#foreman x house

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

in my mind such an important part of hatecrimes md is that everyone has fucked everyone and that the rest of them need desperately to fuck

for example: house/cuddy fucked (normal about it) cameron/chase fucked (normal about it) chase/foreman fucked (fucked once and they both can’t get over it) wilson/chase fucked (normal about it) chase/house fucked (fucked once and chase can’t get over it) stacy/cuddy fucked (in love and dating) cameron/house have not fucked (cam cant get over it) foreman/house have not fucked (it might fix them or make it worse no one’s knows) foreman/cameron have not fucked (it would fix them) cameron/wilson have not fucked (same as foreman/house) house/wilson it could go either way if they have fucked (they did it once and neither of them will ever get over it but they will pretend it never happened bc it happened while wilson was still married) or they have not fucked (that’s what causes all of their problems)

[freakyalex990]

Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

[her-soliloquies]

The art

The artist

[cut-throat-bitch]

House s2 e17, All In, fills me with primal animalistic lust because why do they all look so good

GOD DAMNNNN

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[t4kispace]

started watching House M.D. and im totally OBSESSED . heres all the art ive made for it so far 😵‍💫 i genuinely cannot stop thinking abt these losers

[false-heteros16]

Ever think about the fact that House forces everyone to reprioritize family and human connection—convinces Chase to go see his dad one last time before he leaves, gets Foreman to reconcile with his brother, fires Thirteen (after rehiring her) because he see’s shes happy with her new life and girlfriend— but sabotages his own. Like it must be so fucking painful to truly believe in family, and that bond, but push it away because ultimately you feel inherently unlovable.

[sbeana]

drawing this solely because my friend sent me a tiktok about chase and foreman and i said hey man. im gonna draw them ship style now

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

you wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

[nicholas30]

Basically every episode of House md:

[imasexypotato]

House: I cut my finger

Wilson: I can kiss it so it’ll get better

House: ...That doesn't work

Wilson: Of course it does!

*Later that day*

House: I need you guys to punch me in mouth

Foreman & Chase: Fucking finally *Don’t even hesitate*

[hilsonamore]

WE FIND OUT KUTNER WAS A HIGH-SCHOOL BULLY, CUDDY IS BECOMING A MUM, WILSON GOT HOUSE A VERY EXPENSIVE MEDICAL BOOK A YEAR AGO AND WROTE “Greg, made me think of you” IN GIRLY HANDWRITING THAT MADE EVERYONE THINK HOUSE WAS SEEING SOMEONE/HAD A SECRET ADMIRER AND THIRTEEN & FOREMAN ARE KISSING IN THE SAME FUCKING EPISODE WTFFFFF?!?!?!?!

[her-soliloquies]

Out of context House screencaps round three

[cut-throat-bitch]

Me and all my bitches

[glossglamour]

GUYS .

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