#fred the swede

[intergalactic-garbage]

diversity win! the evil man forcing you to do petty tasks for him is bisexual!

[cloudberrylane]

thank you for the boops. here's me booping you all back. also this is a boop for everyone who also loves taskmaster. p.s. i know this isn't a boop & i'll probably be disqualified if the task was to boop fred the swede the fastest or smth.

[alexhornefan]

You got the number wrong.

[ryanhavethsnapped]

The fervent homoeroticism between British men and a Swedish man

[gracieblood]

yeah so my great great great grandparents on my mum’s mum’s side are actually swedish or erm maybe they’re danish or m

me explaining that my family is scandinavian i’m just not sure which scandinavian country we’re from but it’s definitely one of em

[amaliaofnassau]

what are your thoughts about the drf and them showing of well known luxurious brands?

[3416]

Sorry this is petty but I need 1634 back right NOW because why am I seeing soulmate talk with 3488 like the entire beginning of the season didn't happen

exactly 😭😭😭 like not even just this season but their whole nhl careers.... i'd respect it more if ppl were just like those are my favorite guys so !! but . they are trying to rewrite the history of these mens careers like willy hasn't ALWAYS had other guys he's way closer to and like auston and mitch aren't like. objectively this franchises superstars and also haven't been completely intertwined. like i don't even need to argue about it.... auston matthews literally says it himself over n over he loves mitch the most fjkdsksdfl so.

[starlonkedd]

Congratulations. I'm getting sucked into Taskmaster by watching it on YouTube it's so funny

I KNOW IT'S SO BATSHIT

What's your favourite task so far? do you have a favourite contestant?

[scorpiomindfuck]

I love Fred the Swede so much

[yourladyem]

Beetlejuice Loves Lydia

Spotify Playlist

He hacked her phone again and created a playlist. No matter what she does a love song goes off every day.

MacArthur Park by Richard Harris

Right Here Waiting for You by Richard Marx

Everything I Do I Do it For You by Bryan Adams

Heaven by Bryan Adams

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Chicago

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

How Am I Supposed to Live Thought You by Michael Bolton

When a Man Loves a Woman by Michael Bolton

Stuck on You by Lionel Richie

Listen to Your Heart by Roxette

Glory of Love by Peter Cetera

Can't Help Falling with You by Elvis

Love Me Tender by Elvis

Every Breath You Take by The Police

Don't Give Up on Us by David Soul

Against All Odds by Genesis

You're the Inspiration by Chicago

Waterloo by ABBA

Take a Chance on Me by ABBA

Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh

Grenade by Bruno Mars

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

A Thousand Years by Christina Perri or James Arthur

It Had to Be You by Harry Connick Jr

Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

I Put a Spell on You by Annie Lennox

You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall and Oats

Make You Feel My Love by Adele

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

Just the Way You Are by Bill Joel

Marry You by Bruno Mars

Crazy for This Girl by Evan and Jaron

Here We Go Again by Ray Charles and Norah Jones

Could I Have This Dance by Anne Murray

Your Song by Elton John

Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen

Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede

On the Street Where You Live from My Fair Lady

I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face from My Fair Lady

Storybook Love by Mark Knopfler

That's Amore by Dean Martin

Innamorata by Dean Martin

Something About the Way You Look Tonight by Elton John

Our Love is Here to Stay by Frank Sinatra

As Time Goes By by Jimmy Durante

Moonlight Serenade by Carly Simon

I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder

Crazy by Patsy Cline

I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song by Jim Croce

Annie's Song by John Denver

Fascination by Nat King Cole

Unforgettable by Nat King Cole

Stardust by Nat King Cole

They Can't Take That Away From Me by Fred Astaire

The Way You Look Tonight by Fred Astaire

You Light Up My Life by LeAnn Rimes

I Can't Stop Loving You by Ray Charles

Can't Take My Eyes Off of You by Frankie Valli

At Last by Etta James

Call Me Irresponsible by Michael Buble

I'm Your Man by Michael Buble

My Girl by The Temptations

[notalexhorne]

I cannot articulate how badly I need Qrs Tuvwxyz to become a recurring character. Please. I need him. We lost Fred the Swede. Give us Qrs the Problem.

[hell0potato]

[taskmasteristics]

taskmaster ask game

(the first 10 questions were kindly offered by @3dprintcess - thank you for the inspiration!)

👥- you get put in a team with four other TM contestant/s. it's a DISASTER. who's on your team? 😡- what would be the worst team task from previous series to put you on? 🕴🏼- your team has to deal with Qrs - what service-type job are you going to be weirdly good at? 🧑‍🎤- if you were on taskmaster, which previous contestant's outfit would you choose to wear when doing the tasks? 🤵- you get to invite a previous contestant on for a task cameo - who do you invite? what do they do? 🤫- you get to give a contestant a secret, series-long task revealed in the finale - what do you do? 🐕- what task would you like to see alex attempt (if he had no knowledge of the task)? 🙈- what task would have been the worst to attempt naked (or almost naked)? 👀-what would have been the 'best' to attempt naked?? your own definition of best, please! 🎼- taskmaster: the musical episode. yes or no? hard yes or horrific no? 🧸-you're doing a prize task, and have been asked to bring in your most sentimental item. what is it and why? 😈- how likely would you be to cheat on a task if you had enough confidence that you could get away with it? 😇- on a scale of "malicious compliance" to "paying alex to do the task for you", how likely would you be to find loopholes for the task at hand? 👑- you get to choose a "champion of champions"-esque episode, but for an entirely different category (worst contestants, funniest contestants etc.). what category, and which contestants do you choose? 👤- who has been your favourite guest / reoccurring person on taskmaster? (e.g. fred the swede, rosalind, etc.) 🔒- which taskmaster contestant would you choose to be handcuffed to for 48 hours? 🥔- do you think joe should've gotten the full 5 points for his potato throw? 💌- how likely would you be to argue back if greg gave you a poor score on a task? 💭- who are you still hoping to see on a future series of taskmaster?

[alexhornefan]

Alex and Fred.

[yesterdayiwrote]

After reading @vro0m's post suggesting Grill the Grid should take on a Taskmaster format, please have my ‘not entirely definitive’ list of Which Taskmaster contestant the 2023 F1 grid would most be like...

Max Verstappen : Kerry Godliman - Wants to win. Doesn’t want you to know how much they want to win. Until you tell them he’s done it wrong and then he argues the rules with you incessantly. Probably loves a laminator. Bosh, done.

Sergio Perez : Paul Sinha - Should be really good at this. Is getting a bit old though and inexplicably fucking the whole thing up. Is really trying but just permanently perplexed about how this isn’t going better for them.

Charles Leclerc : Judi Love - Is trying really hard, still not quite understanding what they’re being asked to do but not wanting anyone to realise how confused they are. Most likely to ask ‘Is there a duck on my face?’

Carlos Sainz : Joe Thomas - Is also very confused, but slightly less chaotic with it, not exactly hiding how confused they are, just openly having a breakdown while their brain stops working. Liable to suddenly argue back about how unfair it is and how hard they’re trying.

Lewis Hamilton : Liza Tarbuck - Knows what they’re doing, minimal fuss, just gets on with it and ends up winning everything. Is starting to get mildly irritated you’re asking them to do it still, decreases effort throughout proceedings, yet still somehow manages to do really well

George Russell: Mel Giedroyc - George is Mel. Rushes into every task with enthusiasm. Highly competitive. Tackles every task with a cacophony of Britishisms spilling from his mouth in place of swear words to hide his frustrations, whilst simultaneously congratulating the crew on what great tasks they’ve come up with. (There is also a really strong argument for Ivo Graham here. Bringing big Eton energy but slightly more angsty about his failures)

Lando Norris : Nish Kumar - Is trying really, really hard. Is also failing really, really hard by failing to notice generally what’s going on around him.

Oscar Piastri : Richard Osman - Just getting the tasks done in a calm, sensible manner. No bells and whistles, just taking it all in his stride.

Esteban Ocon : Jessica Knappett - Goes rushing in to everything with enthusiasm and positive energy and falls face first into failure. Tall and lanky and just very happy to be here.

Pierre Gasly : Iain Stirling - Tries really hard, really wants to win, but you can’t shake the feeling that you’re watching a Love Island episode whenever you watch him attempt anything (just for wildly different reasons).

Fernando Alonso : Rhod Gilbert - Quietly confident of their own abilities. A bit of a lone wolf and hates team tasks because he just wants to win for himself. Has an uncanny knack of finding a loophole and winning tasks thanks to some dirt he has on the taskmaster from many years ago.

Lance Stroll : Paul Chowdhry - He’s not entirely sure how he’s ended up here, or what he’s supposed to do, but he’s giving it a go anyway. Appears unenthusiastic about everything but actually wants to win, just with the least possible effort he can muster.

Valtteri Bottas : Hugh Dennis - Very calm about everything, even his own failures. Actually not that worried about where he comes, just happy to be taking part. (Valtteri would actually be Fred the Swede but he’s not a contestant so he can’t be)

Zhou Guanyu : Charlotte Ritchie - Appears like they have it all together. Calm and softly spoken, yet strangely chaotic when given a task. Seems really eager to please but kind of low key stressed and anxious. (A certain element of Sophie Duker or Mawaan Rizwan entirely for the great fits though)

Yuki Tsunoda : Fern Brady - Is very stressed about everything and would very much like to go home for a big sleep because being competitive is exhausting

Daniel Ricciardo : Joe Wilkinson - Chaos. Full stop.

Nico Hulkenberg : Lee Mack - This is one of the harder ones because he could be any of the ‘uncontroversial older guy’ contestants. Went for Lee because he’d probably keep dropping dad jokes in there but not a total chaos demon. Just does…fine?

Kevin Magnussen : Ardal O’Hanlon - Similar to what I wrote for Nico but with a bit more chaos and confusion thrown in, but just politely smiling his way through it. (See also Alan Davies)

Alex Albon : James Acaster - Has a severe dislike for whoever organised this, would quite like it to be over. Would also like to win. Doesn’t want to look desperate with it but is actually trying very hard. Is very angry that he’s not winning and ends up ranting about how unfair it is to hide his disappointment.

Logan Sargeant : Desiree Burch - American. (Look, I ran out of ideas for Logan I will admit)

[eminsunnytoons123]

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Class of 3000 characters and their nicknames:

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Sunny - Sunshine, Mr. Sunshine, Mr. Bridges, guy of the sunlight, Mr. Funkaneer, Mr. Saxophone

Lil' D - Lil' devil, lil' man, lil' guy, Mr. Drummer-boy

Madison - optimistic flower, Mads, Madi, miss optimistic violin girl, Miss violin, blondie

Philly Phil - Mr. Goggles, Philly, Mr. Briliant and odd guy, Mr. Bass, Phil, Philly

Tamika - Miss stubborn, miss girlboss, Miss harp, miss bass, Tammy, Tami, Mika

Eddie - Mr. Rich guy, Mr. Clarinette, Edds, Mr. Blondie, spoiled rich brat

Kim - Miss fashionable, Kimmy, Miss xylophone, The piano boy's twin sister

Kam - Kammy, Mr. Piano, Mr. Helmethead, Mr. "Mature boy"

Salieri - Sal, Mr. Ponytail, Mr. "Top", Eastley jerk, a guy with big forehead, woman-looking guy, Sunny's ex boyfriend

Lil' G - Mr. Stubborn, taller copy of Lil' D, Mr. Congas, Mr. Ponytail number two, lil' dude

Addison - miss shark girl, Addi, wild shark lesbian, miss double-bass, copy of Madison

Brooklyn Bill - Mr. Overbite, Billy, Brooklyn dude, copy of Philly Phil, Mr. Electric bass

Freddie - Mr. Rich boy number two, spoiled brat, fatty, tubby, copy of Eddie, Mr. Trumpet, Freds

Bambi - Miss rough and stubborn, Miss Lyre, copy of Tamika, Bambi the deer

Jim - Miss tambourine, miss tomboy, Jimmy, Miss lolly-pop hair, copy of Kim

Jam - Mr. Keyboards, copy of Kam, Jammy, Mr. Smarty-pants

Mila - Miss fancy-feet, Miss Lopez, Miss Mila, Milly, beauty

Big D - Big Devil, the devil himself, Dwight, Devil, Mr. D

Cheddar man - Charles, cheddar, Cheddar freak, ched, cheddie, french gentleman

Bianca - Peaceful hippie, blond hippie, miss hippie, peaceful lesbian, Bia

Mr Yin and Mr Min - snake medusa twins, male medusas, sssnakey guysss, Yin and Min

Tanya - little miss fancy-feet, extremely spoiled and whiny brat, Tany, Tans, lil' sis, whiny brat

Kaylie - cool kitty number one, Kay, Aylie, shorty, Mackenzie's girlfriend

Mackenzie - cool kitty number two, Macks, Kenzie, Mackie, Kaylie's girlfriend, french lady

Principal Luna - Mr. Luna, annoying old fart, boomer, Mr. principal Luna

Petunia Squattinchowder - Ms Squattinchowder, Squattinchowder, lunchlady, lunchlady Petunia, Petuns, Ms Petunia

Jan - Strong gay swedish janitor, Mr. Swede, Janny, Mr. Rongetes

Lucius - Luc, Ucius, purple man, Mr. Curvy man

Jared - Mr. Popular guy, Jare, Ared, big bro, big jerk, damn popular jerk

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Next, I'll make which nicknames the class of 3000 characters will give to ya =^w^=