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pregablin · 1 year ago

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I dreamt that the Swedish police had a piss k!nk, probably not far from the truth...

#i cant go to usa for 6 years because the police(my neighbor had a gun and ammo in their flat but i was wrongfully raided)#they found nothing in my pockets #they forced me to sit face down in hallway hands on floor #found nothing in my flat #i was compliant #they got embarrassed when they called me the wrong name so they took me in for questioning for no reason #my piss had 5 diffrent substances in it #both a man and a woman cop watched me pee in a cip #wtf?#they put a major serious drug charge on me for just having it in my system making me have a real hard time getting a job #cant travel outside of europe withput visa where i explain i was under influence but police put the same crime on me as a distributor!#so will visa ppl from ourside europe will see it as more serious than it ever was :(#and i had been seeking help for my addiction for years without success in this shit county #glad im moving closer to Copenhagen and away from shit small land country

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infraredss · 1 year ago

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im like "SLUT ERA‼️ I want to MAKE OUT with women!" and then experience debilitating levels of homosexuality if a woman leans in close to me for any reason

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #like literally i was at a bar with a girl and she leaned in close so she could hear me over the music and i short circuited #i was very drunk and almost called her hot over a kinda odd reason #and then we went to my flat and ate cupcakes at 11pm and talked for a while and i wanted to kiss her so bad so guess what i did #nothing. i did nothing #didnt even say anything to insinuate that i even found her pretty #somebody help me #how can i be gay in these conditions #im starting to consider dating apps but also that is scary #girl help i am physically incapable of flirting #alcohol mention #is that how trigger tags work?? idk!

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faaun · 8 months ago

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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nostalgia-tblr · 16 days ago

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reading fic, it mentioned (as i myself have done in fic!) seasons on asgard. i remembered that asgard is flat. spent ten minutes wondering how flat seasons work. i suspect they don't. feeling a bit bad about whenever i mentioned those flat seasons in fic.

#queue #as peter quill doesn't know the earth has an axial tilt well in excess of eight degrees and that is why seasons isn't it?#but even if asgard too is tilted to well above eight degrees... the underside has nothing on it.#they can't have time zones either and the darkness hours are just the sun being obscured by their own disc i'd assume.#why does their sun set at all? i don't know! why is it even flat in the first place?#wait... does this mean vikings believed in the flat earth with a big ice wall around it conspiracy?#but being norse they'd just gone “why don't we colonise the ice wall? it's not THAT cold! we can call it Warm-Land to encourage migration.”#“day 57. we found the ice wall. it's not so bad. there are people here already. found no grapes but we're just gonna say we did LOL.”#wait (x2)... are grapes just what vikings thought of as “an exciting and impossibly exotic fruit from the lands not covered in snow?”#oh there's grapes there? bloody hell that's basically paradise then isn't it! grab the kids sven svensson my love we're moving to vinland!#flat asgard #and vikings in the tags #GET IN LOSER WE'RE RAIDING LINDISFARNE!

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memecatwings · 10 months ago

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sorry for not liking saltburn ive failed you guys 😔

#idk i just found it visually uninteresting with bland characters and a nothingburger plot #and the only 'shocking' scene that lived up to the hype was the bathwater part the rest of it seemed really toned down and not nearly #weird enough to justify the reactions #the only scene that really seemed to have any artistic vision to me was the scene at the end where he's dancing naked through the manor #that was the only intriguing part of the film to me #the rest of it felt so flat #feels like a movie you could consume exclusively in tumblr gifsets and not miss anything significant #like. if youve seen 3-4 gifsets youve seen the movie. there's nothing more substatial to it #wait actually there was one other thing i liked the minotaur statues were a really cool detail #sorry about my scathing review i'll go put myself in jail now

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ace-and-ranty · 1 year ago

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I gained some weight over the pandemic. As a result, I lost most of my wardrobe. Being a Body Positive Girlie(TM), I thought, Well, that's fine, I will save some money and do a big shopping trip and redo my wardrobe!

I just came back from the first attempted shopping trip and I couldn't find one plus-size tank top I liked.

Knowing the issue is the fashion industry, and not my body, isn't helping much right now

#it was just... I can't walk very long on account of my flat feet #and I went to a big commercial center in a big town #there were clothing stores everywhere you looked #but it felt like I had to swim in the enormous sea of clothing to get to tiny islands of plus-size stores #none of which had SIMPLE TANK TOPS #I found TWO stores that sold SIMPLE. TANK. TOPS.#and both of them had collars up to the neck which #it just baffles me? how can your default plus-size clothing be so high-collared?#you know what that DOES to big boobs? it is NOT flattering.#plus I got ignored and just given 'dunno' flat stares a buncha times when I asked for directions #which is pretty normal in a big busy commerce center #but I already felt so bad because nothing seemed to cater to me #and so much shit was closed? IT WAS 3PM ON A FRIDAY WHY WAS SO MUCH SHIT CLOSED??#at some point it just felt like 'Ugh nobody WANTS you here you dumb idiot GO HOME'#I'll be all right. I'll try a smaller commerce center close to home that I know well.#and online shopping if all else fails #but right now I feel incredibly shitty.

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phagodyke · 10 months ago

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everyone say thank u to my roommate for going to visit her parents this weekend so I can jack it loud and nasty 🙏

#i love her but there are some benefits to having the flat to myself.... love getting to wander around in just my boxers + a tshirt too #things i could do while she was still here if i wasnt a pussy 🙄#jk itd just make her uncomfortable and im too respectful for that #having a lowkey crush on her is an endless comedy to me bc we would be so woefully incompatible romantically #and also sexually.. historically ive only ever stone topped bc ive never been comfortable enough w anyone to let them fuck me #despite very much Not being stone or exclusively a top. and i think shes some form of sex repulsed anyway so like. sits there dead silence #and also shes so in love with her other friends and i showed up late to that party.... ive been feeling kinda guilty lately bc ik-#she misses them a lot and wishes we'd be able to stay roommates w them too. and im a pretty poor replacement for them tbh #and i love spending time with her but whenever i do i feel kinda painfully aware im not them like i could never fill that space #and asking to hang out more with her always feels like im taking away from time she could be talking to them. or even being alone ik she-#likes her own company and i get that a lot too so its chill but ahh.. man #i dont mean this in a bitter or jealous way at all like theyre all such sweet ppl i couldnt ever hold it against them #theyre kind of a 3 headed cerberus type situation and im like. the stray puppy they found on the side of the road #theres nothing they can do differently i was just born to be alienated from other ppl forever until i die. and someday i hope ill-#finally get used to it and accept i wont ever feel like im enough for anyone else or feel like anything else is enough for me #old wounds healed over 5082 times that still hurt to touch but i cant help pressing my fingers into them anyway bc its a familiar pain etc #anyway lost where i was going with this its just been on my mind again recently. i hate to be pitied i hate to feel like im only included-#bc they didnt want me to feel left out i hate feeling like a shoddy secondhand stand-in and its been a lot of that lately #also been a little annoyed bc sometimes it feels like shes trying to micromanage my social life and girl. we're not close enough for that #im sure its well intentioned but im not part of what they have going on i cant compete in that ring so dont try to push me into it..#ahhh. its all ok tho one of the guys is coming to visit next month which will be rly fun but ill try to give them some space too #its good at least im doing this processing now bc group situations can be spike traps of triggers for me sometimes #regardless of how good friends i am w ppl and ive already had a wobble a few weeks ago w how i cope and i dont want it to become a #fully fledged regular issue again bc its so hard to crawl back out of that pit. anyway losing coherence here im gonna stop rambling #and go make myself an early dinner and then back to drawing........#sorry for long tags if ur reading this blows u a kiss but go find a better use of ur time girl!!#.diaries

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apoloniaspiegelgold · 6 months ago

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I'm honestly considering moving to a neighbouring town just to get away from my creepy neighbour. Like it's one thing when some random person you don't know writes you a love letter and stalks you online. It's another thing when that random person also lives in the same house on the same floor as you and likes to watch you come home from work and then occasionally comes outside so he'd oh just so happen to run into you only to stare at you and not say anything besides hello and then come back in right after you. Like? Can he stop please?

#i wanted to reply to his letter with a polite rejection first but before i could he got creepy and i decided to just not interact at all #and half a year later he is still sending me requests on various social media accounts like ?????#i don't even know how he found out my first name it's not written anywhere in the house #i would not be surprised if he'd put a tracking device on my car or something at some point. like. he has the means and the opportunity #and he doesn't seem to accept that i want nothing to do with him #does this guy not understand how freaking creepy it is to do this to someone who lives in the same house?#for half a year i've been hurrying back and forth between my flat and my car hoping he doesn't come out or better doesn't even see me #i don't even use my bike anymore cause it's flat and i'd have to spend some time in the shed to fix it #and he can see the shed from his window and also has access to it obviously. i don't want to go in there alone under these circumstances #i really want to get away from this guy but moving is expensive rents are expensive and i actually like my flat and my town #i honestly don't know what to do anymore #ramblings

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innielove · 6 months ago

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im gonna lose it over how 95% of marketing jobs i find want to employ people with 1-5 years experience, a drivers license, graphics design and video editing knowledge, probably with some programming knowledge, also you should have been born into an agency sucks to be you✌🏻

#and the 2 no experience jobs i found? didn't get chosen after a test exercise+interview and got rejected right away for the other one #idk if its just me being an absolute fuckup or the job market is actually this fuckin impossible. it might just be me.#im actually going to lose it. i gotta start applying for whatever jobs atp #there's nothing wrong with working as a cashier but goddammit i didnt scrape my degree together to use it as a coaster or as a tray #i actually want to do a graphics design course but getting into university for it is Impossible and idk about other courses #but whatever watch me get another profession and be double unemployed with them 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️m so tired #gtg get my drivers license and drive off a cliff (i have no car and i live in a big flat area)#anyway. stay tuned for more bluehyeon gifs on my gg blog she's keeping me sane rn. such an icon.#sorry for being annoying #shut up vivien no one cares

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tigergendermoved2tigergender · 1 year ago

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I'm ngl the longer it's been since I've played TOTK the less I like it I think