#fornicate

[booksandteaandstuff]

“Today we are always as ready to judge as we are to fornicate.”

Albert Camus, The Fall

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9780679720225

[irregular-portmanteau]

fornicocracy

[emberdune]

i need to stop saying fuck around the clients

[divinebunnii]

something else I’ve learned about sex the older you get, especially with a long term partner, is that you don’t have to be sexy, feel sexy, or look sexy to enjoy one another. sex isn’t about how you look, it’s about that deep, intimate, and personal connection you get to share with that other person. its soul fornication

[blueberry-obsessed]

Max's dick may be lodged down Charles' throat but his racing will always be in Charles' heart

[selenekallanwriter]

I was rewatching Daredevil, and I'd forgotten what a funny little guy Matt Murdock is. He's like, "I can't kill anyone because I'm a catholic. I feel guilty about hurting people 'cause what's god gonna say?" And I just wanna take his hand and ask, "Matt, baby girl, have you ever heard about the Crusades? The Inquisition? The sexual abuse scandals? The Canadian Indigenous Residential Schools? The Catholic church's endorsement of fucking Hitler??? If god's been chill about all of that, you'll be fine for beating the shit out of human traffickers, cupcake."

[dearestgentlereaders]

help i’m addicted

[originalcrime]

Buck domming Ravi like, “are you gonna be a good boy and let me fuck your face or am I gonna have to get the chainsaw?”

[mayhemchicken-varneyposting]

GUESS WHO'S HERE

[humblefryingpan]

The more I think about the Penny Lamb/Jane Doe comparison, the weirder I find it that ppl think Legoland Penny is different to RTC Penny.

You think there are two Penny Lambs at the same school in the same small town? They both have dolls, are both weird/social outcasts, both randomly drop strange facts.

Jane's catchprase is an animal fact, Penny calls herself an "aspiring animal conservationalist". And "luckiest girl in town" absolutely sounds like Penny (like how she accidentally got out of the cult-y drug farm she lived in). And they have the same hair according to the legoland script and the most common rtc bootleg.

Also it makes sense bc the only family Penny had was a 14 year old that would probably never cooperate with an authority figure. The only friend she had didn't seem very close to her canonly (imo bc she was barely mentioned)

Like this is a super small town, that would be such a a massive coincidence. Why wouldn't she be the same person?

[barisistill]

why do peter and raul interact less than literally any other two cast members

[minnaci]

too much talking not enough cumming

[weatherbane]

Would Carver bottom?

oh yeah, absolutely!! Carver is into every which way and doesn't really have a preference

uhhh, HOWEVER,

(x)

[you-makestedehappy]

Line deliveries that play on repeat in my brain.

Season 1, episode 8 - We Gull Way Back

🐈‍⬛❤️‍🩹🍆💦🏴‍☠️ [ep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

[sovamurka]

at this point I'm so tired of arcanetwt's extremely repetitive 'if caitvi won't have sex in s2 I will riot/explode/kms' that honestly now I'm rooting for one of my favourite couples NOT to have sex just out of spite

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

Cant sleep so im thinking about ayhalo

I think its like. one sided. qaypierre WOULD smooch that demon and take him on dates. qbad would not recognize anything as a romantic gesture. aypierre could throw a bouquet of chocolate roses at him and bad would just be like ! thank you :}

like they love each other, absolutely. they TRUST each other, to the point where i’d even say it gets in the way of bad seeing aypierre as anything more than a good friend. that’s his guy. The dude always in his corner. Friend resource label: team mate (coparent) (down to help kidnap people). bad doesnt do classic romantic relationships- all of his relationships are INCREDIBLY queer, but the closest he usually gets to what others read as romance is a classic chewtoy4chewtoy dynamic. He LOVES to fuck with people and he loves to get fucked with and if there’s a nice jawline or pretty muscles included?? huge bonus !!

he’s got something- not kinder, with aypierre? not calmer, either, but stable, maybe. pierre has proven, over and over again, that he’s on bad’s side. Spying on tubbo, encouraging bad’s pranks, the kidnapping- i can’t call it a reliable dynamic, not with how paranoid bad is, even when he trusts, but there is still a feeling of understanding that, wherever pierre’s limits are for when he cant support bad (or genuinely turn against him), it hasnt been reached yet

aypierre, on the other hand, i dont know enough about to be absolutely sure but there are some Vibes. ironically, i think hes feeling like his relationships are unreliable. max was going to have their baby, and then he wasnt, and then he left him, then max fucking died. plus whatever is happening with him and ayrobot, which probably leaves him feeling like he cant rely on Himself. like he had, if not a little crush on bad, at least some Interest in him, before. as well as several islanders. i remember the days of the Bed Threat.

but thats part of it, too? because those flings didnt have that emotional connection, and i always got the sense that he started looking for that with maximus, to Love and Be Loved rather than pure lust. To care about someone, genuinely, and be cared about in return. but he didnt get that with the flings, and We know that max was using him, but i dont know if he did, but maybe he had a feeling about it and maybe he also had a feelinf about maximus’ feelings towards bad and maybe- there’s something about that? A little push of not-spite-not-projection onto bad.

because bad IS that reliability, right now. he’s a fucking gremlin. a bastard. a prankster silly guy. he trusts aypierre and aypierre trusts him and they dont share everything but so often, when it comes down to it, it is them against the world. them in the corner, caught, aypierre shouting about kissing as a cover for their crimes while bad runs giggling away from him.