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I'm very VERY interested please and thank you.

Ahhhh. I can't wait!

I don't know how many of my followers are still interested, but I managed to write 2k words of the next chapter of my WIP

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Me: Why is it priced under market value?

Real Estate Agent: Legend says the theater is haunted by the spirits of a man so obsessed with the opera that he used to live in the catacombs beneath it and the people he murdered. Some claim they can still hear him sing to his lost love. Pure superstition, of course, haha.

Me, signing the deed: You don't have to convince me.

if I purchased an opera house and found out there was something known as the “phantom” demanding a monthly salary to simply leave us all alone, and the former opera manager had apparently gone ahead and paid him for decades, I’d simply continue paying him and keep my fucking head down. RIP to Andre and Firmin but I’m different

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Yup. I end up saying some words in Spanglish because I'm thinking in English and interpreting my thoughts into Spanish while holding a conversation with my mom. This happens mostly when I'm freshly off work (I'm an interpreter) or when I've been writing in English for hours. It's a good thing Mom is semi-bilingual and can usually help me find the word I've forgotten in Spanish.

im going to have a stroke

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Demelza, a world-weary witch, and Uliana, an even more exhausted vampyre, work together – and against convention – to send wayward demons, ghosts and otherworldly creatures back to where they came from. But some jobs are more difficult than others.

Here.

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What writers say: I just finished my first draft!

What writers mean: I've re-written this cursed book 20 times. It's a mess, but The Muse has deserted me and Brain.exe has stopped working. I can't even look at it anymore. It's traumatizing me. I need cocoa and a pillow.

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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

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you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

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An Angel

Go for a picnic... dine at the Ritz.

(I've never struggled so much before: multiple wings with crazy lighting effect? Yeah sure I can do that no problem. Smiling DT in light color outfit? Not even after seven attempts. What's wrong with me honestly)

The ball is in your court now @nosferatini 🥰

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Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second

Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? 

Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol’ dog families. Your werewolf family wouldn’t be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females. 

If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they’d be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing. 

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so I think that the whole vampires vs christians thing is really more of a rivalry. cause like, think about it, who are the two main groups of blood drinkers? vampires and christians. really they’re not that different in their most defining activity. so it’s more a matter of these two groups being closely related yet so different.

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Matt's hotness level skyrockets the more covered in blood he is. Insane, but true.

happy birthday, angel @ricky-olson! ♡

CHARLIE COX as MATT MURDOCK Daredevil (2015-2018)

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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a whole bunch of gazan mutual aid projects and nonprofits. if the decision of which individual fundraiser to give to feels too daunting, or if you just want to help as many people as possible in one go, these are great initiatives to support.

care for gaza - focuses on providing food and essential supplies. donate here or here.

connecting humanity - securing internet access via donations of virtual sim cards (esims). if you can't afford a whole plan yourself, crips for esims is a communal pool that will use your donation to purchase and maintain esims

gaza soup kitchen - provides food, medical care, and classes for children. also has a gofundme

glia gaza medical support initiative - provides medical care through field clinics and tents at hospitals. donations can also be sent through their website.

ele elna elak - provides clean water, food, clothing, and shelter. they also have a gofundme

life for gaza - raising money for the gaza municipality to repair water and waste management infrastructure

taawon - partners with local civil organizations to provide food, water, medical care, shelter, and basic supplies

the sameer project - running various initiatives providing tents, medical care, and necessities. they have their own encampment project focused on sheltering families with children, sick and disabled members, or members in need of perinatal care

islamic relief worldwide's gaza emergency appeal - provides food, water, hygiene kits, medical supplies, and psychological support

baitulmaal - provides a variety of necessities, including food, water, shelter, and medical supplies

gaza mutual aid fund - distributes food, hygiene products, water, and other essential supplies, including financial support. run by @/el-shab-hussein's amazing friend Mona. updates can be found on her instagram.

hygiene kits for gaza - provides hygiene supplies including menstrual products, wipes, and toothbrushes/toothpaste

anera - provides a variety of necessities, including food, water, hygiene supplies, medicine, blankets and mattresses, and psychological care

palestine children's relief fund - provides supplies and support with a focus on children. also has an initiative for lebanon

dahnoun mutual aid - provides water, food, tents, baby supplies, financial support, and other necessities. updates can be found through their instagram

certainly this is not an exhaustive list, so please feel free to add on other projects or organizations that i didn't include. and as always, please take the time to donate if you can and share. it truly makes all the difference.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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"But who are you attracted to?"

"Other werewolves, fae, vampires, demons, hybrids. I'm not picky."

"Yeah, but what are they?"

"Supernaturals."

"But what's in their pants?"

"Magic!"

the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard

werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF

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God, Bluesky is so nice compared to Twitter. You just subscribe to the MAGA block list under moderation settings and you can have conversations in peace without some red-pilled cunt trying to Devil’s advocate your right to existence.

I’m sure the usual leftist in-fighting is happening somewhere too but so far I either haven’t seen it or it hasn’t reached me.

Anyway. Come say hi if you’re on there.

Also don’t forget to block the MAGAs before they even get to breathe in your general direction: