take me to the dps play in paris
i cant understand shit in french
but ill get the idea
please
please
please
let me get what i want, lord knows it would be the first time
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OP social media headcanons (only some lol)
thinked too hard about what some OP characters social media use would be like
The Strawhats:
Luffy: avid IG reels and Youtube shorts user, they do not let his ass on tik tok. He posts random shit he sees on his IG story and also makes reels about beetles. He begs Usopp to help him make a YouTube channel but Usopp will do most of the work for it so he's not fully on board yet
Chopper: Gen Alpha realness he is crazy about Roblox, they don't really let him have his own account but he look at reels and shorts with Luffy
Zoro: Literally nothing but youtube to watch workout, sword, martial art, fitness, and like some eastern philosophy motivational content. Nami also downloaded a locator app on his phone so the strawhats can find him and stop him from wandering to another country. Oh and he tried google maps, fucking hated it
Sanji: He is sharing flowery good morning gifs on whatsapp and facebook all the time. He runs the account for the baratie on Instagram and it's actually pretty savvy but also real. Oh and he's on Snapchat for loser reasons
Nami: Gen Z legend, she is PROLIFIC. Makes really cool tik toks about navigation and is lowkey an educational influencer. Also is on Instagram and is somewhat villainous on Twitter with Usopp. Scams people on Discord
Usopp: Lord he is on everything. He will demolish you on Twitter, Nami helps, he has doxxed evil bitches with her help. He's evil in IG reel comment sections but not like that bad. Oh and he posts pretty cool stuff on tik tok and Ig reels about all the stuff he makes, everyone always hypes his art. Oh and like he's probably always just looking for tips on Reddit and sharing answers too
Robin: Tumblr most definitely, archeology and history blog on tumblr
Franky: Runs a facebook account and instagram account for his mechanic? woodworking, robotics just whatever the fuck shop, we love him for it.
Jinbei: Facebook mom, also shares dumb stuff he sees on facebook to the others on whatsapp
Brook: Also just nefarious on Facebook but Usopp helped him open an account to post music, has a following from people who were fans of him back in the day and also just music fans.
This isn't a me post if I don't talk about the ASL brothers sighs
So the brothers overall have a childhood youtube channel with vlogs they would post of their shenanigans, has a lot of of fun and crazy stuff on there. They kept it all out of fondness for the memories.
Sabo: Lord... he is on political twiter bullying THE FUCK out of right wingers. He is practically everywhere, he runs a tik tok account for political organizing and education that Koala also runs with him. He has used tumblr, but not really much. He has an Instagram he mostly neglects for being crazy and discussing theory on Twitter. He goes on Discord sometimes but the modern au version of the revolutionary army shed that for Signal I guess. Sabo is also on bluesky, idk what goes on there though.
Ace: mostly offline, justs uses Whatsapp to chat with his people yeah.
I'm gonna add Law to this post too because bye
Law: LinkedIn... ew... and twitter but like in a stressed way like he just scrolls on it and just tweets about his life.
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
NUMBER ONE: WEIRDO 1 (Witch Edition)
. Lives alone in the woods and has severe trust issues
. Cute n spooky
. Knows all your secrets and your mom’s secrets too.
. Will lick you if threatened …. Or bite
. Will cast a spell on you if you piss her off …… or on your pet fish…. either way someone will pay
. HATES the British dead guy, steals his cane sometimes and got him uninvited to Bingo
. makes potions cause she’s cool and magical 😎
NUMBER TWO: WEIRDO 2 (Clown Edition)
. Banned from entering every school, but not for the reason most people get banned from schools
. Kills kids because taller people scare him
. Likes to bite people
. Goth clown weirdo
. Smells like a dirty candy bar
. Likes his personal space
. Likes your personal space
NUMBER THREE: GAY BIRB
.looks like a birb
. gay
. dating a dead bitch with stitches
. very kawaii
. Kinda dumb
. A lot of dumb actually
. Forgot to wear pants once
NUMBER FOUR: RANDOM DEAD GUY
. is dead
. is gay, blue, dead, and has stitches
. Dating the dumb birb
. he smokes to forget, but he always remembers
. single-handedly keeping all the tobacco companies in business
. His lungs and kidneys are completely fucking shot
. Would die if he wasn’t already dead
NUMBER FIVE: ANOTHER RANDOM DEAD GUY THAT SOMEHOW LOOKS EVEN MORE DEAD THAN THE OTHER ONE (BRITISH EDITION)
. Doesn’t remember shit
.he always comes back….not on purpose though, bitch doesn’t know where he is half the time
. Fucks hard with Tapioca pudding
. the kids steal his dementia pills because it’s funny
. thinks he’s hot as fuck and his accent makes him better than you
. likes to tell everyone stories of his time and how much better things were and how much better he is
. Homophobic but is also manifesting the homosexuality ✨
Yes, this is technically a shitpost…… but ya know what? The creeps are in it so….. I didn’t lie about the creep content coming first!
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mr perry needs to take a chill pill smh like that hairlines not getting any closer to ur eyebrows babe
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