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SKA is more like: Society sucks and I can make it suck harder with these gods-awful blaring trumpets.

I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

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This post took me on an emotional journey the likes of which 200 million dollars blockbusters could only dream of.

a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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My Wife: babe I think my dad might be autistic

Me: your face-blind, emotionally oblivious, picky eater of a father, who has numerous niche interests and the best-organized fly-tackle-box I have ever seen, might be autistic?

My Wife: you knew?

Me: you didn’t?

My Wife: babe I’m not ok I’m having a whole-

Me: you can hear the TVs, babe.

My Wife: What

Me, pointing at the special no-flicker lighting I installed in our house so that we never actually have to have the Big Overhead Light on: babe!

My Wife: … oh my god am I autistic?

Me:

My Wife:

Me: you didn’t know!?

My Wife: YOU DID!?

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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every time my conservative family members break the dinner table rules (no politics, sex, or religion) I break it worse. thanks to them thanksgiving included a discussion pondering why lucifer would hypothetically follow heavens orders & punish sinners when a big chunk of them are just misunderstood and rejected by the same system he was/he got kicked out so he’s no longer on the payroll. aunt was mad. dad was laughing. the seven year old started yelling he was the son of the devil. 10/10 recommend

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad :: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae

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My Secret Santa gift for @saglaophonos! A comic for her post-s2 fic you do something to my patience

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SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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When I'm in the middle of the first draft

The Muse: I wanna write the smutty bits and the happy ending.

Me: We gotta write the sad, angsty parts first.

The Muse:

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