#frasier au

[beatrixacs]

I've just come up with a Frasier AU Reylo story and my fingers itch to write it... If only I had all the time in the world.

Imagine Ben renouncing his family and running off from Seattle to Boston to work for the high-profile law firm owned by Snoke. Years later, he is on the edge of nervous breakdown and quits for the sake of his sanity. Snoke lets him go but bleeds him dry - Ben loses everything from his expensive apartment and luxurious car to money and reputation. Humiliated, he returns back home.

His parents, Han and Leia, are not willing to accept him back so easily after he broke their hearts but they make him an offer - to live together with Leia's twin brother Luke.

Luke is a former cop who had to retire due to the injury that forces him to walk with the help of the cane, turning him into a bad-tempered loner. Han and Leia try to stimulate him but to no avail so they hope that living with someone would help him both in social life and also to have someone who would keep an eye on him.

However, Ben and Luke basically hate each other because according to Luke, he used to protect the innocent while Ben helped the criminals to avoid justice.

But Ben begrudgingly agrees because he has no other choice. He has no money, nowhere to live, Snoke closed all the doors for him and he can't find a proper job.

And that is how their cohabiation starts.

Ben eventually finds a job in a pro bono legal service which he hates at first due to his snobbish nature but, as the time passes, he learns to humbly enjoy it. Thanks to that, he and Luke find a way to each other and become true family as the uncle and the nephew.

In the meantime, Ben requests from Leia to hire a live-in housekeeper and physical therapist for Luke. The woman is an English woman called Rey.

Just like Luke, she becomes the reality check for Ben who hates her guts at first because "she conspires against him with Luke" but her naturalness, beauty and gall bewitch him in the end and he falls in love with her.

Oh, and Luke has a dog by the name of Artoo.

[wheneverfeasible]

How dare you leave this addition out.

I’m just imagining Mike’s reaction jfc.

Steve as a late night radio DJ, with Robin as his producer (because my partner has made me watch so much Frasier lol). He's got the sexy voice and Eddie, frontman of successful metal band Corroded Coffin, still remembers him from Hawkins and, ugh.

But, well, his manager set up the interview and it would cause more of a stir to no-show than it would to turn up and bicker with some washed up former high school bully. It's a different city, a different decade; maybe King Steve won't even remember him.

So Eddie turns up, and he actually beats Steve there. To the point of the show starting and it's just him in the booth, chatting awkwardly with Robin to fill the air. It gets less awkward the more they talk, idly catching up on old small town bullshit and what it's like to go from isolated baby queers ("I thought I was totally alone!" "Really? You didn't clock the black bandana hanging out of my pocket for five of my six years in high school?" "Sorry old timer, I was still in middle school for part of that." "Oh fuck off, Ms. 'I went to Sarah Lawrence and all I got was this awesome girlfriend.'" "Sorry Eddie, we can't all be super late bloomers like you.") to Actually Successful And Functioning Adults. (She's kind enough not to mention his single but unfortunately well known brush with rehab, other than to congratulate him on his seven year chip.)

And then Steve bursts in, huffing and puffing and diving for the headphones and mic to apologize to both them and the audience for being late. He doesn't even try to offer an excuse until Robin asks, "Uh, Steve? Want to share with us why your arm's in a sling and one of your eyebrows looks like it got flambéd right off your face?"

Which turns into a very put-upon but entertaining retelling of Dustin Henderson ("Oh damn, Henderson! I fell outta touch with him ages ago. How is that little shit?" "Married. He didn't end up converting to Mormonism, but they still have enough kids to make up half a basketball team." "Is that... a lot?" "Six, Munson. They have six kids." "Which is funny, because he made soooo much fun of Steve for wanting that many back in the day." "Yeah. Showed him." "Fuck, my condolences to his wife if they all inherited his big head. You gotta give me his number after this. Or—DUSTIN, if you're listening to your babysitter's show, come to my next concert and there'll be two backstage passes with your name on it! Or, well, that embarrassing nickname your radio girlfriend used to call you, since I think I've blurted out your full government name by now." "That girlfriend is actually his wife now." "No shit?! Wow, I can't believe one of my little lost sheepies has managed to keep the same girl for over a decade. Is she really hotter than Phoebe Cates?" "Oh, she is smokin." "Robin, don't make it weird." "Oh it's okay, she already knows. I told her.") ... A very put-upon but entertaining retelling of Dustin Henderson coming over to discuss plans for Ma Henderson's birthday, and bringing a cherries jubilee that Suzie had made so he could literally demonstrate the flambé presentation ("Listeners, I swear I did not know, when I asked Steve about his flambéd eyebrow, that it was a literal flambé accident. Eddie, can you confirm?" "I can confirm, Robin. We received no heads-up calls or messages from Steve before or during the show. It was serendipitous irony, 100% pure.") but poured waaaaay too much brandy on, and then Steve tripped in his mad dash for the fire extinguisher ("He was no help at all, just stopped dropped and rolled right there in the middle of the damn kitchen." "How are his eyebrows?" "Ugh, I have more of them than he does right now but at least his match. Don't worry everyone, he's fine. No nerds were injured in the course of this improv slapstick comedy routine that is my life. I swear to god, I need a girlfriend or a boyfriend or someone reasonable to hang out with besides all you weirdos." "Aw, you love us." "Yeah Stevie, what would you do without your loving nerd squad?" "Yeah, yeah... But don't try to leave yourself out of this Munson, as far as I'm concerned you're still the king of all nerds. And if you're reconnecting with Dustin, you're stuck with us too.") and had to stop by urgent care on the way to work.

Throughout all of this, Eddie is not twirling a lock of hair around one finger... but only because it's tied haphazardly back to keep it out of his face for the day. Steve is different from the guy he remembers strutting the halls of Hawkins High. Still all freckles and hair and charismatic grin, but he carries himself differently. More solidly built in his mid-thirties than his late teens, with a layer of softness that suits him. Calmer and settled, with the kind of confidence that comes with growing up. And the girlfriend or boyfriend thing? Holy shit. Holy shit. King Steve? Who knew? But, well, it explains why Steve and Robin are so close, Eddie guesses.

The Steve Harrington that Eddie had known back in the day hadn't exactly been the worst of the bullies, but he'd been friends with them, and they had spouted plenty of homophobic shit. And Steve had been looking right at him as he'd said it, like he's aware that Eddie is terminally single and maybe, just maybe, there was a flicker of a question in his eyes.

Eddie has been publicly out for a while now, and the thing is... Steve is definitely his type. So he leans into it a little, testing the waters. And Steve responds to it like a sunflower greeting the sunrise.

By the end of the show Robin is slapping post-its on the glass partition that read "Get his number dingus" and "Get a room" and Don't make that face at me, yes I do know that he can see these too and I don't care, GET IT or I will recruit Dusty-dun to my cause" and "To clarify, the cause is getting you laid. Eddie, take note, he's allergic to latex."

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[sammys-magical-au]

Obi-Wan: alright. Let’s just drink our coffee and have some light, frothy conversation.

Anakin: fine. *takes sip*

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: are you in love with Senator Amidala?

Anakin: *spits coffee everywhere*

Obi-Wan: … that was a bit frothier than I imagined.

[sunpoppa]

Once again making content that literally no one asked for, ever

[harveybwabbit92]

[Spark doll au!: Taro is getting antsy after Tregear invites him to a hotel to 'catch up on old times' and leaves to put on something more comfortable.~ Taro starts feeling clammy and opens the drapes, letting in a flashing red light from the hotel's front sign.]

Taro: Well, if you want be comfortable, how about that sweater ensemble I saw you in this morning.

[He opens the window to let in some air and creepy choir music fills the room from outside, a low, somewhat ominous Gregorian chant. Tregear comes in from the other room, dressed in a black lace jacket, the steam from the bathroom billowing up behind him.]

Taro, warily: Tregear...

Tregear: Join us, Taro. we'll make your dreams come true.

Taro: But... at what cost?

Tregear: What we're offering you is priceless. Come, Taro.

[Tregear beckons him with his finger and Taro steps towards the bedroom, entranced.]

Taro, snaps out of it: I CAN'T!

[Taro runs for the door, panicking. He pulls the door open, he recoils and screams in horror upon seeing that he's in Suite 666, then rushes out into the night.]

Tregear, stands in the doorway unimpressed: Hm.

R/n, while she's lounging on the bed in black lacy lingerie: Well, Is he joining us or not?

Tregear: Probably not.

---------------

[Taro didn't know R/n was in the the bedroom. She and Tregear were going to surprise him but he mistook the situation for Tregear trying to cheat on R/n; and since R/n is his friend Taro would never hurt her like that!

The following days Taro was nervous wreck wondering how he should tell R/n about it? until he overhears Tregear telling Belial how Taro wimped out on a threesome with him and R/n.]

[nilescraneisaforevermood]

😍🥺

Frasier Hospital AU

Where Niles is the Head of the Psychiatry Department a Seattle General Hospital and Daphne is the Chief Physical Therapist.

He heals minds. She mends bodies.

He's uptight, snobby, brilliant, caring and trustworthy

She's stubborn, rough, witty, passionate and loyal

They get on like a house on fire, working together on the hardest cases, supporting and lifting each other up.

And one day, they will realise that being friends and colleagues is not enough and they will embark on a beautiful life-changing journey.

[cloudn9nesys]

IT DIDNT POST THE FIRST TIME NOOOO

Anyways this may be the legitimate best thing I'll ever draw with my Nemesis

Alex my beloved <3

[bluestockingbaby]

lilith sternin didn’t ever do anything super evil, she was just autistic and evil-coded and it was funny. She was also a behaviorist, which makes her more competent than frasier and niles (freudian and jungian).

[hersheysmcboom]

(After his daughter falls in love with a robot )

Django: I cheated death in Vietnam for this :(

[murdercrowsblog]

These two are meant for each other:

David Crane and Leia Foreman.

Aka Forecrane

[beatrixacs]

Struggling with insomnia is a bitch but since I am unable to write, I am at least doing my research for my Reylo Frasier AU idea that I posted a while back and since I am making Ben to be a lawyer who will have to greatly reduce his job expectations, I am diving in deep in he system of legal aid and public defenders in the Washington State and let me tell you, I miss a good legal environment... Part of me is still the law-loving freak.

[after-the-end-times]

inspired by this amazing stobin art by @donttellunclesam

Steve and Robin who go from Family Video to the radio station, hoping to get jobs as at least coffee gofers

But the 11pm team up and quits to move to a better slot in a better market and Steve and Robin are given the chance to fill in for the night. They do so well, get more call-ins than that time slot has gotten in months, they're promoted permanently.

Robin thought Steve would naturally step into the host's chair, was surprised when he went into the producer's booth instead. Steve hyped Robin up to take the mic, unsurprised when she knocked it out of the park.

Radio show host!Robin, who is smooth and funny and charming on air in a way she wishes she could be in real life.

Radio producer!Steve who responds to Robin with jokes and dry sarcasm and gets a bit of a following himself.

Obviously, this goes steddie somehow, either with canon meeting or au different meeting lol.

Maybe they play local, unknown Corroded Coffin during their music hour and that's how they get noticed. Eddie comes to the station to thank them for his big break and meets Steve.

Maybe Eddie is a regular caller who starts calling just to talk to Steve.

Maybe Steddie's already together and they need to navigate Steve and Robin being on a night work schedule.

I just want a Frasier/Roz vibe for Robin and Steve working at the radio station...but better love lives than Frasier and Roz lol

thank you @just-my-latest-hyperfixation for sharing the art! So many immediate plot bunnies!

[sammys-magical-au]

Lionel: I can’t believe Padmé shares a room with you. I used to, and you stayed up half the night under the covers with a flashlight looking at Intergalactic Geographic magazines.

Anakin: I was looking at the maps!

Lionel: THAT’S WHAT MADE IT SO SCARY.

[vinylespassion]

Ann Magnuson est une actrice, chanteuse et artiste performeuse américaine, née le 4 janvier 1956 à Charleston, en Virginie-Occidentale. Connue pour son style excentrique et sa grande polyvalence, elle a mené une carrière éclectique allant du cinéma et de la télévision à la musique et aux arts de la scène.

Dans les années 1980, elle devient une figure emblématique de la scène artistique new-yorkaise, notamment au sein du Club 57, un lieu d’avant-garde où elle organise et participe à des performances expérimentales et des happenings artistiques. Comme chanteuse, elle a fait partie de Bongwater, un groupe de rock alternatif qui a marqué la fin des années 1980 et le début des années 1990.

En tant qu'actrice, Ann Magnuson a joué dans de nombreux films et séries télévisées, tels que « Desperately Seeking Susan » (1985), « Making Mr. Right » (1987) et « Clear and Present Danger » (1994). Elle a également fait des apparitions remarquées dans des séries comme « Star Trek: Voyager » et « Frasier ».

Ann est également reconnue pour son sens de l’humour et sa capacité à incarner des personnages excentriques et mémorables, cultivant ainsi une carrière unique à la croisée du théâtre, de la musique et de la performance artistique. Elle continue d’évoluer dans le monde du spectacle et des arts, explorant sans cesse de nouvelles formes d’expression artistique.

[harveybwabbit92]

{Spark Doll au: A neighbor abandons a box of puppies outside of Taro's apartment after mistaking him for the previous owner who owned the puppies father, he tries to convince Tregear and R/n to adopt one, it doesn't go well.]

Tregear, picking up a puppy:(cooing) Ooh, he's adorable! Oh, come here little fella. Oh, aren't you the cutest little thing? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, give me a little kiss. (puppy licks him) Ooh, I love you too! (shoves the puppy back at Taro) There, happy now?

Taro, takes back the puppy appalled: Tregear! How can you just toss him aside after such a tender display of affection?

Tregear: I can do it with people, too. with very few exceptions...

R/n: Yeah... And besides; we couldn't take one of them even if we wanted to.

Taro: Why not?

R/n: Well...Cos of Snorky.

Taro: What about that bug?

Tregear: *ahem* I may have overlooked something while writing out Snorky's genetic code because he doesn't like other animals in his space he gets jealous and.... bitey.

Taro: Bitey?

R/n: More like bloodthirsty! My step-mother asked us to watch my little sister's Budgie, we went to bed and the next morning the cage was trashed, the bird was gone and Snorky was crapping out yellow feathers for a couple days....

Tregear: And if Snorky could do that bird- I don't want to know what he'd do to a puppy...

[Taro looks down at Snorky who sniffs his leg then lets out a low growl, Taro instinctively hugged the box of puppies close to him while eying the cat-sized slug apprehensively. Luckily, R/n recommended Taro to two animal specialists she knew (Blazar's reader and Cosmos & Justice's reader) who could help him with re-homing his puppies.]

[rikebe]

sillies sweep