#freaky ass kid

[the-scarlet-manor]

Rahaha Exo drawing time

- AZ

[froglover7789]

dinluke fics where lukes power is acknowledged and hes not written like some incompetent maiden who needs to be protected >>>>>>>>>

[cult-of-the-eye]

they ever did an ikea centered tma episode??

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

[bcneheaded]

artemis officially has..... another new patron... (side muse) his name is Loomy and he was once a kids imaginary friend (he thinks. tbh he cant remember exactly what he was at first if he was anything but this is fine) tldr we have yet another pet for the shop--

[5-htagonist]

i am genuinely so crazyyyy about lbruuuuu.... like Genuinely Genuinely. its pretty bad guise

[griancraft]

Sky.. walke r

[theskymahtin]

just watched the pony play episode of bones . WHY did they create SO MUCH sexual tension between Booth and that pony man . Honest to God more erotic than any other scene in that show has ever been and THEN they have the audacity to make Booth go on a stupid rant about how fetish play can never match up to the power of ~~making love~~ when something clearly awoke in that man as soon as he grabbed that leash . the hilarity of it all

[fakeviolins]

shou suzuki is like pico newgrounds to me. but more awesome.

[asordidbarwere]

BOILED ONE PHENOMENON FUCKING HILARIOUS

[funktechnisch]

forgot to post this warmup of @chronomancy 's oc asphodel i did the other day 💙 girl put some brown contacts on im begging you

[need1etail]

I had the weirdest fucking dream a few weeks ago and I just haven't been able to get it out of my head it was so interesting.

[sibblank]

i love oatchi for his utility but I still hate his design

[chesters-ocs]

I've remembered that Sarabi drives a motorcycle and now I'm thinking about him and Sylvester going out on rides together. Imagining them finding hidden spots that are a little (a lot) away from the highway.

I'm imagining one of the kids watching him as he does maintenance on his motorcycle. Just them rambling away about their day or something while he works on his bike.

YEAHH!!!!!! biker sarabi my one true love...

sylvester is SO gonna be speeding down in his dirt bike, he thinks its more fun that way, and god does he end up *filthy* afterwards. theres like a metric ton of mud and dirt and leaves stuck to his (once nice and pristinely clean) white gear

and combined with a little bit of exploring??? sign him the fuck up!!!

imagining sylvester, once they get back, just hosing down everything because holy shit he looks like he just drove into a swamp (which ngl? wouldnt doubt its happened to younger!sylvester. theres a shit tonna swamps around him growing up)

is butcher mildly jealous he didnt get invited along? yes. yes he is. but he, fortunately, also gets that not everyone likes his ass so he'll live. for now.

[maximumeffort69]

💫🐾🥦 < I remember that time I was at my stepdads funeral and my weird creepy uncle on my grandmas side was there for some reason and my younger brother was like "SHE WANTS TO BE A BOY" NIGGA I WASN'T TRYNA TELL HIM SHIT

i forgot what my uncle said but I rather not remember

[madamechrissy]

Need a seatbelt when you Ride it

Cw-MDNI- Satoru x fem!reader, explicit, domestic smut

After ten years together and three kids, you and your husband Satoru are still as freaky as ever.

Dropping the three girls off with Auntie Shoko and Uncle Sugu, you immediately dive down and start sucking Satoru's cock as he drives that minivan neither of you wanted. Gone is PTA mom and soccer dad, replaced with Satoru whimpering as you slobber down his length.

'Baby f-fuck not gonna make it' he whines, big hand slipping down to rub you under your skirt over your tights, which you've soaked through, earning his groan. 'So wet, fuck you're a slutty soccer mommy'

You just moan around him, to the point your husband Satoru has to pull over, the side of some quiet street, pulling you by your hair off him, you look at his lidded blue eyes as you stroke his cock up and down. 'Need you, now Toru, please'

Satoru slides his seat back, leaning over and kissing you sloppy and messy, not sweet little pecks like you all usually do, no its dirty. He's spitting in your mouth when he yanks a titty out toying with your nipple, dragging you on his lap.

He's as eager as when you all met in college, and so are you, you're so excited your head bumps the TV system, playing dumb ass Coco melon the kids watched, you both laugh breathless. 'Please... need you in me'

'Lemme lick her' He rips a hole right in your tights making you gasp, slipping two fingers in your soaking wet cunt, your ass bumps the steering wheel, honking the horn and making you both blush and giggle as you look around.

'Can't wait. Lick me later' you take his cock and rub it against your slit. He cries out, cheeks dusted pink, while your hands entangle in his silky white locks, his hands on your hips firmer.

'Fine lemme taste you, at least. Fuck...' Satoru's thumb swirls your clit as you sink down on his cock, inch by inch, and fuck there were so many, stretching you, cunt gushing when he sucks you off his thumb, cheeks hollowing, blue eyes rolling back. His hands grip you hard then, yanking you down his length, filling you so good you are close from that. 'You're so tight'

'Fuck me, please, please' Soon your husband Satoru is pounding into your pussy, leaky tip slamming your cervix, and you're pretty sure you're not making those dinner reservations when you cumming for the third time and he's dragging you to the back of the minivan, as dumbass cocomelon plays and you're smashed against a bunch of toys and goldfish wrappers, but you really don't mind when he's cumming inside you again, whispering -

'Gonna put another baby in you, whole fucking soccer team'

Hcs of my man all domestic✨️