#forbidden boops

[bearotonin-international]

why must the snoot look like this when it is so forbidden to boop 😭😭???

[victusinveritas]

[malinastharlock]

Boop!

[qqueenofhades]

OKAY BUT HOW DO YOU BooooOooooOooOOOOOO.

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

Boops will survive the Faro Plague. Boops will survive the purging of APOLLO. Boops are eternal and Sylens cannot escape being booped.

[mechazushi]

*I know this looks weird, bare with me for a second...*

They're naturally at forehead smooching height.

[hellcheercaine]

Like us, Seyka misses the booping.

(I suppose it’s been a while since we have the boop function?)

[robotsafari]

"Hey, I did my part. I brought the princess didn't I?" textless version under the cut:

[fuckyeah-bears]

Meanwhile over on bearotonin:

I need y’all to understand that I AM OVERWHELMED! TUMBLR IS OVERWHELMED! MY PHONE IS OVERWHELMED! WE! ARE! ALL! OVERWHELMED!

[horny-screenshots]

[noriko04]

@scarletfantasia

I had a good booping fight with you yesterday. The only thing I regret is that sleep took me too soon, so I didn't get to master the forbidden techniques that the evil wizard @elt used on me. I hope we'll get to see something similar on Tumblr again so I can have a proper revenge.

In the meantime, I return with affection (and a bit of mischief too :3) all the little super boops you gave me when I logged out (yes the evil one too ehe I'll remeber that XD).

[bearotonin-international]

My oh my what a boopable snoot. Why oh why so forbidden to boop?

[haruckio]

It's in times like this I love Tumblr, all the different boop memes that has come out of this, actually very funny, made my day!

[qqueenofhades]

I'm trying to figure out the super boop before I go to sleep. I haven't been on tumblr but for the last half hour or so, any advice?

If you go to someone's blog (presuming they have boops enabled) the pawprint appears on the right side of the screen, like so:

If you press on the paw and hold it down until it twirls (for around 5 seconds) it will prompt you to super boop. If you hold it longer until it twirls twice, you can Evil Boop. If you do a super boop and then immediately a regular boop, it can (well, sometimes) do a bOooOooOoooOOO. This seems to work better if you hold down the paw for a little longer when doing the regular boop (enough to make the button shimmy a bit) and then let go.

I am extremely excited, as last time I did not know this either and was stuck doing only boring old regular boops like a fool. Now, however, I have unlocked Unlimited Boopage Power and will use it upon everyone within range until midnight on November 1 or whenever staff sadly take them away from us again, whichever comes first. I pass on my secrets to you. Go forth and seize ye the paws of power.

[sins-of-the-sea]

Kwasan raises its head from where it was sitting on a coil.

Are you taking suggestions?

Of course, this was only internal monologue. In reality all it did was hiss softly.

"Now now, let's not get into a little hissy fit," Guy teases as he affectionately strokes Kwasan's head with his finger. "As much as having you come with me to make my raid easier...

"I have to take the lives myself--directly--with my own hands. If someone else killed anyone before I do, it won't count. Either with my swords, my fingers, or my fire. Because I killed my brother myself with malicious intent, I sent him to my Master, and now, my Master is going to punish my Crew for my careless mistake if I don't rectify it. He is asking for souls. So I will give him souls.

"Don't worry. I'll target wicked souls--slavers, abusers, murderers, and traffickers. Souls no one will miss. The Master tends to prefer souls deeply drowning in their vices anyway. If I can capture other people who hurt those I care about directly, then I'll kill them a thousand times over instead. Over and over. And then hand them to the Master on a silver platter."

Guy then strokes Kwasan's head one last time. "I'm sorry you had to hear and see this side of me, mon petit. I don't want anyone to see this. Not the Maestro and Monsieur Cogsworth, not any of my paramours, no one. I don't want you to see what I or any one of us do in soul raids. The tally will add to my soul and empower my Master. As long as I am bound to him through my pact, then I forfeit any right to have a safe, normal, happy life as a human soul."

He then stares.

"Hahaha! I'll bet you don't understand a thing I just said, don't you? Don't worry, I'll feed you and give you another hat when I come back. I won't be long." He then gets up to leave.

[afternoonapocalypse]

7, 43, 55

Ooh, thank you! (From this ask post.)

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

Oh buddy. Oh man. This is the easiest question I have ever had the joy to answer. A big bear. Any day. Every day. I fucking love bears and it would be a goddamn honor to be mauled by one.

43. Are you stubborn?

Haha, yeah. I can be hella stubborn. But not always unyieldingly so…

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Pumpkins are botanically speaking fruits, so I’m gonna say pumpkin pie. But blackberry pie can be close behind.