#forest is annoying

[yandereshingeki]

me vs wanting to delete most of my old fics because i think they’re actual ass but i’d feel bad about it because some people have enjoyed them

[echo-stimmingrose]

I have funny but first a quick history lesson

In Ancient Athens they had things called ostracons. Basically every year everyone would carve a name of someone they didn't like into a small stone tablet and then submit it. Then they would look at all of the ostracons and if there were too many of one person then they told that person to get tf out. They had ten days to flee Athens and couldn't come back for ten years.

So now I would like you to imagine Dionysus doing a pseudo version of this at Camp Half-blood every month because we all know he LIVES for the drama. (He's stuck there for a hundred years he might as well have some fun)

He would hand out stone tablets (it was very important to him that the names were carved don't ask why) and every person at camp would write a name.

Whoever had their name written down the most would be sent to live in a cabin in the woods for two weeks. If they survived they would be allowed to return to camp.

Mr. D always makes sure there's a crowd around to witness their walk of shame and he takes a picture of said person every month. He keeps them hung up on a wall in the big house.

[yeehawdickthree]

I can’t do it

[lindagoesmushrooming]

A shy snail and a russula mushroom.

[markscherz]

Hello,

Please enjoy these gray tree frogs(I’m pretty sure) that like to hang out around my house. They make me happy :)

I mean, tree frogs always give me joy. You are blessed to have such ready access to them.

[happyheidi]

A lovely generic walk in the woods with Our Generic Queen and her snappy, annoyed aunt (that’s Frida and Moffe, for those who haven’t caught on to all the lunacy that’s been my blog the past days 😂😂) by my moms place 🌿🌳 it’s such a fun forest! Lots of things to see and experience. I spent almost the entire time walking with some garbage I collected (I can’t stand when ppl throw things like a plastic cup (WHYYY??) and other things that don’t belong in nature, in nature, so we cleaned up a little. Look how lovely it is 🌸🌿🍃

[quatregats]

CS Forester once again trying and failing to write this guy in a way that is even remotely heterosexual

[moonymelly]

me when

[milk-box-16]

I finally finished this thing that I had for a month- So, yes it is an AU where it would be the other part of the Subcon Kingdom also putting a bit of my Oc's lore in this case :D

This Au is going to be called "Forget Forest" on the recommendation of a friend

Edit: I just noticed that there are a lot of spelling errors in the description of Blade, but it's fixed now :D

[complicit-rot]

i'm so good at having one word spoken to me and then yip-yapping 6000 words back. until it actually matters

[episims]

Sara "-can you roll around? Like this-"

Duke "Wrrfh."

Emil "I feel like we ought to get him to understand the difference between a dog toy and a chair leg before other commands."

Sara "Aw. But chair legs are yummy too, amirite??"

Emil "Chair legs for you then, more fish for us-"

Sara "Blah, blah. Can you hear a word of what he says, Duke? 'Cause I sure can't."

Becca "Oh... Emil, you didn't need to cook."

Emil "I wanted to try this recipe! Smells good, at least."

Sara "Uh, it does. Figures you're some kind of cooking prodigy, just your kind of nerdy thing to do."

[yandereshingeki]

im still thinking about how i posted this on my story yesterday and the guy i have a crush on liked it��� So embarrassing i know im getting so flustered and kicking my legs over a like on my insta story but AHHHahahasaahsshhsjs

AGAHA its so embarrassing i get so mushy when I have a crush… SOMEBODY PLEASEEE PLEAsseee

[nordsea-horizons]

gyroid forest walk☘️

[gaymarisa]

another strange beast has appeared inside my house

[weekly-whitewing]

Could I request Squirrelflight, Leafpool and Whitewing together (or one of the siblings if it's too many cats)? They don't really have a close bond in the books despite being kin and in the same apprentice generation and I always found it a missed opportunity.

WHITEWING EVERY WEEK NR 20

I feel like Whitepaw would be interested in herbs and pay attention to what Leafpaw is saying while Squirrelpaw is completely distracted by being in the forest adult free.

Whitepaw would be an older sister figure to them, in where she listens to both of them and 100% tries (and fails) to keep them out of trouble.

Unfortunatly canon forgot Whitepaw was older than them, so she can be the sweet baby than¹ the sisters like if you wanna make her younger than Leafie and Skwerl!

Also trying out different styles cuz I am really bored of my old backgrounds lol

[francy-sketches]

aegon is brokenstar coded (child fighting enjoyer) and joffrey is breezepelt coded do you think if they were warriorcats aegon would be joffrey's evil dark forest mentor