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Weekly Shōnen Sunday No. 28 July 9, 1978

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Fuck it I’m playing Forza Horizon

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬’𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

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✯dad!charles leclerc x female reader

✯sophia is a certified daddy’s girl, and charles wouldn’t have it any other way

✯not requested but just felt in the mood for some dad!charles! requests are open as usual 🫶🏻

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sophia & mommy breakfast date🥰

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pre grand prix weekend date with my princess ❤️

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and we’re off to Silverstone for the British Grand Prix! i promise sophia is so happy to go, she’s just tired😂🩷

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>francisca.cgomes as if you weren’t begging to babysit her the other day😭

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british gp lets go 💪🏻

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the leclerc girls take silverstone, go @:charles_leclerc go❤️🏎️

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sophia said i was her favourite uncle today, been a little bit since we’ve spent a whole weekend together, luckily she’s my favourite niece 😉

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[earl-grey-teacake]

the thought i just had. THE TEAM BOSSES. all quietly vying to be the favourite so that whhen inevitably baby loscar start karting they can recruit to academy. zak plonking baby oscar in the simulator often and providing him with australian chocolate (since he learned what good chocolate is when Danny was in the team). meanwhile fred declaring that oscar *clearly* has italian lineage and therefore *must* be brought to ferrari more often. (charles and whoever lando's teammate is in this universe vying for oscar's affection as the cool uncle). toto is trying the same thing with logan, but he is struggling because james is, well, JAMES and try as he might toto has never yet succeeded in managing to put logan to sleep just reading tyre data to him. (logan does however end up having to be closely supervised at merc because he learns a lot of german swear words when he starts talking)

😭😭😭 This has been in my inbox for who knows how long. I've never been able to do it justice so I never answered it.

But yes, you are quite correct. They all spoil the babies, regardless of the fact the children are a bit too young to even reach the pedals on the SIM.

Oscar, like all children love sugar. It is like coke to them but the downside is that it is super messy. So you have Oscar sitting on Lando's lap in the SIM so he can play with it and Zak just handing him chocolate, like a dog getting treats for doing a task. Oscar doesn't care that much about racing the SIM as he is about seeing the cars. At some point, it really is about him seeing the cars and getting snacks for it instead learning how to drive. It will take a bit more time before he's old enough to race karts so they still have time.

Lando's teammate is Pato and he is very committed to being liked by Oscar. Oscar finds him loud and energetic but he's very receptive to what Oscar wants.

"Oh, you want to chocolate, of course!" Absolutely ignoring the fact that he received 3 pieces earlier.

"You want to go on a hot lap?" Sure! Let's find you a helmet.

"Want to pet a dog?" Come meet Norbi!

"You want your leash taken off?" Hmmm. Maybe.

At some point, the competition to becoming favorite had to have rules solely because Oscar was getting sugar high after sugar high.

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When Oscar walks into Ferrari, he is met with cheers and clamoring about "Oscar!" "Oscar's here!"

Then comes the "have you eaten yet? Come eat! You're so small, you need to eat more. After this plate, you can have tiramisu."

Needless to say, Oscar enjoyed going to Ferrari now and again given how much and how well they feed him. It's just that Ferrari was so far from Williams and Oscar wanted to go see Logan. Of course, once Fred knows about this, he has someone go get Logan to join them.

Time spent at Ferrari is less about hanging out in Ferrari and more about teaching the kids about the greatness of Ferrari. FORZA FERRARI! VIVA ITALIA! JOIN FERRARI AND FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE GREATS!

It's a lot for Oscar to take in.

Charles loves it though. Charles loves kids and he's great with them. Oscar "want" to join Ferrari? Of course! Everyone should aspire to be at Ferrari!

Like Pato, he is very much willing to spoil Oscar. However, he is also very susceptible too with large, cute eyes that beg him to take off the child leash and let him run free, which is the one thing he cannot do.

However, he can distract him with Leo.

"Look Leo has a leash too!"

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Toto may not compare to James with his soothing voice but he is absolutely willing to spoil Logan nonetheless. Also, he is kind of like a grandparent to Logan.

"Oh, would you like to go see the cars be painted? Come here, I'll take you."

"Oh, George won't let you have a cookie. That's okay, I'll get you a cookie."

"You want to sit in on the meeting? Sure you just have to be quiet. Here, have some papers to draw on."

"See that building right there? That is RedBull, you must never go there. There are monsters there and they will eat you. They're a bunch of miststück (bastard)."

Needless to say, Susie was very displeased when Logan repeated the word the next day at a meeting.

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I hope you like it! Sorry for the wait!!!

[leclerc-s]

paint the town red - part three

FERRARI IS BACK BABY!

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peter parker added 8 people

peter parker anyone have oscar piastri's number? this is for research. ALSO, CAN WE BRING BACK THE BLACK FIRE PROOFS??

carlos sainz you're a strange child.

harley keener that's what i've been saying since we met.

bianca stark-potts peter, let it go.

tony stark i don't know if it's still a joke or if you're being serious about it.

peter parker it isn't for me, it's for ned.

bianca stark-potts BULLSHIT!!

peter parker i'm in love with him, mj understands (i think)

arthur leclerc i too am in love with oscar piastri, we kissed one time. charles leclerc it was for a video, and you didn't actually kiss. arthur leclerc but i wanted too.

peter parker but think about it, i get oscar to fall madly in love with me, i take the competition out at the same time.

carlos sainz you think oscar is the only competition we have?

peter parker well no, i can send the avengers after the rest. like what’s max verstappen gonna do against black widow? or lewis hamilton against bucky barnes?

ollie bearman right i forget you people know the avengers

tony stark i am the avengers

arthur leclerc no, you’re iron man. the avengers are the entire team.

peter parker realistically speaking the only one able to take an avenger on would be toto, and i think he could only take on rocket or groot.

arthur leclerc the fucking raccoon?

peter parker he gets defensive when you call him a raccoon.

bianca stark-potts right, who gave him coffee? he only brings this type of shit up when he's had sugar.

charles leclerc it was an accident…i did not know he would get like this. and he made those eyes!

tony stark he does that a lot.

arthur leclerc one could say it was an inchident?

charles leclerc ARTHUR I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU harley keener THIS IS GOLD!! I'VE HIT THE GOLD MINE!! ARTHUR LECLERC YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE NOW!!

harley keener fucking snitch, parker

bianca stark-potts peter had coffee, well if what charles drinks is even coffee. it's pure sugar.

harley keener facts.

natasha romanoff again, aren't you people supposed to be working?

harley keener considering seb and tony are busy scolding peter and charles for the coffee thing, we're good for now. also, carlos left to pick up our lunch it was his turn today.

steve rogers peter drank coffee? i thought that was banned at the paddock??

bianca stark-potts it was, but charles wasn't here the day of the wall-climbing incident. therefore he didn’t know what would happen

bucky barnes did he not know peter was spider-man?

harley keener he did because we told him, carlos, and seb first. however, we never went over the rules

sam wilson i guess it’s time to break out the peter parker handbook again

tony stark aren't you two supposed to be working? focusing on the upcoming race?

bianca stark-potts i'm trying to mass send the peter parker handbook to everyone.

harley keener i'm currently watching old C2 videos.

sam wilson lord help all the fans who are counting on you two idiots to deliver a decent car

bianca stark-potts WE BUILT A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP SAMUEL!

BAHRAIN 2024

scuderiaferrari CHARLES LECLERC P1! CARLOS SAINZ P2! IT'S A FERRARI 1-2 IN BAHRAIN MOTHER FUCKERS!! THAT'S HOW YOU KICK OFF A SEASON!! CONGRATS TO SIR LEWIS HAMILTON FOR HIS P3!!

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harleykeener LET'S FUCKING GO!!

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ferrari 1-2 here in bahrain! ferrari is back baby!

the only way to kick off a season is with a 1-2!

SAUDI ARABIA 2024

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¡leclerc-s speaks! this is what i wish the 2024 season would look like for ferrari but who knows if we'll ever get that. on the brightside only two more races left with the sf-23 and then we can finally throw that shitbox in the trash can, where it belongs. (note: the drivers on the top tweet are as follows: lando, esteban, max, and george.)

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[cartierre]

FORMULA ONE

mv1 | max verstappen i. always forever ﹙requested﹚ ii. 28 reasons ﹙requested﹚ iii. blue water high ﹙requested﹚

ls2 | logan sargeant i. video games ﹙requested﹚

dr3 | daniel ricciardo i. a&w

ln4 | lando norris i. camera shy ➝ photogenic ii. como te quiero yo ﹙requested﹚ iii. since way back ﹙requested﹚ iv. it girl ﹙requested﹚ v. agora hills ﹙requested﹚ vi. saltburn ﹙requested﹚

cl16 | charles leclerc i. queen's gambit ➝ giuoco piano ﹙requested﹚ ii. amour rose ﹙requested﹚ iii. shooting star ﹙requested﹚ iv. golden hour ﹙requested﹚ v. divine feminine ﹙requested﹚ vi. high infidelity ﹙requested﹚

ls18 | lance stroll i. golden retriever ﹙requested﹚ ii. love stories ﹙requested﹚

zg24 | zhou guanyu i. antifragile

lh44 | lewis hamilton i. brooklyn baby ﹙requested﹚ ii. angel baby ﹙requested﹚ iii. count contessa ﹙requested﹚ iv. price of fame ﹙requested﹚

ms47 | mick schumacher i. all i want is you ﹙requested﹚ ii. love on ice ﹙requested﹚ iii. le petit prince ﹙requested﹚ iv. girls need love ﹙requested﹚

cs55 | carlos sainz jr. i. young and beautiful ii. high infidelity ﹙requested﹚ iii. sugar cookie ﹙requested﹚

op81 | oscar piastri i. secrets we share ﹙requested﹚ ii. brutal out here ﹙requested﹚ iii. forza ferrari, sempre ﹙requested﹚

FORMULA TWO

ob3 | ollie bearman i. electric feel ﹙requested﹚ ii. barbie ﹙requested﹚

FORMULA RELATED

ma11 | marcus armstrong i. iced oat latte ﹙requested﹚

al | arthur leclerc i. head over heels ﹙requested﹚

cn | clément novalak i. all my night ﹙requested﹚ ii. hot sauce ﹙requested﹚

fv | frederik vesti i. tennis court ﹙requested﹚

ll | liam lawson i. fast & furious ﹙requested﹚

jd | jack doohan i. summer love ﹙requested﹚

tw | toto wolff i. run devil run ﹙requested﹚

MISC

tb | tom blyth i. race my mind

am | archie madekwe i. gran turismo

dl | dua lipa i. formation ﹙requested﹚

lm | logan lerman i. see you again ﹙requested﹚

or | olivia rodrigo i. some girl ﹙requested﹚

[beatricebidelaire]

netflix opera night is so.

[top tier aesthetics. beautiful dresses. beatrice's outfit. esme's outfit. kitme teatime. the aesthetics.] [i cannot forgive the way they changed this. this was supposed to be a b&b thing] [beatrice baudelaire is so beautiful i can forgive anything] [i cannot forgive the way they changed this. where the hell is bertrand] [beatrice baudelaire you are so beautiful] [beatrice and olaf not getting any interactions is a disappointment frankly if they're going to change how the night went they should at least give me that] [olaf sleeping during beatrice's performance and waking up immediately after is so funny. extremely b&o behavior i can get behind that] [did i mention the aesthetics?] [la forza del destino's plot does involve gun going off accidentally and killing someone so in a way i can appreciate the perfect irony of this accidentally going off version happening right at a la forza del destino performance. it's thematically fitting. and i know joe tracz mentioned this too] [actually watching the scene made me realize i cannot get over this i hate this how could they do my wife (the opera night) like that] [where is bertrand] [one strong argument about lemony not being involved in the opera night is bc what happened at sbts] [kit is so clueless it's painful to watch] [i do understand why they felt like it's easier to combine sugar bowl theft with opera night bc they needed to squeeze this into s3 and they have much less space than the books and different media required different handling sometimes] [WHERE IS BERTRAND YOU GOT HIM FOR S3 YOU CAN AT LEAST HAVE HIM HERE] [beatrice baudelaire you are so beautiful i can forgive everything] [the consequences of changing olaf's death into an accident is that this implied beatrice's original target for the poison dart is esme and that she was willing to shoot esme over the sugar bowl. she was willing to do this after her talk with esme saying "i know you want children too" they're talking to each other like they were close friends but she was willing to shoot her and she did fire the shot it was just olaf's dad got in the way. wow] [J was in that taxi wasn't he i am constantly thinking about this post] [beatrice baudelaire you are absolutely radiant] [WHERE IS BERTRAND]

[der-papero]

Fa molto strano, ma è come se il 2023 per me partisse da questo momento. Dal giorno 2 che sono arrivato in Germania, quella che doveva essere una influenza classica mi ha piegato in un modo come mai sono stato male in vita mia. Ho avuto tante di quelle crisi "asmatiche" (uso forse impropriamente questo vocabolo, ma serve per rendere l'idea) che ne ho perso il conto. In passato avevo anche avuto qualche episodio, ma non ci avevo mai dato peso.

Ho vissuto intere notti sempre così, alzandomi di soprassalto come se qualcuno mi avesse messo un cuscino in faccia per uccidermi, e in ogni occasione guardavo nel vuoto, provando a trovare quel respiro che non arrivava, non saprei dire quanto tempo durasse, a me sembrava sempre una eternità, e ogni volta pensavo "ecco, adesso non respiro più, è la fine", e poi passavo i minuti dopo a tremare come una foglia, per via di tutta l'adrenalina dovuta al panico.

La notte che mi son messo in auto e son corso in ospedale ne venivo da due crisi una dopo l'altra, e non riuscivo più a completare un solo respiro, persino a parlare, a me veniva da piangere, non riuscivo a pronunciare il mio nome completo al tizio del pronto soccorso senza doverlo spezzare in sillabe, per quel poco che potevo comprendere pensavo di doverci restare, anzi per un attimo avevo anche sperato di finirci attaccato a qualche macchina, volevo solo chiudere un po' gli occhi dopo 4 notti insonni di fila, restavo sempre sveglio come quel soldato che si aspetta il nemico da un momento all'altro.

Adesso sto lentamente recuperando il fiato, e devo ringraziare di cuore @kon-igi, per avermi dato una delle medicine più potenti che esistano, la conoscenza. Mi è stato vicino spiegandomi perché accadeva quello che mi accadeva, e da allora non ho avuto più paura. Per carità, la crisi resta tale con tutta la sua forza, ma adesso so con quale occhi guardarla, come tenere a bada il panico, come evitare che mi divori dopo avermi fatto soffocare. E' stato un bellissimo regalo, del quale non gliene sarò mai grato abbastanza, mi ha permesso di accettare e vincere un mio limite.

Il resto lo hanno fatto tutte le persone che mi vogliono bene e che non mi hanno mai fatto mancare la loro vicinanza, scrivendomi ogni giorno, più volte, come se avessi tante mamme vicino. Mi ha portato alla mente il giorno in cui morì mio zio, oddio, detta così suona malissimo, però fidatevi, fu il giorno che capii per cosa vale la pena vivere. Se avessi abbastanza ali vi abbraccerei tutti insieme, ma consideratevi abbracciati 🤗 .

Metto qui questa canzone, di un gruppo che non avevo mai sentito, ma la radio tedesca di quella sera della corsa in ospedale, che ascoltavo nella speranza di potermi distrarre mentre provavo a respirare con quello che mi restava, nel mezzo di una discussione tra speaker sulla musica di quel genere, l'ha messa su, e nei primi versi sembrava quasi che l'avessero messa per me

Per il resto, vi voglio bene, lo so che lo sapete già, ma bisogna dirselo sempre.

[hvbris]

𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐅 A Series of Unfortunate Events

Full Name: Count Olaf

Aliases: S., Stephano, Al Funcoot, Captain Sham, Coach Genghis, Gunther, Detective Dupin, Mattathias

Family: Unnamed parents, deceased.

Love interests: Esmé Squalor, Kit Snicket

Date of Birth: November 16 (Scorpio)

Age: mid-40s, or "whatever old kids think old people are"

Height: 6'2" (1m87)

Hair: Grayish brown

Eyes: Blue

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Faceclaim: Neil Patrick Harris

Book and headcanon-based.

Note: this bio is not spoiler-free! Both the TV shows and the movie tend to dumb down Olaf, making him look like a comical villain, while his book counterpart is smarter and crueler. I'm sorry to say that I will stick to his book portrayal.

Count Olaf is a wicked man, a criminal, a murderer, an arsonist, an actor, and a semi-professional liar. He's also obsessed with getting his hands on the Baudelaire fortune and will stop at virtually nothing to steal it.

He's most easily recognized by his one eyebrow and the tattoo of an eye on his ankle. But he usually attempts to hide them in his disguises so as not to raise suspicion.

Despite the holes in his education and his terrible spelling, Olaf is more of a man of culture than he shows. Apparently recruited young by a director for his good looks, he was also recruited young by a secret organization, V.F.D. His time spent working for the organization is murky, but because of a terrible Schism (which happened when he was just a boy), the theft of a sugar bowl, and the murder of his parents, Olaf decided to start fires instead of putting them out.

The Baudelaire orphans believed he may have in fact caused the fire that killed their parents, but he neither confirmed nor denied it when confronted by the Baudelaires. His vicious obsession with the orphans and their fortune might have been caused by a box of poison darts, slipped to the Baudelaires' mother during a representation of La Forza del Destino at the opera, which led to Olaf being an orphan himself.

His misfortunes throughout his life have shaped him into something grotesque, a cruel villain who wants revenge above all else. Olaf is a ruthless, violent, and greedy man, with delusions of grandeur. He is much smarter than he lets on and psychologically manipulative. He's also not above brainwashing people into doing his bidding (which he did to three of his 'associates'). But because even wicked people are complicated and nuanced, Olaf can have brief moments of compassion.

While there is no redeeming a man as awful as Count Olaf, his own childhood, scarred with abuse and violence, is revealed when he recites a poem by Philip Larkin, This Be the Verse:

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.

[kira-kween]

Chapter Two Glossary

for Wining and Pining (a Caejose/Gyjo fic)

Keep this open while you’re reading for translations to the Italian (and French) words and phrases used in the story!

Here's a link to chapter one glossary. btw I'm not going to repeat translations for things from chapter one.

Italian Glossary:

Rilsassati: Relax

lo farò, te lo prometto: I will, I promise

GM: short for grazie mille (thanks a million)

Sfogliatelle: sometimes just called sfoglia. It's a shell-shaped cream-filled pastry originating from the Campania region of Italy

Famiglia: family

Comare: godparent

Figlio mio: my son

Arlecchino: a famous harlequin/clown character from the Commedia dell' Arte Italian theater (he often crossdresses and was always my personal fave)

Giuseppino: a cheeky way of saying young Giuseppe, which is the Italian version of the name Joseph

Il matrimonio: marriage

Confetti: Italian confetti are different from the colourful paper kind. Literally translating to 'candied,' they are sugar coated almonds given out at weddings. The almond symbolizes the bitter-sweetness of marriage and the beginning of a new life.

Molto facile: very easy

Cognato: brother in law

Festa: party

Buon Natale a tutti!: Merry Christmas everyone!

Presepio: Italian nativity scene. More about the important history of it here

Zi'Anto! Dov è Gèsu?: Slang for "Aunt Antonia, where's Jesus?"

Nel cassetto, amore mio: In the drawer, my love

Sambuca e castagne: Sambuca and chestnuts (yuuuuum)

Figlioletto, aspetta!: little child/little son, wait! Figlioletto is a common term of endearment, a more cutesy way of saying figlio

Mi scusi: Sorry/Excuse me

Benvenuto à Casa Zeppeli!: Welcome to the Zeppeli House!

FIFA CAMPIONI DEL MONDO 2006/FORZA AZZURRI! UEFO EURO 2022: Basically just soccer jargon. Every Italian I know has some variation of these posters up in their homes because soccer is essentially a religion to us

Orsachiotto: Little bear

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French Glossary for Polnareff:

Oh non!: oh no!

Putain de merde!: Fucking shit!

Desolée: Sorry

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Chabo Chapter -2

- 2

The dim light of the room shaded Lemony's eyes, who was still grappling to understand recent events. The silhouette of Beatrice, dressing in the faint moonlight, held an eerie quality. The way the light reflected in her eyes felt distant, almost ethereal.

"B... What just happened?" Lemony's voice was thick with hesitation. "Are you leaving Bertrand? Why come to me? And... are you really returning to that cursed opera?"

Beatrice paused, casting him a cold, distant gaze. "Sometimes, L, it's better not to know everything. Just... let me go. And please, don't try to follow me."

As she departed, Lemony felt the room's air grow heavy. Something was amiss, a sense of dread he couldn't pinpoint. He recalled a similar demeanor the last time he saw her, when the sugar bowl was stolen. The memory played like a black and white film, haunting and remote.

Peering out the window, Beatrice's figure vanishing into the fog toward the opera house seemed more like a ghostly apparition than a living person. The opera's sign, "La Forza del Destino", glimmered oddly in the darkness.

On a whim, Lemony decided to follow her. The biting cold of the night struck his face as he exited the inn. Approaching the opera house, a somber and melancholic tune filled the air, thick with desperation.

Inside, Lemony spotted Beatrice, now in a dark dress, holding something metallic in her hands — something he'd only recognize as a dart launcher when it was too late.

The dark hallways and the shadow's whispers seemed to murmur, "Beware, Lemony. Fate is relentless."

Lemony felt a shiver down his spine as a figure emerged from the corridor's shadows. The messenger's face was pale, illuminated only by the dim glow of a distant lantern, and his opera uniform appeared soaked, as if dipped in water or perhaps something thicker and darker.

Wordlessly, the messenger extended a stained, yellowed letter. Lemony took it cautiously, feeling a cold dampness beneath his fingers. As he opened the envelope, the paper crinkled, and Beatrice's shaky handwriting leaped out at him.

*"If the inevitable occurs, if the shadow of death engulfs both Bertrand and me, I implore you, Lemony: unveil to the world what befell my children. Do not let their tales get lost in the dark webs of oblivion. The future of everything we know might rest in your hands."*

The final ink trails looked dragged, as if Beatrice was pulled away while writing. Lemony's heart raced, a premonition of impending doom in the air.

But then he noticed. A message was inscribed in those final smears. A poem:

"Here lies the soul that stars have deemed to shine,

Destined to lead and make our name divine.

Behold the spirit, radiant and rare,

Born to bring change and cleanse the tainted air."

.

As the tenor's song peaked, depicting a lethal duel, while a female voice sang a tune of anguished waiting for a lover, an alien sound broke through.

It was a scream, an outcry of agony and desperation.

"Daddy, daddy!" A familiar voice tore through the air. It was Count Olaf, with a tone of panic Lemony had never imagined hearing. "For God's sake, someone call a doctor!" the count pleaded. Shortly after, a woman crumbled, as if the world's weight became unbearable. At first, onlookers believed she had fainted from shock, but a grimmer truth emerged: poisoned darts embedded in her flesh.

"THERE'S A SHOOTER IN HERE!"

The alarm rang like a death knell. A sea of people surged up in panic, a wave of horror and chaos. The elderly, frail and bewildered, were mercilessly knocked off their feet, their bones brittle as autumn leaves, crunching under the stampede. Faces, once etched with the wisdom of years, now distorted in unimaginable pain as they were trampled into the ground, forgotten and inconsequential in the larger trage.dy unfolding. Amidst the swirling chaos, the piercing cries of infants rose like shrill sirens—only to be brutally silenced. Soft skulls met hard shoe leather; tiny fingers clenched in futile resistance before going limp. The chaos swallowed them whole, muffling their cries as it extinguished their young lives.

 Jostled and dazed, Lemony was swept out of the theatre, watching as the hall morphed into a mass grave.

And deep down, Lemony understood.

That deathly symphony was orchestrated by Beatrice's hand.

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La dieta pre natalizia

Natale è alle porte, anche questo anno cadrà il 25 dicembre. Un caso? Non credo proprio.

Nel mese che precede l'evento degli eventi sarà cosa buona e giusta mantenere un regime alimentare dietetico, per evitare durante le festività di andare in sovrappeso sul sovrappeso del sovrappeso di base.Vi consiglio dunque alcune semplici diete:

1. Dieta Mediterranea

Consiste nel pasteggiare con cibi prodotti sul Mediterraneo e bevendo l'acqua del Mar Mediterraneo. Non va bene quella troppo ricca di Ionio o l'Adriatico che è ricca di sali di sabbia. In pratica non riuscirete a mangiare, così dimagrirete. Nonostante gli sforzi, essendo sotto le festività natalizie, vi invitano a ventordici cene di lavoro, ottordici cene tra amici vari, trenttanta compleanni, tre o quattro cene scolastiche/oratorio/congrega dei cazzari e vari aperitivi. Niente, morirete grassi. Giudizio: speravo de morì prima.

2. Dieta DASH

Una dieta che va bene anche con le besse temperature invernali, un misurino prima dei pasti e un POD dopo i pasti, se non andrete al Creatore diventerete sicuramente cangianti dentro. Finalmente qualcuno che potrà asserire di essere "bello dentro", senza dover avere la conferma del proprio radiologo. Giudizio: mecojoni.

3. Cronodieta e dieta mima digiuno

Devi sbrigarti, hai pochi secondi per ingurgitare quello che hai nel tuo piatto. Pronti? 3.. 2.. 1.. stop! Tempo finito. A questo punto per riuscire a finire il cibo nel piatto dovrai per forza ridurre le quantità. Se alla fine del tempo resterà qualcosa nel piatto subirai una penalità: digiuno minimo per 6 ore. Questa dieta vi darà un grande insegnamento: che l'uomo non sopporta il peso del tempo, figuriamoci quello del grasso corporeo. Giudizio: esticazzi.

4. La Dieta Paleolitica

Una dieta semplice e ancestrale. Per prima cosa trova un sito dove vissero l'Homo habilis o l'Homo erectus, appropriati delle grotte e segui lo stile di vita di questi nostri antenati. Vantaggi: dopo i primi duri giorni all'addiaccio, affamati e assetati avrete delle visioni mistiche; infatti vi apparirà Alberto Angela che vi racconterà la storia dell'umanità. Se alla fine della dieta non sarete ridotti a reperti paleontologici sarete di sicuro acculturati. Degli zombie che sbranerebbero un altro essere umano, ma con un sacco di cultura dura e pura. Volete mettere? Giudizio: daje!

5. La Dieta Dissociata

Molto semplice quanto complessa. Bisogna dissociarsi. Con tutto e tutti. Non prendere mai una posizione ben delineata ma restare nel limbo anarco-rivoluzionario-bastian contrario. Pasta con la basta... forse è il contrario. Vi dissocerete così tanto da diventare dei NoDietox convinti. Vi convincerete invece che guardare alla televisione per quattro ore al giorno programmi di allenamenti, vi farà dimagrire dal divano. Giudizio: in culo te c’entra, ma in testa no.

6. La Dieta Zona

Scegliete quale zona vi aggrada, zona 30, zona ZTL. Se abitate a Milano potete comodamente trasformarle in aree: Area B e Area C.Parlo delle zone d'accesso alla cucina e che delimitano dispense, frigoriferi e cantine con alcol e salumi appesi.Se accedi a una di queste zone negli orari che non solo la pausa pranzo o la cena: multa.Se apri il frigorifero negli orari non consentiti: multa. Se il cibo "uscito" dal frigorifero non è Sugar 0, 1 o al massimo 2: multa. Se la vostra zona erogena sono i carboidrati: multa. Se la vostra zona comfort ha le dimensioni, la consistenza e la farcitura di una pizza: multa. Giudizio: mavattelaapijànderculo

7. Weight Watchers

Che tradotto dall'inglese significa "controllo del peso". Sarai controllato, come in un Grande Fratello VIP (Vaffanmocc Icchè Pelànda). Sarà tutto sotto controllo, anche il vostro peso. Non potrete mangiare più di nascosto dentro la doccia, sotto le lenzuola o chiusi in un armadio. Tutto sorveglia con l'occhio del Grande Budello. Se vi becca sarete espulsi dalla casa, nel vero senso della parola. Vi sarà concesso di vivere in auto, se non avete un'auto vi verrà dato d'ufficio un sotto ponte dove dimorare. Giudizio: si' te pijo t'arovino, te corco.

8. La Dieta chetogenica

Una dieta stile anni '80 ma sempre un bel amarcord. Mangerete libri di cibernetica e insalata di matematica, se si sgarra con il cibo verrete severamente puniti con dei raggi gamma. Dopo la prima fase di dimagrimento rapido perderete leggermente l'uso della parola. Non riuscirete più a dire "chetogenica", ma "chetogenca", dopo due settimane "hetogenica" per finire con un patetico "gnegnica". Probabilmente la dieta starà modificandovi il DNA ma voi non lo saprete perché "non ve l'ho dicono!11!". Giudizio: te rivorta come ‘n carzino.

9. La Dieta Atkins

Fu scritta dal Faraone Tutankhatkins II. La dieta piramidale, nel senso che per bruciare calorie dovrete costruire una piramide in blocchi di granito. Se sarete bravi e ligi nel rispettare le consegne alla fine verrete premiati dall'ex Ministro delle antichità dell'Egitto Zahi Hawass, con il premio la Sfinge Tapiro d'oro. All'inaugurazione della piramide ci sarà anche Roberto Giacobbo che, con un permesso speciale, infilerà una sonda con telecamera nel vostro esofago per dimostrare che è perfettamente vuoto. "Omar, attento all'ugola lì si scivola" (cit.). Giudizio: a ‘nfame!

10. La Dieta Plank

La dieta risale agli ultimi anni dell'800, fu scritta da Karl Plank nel suo libro "Il Capitone". Come dimagrire cercando di mangiare capitoni vivi. A mani nude sia chiaro. Dimagrirete di stenti e fatiche, questa è una dieta che i proletari imponevano alla borghesia, rea di mangiare capitoni fritti impanati e poi ripassati in forno, mentre il popolo doveva accontentarsi degli scarti. L'unico modo di mangiare un capitone in umido senza ingrassare è quello di andarselo a pescare in alto mare con le reti a mano. Giudizio: ma va’ mmorì ammazzato!

Bonus:11. La dieta delle banane

Come tutte le diete da me spiegate sopra, anche questa è stata sperimentata direttamente da me. Per descrivervi questa dieta dovrete però aspettare che io smetta di saltare da un ramo all'altro degli alberi che ho in giardino. Uh uh uh uhn attimo e poi recensirò anche questah-ahah pyow pyow pyow... hack hack hack hack! Giudizio provvisorio: stamme a ‘n parmo dar culo.

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'22: Valfaris

Sistema PC (Deck) | Produttore Big Sugar | Sviluppatore Steel Mantis | Versione Europea | Uscita 10 ottobre 2019

Sviluppato da Steel Mantis, Valfaris è un action-platformer che rappresenta un deciso passo avanti rispetto a Slain: Back From Hell, il precedente titolo della stessa software house. Se Slain aveva colpito per la sua estetica dark e la colonna sonora metal, Valfaris migliora diversi aspetti del gameplay, pur mantenendo il tono brutale e “metallico” che aveva caratterizzato il suo predecessore. Giocato su Steam Deck, Valfaris si dimostra perfettamente adatto alla portabilità della console, offrendo una performance fluida e una resa visiva eccellente.

Uno dei punti di forza di Valfaris è sicuramente la sua grafica in pixel art, che colpisce per la cura nei dettagli e una palette cromatica brillante. Mentre Slain era più incentrato su toni cupi, Valfaris si sposta verso un’estetica fantascientifica. L’ambientazione su un pianeta alieno infestato da creature mostruose è resa in modo vivido, e ogni livello offre un’esperienza visivamente ricca, che riesce a trasportare il giocatore in un mondo oscuro ma affascinante. La scelta della pixel art non solo si lega alla tradizione dei giochi d’azione bidimensionali, ma conferisce anche un aspetto retrò che non stanca mai.

A livello di gameplay, Valfaris offre una maggiore varietà rispetto a Slain. Il protagonista, Therion, ha a disposizione un’ampia gamma di armi, sia da mischia che a distanza che rendono i combattimenti più dinamici e divertenti. Questa varietà consente al giocatore di sperimentare diversi approcci in ogni situazione, mantenendo il gameplay fresco e interessante per gran parte del gioco. Anche la difficoltà, pur rimanendo impegnativa, è più equilibrata rispetto a Slain, che soffriva dei momenti memorabilmente frustranti.

Nonostante questi miglioramenti, Valfaris non è esente da difetti. Sebbene l’azione sia coinvolgente, alcune sezioni tendono a diventare ripetitive, specialmente nelle fasi avanzate del gioco. La struttura dei livelli, infatti, inizia alla lunga a ripetersi, con ondate di nemici simili che rischiano di ridurre l’entusiasmo iniziale. Questo aspetto, inevitabilmente, penalizza un po’ l’esperienza globale.

In conclusione, Valfaris è un’esperienza visivamente affascinante e un significativo miglioramento rispetto a Slain, anche se alcuni difetti, come la ripetitività, ne riducono l’impatto complessivo. Tuttavia, se siete appassionati di action-platformer e pixel art, troverete in Valfaris un titolo da non perdere, soprattutto su Steam Deck.

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Arsenale variegato In Valfaris, il protagonista Therion ha accesso a un ampio arsenale di armi. Le spade e le asce da mischia sono perfette per gli scontri ravvicinati, mentre i fucili al plasma e le granate consentono attacchi strategici. Ogni arma presenta uno stile unico, rendendo il gameplay sempre dinamico e coinvolgente.

Steam Deck info Prezzo 20,99 Euro 6,29 Euro | Stato Verificato | Tempo di gioco 14,9 ore

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