves around his waist. 

He kicks off his shoes before pulling the shirt over his head, your eyes locked on his delicious appearance, body well maintained, tattooed arms strong and ready to keep you in place.  

James's hands move to the waist of your pants, quickly undoing the button and pulling the zipper down. With a swift motion, he peels the pants off, leaving you in only a pair of skimpy lace panties.

James gazes at your naked body, a look of appreciation on his face. "You're gorgeous," he breathes, his eyes raking over your form. "I can't wait any longer."

With that, James is on his feet and quickly sheds the rest of his own clothes, his cock erect and proud, throbbing with need. "I want you inside of me," you murmur.

Groaning, James climbs back onto the sofa, hovering over your body, hooking his inked fingers into the waistband of your panties before pulling them down your legs. Left bare, he situates himself between your spread legs. He rubs his tip teasingly against your wet entrance, causing your hips to buck instinctively. "You want it, baby?" he asks, his voice thick with desire. "Tell me how much you want this." 

"I want it so bad." You pant, eyes fixed on where both of your bodies join. "Please, fill me up. I need to feel you, take me hard."

James doesn't need to be told twice. With a savage growl, he plunges deep into your tight and welcoming heat. You cry out, your back arching off the sofa as you feel every inch of James's thick cock filling you up.

He starts to move, his hips snapping as he establishes a steady rhythm. Your hands grasp his ass, pulling him closer, urging him to go deeper. "Fuck me, James," you moan, voice breathy. "Harder, please."

James complies, slamming into you needily with each powerful thrust. Your eyes roll back in your head as you cling to James, nails digging into his flesh. "That's it, baby," James growls, his hands holding onto your thighs, spreading them wider to allow even deeper penetration. "Take it all. You're doing so good."

The sound of your flesh slapping together fills the room, accompanied by your whines of pleasure. James leans down, capturing a swollen nipple with his mouth, sucking and biting gently as he continues to thrust. "You gonna cum for me?" he urges, his voice rough. "Let me feel you come around my cock."

Your soon to be happening orgasm hits you like a freight train. You cry out, body shaking uncontrollably as waves of pleasure washes over you. James feels your pussy clenching rhythmically around his cock, milking him, and it's all he can take. With a few more powerful thrusts, he spills himself deep inside of you, moaning freely as his release coats your gummy walls.

Collapsing onto your sweaty body, James tries to catch his breath, his own body slick with sweat. Your arms wrap around him, a satisfied smile on your face. "That was incredible," you whispered, stroking James's silver hair.

James chuckles, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder. "We're not done yet," he promises, already feeling his cock stirring again. "I have a feeling this night is going to be very long and very satisfying."

And it was. James and you explore each other's bodies with relentless passion, discovering new ways to pleasure each other with each passing hour. It was a night of uninhibited desire, one that both would remember with intense satisfaction for a very long time.

The sheets were a tangled mess, and your bodies were spent, but the smile on your faces said it all. It was a night of pure, unadulterated, erotic bliss but it all seemed to end too soon when James awoke in his bed by early morning, left with nothing but a cold and empty mattress next to him, your presence still lingering in every cell of his body, making him let out a sigh as he stares at the ceiling wondering when he deserves to feel that certain kind of happiness again, not just for one simple night but for a brighter future.

But little did he know that you would come back with a warm smile and a fresh breakfast waiting for him, driving all the way to the best bakery in town by early morning, hoping he would still be asleep and not sad about your disappearance. And after the sun rises he would be one happy man with wonderful hopes for the future. 

[siobhanbooks]

Queer Bodhi Durran AO3 masterlist

pretty much all the queer bodhi fics on ao3!!! it gets updated when i can but if there's any missing, feel free to send an ask, a dm, or leave a comment on this post with the fic name and link if possible and i'll add it!! i'm always happy to add new fics!! <333

categories: bodoc, bodhiam, bodociam, and other (including queer bodhi not in specific relationships)

just for my own sake of being able to scroll, it's all under the cut!!

Bodoc

The Underpants Heist by yams77. During IF. ongoing.

Divine Fault Line by justanothersarah. secondary. Post IF. ongoing.

Where does the good go by justanothersarah. medical drama au. Ongoing.

Bridgegaith by suebswrites. bridgerton au. ongoing.

make me water by bestbookfriends. Post IF. completed.

I don't feel safe with you anymore by yams77. secondary. Post IF. completed.

Something in the Orange (tells me we're not done) by siobhanbooks. Future. Completed.

In sickness and in health by bestbookfriends. future. sick fic. completed.

Just ask by suebswrites. Post IF. ongoing.

In your eyes by bestbookfriends. future. husbands. completed.

If there's no you by siobhanbooks. future. hurt fic. completed

One more thing by House_of_Em_and_Jay.. modern au, road trip. completed.

Waking up in Cordyn by amberswansong.. modern au, road trip. completed

For what it's all worth by SilverLude. 'road' trip. completed.

Baby Iron Squad by Fireheart_Rose. Post IF. completed.

Goaltender Interference by AttieRQ. college hockey AU. ongoing.

Tell me a secret by yams77. Post IF/future. Completed.

Nobody likes you when you're 23 by yams77. Post IF/future. Completed. 

long live the king by siobhanbooks. Post IF. ongoing.

How Certain the Journey by amberswansong. secondary future. completed.

it's a long way down to the bottom of the river by copperfirebird. secondary Post IF. completed.

my love is mine all mine by softodettes. secondary future. completed.

breakfast in bed by suebswrites. future. completed.

friendly fire by copperfirebird. during FW/IF. Completed.

I won't say (I'm in love) by bestbookfriends. future. completed.

came too far to die by amberswansong. secondary Post IF. ongoing.

friendship forged through fire by House_of_Em_and_Jay. Post IF. completed.

A great deal of emotions by Stargirl1744. Post IF. completed.

read it and weep by softodettes. background/secondary modern au. completed

future tense by amberswansong and copperfirebird. future. ongoing.

cupid by Mint_chocolatechip. during IF. completed.

The golden dragon by SaraNova. secondary modern au. Ongoing.

The odyssey of imrrick by ubiquitouslyme. secondary future. completed.

sound of silence by bestbookfriends. future. completed.

the idiots of Basgiath War College by siobhanbooks. secondary during IF. ongoing.

window of opportunity by hockeyspiral23. during IF. completed.

Some Day My Prince Will Come by bestbookfriends. future. completed.

Red: Basgiath's Version by bestbookfriends. modern/college au. ongoing.

me vs lightning by Mint_chocolatechip. during IF. completed.

spread your wings by olympialogy. dragon au for riorgail/FW. ongoing.

haven't told her by amberswansong. secondary during IF. completed.

ridoc's ice sculpture delivery by oopsireaditagain. during IF?. Completed.

on the road again by widebrimmedhatsblog. secondary modern au.completed.

Xaden's day off by Lydibug522. secondary during IF. completed.

Perfect Storm by hoeelliexx. modern au. ongoing.

Death of a Hero by the most incredible alexandia03. secondary post IF. ongoing. (go read it!)

I belong in your arms by justanothersarah. secondary future. completed.

Dive by siobhanbooks. modern au. completed.

Pink Pony Club by yams77. modern au. completed.

Drifted by she-whatshername. minor during IF. ongoing.

loved by mint_chocolatechip. during IF. completed.

tasting flight by copperfirebird. during IF. completed.

Scenes from a Dukedom by copperfirebird. future. ongoing.

vacation (all I ever wanted) by nevergonnaloveagain. background modern au. completed.

night games by mint_chocolatechip. during IF. completed.

Grow as we go by alexandia03 and justanothersarah. secondary IF AU. ongoing.

Onward towards Revolution by EmeraldBelle. FW AU. ongoing

Ridoc doesn't like spaghetti by Ronniewritesinatree. during IF. completed.

It never happened outside these walls by ChocoGigi. secondary modern au. Completed.

Samhain by copperfirebird. spooktober - harvest festivals au. completed.

Corn Maze quickie by yams77. harvest festivals au. Completed.

In too deep by hurricane. background. olympics au. completed.

Legally Ridoc by alltoowellread. legally blonde au. ongoing.

Accidental Connection by overjoyedisland. modern au. Completed.

Healing by mint_chocolatechip. pre FW au. ongoing.

spooktober by siobhanbooks. modern au. ongoing.

The Squad's Spooktober by overjoyedisland. modern au. ongoing. (secondary bodociam)

Drabble Collection: Spooktober 2024 by Impractical_Magic (sliebman10). spooktober au. ongoing.

Sixty-Nine by yams77. modern/spooktober au. completed.

Let’s play pretend by thoughtsaboutshadows. Modern au. ongoing.

Very Good Mead by copperfirebird. Post IF/FT universe. completed.

Hide and Seek by mint_chocolatechip. During IF. completed.

Hide and Seek by yams77. Modern. completed.

Navarre Records Presents by LizardRunClub. Band au. Ongoing.

Candles & Knots by sugarkoi. Future. Completed

Turn on the radio by LizardRunClub. Band au. Completed.

Altitude Adjustment by Fanatasybykassidy. Modern au. Completed.

Bodhi and ridoc’s kisses by siobhanbooks. During IF. completed.

You know how to ball by alltoowellread. Football au. Ongoing.

Ridoc’s sparring seduction by mint_chocolatechip. During IF. completed.

Relapse by mint_chocolatechip. During IF. ongoing.

I’m gonna be by thoughtsaboutshows. (past bodociam). Modern military au. Completed.

Nakey & Bakey by siobhanbooks. During IF. Completed.

Dragonback Boink by yams-77. FW. completed.

Best Kept Secret by mint_chocolatechip. College au. Completed.

Your memory feels like home to me by alexandia03. Future. ongoing.

Let's stay home by mint_chocolatechip. Ski trip. Completed.

Basgiathgram by kho_o. Socmed. Ongoing.

Steal the State I’m in by amberswansong and copperfirebird. Modern magic. Ongoing.

Defender by mint_chocolatechip. During OS. ongoing.

Accepting the Care by Katherine_Tripp1209. During IF. ongoing.

get the crown (baby i'm the one to beat) by lepidopterologe. modern au. ongoing.

Fluffbruary 2025: Microfic Collection by Impractical_Magic (sliebman10). During OS. completed.

Expectant by yams77. During OS. ongoing.

Laughing Through the Tears Together by wordsofwakingdreams. Modern au. completed.

Daylight by AlexanDia03. Future. Completed.

say you'll be my darlin' by dusk_muse. Modern au. Completed.

ValenSUCKS Day by yams77. Modern AU. completed.

One of Dozens of Valentines by Katherine_Tripp1209. Modern au. Completed.

Moonlight by sweetestlily. During OS. completed.

Of Keys and Cake and Almost Perfections by wordsofwakingdreams. Modern au. Completed.

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by ellebellewritesfic. Bodoc. Modern au. Ongoing.

An Unexpected Consequence by Katherine_Tripp1209. Modern au. Ongoing.

Rodhi by sierra_sparkles. Post OS. completed.

Blind Tiger by SerahAdmoni. Modern au. ongoing.

dad chat by alltoowellread and siobhanbooks. Text fic. Ongoing.

Falling for you by glindalovesshoes. Modern au. Ongoing. 

Shhh- by B3eaniPerson. Canon. Completed.

Sunlight by sweetestlily. Post OS. ongoing. 

Eleven O’Clock by ellebellewritesfic. Modern AU. ongoing

Forever by Mint_chocolatechip. Modern AU. ongoing.

Will You Marry Me? By SuebsWrites. Modern AU. completed.

Not Quite the Duke by Katherine_Tripp1209. Post OS. completed.

Eleven O’Clock - After Hours by ellebellewritesfic. Modern AU. ongoing.

Shot for death by loudnightmarestudent. Modern AU. ongoing.

Avain in Navarre by Moiko17. During IF. ongoing.

In Your Dreams by Mint_chocolatechip. Post OS?. ongoing.

The Deverelli Problem by Katherine_Tripp1209. Modern AU. ongoing.

Fated or Mated by Obsessivecomplusive. Successful apostasy AU. ongoing.

Silver in the Shadows by Swiftshadow737. During FW. ongoing.

She Would Survive by shootingforthesun. Post OS. completed.

Bodhiam

Here for the Video Games by ubiquitouslyme. Modern au, spin off of political gain. completed. 

Game on by ubiquitouslyme. modern au. Ongoing.

Political Gain by sarahwyland. Modern AU. Completed.

end of a decade, start of an age by always_aaack_for_everlark7. boyband AU. completed.

I have an excellent father by siobhanbooks. Future. Completed.

a letter a day (keeps you ready to mingle) by olympialogy. IF. completed.

like daylight by siobhanbooks. pre and during FW and IF. ongoing

dancing around the kitchen in the refrigerator light by siobhanbooks. modern au. Completed.

Great Basgiath Bake off by tegantales. modern au. Ongoing.

born to be nation treasures by always_aaack_for_everlark7. modern/band au. ongoing.

break my heart or bring it back to life by always_aaack_for_everlark7. beauty and the beast au. Ongoing.

The One I Want by TeganTales. modern au/GBBO spin off. Completed.

Under cover by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous. Modern au - GO - ongoing.

Seven Solstices by june_s_pumpkins. Past and during FW. completed.

A Political Gain Christmas by sarahkwut. PG spin off. Completed

Good Luck Babe by yams77. Past with background bodoc. Modern au. Ongoing.

You’re the sun to me by nevergonnaloveagain. Modern au. Completed.

The person you deserve to be by BlinkyCupid. Modern au. Completed.

Fourth Wing (Scribes’ edition) byt Thomas1990. FW. ongoing.

Lights, Camera, Bitch, Smile by ellebellewritesfic and ILoveMyThighs. Modern AU. completed.

Bodociam

I'll always keep you in mind by hockeyspiral23. band AU. Completed.

Car Assignments - Ridoc's Shennanigans by Scarlet_Aeon. Road trip. Completed.

victory is all you need by hockeyspiral23. modern/hockey au. Completed.

The Backup Plan by hockeyspiral23. background modern royalty AU. completed.

you're too sweet (for me) by siobhanbooks. primary modern au. Ongoing.

Aretia Fire by siobhanbooks. modern au. Ongoing

agony brings no reward by hockeyspiral23. viayn bonus chapters. Ongoing. (secondary bodhiam)

the truth in our scars by HockeySpiral23. FW AU. ongoing.

ttios: fate’s remix by HockeySpiral23. FW AU. ongoing.

Other

Xaden’s Pov of 2nd year plus companion chapters by ubiquitouslyme. pre FW. Read the tags/TW. ongoing.

Spotless by sarahwyland. only shown in epilogue/chapter 37. during and post IF/AU of IF. completed.

Memento vivere by alexandia03. Queer Bodhi. Pre and during FW. ongoing.

hope ur okay by siobhanbooks. queer bodhi. during IF. completed.

heart it races by amberswansong. bodhi x dain. pre FW. completed.

the alchemy by pretty-pleaseee. queer bodhi. modern au. ongoing.

Every night's another reason why I almost left it all by amberswansong. queer bodhi. PPC AU. completed.

Storm in the Quiet by justallihere. aroace bodhi. riorgail arranged marriage au. completed.

Ruin me by Cee_Darling (Cee_hoc). bodhi/brennan. Modern au. ongoing

The Choreography of Combat by SaraNova. bodhi/brennan. during IF. completed.

Spooktober 2024: Drabbles by TeganTales. bodhi/brennan. Spooktober. completed

A Shock of Curls by Nivaria. bodhi/garrick. Pre FW. completed.

Amuse Bouche by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous. bodhi/tyvon/liam/ridoc. FW. completed.

You Bring Me Home by ThatWouldBee_Enough. bodhi/xaden. Pre FW. completed. (CHECK THE TAGS)

Have you guys got plans? By ellebellewritesfic. bodhi/garrick/liam and bodhi/garrick. During FW. completed.

[gasonrepublic]

Top 10 Reasons Why LP Gas is Your Ultimate Energy Choice

In energy sources, the debate often centers around which one is the most efficient, eco-friendly, and versatile. Among the contenders, liquefied petroleum (LP) gas stands out as a formidable option for a myriad of reasons. LP gas, also known as propane or LPG (liquefied petroleum gas), has gained popularity across various sectors, from residential to industrial, due to its numerous benefits.

Versatility: It is incredibly versatile, capable of powering a wide range of applications. Whether it's heating your home, cooking meals, fueling your barbecue grill, or running industrial machinery, LPG proves to be a flexible energy solution suitable for diverse needs.

Clean Burning: It burns cleaner than many other fossil fuels, emitting lower levels of greenhouse gases and pollutants such as carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, and sulfur dioxide. Choosing LPG contributes to reducing your carbon footprint and promoting a healthier environment.

Energy Efficiency: LPG is renowned for its high energy efficiency. It boasts an impressive energy-to-weight ratio, meaning it can produce a significant amount of energy while occupying minimal space. This efficiency translates to cost savings for consumers and businesses alike, as less fuel is needed to achieve the desired results.

Reliability: Unlike electricity, which may be prone to disruptions during storms or grid failures, LPG can be stored on-site, ensuring a continuous and uninterrupted energy supply, even in adverse conditions.

Portability: LPG is highly portable, making it ideal for off-grid applications or locations where access to traditional energy sources may be limited. From camping trips to remote construction sites, its portability enables users to enjoy the benefits of energy wherever they go.

Affordability: In comparison to other energy sources, LPG often proves to be a cost-effective option. Its competitive pricing, coupled with its energy efficiency, translates to significant savings for consumers over time. Additionally, the availability of LPG in both bulk and cylinder form provides flexibility in purchasing options.

Low Maintenance: Its equipment typically requires minimal maintenance compared to alternative energy systems. Propane appliances are known for their durability and longevity, reducing the need for frequent repairs or replacements. This translates to additional cost savings and peace of mind for users.

Safety: Propane has built-in safety features, such as odorants that make gas leaks easy to detect. Moreover, modern LP gas equipment is equipped with advanced safety mechanisms to prevent accidents and ensure user protection.

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In conclusion, the myriad advantages of LP gas position it as the ultimate energy choice for consumers and businesses alike. Whether for residential, commercial, or industrial purposes, embracing LP gas promises to deliver optimal energy solutions for the challenges of today and tomorrow.

[fearfulfertility]

CONFIDENTIAL REPORT

DRC, Security Office, Internal Security Division

To: Director [REDACTED]

From: Assistant Director [REDACTED]

Subject: Analysis of Quarterly Surrogate Escape Attempts

Date: [REDACTED]

Prepared for: Director [REDACTED]

Executive Summary

Surrogates attempting to escape from paternity compounds represent a futile but ultimately recurring security concern. While first-tour handlers often express alarm when an escape attempt is in progress, historical data confirms that out of [REDACTED] escape attempts, no surrogate has ever successfully fled beyond a manageable distance. This report examines the average distance surrogates make it before they collapse under their weight, factors contributing to these failed escapes, and the notable case of a surrogate who managed to steal a vehicle—only to discover he was too heavy for it to move.

The findings outlined here show that pursuit is generally unnecessary and that escape attempts often resolve themselves naturally within minutes.

I. Escape Distance Analysis

Security footage from the past [REDACTED] was analyzed to assess the maximum distance surrogates can travel before exhaustion sets in. The following data presents the average escape distances categorized by fetal load and total pregnancy weight.

Surrogate #S111-172-H - Octuplets (8)

Abdominal Circumference: 71 in.

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 155 lbs

Current Weight: 310-350 lbs

Total Escape Distance: 61 ft

Surrogate #S121-132-L - Dodecuplets (12)

Abdominal Circumference: 84 in.

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 162 lbs

Current Total Weight: 380-420 lbs

Total Escape Distance: 38 ft

Surrogate #S138-116-O - Quindecuplets (15)

Abdominal Circumference: 91 in.

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 167 lbs

Current Total Weight: 440-475 lbs

Total Escape Distance: 21 ft

Surrogate #S132-162-Q - Septendecuplets (17)

Abdominal Circumference: 95 in.

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 183 lbs

Current Total Weight: 480-520 lbs

Total Escape Distance: 9 ft 

Surrogate #S127-189-S - Nonodecuplets (19)

Abdominal Circumference: 102 in. (259 cm)

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 147 lbs

Current Total Weight: 530+ lbs

Total Escape Distance: [REDACTED] (Became Stuck in Doorway)

The data shows no surrogate has ever managed to travel more than [REDACTED] before succumbing to exhaustion, weight burden, or pregnancy-related complications triggered by excessive movement. The most significant factor in these collapses is the overwhelming strain on the cardiovascular and [REDACTED] systems, combined with the rapid depletion of available oxygen due to [REDACTED].

II. Case Studies

Case Study #1

One of the most notable escape attempts occurred at Paternity Compound 117 (Atlanta, GA, FEMA Zone 4), in which Surrogate S312-102-N (14 fetuses, +460 lbs) successfully made it to an unattended van.

Security footage showed the surrogate waddling at maximum speed ([REDACTED] mph) for approximately [REDACTED] feet before reaching an unlocked package delivery vehicle.

The surrogate opened the driver-side door, seated himself inside, and attempted to start the engine.

Due to the weight distribution shift inside the vehicle, the van’s front suspension immediately bottomed out, lifting the rear tires off the ground.

At this point, the vehicle was completely immobilized. The surrogate was then apprehended before further disruption could occur.

Extraction required four staff members and a medical lubricant to free the surrogate from the driver’s seat.

The delivery vehicle suffered damage due to excessive weight and had to be disposed of.

The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 4 minutes and 17 seconds.

"I saw him waddle for the van and just stood there with my arms crossed. What was I supposed to do—run? The guy barely made it ten steps without gasping for air. Then he sat down, and that van dipped like a seesaw. Funniest thing I’ve seen all week." - Security Officer [REDACTED]

Case Study #2

Another memorable escape attempt occurred at Paternity Compound 131 (Medford, OR, FEMA Zone 10), in which Surrogate S131-564-R (Quindecuplets (15), +485 lbs) grossly underestimated his stamina.

Security footage from the delivery ward showed the doctor and nurse leaving to attend to a [REDACTED] matter, leaving the surrogate unsupervised.

The surrogate managed to roll off his bed and waddled [REDACTED] steps.

The surrogate was then seized by a contraction, causing him to collapse onto all fours.

The movement accelerated his delivery as he started crowning. 

At this point, the doctor and nurse returned in time to deliver the baby and then restrained the surrogate from further disruptions.

The surrogate continued to labor through eight more births before he was light enough to return to his bed.

The delivery suite required extra cleaning to deal with unplanned [REDACTED] discharge.

The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 1 minute and 37 seconds.

"I stepped out for two minutes, and when I came back, he was down on the floor, halfway through delivery. He thought he was running? Honey, you weren’t escaping—you were just inducing labor the hard way!" - Doctor [REDACTED]

Case Study #3

A final escape attempt occurred at Paternity Compound 127 (Columbus, OH, FEMA Zone 5), in which Surrogate S127-882-R (Quindecuplets (15), +515 lbs) attempted to flee while locked into caloric feeding machines.

Security footage from the feeding ward showed three handlers becoming distracted when one caloric feeding machine sprung a leak, spilling [REDACTED] gallons of nutritional slurry onto the ground. 

The surrogate rose from his seat and attempted to waddle to the exit but forgot the feeding tube was still in his mouth. 

The aforementioned feeding tube only had 5 feet of tether before it yanked the surrogate backward.

The surrogate lost balance and collapsed onto his back, pinned by his belly.

At this point, the handlers noticed the escape attempt and intervened.

Handlers restrained the surrogate on the ground while increasing the volume of nutritional slurry from the caloric feeding machine. 

Within six hours, rapid weight gain rendered him immobile, with futile attempts to stand independently.

The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 57 seconds.

"I should’ve taken the stupid mask off! One second I was moving, the next—BAM—flat on my back, belly sticking straight up like a damn overturned turtle. Then they just left me there, still hooked up to the feeder, stuffing me until I was too fat to even roll over." - Surrogate S127-882-R

III. Key Takeaways & Security Recommendations

No Need for High-Speed Pursuits

All surrogates experienced severe exhaustion within [REDACTED] seconds, making pursuit entirely unnecessary.

Security officers should conserve energy and approach at a casual walking pace.

"Rolling Method" for Surrogate Retrieval

When surrogates collapse on their backs, they become functionally incapacitated.

Rather than attempting direct lifting, security should gently roll them sideways to reposition them before transport.

Discourage Vehicle Access, But Not Too Much

Given the abysmal damage rates amongst vehicle-based escape attempts, staff should lock vehicles when not in use.

Optimize Flooring to Accelerate Fatigue

Security recommends installing padded flooring in escape-prone corridors to accelerate surrogate exhaustion and reduce resistance without direct intervention.

Conclusion

Escape attempts, while frequent, remain an entirely self-defeating endeavor. The average surrogate collapses within seconds to minutes or quickly finds their size impossible to manage independently.

As a result, additional security measures are deemed unnecessary. Instead, compounds should continue allowing surrogates to exhaust themselves, retrieve them when ready, and maintain their focus rather than worrying about "successful" escapes.

This report confirms that surrogates are their worst enemies when it comes to escape and that a policy of minimal intervention will continue to be the most cost-effective approach.

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[fuck-customers]

If you don't want to tip your delivery drivers then don't order delivery. You are screwing us over, we lose money bringing food to you for free because we get paid less than minimum wage on the road. Yeah I know the delivery fee sucks but don't punish your driver for it.

And remember that delivery is a PRIVILEGE if you can't afford it or don't want to pay for it then you need to use your own car and gas money to drive to the store and pick your own shit up. I also have bills to pay. Thanks!

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[kittyoverlord]

Behold my cat!

Also, I'm really struggling financially - I thought I would be reimbursed for some thing by now and am still waiting on that payment.

I know a lot of people are struggling right now, but I'm hoping I can get like, 20 bucks for gas, maybe a bit more for some groceries and the disability tax of needing to do delivery. Anything would help.

I'm working on getting a commission post together, but that's gonna take a bit, so I wanted to get this out. I do crochet/knitting and can make plushies, earrings, etc. Feel free to message me.

V nmo - @ oliver-rose-1

PPal - kittyoverlord @ gmail

Thanks in advance for reading. <3

[the-seelie-court-official]

let me give you a tip that works to make you nicer to be around even if you're usually a mean ashhole on purpose. treating customer service employees like fellow people sometimes gets u free shit

examples:

cashier at the grocery store rang up my trail mix for like half of what it was worth because it wouldn't scan. idk if my using good-manner-words helped but it certainly didnt hurt

lady giving me hot food at the gas station gave me all the chicken they had left and extra jalapeno poppers simply because i took the time to make small talk about the weather and driving in it and listened to her talk about her family

when i was a delivery driver there were dozens of fast food workers that would let me have free soda simply because they could, but if i hadn't taken the time to actually talk to them instead of just saying 'grubhub' they might never have thought to offer me a cup

[seat-safety-switch]

Ever since Joey Tomassino got put into reconstructive surgery by an errant pepperoni chub, I've been nothing but deeply respectful of the power of pizza. While the incident happened in childhood, it's those formative memories that have a way of sticking with you forever, etched into your very being. For years, my wife would ask why my hair stood on end every time we drove past a Pizza Hut.

In a time long past, pizza delivery was a common teenage job. You'd have a cheap car, cheap gas, cheap insurance, and copious free time to spend shipping baked dough around your suburban neighbourhood. If the occasional accident happened, that's okay, they don't have that much experience driving and they have to make that 30-minutes-or-it's-free guarantee.

Sadly, the era of the cheap car, cheap gas, and cheap insurance has faded, and pizza delivery is now done by a faceless series of automatons that summon a precariously-employed worker from a white-goods industrial kitchen wedged between two Amazon drone-delivery warehouses. Give them five stars, they earned it. They're taking a risk with their own lives, and let me explain why.

When I go pick up my own pizza from the local joint, I always take precautions. Nobody is getting mad at me if I take too long, except for perhaps the hungry folks waiting for it (I can always blame the teenager working the counter.) You might think it's silly to be as careful as I am, buckling up the pizza with its own little seatbelt and wedging a bunch of crap against it.

Have you ever had anything slide off your seat or fly into your windshield from aggressive braking? What if that were dinner? You can't take any chances with it. I must make sure that any hard cornering or sharp acceleration won't redistribute the toppings unfairly. It feels like I still could have done more, like I am taking a gamble on the survival of my family dinner every time I rip the handbrake in the middle of a playground zone.

I am just one person, though, and even the President has been thus incapable of dealing with the spate of third-degree hot cheese burns littering hospitals across this once-great nation-state. Write your representative. Get some action started on making sure that every car has a little thing to put pizza into. For the Joeys of the world.

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

So. The trucking company that I work for does deliveries for a national grocery chain. That chain has very specific food requirements, and they will reject a delivery for very minor reasons (one corner of one box is damaged, entire pallet of food gets rejected kind of thing) and the company always gives employees first crack at taking home whatever it is.

After that, it honestly depends on what the item is and what the actual expiration date is, as well as how much of it there is.

But here’s the thing…the company leaves it to the discretion of the employee WHICH organizations get the food donations. Meaning that the company would be happy to write off donations but ultimately everything is going in the trash anyway, so why bother dedicating a person to handle it…So, if, per say, I were to let a buddy of mine at a food bank know that we have x amount of y product that was rejected by the major chain, I would have to wait 3 full business days before I could call him and have him haul away everything he can carry.

Some of my coworkers just want one or two things for themselves; some of them rely on not buying certain things because the get them in bulk from the rejected orders... But the ultimate idea is to get the warehouse cleaned by the expiration date, and the company itself doesn’t actually care if they get to write the waste off or not; we as a company need to actually free up space, so the sooner perishable goods are gone, the better.

So about nine years ago I was very much homeless, and even after I got back on my feet, I was still relying on predominately Christian food banks and snap to feed myself; I’m not proud of it, but it was also a period of my life where an older gentleman who barely knew me outside of work called me “the Queen of Making Do” just based on casual interactions where I criticized HIM for spending too much money on frivolous things. (We both ate ‘gas station breakfast’ and were arguing about what was the lowest calorie vs highest protein, with the understanding that neither of us had an actual fridge to store food in)

All of this to say, I’ve just reached out to the three organizations that I used to eat/get groceries from to let them know that I have access to resources for people still reliant on them.

I don’t know what will happen yet, but I’m honestly so thankful to be giving back in a minor way. I’m thankful to the people that loved me when I was worth less, even though they barely knew me.

Even if they don’t get back to me, there are so many organizations that will be willing to come get the perishable items…fuck, I don’t have money but this is such a great way to give back.

For every organization that I find, I just have to get a receipt off of them and give it to HR Lady and she can work out the taxes.

My corporate boss gets to have the write off, but I’m finding that write off on the clock, and it’s all going in the trash anyway, might as well find a mouth to feed no matter what.

[gasonrepublic]

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