#france is ridiculous

[etapereine]

today’s jonas lore is that both grischa and one of the devo team riders who rode gran camiño have specifically mentioned that jonas taught the younger guys how to make coffee on the bus

[ballsbalb]

kylian mbappe is kinda just straight up annoying atp im sorry 😭

guy fakes an injury, gets called on it, and his immediate next step is to talk about how he doesn’t give a shit about his national team and would rather focus on getting all the glory & individual trophies available, but also he doesn’t want to put in any of the effort for it?? like??

[onlysigns]

it's only an authentic moron if they're from the villemoron region of france, everything else is just sparkling stupidity

[arcann]

da2 deciding hawke is a fereldan refugee was a great way to make a bond between the new protagonist and all the history there is in ferelden. i think da:i tried it but the inquisitor's background matters so little it failed and hawke had to be at there (almost) dying to make da2's story matter.

now i'm not gonna defend the french or anything but the way bioware can't be normal about orlais and let it matter to rook is kind of a cut from this trend.

[wonder-worker]

"[Matilda of Boulogne's office as Queen of England], initiated and broadly defined by the coronation ordo, gave her royal power and authority to share in governance. Her obligations and activities were shaped by custom established by previous queens and the ad hoc needs of king and realm. [...] [Matilda's] thorough integration into the governance of the realm was not repeated in [Eleanor of Aquitaine’s] years as queen of England. Eleanor's coronation followed a new model that emphasized the queen as progenitor of royal heirs and subordinate to the king rather than as sharer of royal power. Though Eleanor acted as regent in England between 1156 and 1158 and in Poitou on several occasions from 1165 on, her writs suggest delegated rather than shared royal authority. In England, her power was limited by the lack of lands assigned to her use and by the elaboration of financial and judicial administration. Whereas [Matilda of Boulogne's] inheritance allowed her to play an integral role in politics by securing the Londoners' loyalty and a steady supply of mercenaries, Eleanor's inheritance provided her with more extensive power in Poitou and Aquitaine than in England. Until 1163, Eleanor withdrew funds from the Exchequer by her own writ, but unlike her Anglo-Norman predecessors, she was not a member of its council nor did she issue judgments from the royal court. Eleanor's counsel and diplomatic activities, in contrast to Matilda's, are rarely mentioned. She did, however, encourage the 1159 Toulouse campaign and supported Henry in the Becket affair and the coronation of young Henry. Eleanor was not a prominent curialis; she rarely witnessed Henry's charters or interceded to secure the king's mercy. She did follow in Matilda's footsteps in her promotion of her sons, cultivation of dynastic goals through the Fontevraudian tombs, and patronage that reflected her family's traditions. For Matilda, to be queen encompassed a variety of functions-curialis, diplomat, judge, intercessor, and "regent." Through a combination of factors, Eleanor's role as queen was much more restricted."

-Heather J. Tanner, "Queenship: Office, Custom or Ad Hoc", Eleanor of Aquitaine: Lord and Lady (Edited by Bonnie Wheeler and John Carmi Parsons)

[coulsart]

Does franc have a favourite currency? 👀

[clockwork-stars]

So. You are telling me that France made it to semi-finale, without scoring a single goal on open play?? Won twice because of penalties and twice because of an Own Goal...

This country is a comedy

[radlymona]

Several British people have responded to that Tumblr to inform you, in depth, with legal and historical references, why you are confidently and completely incorrectly talking absolute nonsense about British culture. No, it’s not the same just because Australia is also an Anglophone country. Would you blindly claim France and the Ivory Coast have exactly the same cultural contexts? Take the loss gracefully.

I do not take anons who go on another person's tumblr and woefully misinterpret what I say as an "in-depth" reply to me.

Now considering, the weird amount of people who have zeroed in on this matter (like seriously of all things??) you would think I would have posted a poorly written thesis on the country's political party system.

What I actually said: There was and still is a severe bullying problem at British elite schooling institutions. Man, what an incorrect statement. Since you want references, there are many, many, many, many news articles that refrence this culture of bullying and abuse. They often have to write very covertly and include it as part of a bigger picture of terrible elite boarding school culture. Which is quite frankly, what JKR is commentating on as a whole. It also doesn't take a genius to know that bullying is still likely being underreported/glossed over/downplayed, especially when you consider the importance of boarding schools -> prestige universities -> prestige role in society, pipeline. I.e. you'd rather not be kicked out of old alumni groups, for the prestige and doorways it opens, by spilling the school's secrets on the front page news.

Now, when I mentioned hazing/fagging (and as I went on to explain in a second response that no one has responded to), I so obviously meant that with such severe practices still in place in the 1970s (even if the general public was turning against them), the equivalent of magical pantsing would not be seen as particularly severe or abnormal. At least nowhere near to the extent that it's been painted as.

And for god's sake, anybody could have commented on such a basic fact about what goes on in the British schooling system. You don't have to live there to know about the elite boarding culture (we have a very similar boys' school culture, because gee I wonder what influenced it?). I mentioned being from Australia because it kept brought up as if we were on two different planets, rather than two very culturally close countries. And I'm sorry, as long as the literal king of england is touring the country and we're having a revitalised national debate about our sovereignty and the potential republicanism, I do not give af about making a few broad comments about very a similar culture. As long as Australian senators (who represent our population) are forced to make a fucking oaths to a monarchy on the other side of the planet, I'm well within my rights to make a few broad comments.

[friday-answers]

pov my letters to february playlist:

versus my playlist about the real person my letters to february are inspired by:

......................... so yeah. we're not far off huh T-T

[thedeafprophet]

I was gonna say I wanna make a french oc just to piss people off.... but I do already have Jamie's Ex lmao

[lerefugedeluza]

Nouvelle vidéo ♡ J’y parle d’avoir peur pour essayer de te donner du courage ♡

[kaz2y5baby]

10 sec penalty for Bearman is ridiculous

[onlysigns]

couldn't find the fountain in sexfontaines

[unhonestlymirror]

No, no, my dude, russia is not Eastern Europe. russia is russia, and it's not welcomed here.

[echo-s-land]

France’s human name is Francis - which was probably chosen since it’s close to ‘France’, like the name ‘François’

but ya know.. the name ‘France’ exists

I don’t think any other country name is used as human name.. When did we even start.

Why did we think it was a good idea

[clockwork-stars]

Losing on a own goal scored at 85'...

Oh the misery