#great line

[booksandteaandstuff]

“In every situation, life is asking us a question, and our actions are the answer.”

Ryan Holiday, The Obstacle Is The Way

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9781591846352

[kenaran]

[tiistirtipii]

If high school love is like a lit candle in the rain, I, Tiwson, will hold an umbrella for you…However… that doesn’t mean that, I, Tiwson, won’t be annoyed about it.

Have the world’s greatest wingman being absolutely done with Tinn in episode 3

[speedierthanasubmarine]

“A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years can not even begin to quantify the amount of fucks I do not give”

- Kirito, Sword Art Online Abridged E4 (paraphrased slightly)

[skippingdown16]

"alfred's making the sauces for the dinner and mrs patmore's having a heart attack"

[icecreamdreams]

“I’m Moby Goddamned Dick, and you just swam in my waters.”

[cosmoseinfeld]

he'd choke to death on greatness than starve on mediocrity

[dragg-aon]

Too true Dr. Eggman.

[inthelightofthemorningfrog]

"Give it up, Sub-Subs!"

-Ishmael

[booksandteaandstuff]

“Focus on the moment, not the monsters that may or may not be up ahead.”

Ryan Holiday, The Obstacle Is The Way

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9781591846352

[makeitquietly]

That noise? -- Oh, I just dropped a stitch.

[stevenrogered]

Dame Maggie Smith as Muriel Donnelly The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015)

[postapocalypticparenting]

peer reviewed your tags have been

[aroaceaunt]

Had a dream last night where I got into a fight. Before fists started flying I yelled,

The next time I talk to you, you will only say 4 words. And two of them will be

Yes, ma'am.

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.