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I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao 💗🥰
#grima wormtongue#grima#lotr#lord of the rings#csp#pixel art#doodle#my art#.... posting this again bc its not showing up in the tags.. 2nd time this has happened to me and both are for grima posts..#🤔😒 tumblr whats your beef?? why do you hate him?? hes just a silly guy!!#works out ig? bc i forgot to do alt text on the first go but like annoying. im going to have to check everytime now ig ugh :T#i have painstakingly rewritten my og tags bc itll bother me otherwise lmao rip ->#I missed playing w shapes lmao its fun!!#hes a wiggly man#also long pointy nose is my favorite shape actually. such a fun silhouette#the mcdonalds order is my fav one btw i live for that kind of anachronism lmao 🤣#also i think grima was always whispering weird stuff to theoden since almost no one was actually suspicious of him doing it lol#<- i have a whole drawing planned for that thought! Youll see it. One day >_<”#also technically from movie refs his cloak is one big piece w slits for the arms but i like the shape of separating it better!!#we’re in my mixed bag of canon and personal thoughts now lmao XD#<- i was a brighter happier man 2 hours ago lol#sorry if anyone sees these repost attempts and is annoyed 07 im just a bit confused why it keeps happening ToT#edit: its still not showing up? literally wtf tumblr pls.. my silly drawings... have mercy 🥺 🙏 😭#Edit again: WOAH IT MADE IT??? WERE IN THE TAGS NOW BABYYY SORRY FOR BADMOUTHING YOU TUMBLR SUPPORT IG??#in that case sorry for the double post lmao 😅
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Man I wish we got more of the turtle tots especially their “slightly older turtle tots” designs, because they are so cute
#rottmnt#yes I say this because I was rewatching a scene of them to tell if my deleted post was actually wrong lmao rip my dignity#tho tbh I don’t think what I said was entirely incorrect if you interpret the footage differently but I def forgot some parts rip#but tbh it would have been more of a theory to play with than fact like I’d misinterpreted/misremembered so to the trash that post goes#(ty again to the person who pointed out that I may have misunderstood lol I really do appreciate it)#anyway YEAH I love the turtle tots they’re so cute and small all of them#squishy little cheeks#the scrunklies#i am way too tired to be allowed access to the internet right now but I wanna emphasize how cute they are#their little faces…not a thought behind those eyes
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↳ ᴀꜱʜᴋᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴠᴇʟʏᴀɴ + ʜᴀʟᴀᴍꜱʜɪʀᴀʟ
#Dragon Age#DAedit#Dragon Age Inquisition#DA: Inquisition#DAI#Inquisitor Trevelyan#long post#oc: ashka trevelyan#hee hoo I was going to replay TP as a refresher and got incredibly distracted by this lesbian again bc I rediscovered her WP fit#hair: up. makeup: on. outfit: borrowed from vivi.enne's closet. this flusters the josie#this is still one of my most favourite quests of all time. I'm even one of the few legitimate enjoyers of the nutcracker outfit bjfbjhgf#the high court approval scene where you just rip into flori.anne in front of everyone was so hot I forgot how sexy it was
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More of my stupid son + silly extra doodles
Btw the ref sheet is NOT canon it’s a reference to the image under the cut
Edgestar would NOT listen to Shinedown
If anyone knows the original poster lmk and I’ll add credit
#if you saw the first version of this post NO YOU DIDN’T I don’t know why the formatting was fucked#I LIED when I said I’d stop posting him… sorry#I meant it at the time but people seem to like him so I’ll keep posting my silly doodles for now#until someone gives me a reason not to post him#Also I was on a FNaF kick when some of these were made which is why 2 of em are FNaF related#also for the last doodle I love Marzipan and Strong Bad friendship… they’re anything to me#RIP 2-Down btw. sad.#anywayz#homestar runner#h*r#oc#edgestar the cool#edgestar#sorry no alt text it took a long time the first time and I really don’t want to type it all again#drug ment tw#drug ment#SRRY FORGOT TO TAG THAT AT FIRST. my bad
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finally back home after a tiring day - maybe a few minutes to relax won't hurt............
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wip + 'lineart':
hopefully when he wakes up, he'll wash his bedclothes... goomy slime + his shoes on the bed = no good------
#art#pokemon swsh#pokemon sword and shield#pkmn swsh#pkmn sword and shield#poke's doodles#pokemon#gym leader raihan#goomy#lmao - last post: i'm trying to branch out and draw different characters! :]#this post: anyways raihan and goomy again :]#I CANNOT HELP IT----------#anywayss------ YES he still has his shoes on-#rip rai - he was so tired from a tough day that he straight up. forgot to take them off-#it was intentional - and yes. kinda upsetting---- goomy slime??? and shoes on the bed????????????? rip#i originally planned to have a bunch of sand everywhere - like. to show he'd just battled or something but. it looked REAL messy visually#also - i drew this with the intent to give him as many pillows as i saw fit lmao---- we can match as a treat :]#sometimes a guy(me) just needs 10000 soft things on his(my) bed at alll times...#.. tbh - this was originally planned to be a completely different pic lol -#- mainly. the fact that it was gonna be a water setting originally lol oh how the vibe of the pic changes during the initial sketch phas
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THE KNITTING SAGA BUT HERMES IS A DUMMY
update: my co-writer friend FINALLY got a tumblr account, so I can tag them now!!
previously: part 1 part 2 part 3
next: part 5
m'kay, so, we've talked about Athena & Telemachus' issues. now let's touch on Hermes, because a Diva™ like him deserves his own post. and also because this had been sitting in my notes for so long i've genuinely forgotten about it (i'd say that it's what translating a musical does to you, but honestly my attention span is just shit)
now, as much as I love Soft Boi!Hermes, I even more so love prankster Hermes who doesn't really recognize personal boundaries or the meaning of 'too far'. he's the guy who'll commit to the bit so far, he'll commit mass murder with a Tee-Hee and genuinely wonder what has got everyone so upset.
kid!Telemachus, holding a cup of poison: grandpa, are you sure it's a good idea? I'm scared… Hermes, laughing his ass off in the corner: of course I'm sure, champ! it'll be hilarious! good ol' game of Ithacean Roulette! now dump it into the wine, let's see who we'll get this time!
at the same time, he's not selfish. he's very keen on doing things for the people he likes, and he cares enough to know when someone is distressed. he, as a god, is just so removed from traditional human morality that casual acts of cruelty are perfectly acceptable to him, while, for example, breaking an oath is a horrible sin.
think blue and orange morality stuff.
telemachus, outraged: …murdered his own family, can you imagine? hermes, equally outraged: I know, right? he gave a blood oath and broke it! disgusting! telemachus: why is that your only concern?!
but don't worry, helping to raise Telemachus and hanging around the same people consistently makes a real boy outta him gives him enough time and insight into humanity to start understand mortals better, and, as consequence, adopt some of their values.
especially the concept of spousal loyalty. Hermes is a patron god of thieves, and at the time taking someone's wife was viewed as an act of theft (because women were property, yeeesh). which is why to him Penelope's situation was less of a tragedy and more of a "well, my dumbass great-grandson Odysseus should've seen it coming. snooze you lose! ¯_(ツ)_/¯"
that is, until he gets to know her better. and suddenly she's not a prize to be won or a challenge to conquer. she's a smart, capable person that commands respect from anyone who's got a shred of self-awareness. she's got gentle hands, and a radiant smile, and a spine of steel. Penelope looked Hermes dead in the eyes and told him serenely to keep being a good influence on her son, she does not deserve to be reduced to a token and given away to the highest bidder.
hermes, initially: well, penelope's a rich, gorgeous, basically single queen. I'd steal her too, if she was my type. hermes, 10 years later: she's the smartest, ballsiest human woman I've ever met and if she only wants her Ugly Ass Groom then she'll fucking stay single until he comes back.
unfortunately for everyone else, Hermes cannot step in to protect her, because Zeus and Poseidon are both pissed off at Odysseus already, and if either of them notices Hermes (and/or Athena) interfering with mortals on Ithaca, they might take it as an invitation to follow suit, and then it'll be Troy Story 2: Electric Boogaloo.
so he stays his hand, and hangs around Telemachus discreetly, mostly posing as a human. for a god of liars, he's surprisingly bad at blending in for long periods of time. Hermes thinks he's an awesome conspirator. meanwhile little Telemachus didn't even realise it was a secret.
the only people who don't know that [insert alias] is a god in disguise are the suitors, who are notoriously either too stupid, too overconfident or too busy drinking to connect the dots. the exception is Antinous who pretends to be oblivious and makes sure the gods don't see him as a threat to their beloved little pup (otherwise he'd have killed the prince long ago).
the suitors, however, unanimously agree that they hate this weird annoying stranger, and try to get rid of him in increasingly elaborate ways, from poison to stabbing to wild animals to dropping pots on his head.
spoiler alert: it doesn't work.
hermes, next day: *comes back every morning like nothing had happened, whistling cheerily* suitors: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
eventually Antinous convinces them to give up so they don't piss off Hermes.
years pass, Telemachus grows. Athena teaches him strategy and arts of war. Aeolus gradually comes out of the hiding and becomes the resident lovable comic relief side character. and Hermes? he teaches the kid all the good stuff.
and it's not just lying, okay? (though it's a significant part of it) music, diplomacy, geography, street smarts, some history. he's a worldly god, had observed and been a part of countless cultures. above all else, he knows people. he may not really understand them, but he knows how to get what he wants from them, how to find common ground and how to spin things to get along with practically anyone.
and girls. Hermes helps Telemachus with girls.
because he's the cool uncle figure that Telemachus admires, the kid trusts him enough to ask the god for advice when he starts growing older and gets his first crush in his early teens.
and, on one hand, Hermes is ecstatic. on the other one…
telemachus, blushing and stuttering: there's a girl I met, she's so pretty, and cool, and, and, and how do I talk to her, do I just come up and say hi, but what if sh- hermes: … hermes: *blue screen of death* hermes: MY BABY-
it's the first time he truly starts to grasp how short the kid's life will be. because in the blink of an eye he turned from a newborn to an adolescent, and soon enough he'll have his own family, and Odysseus was already a king himself at this age, and Hermes is not ready this can't be it he can't just grow old and die
so anyway, he pushes the thought aside and pretends it never came up at all (because that always works, and bottling shit up never blows up in anyone's face, right, Athena?)
he gives lots of advice, from useless macho stuff to golden nuggets like "be yourself" and "show her respect". and, of course, he cheers from the sidelines, hiding 'inconspicuously'.
and it goes surprisingly well. the girl appears to find Telemachus' awkward attempts at flirting sweet and charming, and the boy is on the cloud nine.
but Hermes isn't. because, unlike the prince, his judgment isn't clouded by a puppy crush and he can see that the girl is actually a lying bitch, who's playing Telemachus like a fiddle, hoping to become the next queen of Ithaca. and he won't stand for it.
except Telemachus, for some reason, doesn't seen thrilled when Hermes tells him to dump the girl?? he flat out refuses to believe that, because love is blind and so are sheltered insecure teenage boys.
so Hermes, in his infinite wisdom, decides to prove to his naive little charge once and for all that the girl is just using him and doesn't actually love him. now, what's the first example of true selfless love from a woman that comes to mind to the god who had spent the last few years hanging out with the royal family of Ithaca? right, Penelope. and the one thing that characterises Penelope is her unconditional loyalty, even into the face of countless threats and temptations.
hermes, to himself: so, if I show the kid that the bitch will leave him as soon as she finds a better prospect, he will definitely admit I was right all along! and dump her! it's a perfect, easy, foolproof plan! I am so smart! what could possibly go wrong!
another spoiler alert: everything goes wrong.
the girl does happily jump into his arms as soon as he hints that he's a god/demi-god/just a cooler prince or something. she does it right in front of Telemachus, in fact, so there's no way he'd be able to deny the obvious.
on the bright side, Hermes immediately outs her as a lying bitch and publicly shames her, embarrassing her family and ruining her prospects of marriage and causing her to suffer for the rest of her life ('disproportionate revenge'? what's that?).
on the down side, for some unfathomable reason, Telemachus doesn't seem very grateful??? what???????
hermes: and so, AS ALWAYS, I was right. telemachus: hermes: but please, hold your applause! telemachus: hermes: I did it all for you, out of the goodness of my heart! telemachus: hermes: and please, don't apologize! you were wrong, I get it! no need to- telemachus: *bitch slaps his smug face and runs away, hurt and betrayed* hermes: *shocked pikachu face*
thing is, Hermes doesn't understand what he did wrong. in his mind he did a rather good deed: showed the liar's true colors, and spared the kid a lot of heartache down the line. he doesn't understand the feelings of betrayal from having someone he trusts explicitly outing him as a naive fool in front of everyone he ever dreamed of earning respect from. doesn't get the pain of having been cast aside by someone he liked in favor of a god, with whom he could never compete. can't imagine living in the shadow of someone he had never even known and being constantly reminded of all the ways he's lacking.
telemachus: I'm not a stupid child, hermes. I could've handled it. hermes: but you didn't listen to me, maybe you'd have never seen it on your own- telemachus: and maybe I would've. maybe I would've had the opportunity to find out myself, and maybe I would've learned from it, but you never gave me that choice, did you?! did you think i'm that dumb?! hermes: oh, come on, kid, you're not dumb- telemachus: THEN WHY DO YOU TREAT ME LIKE I AM?! WHY DON'T YOU EVER TRUST ME?!
aaaaand there's the core issue. Telemachus had spent his whole life being babied at best and looked down upon at worst. constantly compared to Odysseus and his more vicious peers, always shielded from making tough decisions and proving himself. he feels like he will never amount to anything, because no one ever lets him really try. as soon as it looks like he's going to make a mistake, someone (usually Athena, Aeolus or Hermes) swoops in and 'fixes' everything for him, just like they used to do when he was an accident-prone toddler. which he isn't anymore.
and Hermes doesn't understand that. to him, ten years is basically nothing. the kid can't have changed that much in ten years. because if he did, then he'll change a lot in the next ten years, and the next, and very soon he won't change anymore, because ten years are nothing and so are human livespans.
ten years are nothing, because to admit otherwise would force Hermes to face the fact that Telemachus, no matter how precious, is just as mortal as any other human. which amounts to basically losing him already. and Hermes can't.
he held that boy as an infant. he fed him, helped to teach him walk and talk and make silly faces. he can't lose this child to time, the one thing even gods can't really protect humans from.
Penelope finds Hermes sitting on her balcony with the most human expression on his face she'd ever seem him wear. he's lost, and confused, and full of regrets, and kind of terrified. in that aspect, he reminds her painfully of her husband.
hermes, mumble: he's growing older penelope, sighing: I know hermes: he's not a baby anymore penelope: believe me, I know hermes: but... what do I do now??? penelope: you let it happen. not much else you can do.
she talks him through it.
hermes, rambling: but I will lose him. I'll lose him if he grows old and dies. this is why I don't get attached to mortals, you die too soon. he can't die now. penelope: he's not going to die now. he'll become the king first, he will find a good wife and have children and grandchildren. he will become great, greater that I and his father could ever dream of. and he'll be happy. don't you want to see that? hermes: I do, but- I don't want him to grow up! penelope: then you finally know the biggest joy and the deepest pain of parenthood.
it doesn't fix his fear. doesn't fix his pain, either. but it does help fix his attitude.
because she's right. Telemachus is growing old, and he can't shelter and protect the boy forever. soon he'll become a man, then an elder. and there's nothing Hermes can do about it, short of dragging the prince to Olympus and begging Zeus to grant him immortality, which will never work.
Hermes and Telemachus make up, of course. the latter knows, deep down, that the former is just trying to take care of him. they make up and forget the fight - at least, the boy does.
Hermes will always remember.
and he will count every day, every wrinkle, every grey hair.
the joy and pain of parenthood indeed.
#the knitting saga au#epic#epic the musical#greek gods#greek mythology#headcanon#hermes#telemachus#penelope#we only have one greek god of emotional intelligence and that is hestia#the rest are fucked lmao rip#there was supposed to be more eldricth horror grandpa hermes#but i'm way more into angst#empty nest syndrom is real and ruthless#“(s)he steals my mascara and all of my dates”#selena beauregard 🤝 telemachus of ithaca#penelope is a saint and a badass#but more onto that at a later date again#also#hurt/comfort#found family#in case someone finds this 8 years later and gets into the mood you're free to add whatever onto the headcanon train#cause even I don't know where i'm going with these and I rarely post anyway#translating epic is taking way too much time#not that i'm complaining#I love my work#two things to add that I forgot to tag before:#1: if you spot the reference - it's intentional#2: everyone but the suitors know hermes is a god; especially servants#and they all collectively choose to ignore that because they Are Not Paid Enough To Deal With That™
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did i draw a character im playing as in starbound? …yes :D novakid oxy my beloved awawawawa <333
(i know that novakids’ cultural style is wild west, i just love these kind of shirts and i was fighting demons when changing their clothes, as i also wanted to keep the cosmic sheriff outfit)
#art#starbound#rip anatomy#i wanted to draw them for a month and i finally did#i just took a break from the game and forgot everything 🤡#oops#also#i’m still kinda dying in artblock 👍#really fun🔥🔥#haha…#i need to draw donnie but artblock hits me hard when i try#no donnie until i beat the shit out of artblock#i will be defeated once again i have no faith in myself 😎#if you are reading this post’s tags i am sorry
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Luke IG Story
#cackling that i saw this this morn and couldn't deal to the point i literally forgot it existed until i saw it in my camera roll rn 🤸🏻♀️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#the 5sos show tour#the 5sos show tour Luxembourg#Instagram#lh ig#kh4f post#i should make a tag for these lil makeup posts of his#and i am once again asking#grwm vlog when#pls luke there's only a few shows left u can do it buddy#also as always rip to my wip I started literal months ago about him doing his makeup before an event#this content is my roman empire
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^funniest possible thing u could say about a dragon that killed up to hundreds of smallfolk not two weeks ago.
#referring to meleys smashing up the dragonpit like ur telling people just forgot ab that#it is funny to me that the ratcatchers dying is (rightfully) regarded as a stupid move that will turn the smallfolk against them#but rhaenys’ literal massacre is never brought up again. ok#and let it be known that while i will nawt be rereading f&b for this post i am nevertheless deeply skeptical of nearly all claims made here#westeros is not always on the verge of invasion not in the least bit.#and dragons have been used against the people of westeros more than for them im pretty sure…#hotd#house of the dragon#fire and blood#asoiaf#rhaenys targaryen#rip my beautiful mass murderer 🫡#house targaryen
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Gladius: They're terrifying. And their evolution is even worse, I've seen what they can do. Thankfully, we don't see Tinkaton too often...
Guest Art done by @the-sleepysiren @inaris-pokemon-world
#I'm so sorry I forgot about this and any time I remembered I was already in bed rip#Thank you again for this!! I was gonna wait to use it but nope. Been too long I'm posting it now#Chrono#(Sorta. The location and time of day is of but that's oky)#Gladius Bisharp#ask
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Day 29: hot villain
#cringetober 2023#cringetober#cringe#the oncler#onceler#Oncest#the Lorax#NOO I FORGOT THE SKETCH#well I don’t wanna post it again so rip#fanart#screams#explodes
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kept on thinking about some of the more emotional beats of the kurokara lore while i was trying to fall asleep last night and i just... i need to explode...
#i was mostly thinking about the whole other side to osomatsu-san in hell where kuroba's trying to navigate their grief#there's a moment where kuroba's getting their usual weekly shipment of flowers and they realize they forgot ->#to change the quantity of red roses they always order ( they started ordering extra after kara became a regular )#for the most part they've been able to navigate things seemingly well. sure they've been more melancholic but they SEEM alright#and they try to handle this moment well too. makes a joke about how they're gonna have to have a sale on rose arrangements for a bit#but then they just. kinda break down crying. he's still everywhere despite not being there and it's so crushing.#kuro finally understands how their granddad must've felt when their grandma passed away....#there's a more lighthearted follow up to that moment tho#basically the delivery driver makes sure the quantity of roses is correct ( it's the same was before )#but kuro cheerfully tells them that the person they order them for is a regular again so it's alright#after that the delivery driver tells them that they're glad they made up with their boyfriend#when kuro's like excuse me??? they say '' you get the roses for the guy in the leather jacket right? i see him come in sometimes ->#after i finish deliveries but i hadn't seen around recently. glad things worked out for you yotsubana. :) ''#and then they leave before kuroba can clarify things. rip.#i'm going out for a bit but once i get back i NEED to finish the art for the first kurokara lore post i was working on#ship : kurokara#mj rambles
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also! if i take a while to reply to things, please be forgiving! i have 23 drafts and 25 asks currently. that's not even mentioning the things i have going on discord, too. i am a sloooooow writer when i'm not fixated on a specific character. and i have other shit going on, too. i may seem like i reply to some things really fast, but that's not the reality for everything i am capable of.
#this isn't like. @ anyone either#this is me looking at my blog and being like YIKES i have so much to do and i'm literally only talking about lilith#not to even. fucking mention that i'm working on part of her page again rifp#after i finish her page i'm gonna. make a general post of hey! read everyone's pages before interacting with them!#bc it's becoming. obvious who has and hasn't read them rip#i know i took a nap but god damn i am tired today. i think it's bc the weather's getting colder for a snow storm tomorrow#* ooc: let's go lesbians!#im so tired i forgot my ooc tag fuiewrjegto
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12/07/2023
Changed his mind and wanted to add the day so we’d all remembered that it’s Wednesday, so nice of him 🤣🫶🏽
Could potentially be this jacket
https://www.jcrew.com/de/p/mens/categories/clothing/coats-and-jackets/bomber-jacket/baracutareg-g9-cloth-jacket/BG918
How he feels comfy enough to let them all into his home 🫶🏽🥹
instagram
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxK2GxdMDSY/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Bits of the interview (not him playing/mentioning the Batman theme)
The full interview
#11:40 am#again the Batman theme 😆;)#also PEOPLE HES GOT ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS 🎉 (I love his ripped ones too)#it’s actually weird not seeing his knees for once 🤣#adore him and his double posting cause he forgot to add something#fashionista#outfit inspo#interview#guitars#living room looks so cozy and homey#Instagram#I really adore his living space but it pisses my brain off that the John Lennon paktier ain’t straight like it’s slightly crooked
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I bring new art for day 6 of PentiousWeek24! Got inspired by seeing all the wonderful art on X and by listening to "My Machine" for the millionth time. I included a textless version for y'all to enjoy too.
#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#I also posted art for day 3 on X but forgot to post it here so RIP#Just like on day 3 I am once again late to the party but it is what it is
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mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"
#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow.#i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'')#though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl#and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him#so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker]#in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird''#but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not#an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol#even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough#and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is#lackadaisy#oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job]#it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but#points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously#and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that#wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j.#that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch.#[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass]#and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash#also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh#numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache''#and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes)#900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't
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