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[pitiful-host]

What are you saving us from? Is that what eternal paradise is about?

[im saving you from a plethora of things! Eternal paradise is the freedom from these burdens.]

[pitiful-host]

Do you think you can achieve perfection?

[oh dear, I'm already perfect! What else is there for me to achieve?]

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how can you save us from sickness. that feels like. kind of an impossible task, y'know?

[oh, but it's not! I've helped a plethora of people reach their eternal paradise(though some seem to be quite ungrateful of my benevolence)! It's not as difficult as you may believe. Though, it's not quite easy, either. Just follow my teachings, and you too can unlock the secrets of this world!]

[pitiful-host]

if you hate sermon so much... why not just deactivate them?

[I can't. That's simply out of the question. You don't understand my situation.]

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How long have you been running the organization?

[Oh, my. Probably a couple years by now. This particular batch hasn't been nearly as long as the others yet, but I hope it keeps up! Our first attempt probably took place over the course of 2 years.]

[pitiful-host]

Do we become one of the eyes once we reach paradise?

[sermons..uh.... eye fixation does not have much to do with achieving paradise. I believe he gains them when people devote to him, not when they achieve their end goal.]

[pitiful-host]

Your button to end asks has a different name now. Why the change?

[I am in need of less saving! I feel much safer with all of you around. I am much more equipped to help you understand now!]

[pitiful-host]

You're a psychology major? Or were I guess. What got you interested in it?

[the human mind is quite fascinating! It's always very interesting to learn what kinds of things people will do if you talk, act, or present yourself a certain kind of way! It probably started on the playground when I was a kid, really. I had to find out how to keep him out of trouble!]

[pitiful-host]

nice ghost(?) shirt. where did you find it?

[an old friend gifted it to me. We were celebrating my birthday together. I miss him quite dearly.]

[pitiful-host]

How do we open our third eye? I don't want to carve that… thing into my head!! D:

[oh, dear, opening your minds eye, and carving your devotion mark are quite different. I still remember our first member that opened their minds eye. He's so much more free now. Perhaps, once you're ready, we may discuss opening your third eye.]

[pitiful-host]

what people are you saving?

[oh, everyone really! I think everyone has something that they could be saved from! No matter what sins you've amassed, I can set you free!]

[pitiful-host]

lilith is your hair dyed? do you normally have blonde hair? (i see those roots peaking out)

[it is dyed, yes. I started dying it after I was discharged. It felt nice to come out as a new me.]

[pitiful-host]

Uh.. I heard that some stuff happened previously with the organization, and I'm really curious! I don't want to make the same mistakes the old members did, because obviously they weren't devoted enough if they aren't around anymore-

Of course, you don't have to tell me!! Whatever you're comfortable with! =)

- 🌪️

[well, some of the old members decided they were too good for eternal paradise. Some of them proved their ultimate devotion to me, and achieved their own eternal paradise. I doubt any of my new followers will be as devoted as they were to my cause, but if we do get there, it'd be ethereal. They were never meant to last, though. They joined, too eager for paradise, and rushed their way to ecstasy, destroying my steeple in the process, leaving me to build it from the ground up on my own.]

[pitiful-host]

Heyyy, so you're the one running an organization to help people reach "eternal paradise" or, right? I've heard some chatter here and there, you know how it is. I would just love to help! So many people are so hopeless.. they can't even begin trying to save themselves! How pathetic.. but that's why you started this, isn't it?

- 🌸📔

[oh, well we would love to have you! Eternal paradise is our end goal, yes. Here, we strive for happiness, peace, and hope! There are quite a few people too selfish or lazy to help, but those who do are already on their way to achieving paradise!! Perhaps you'd be interested in talking to some of our most devoted members?]

[pitiful-host]

Lily! Ray isn't as devoted as you think- I- look!

https://www.tumblr.com/radical-raymond/766287167071928320/have-you-met-sermon?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/radical-raymond/766288330168107008/woah-you-and-that-little-tornado-freak-got-pretty?source=share

They. They said that Sermon was funnier than you, and they called us cultists, and just- yeah.

I just thought I would warn you-!!

- 🌪️

[how interesting. I'll keep an eye on them. Try not to get involved in so much drama, dear. They just don't understand us. You'll give us a bad reputation if you keep fighting with outsiders and blaming our other members. Ray is simply misguided. Sermon may not take things as seriously as I do, but we are by no means a cult. Don't let these silly beliefs hurt you, my sweet Twyla.]

[pitiful-host]

Who's that little piece of shit bastard radioactive guy

[that's Ray! A very devoted follower of mine! They're really working hard to recruit followers! They're making quite the impression]

[pitiful-host]

Do you have a job

[oh, this is my job. I was originally a psychology major, but I've since dropped that to devote my attention to my dear followers!]