#forgive me tea

[yourstrulyray]

(for safety reasons this is all satire and for shits and giggles please dont cancel tea plea)

i apologize for my absence, but i have an urgent announcement to make.

THE @tea-cake2 CALLOUT POST

since the day i had opened my askbox, the majority i have been receiving were creepy asks. i could smell the stench from where i was sitting. 🤕

i am merely just another person on the internet, minding my own business... until this person, @tea-cake2, existed. i finally built the courage to expose and, hopefully, fully get rid of this weirdo permanently off the web.

this person is absolutely DISGUSTING. filthy, if i may. not demure, not mindful, not cutesy at all. how could you drool over a fictional character that would know better than you!? unbelievable. you should be ashamed of yourself. ms woodstone herself would know better. (you're also probably irish... 🤢)

and that's not the only issue I've been facing behind closed doors.

it added up.

there was more, more, and more of her asks... and it was all just about hetty... what the sigma?

i was practically spiralling. how could such a person ever obsess with a character that does not even coexist with us? there were more productive things they could do, such as clean their room, take a bath ...touch some grass... and honestly, i did try to lean on the brighter side. maybe this was only a short phase and they would get over henrietta.

but i was wrong. very wrong.

did you see that third ask? our... lips were locking...??

this was an invasion of privacy.

no way in skibidi this creep virtually made us kiss... when was the last time they had ever communicated with a person in real life? again its virtual but i can imagine it REEKS from the other side of the screen...

at a reasonable distance so i wouldnt get the plague, i dmed them asking to leave me alone.

nnoooope.

they sure were persistent.... and.... scented.....

i thought this would have all ended because for a short while they stopped sending me asks. not even a single one. so i thought, "oh my cod, is this the end of skibidi hell? am i free?"

oh. my. COD

END MY FUCKING SUFFERING

I CANT LIVE A PEACEFUL DAY WITHOUT THE ONE INSANE HETTY SIMP BREAK INTO MY ASKBOX AND HAVE THEIR SIMPING PRACTICALLY PLAGUE MY ASKS

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I ONLY HAVE 32 ASKS BUT OUT OF ALL THAT SHE MAKES UP 25 ALONE

25 OF MY ASKS. ARE ALL FROM TEA. OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING COD

WHY

I MAY HAVE LOST THE BATTLE BUT IM NOT LOSING THE WAR

WATCH OUT TEA. I HAVENT RIZZED MY LAST GYATT YET

also, trevor lefkowitz would NEVER do that. you are straight up mischaracterizing a fan-favorite character. he is a proper, composed, very demure, very mindful man, and you treat him like he's a drug addict, an alcoholic, and a ladies' man. i can't believe we watch the same show. 🤦‍♂️

also he's dead he cant really.do that

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[revenantghost]

Greetings for new creative year! Orange officially began 2025 production. As well as Trigun Stampede’s 2nd year anniversary, we’d like to celebrate with a greeting. This year we have Trigun Stampede Exhibition in Japan and continue tour efforts in production of Stargaze.

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[buttercup-barf]

The lore reveals @/stringsnwires provides frighten me to no end.

[love-and-doom]

So the rings of powers creators admitted that nenya is galadriel wich means that galadriel is nenya wich in turn makes that scene of sauron/annatar kneeling before galadriel (with his eyes so big as if he were that girl from fallout) in complete awe of nenya's beauty totally platonic, rigth ?

[thinwhitedoc]

STARTUP | Martin Freeman as Phil Rask

[pocketgalaxies]

beau: wait caduceus!

cad: what?

beau: i wanna help you make some tea.

cad: oh ok

beau: CALEB! were you napping?

caleb: no i'm standing right here

beau: do you want some tea?

caleb: of course i want some tea, thank you.

[ediblesilverware]

ᡣ𐭩 Ichihona Stimboard ᡣ𐭩

♥️ 🍎 💙 / X 🩷 X / ♥️ 🍎 💙

[ceceilum]

I don’t like disrupting my 4k words a chapter structure I (loosely) follow, so Chap 27 will be broken into two parts, the smut will basically just be a bonus segment rather than a titled chapter lmao

[greypetrel]

Good morning, sunshine. 😌🌤

Kiss Art February Day 5 - In Bed-the Kiss by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. I do LOVE this painting too, it's so intimate, I had to doodle something. With the right brush, it was a quick happy thing amidst work, with Aisling and Naroa from my original story. :3

[tofangirlonly]

🤝

[bruciemilf]

If you haven't already, can you speak more on the Waynes (Martha & Thomas)?? I just want to know how their older teenage years were shaped and how it looked. If they went to college/uni the what kind of shit did they get up to? The pictures just make me so immersed in their world 💗

I know I rave a lot about Italian Thomas, but consider: His family's from Texas or Georgia and he's just weird enough that he fit in Gotham right in.

I picture him as a football or hockey manager who's got a big heart and the worst temper. This post is brought to you by Battinson, an emo bitch, saying "y'all" by accident around Clark and that boy's brain damn near gives

[dapurinthos]

peering suspiciously at cavan scott for naming dooku's sister 'jenza' because it's basically the female equivalent of 'yan/jan'.

ioannes > john / jens (danish) / jános (hungarian & various other former kievan rus' territories*) > jane/ jensa / janka

[jammyjams1910]

When you have to act all excited for new years but the stupid fucking damn fireworks outside give you a meltdown so intense you can barely breathe

[harpyladyval]

Kaiba: Yugi's the leader, Honda's the muscle, Ryuji's the gambler, and Anzu? Well, she's the girl. Now what are you supposed to be?

Jounouchi: I'M BROOKLYN!

[bitchkovsky]

wanted to share something really funny that's been cracking me up - ive received this lovely sweet comment on one of the gay little patho stories i've written in 2021 domesticating dankovsky like a wet stray cat and all i could think is bless u reader but if you think playing this game is Anything like the cozy ass feeling i was cultivating here you are in for a Harsh vibe check. the first time i played artemy's route i nearly had a panic attack and spent the whole afternoon thinking shadows are following me