#great line

[darkness-falls-tarot]

Perfect!

"I love you, Miss Kubelik."

The Apartment (1960) dir. Billy Wilder

[booksandteaandstuff]

“In every situation, life is asking us a question, and our actions are the answer.”

Ryan Holiday, The Obstacle Is The Way

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9781591846352

[kenaran]

[speedierthanasubmarine]

“A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years can not even begin to quantify the amount of fucks I do not give”

- Kirito, Sword Art Online Abridged E4 (paraphrased slightly)

[skippingdown16]

"alfred's making the sauces for the dinner and mrs patmore's having a heart attack"

[icecreamdreams]

“I’m Moby Goddamned Dick, and you just swam in my waters.”

[cosmoseinfeld]

he'd choke to death on greatness than starve on mediocrity

[dragg-aon]

Too true Dr. Eggman.

[makeitquietly]

That noise? -- Oh, I just dropped a stitch.

[booksandteaandstuff]

“But until a person can say deeply and honestly, "I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday," that person cannot say, "I choose otherwise.”

Stephen R. Covey, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9781982137274

[stevenrogered]

Dame Maggie Smith as Muriel Donnelly The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015)

[postapocalypticparenting]

peer reviewed your tags have been

[aroaceaunt]

Had a dream last night where I got into a fight. Before fists started flying I yelled,

The next time I talk to you, you will only say 4 words. And two of them will be

Yes, ma'am.

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[punksalmon]

"it's the date night cologne," buck repeats