#fowl news

[orangerosebush]

Artemis will disassemble and clean a fountain pen with the same level of intensity as Butler disassembling and cleaning one of his guns.

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Chicago is a great old city- so great, that even California quails agree! Their main call consists of three notes, and sounds an awful lot like "Chi-ca-go!" Sadly, none of these birds have ever been to the Windy City, as they are endemic only to the West Coast. Still, their social 'Chicago' call means they know where the fun's at! Have a listen for yourself:

If you like what I do, consider buying me a ko-fi!

[blaithnne]

Run that one by me again, Beakley?

[paper-fowl]

@theamazingdigitalraceway AU... Mmm yes.

[rommaru]

Gandras!

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

sorry but if you immediately disbelieved that the Haitian immigrants were eating the cats and dogs of the people who live in Springfield, you’re too “educated” for your own good. you’re too “empathetic” for your own good.

Haiti is the poorest, most sociopolitically unstable country in the Western hemisphere. they are not “just like us” over there. plenty of third-world countries have eaten cats and dogs merely as a matter of cultural significance, no poverty necessary.

of bloody course they were eating the cats and dogs in Springfield.

[aardmananimations]

Friday 7th June 2024

WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL

Feathers McGraw is BACK in Aardman’s new feature-length film in the Wallace & Gromit franchise. The iconic bird villain was last seen 30 years ago in the 1993 Wallace & Gromit film ‘The Wrong Trousers’ - which Aardman have been celebrating with many limited edition collaborations and releases - but his return was recently hinted at in a background cameo of the Chicken Run sequel ‘Dawn of the Nugget’.

‘Vengeance Most Fowl’ is directed by Nick Park, with the screenplay by Mark Burton (Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Early Man, Shaun the Sheep, Madagascar). It will star Ben Whitehead as the voice of Wallace, alongside Peter Kay as returning ‘Were-Rabbit’ character Albert Mackintosh, Lauren Patel, Reece Shearsmith, Diane Morgan, Adjoa Andoh, Muzz Khan, and Sir Lenny Henry.

The 70 minute film will first debut on BBC One & iPlayer this Christmas (2024) before getting a worldwide release on Netflix at a later date.

More on the release from BBC Media Centre.

[irunaki]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (a bit late)

[ilovescaredysquirrel2]

Let's talk about the new Wallace and Gromit movie

I hurts me that everyone's more excited about an unnecessary Inside Out sequel over what could be the last Wallace & Gromit movie with the original team (Nick Park probably might come back after this, but I'm not sure about the other guys who were involved with the older movies). Can we get some Aardman hype here? Like, come on! I know the Inside Out 2 doesn't look as bad as Wish, but I don't trust Disney after that. I'm just sad because no one's talking about the new Wallace & Gromit! WHERE ARE MY AARDMAN BUDDIES AT????

[dykwdlo68wm4]

Wallace and gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

New invention feature 🛠

[writebackatya]

Gandra Dee joins McDuck Enterprises and does nothing but compare the way they treat their employees with FOWL the entire time

[momonokopan]

day 23: acorns + celestial

yearly artemis fowl inktober continues with celtic knots hell

[dipplinduo]

Okay, but post S&S D, are Juliana and Kieran going to hold a grudge against peaches in general?

Like, someone brings in a peach dessert or something to share, and they're just:

💀💀💀💀 LMAO this is really funny because here they are loving apple shit and Kieran's just a fucking onion and now they're gonna hate fuckin peaches STOP-

[piscespixiewastaken]

All right, whoever’s running the angst idea machine, can you turn it off? My blorbos are gonna start rioting against me for what I’m putting them through.

[noblegreytea]

would anyone active in posting/reblogging artemis fowl things interact with this in some way? i'm new and trying to find people to follow