#polar snoots

[bearotonin-international]

My oh my what a boopable snoot. Why oh why so forbidden to boop?

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no you really can’t

[andiinaraethtash]

Saw a post about kittens doing bleps. Here is my dog doing a blep.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

for every note I get on this post I will go give the miniature polar bear/four legged baby harp seal that lives in my house an extra kiss on the snoot

the snoot in question ^

[1988-fiend]

@onbearfeet

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

[heymrspatel]

Julissa! I love that gif that Nosho sent. It’s like….perfect Ian and Mickey. Mickey is the polar bear who keeps seeing some dumbass seal following him around and then seal!Ian comes up to him and licks his nose. And polarbear!Mickey is like ok…..that was weird but I’m into it. (This is a stupid ask, feel free to delete😅)

omg calli!!! tumblr ate this ask, how dare!! i'm sorry!

^ the gif nosho blessed me with

the gif made me scream and this ask made me scream even harder!!! just a lil lick on the snoot 🥹 mickey immediately becomes overly protective of the dorky ass seal that pops his head out of the water to look at him every day!

thank you for sending this, calli! not stupid at all, would never delete! 🥰

[neondreamsicle]

Fiance and i left the house at 7am intending to go to the Minnesota state fair, but when we finally got there, there was no parking left and 10 bajillion people flooding through the front gates, so we decided to go to Como Zoo instead, which was blessedly free of sardine crowding.

These are the best photos i got:

In that last pic, the sign in front of me says not to pose for photos in that room. If i didn't, would i be the sassy nerd??

I'm especially proud of the polar snoot boop shot. I honestly thought i hadn't caught it 'cause it happened so fast.

Bonus koi (this golden fella was about 14 inches long, the biggest in the pond and the only one with wisdom whiskers):

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Maruru our beloved wet polar beast smiling big for Wet Beast Wednesday!

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@熊本市動植物園

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whatever you do, do NOT listen to the urge to roll down the window and boop the snoot

[spaceumbredoggos]

So much for stardust Chapter three (I finally got around to updating this.)

Bill’s eye radiated pride as I was struggling to wake myself up. He circled me, transforming into a snarling honey badger with serrated claws and snapping sharp teeth.

“You won’t tell Sixer anything. Or your Gran!!!!”

A small urge of defiance flowed through me. “Are you really gonna stop me?”

Bill snapped his teeth around my throat, causing blood to rise in my mouth. White hot pain surged through me, causing me to flail in pain. Bill grew larger and larger until he was the size of a polar bear, serrated sharp teeth digging deeper into my neck. His claws dug into my shoulders. The black side of him was slowly fading to yellow.

“Don’t you forget, Zie Zie!!! You’re mine!!! My toy to play with and discard, only to dig out of the trash and piece it back together!!!” He chucked me across the room with his fangs, battering me against the wall of the hospital. Blood stained the wall as I slid down it, my breaths raspy and harsh. My head rung with pain as I laid there, eyes spinning.

“Next time, don’t try to defy me.” Bill placed his hand on my head, forcing me to look at him. He shoved me into the wall again as I felt my ribs crack. More blood pooled from my mouth. Just let it end. I tried to move. To thrash. Usually, if I try hard enough in a dream to do something, my body does it for real and it wakes me up. But what can I do if I’m beat to a pulp?

Bill disappeared into the shadows, leaving me to lie lifeless against the wall for hours. My mind spun as I tried to get a grasp on if I was dreaming or not. I shook from shock and terror, bracing myself for Bill’s return.

Suddenly, I was shaken awake by Ford. He breathed a sigh of relief. The room was dark and lit only by his phone’s flashlight.

“The power went out.”

“How does the power go out in a hospital?” I tried to meet his ice blue eyes, trying my best not to flinch as Ford stitches up one of the cuts on my shoulder from the nightmare.

“How are nightmares able to hurt me?”

For a while, Ford didn’t respond. He held me up as I started to seize. He poured water on the cuts on my neck where Bill’s claws dug in.

“It’s not unheard of for Bill to physically hurt his victims in their dreams.” He gazed at me worriedly, noticing how little I was moving. I suddenly took in my surroundings, noticing how it wasn’t a typical hospital setting. Panicking, I started to thrash, but stopped immediately from exhaustion.

“Where am I? Where’s Gran?”

Ford sighed, looking me in the eyes. “You’re gonna have to stay with me for a while.”

“Wah? Why?”

“Because Bill is becoming too dangerous. Imagine if he hurt someone in your family.”

The news hit me like a ton of bricks. I never thought he would hurt someone like Gran or Uncle John. Still, the unfamiliarity of my surroundings made me panic more.

“I know you’re scared Kenz. And you’re not keen on trusting me right now.” Ford’s tone was soft and empathetic, enough to get me to relax a little. “I’m still extremely concerned on how lethargic you are from the fight. Considering how panicked you seem to be, you are just letting me treat your wounds with little or no resistance.”

I ignored his words as my gaze turned to a pair of brown eyes in the distance. The tippy taps of feet were enough to calm me down as a cold wet nose and a wagging tail indicated that the brown eyes belonged to a dog. Specifically a yellow Labrador puppy. The pup jumped straight up on the bed and placed its head on my neck, calming me down further.

“Stan! Get your dog out of my private study!!”

The pupper whined and licked my face, calming me down. An old man who looked similar to Ford walked into the room. “Holy shit. You are a Rogers, Kenz.”

“H-hey Stan…” I gave the pupper some pets on the head. Ford gazed at Stan in confusion. “What do you mean that they are a Rogers?”

“Look at how much they love Rusty over here.”

“Aww!!! Is your name Rusty? Who’s a good boi Rusty!!! You need your snoot booped ‘cause you’re a labbydoor!!!! Yes you are!!! Yes you are!!!”

Ford burst out laughing at me sweet talking the puppy. Stan chuckled, sitting down next to me. “Found him tied into a bag in the Gravity Falls lake when I was out for a walk. Took him out of it and raised him under my wing. And yet it chooses you as it’s human.”

“Dogs gravitate towards me. I’ll be playing Pokemon go in the park and someone’s dog will just approach me and give me a kiss. I always stop to say hi to the labydors. Especially old ones in wheelchairs that give the best kisses.”

Rusty’s comforting presence was calm enough to coax me back to sleep. I can’t believe I have to stay here. But at least Rusty makes me feel more at home.

[phoenixfyreryn]

There's a running joke in my family - if Cathy dies, it's because she tried to pet something she shouldn't... just like her Mother... so yes, I would have rolled down the window a bit to try to boop the snoot or stroke the fur, even though I rightfully know we're prey for polar bears

[gatecoeur]

“You may boop the snoot.”

“ONCE.”

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Black Butler x reader headcanons, but it’s only the characters I think deserve more attention.

Ash Landers

🤍💜 If you managed to get Ash to fall for you, good job. This angel is SO PICKY when it comes to a s/o. I doubt anyone but the purest of heart could turn his pretty head. Seriously. He’s like a unicorn or something.

🤍💜 Absolutely devoted to his s/o. If you’re looking for a loyal doormat, Ash is your angel. He will cook, clean, and do basically whatever you need him to. Seriously, all you have to do is ask.

🤍💜 Definitely takes everything way too seriously, so avoid joking requests like, oh, i dunno, “could you light London on fire for me?” He will. Don’t test him.

🤍💜 I feel like his favorite dates would be either sitting at home and chatting over a cup of tea, or someplace high up. He’s an Angel, after all. He likes to be near the sky.

🤍💜 Yes, he will fly you around. Unless you’re scared of heights.

🤍💜 Can and will fight anyone who even looks at you wrong. You might want to keep hold of his arm so he doesn’t get himself charged with arson and murder.

🤍💜 Very gentle, and shy with physical affection. He doesn’t want to taint such a pure being! You are going to have to just tackle him. He will NEVER admit it, but he loves physical affection more than anything. He also loves complements and praise. 

🤍💜 Overall, a wonderful catch of a man- well, angel. He will definitely treat you right :)

Snake

🤍💛 Oh he’s such a cute little shy bean! All you’d have to do was give him a singular complement and he’d be head over heels for you. If you like snakes, even better! His friends will love you too :)

🤍💛 rarely speaks for himself. You might have to try behavior training to get him to tell you what HE says, instead of what his snakes are saying. Not that he ever really disagrees with his snakes, but still.

🤍💛 Yeah his snakes do a lot of the flirting for him, and they all have WILDLY different ways of going about it. Wordsworth, as the refined gentleman he is, gives very good complements. Emily likes to be in charge of planning dates. Goethe is very friendly and will ask how your day’s been (even if he just asked the same question five minutes ago!). Oscar is the problem snake. He’s a lil naughty noodle. More often than not, his comments are not translated (”Oscar! He can’t say THAT! Says emily”).

🤍💛 Very very shy about physical affection, but if you give it to him he will be addicted. Like, very addicted. He’s particularly fond of cuddling. He likes to be warm :)

🤍💛 Oh gosh if you complement his scales he will melt. He’s so self conscious and probably always worried that people with judge you harshly if he’s seen with you. 

🤍💛 Defend him from bullies and you’ll have his loyalty forever. He will. Not. Leave. Your. Side. (Is that really such a bad thing? He’s so cute-)

🤍💛 Oh gosh please be gentle with him he’s such a fragile little noodle- Always speak with a gentle tone. He’s very sensitive to criticism.

🤍💛 Yes, you can hold his snakes. Yes, you can boop their little snoots. Just be gentle.

Charles Grey

🤍💙 Just don’t be a boring, beige colored, saltine cracker of a person and he’ll love you. By that I mean, actually have a personality. Be funny! Challenge him! Keep things interesting!

🤍💙 This man is a five year old trapped in a grown man’s body. Just look at that smug face. Does he look like a mature adult to you? He’d probably go to a carnival with you if you asked him. AND he’d win you all the prizes. He’s just that good.

🤍💙 Buys you lots of expensive gifts. He’s filthy stinking rich, after all. Will also take you on the most extravagant dates. I hope you like fancy food (and lots of it!) :)

🤍💙 He already knows how awesome he is, but tell him anyway. Are you just feeding his already over-large ego? Yes. Should you stop? Absolutely not. The way he puffs out his chest and shows off is just the cutest thing!  Like one of those funny birds of paradise.

🤍💙 Being best friends with Phipps is a requirement. They’re a packaged deal. Which is funny, considering they’re polar opposites. Phipps has been dealing with Charlie’s shit for years now, he’s happy to have you around to lighten the load.

🤍💙 Boundaries? What are those? This little shit is all up in your business 24/7 and hates when you don’t pay attention to him. Absolutely loves physical affection. Not even the slightest bit shy about it. Prepare to be absolutely smothered with affection.

🤍💙 Would you like to learn fencing? He’d be delighted to teach you! Even more so if you happen to be good at it. This bastard loves a challenge!

🤍💙 He’s scared of ghosts and snakes, and you can DEFINITELY use that to your advantage. He will deny his fears till the day he dies, but it’s pretty obvious how terrified he is. You can get some pretty funny reactions out of him with a well-placed rubber snake! He’ll pout about it for a while, but after a bit he’ll come right back. Be warned: if you give him a particularly good scare he might end up in your bed that night. (He’s TOTALLY not scared, he just wants to make sure you’re ok!)

Aleister Chambers

✨❤️ Buckle up, buttercup. If you’re actually here for this man, i applaud your unique tastes. Not everyone can handle this bastard.

✨❤️ If you have a female body, congrats! You’re his type! Hope you didn’t want to get rid of him any time soon, because you will be stuck with his dramatic ass from the first time he lays eyes on you. And he has plot armor. 

✨❤️ Yes. He is very, very, very dramatic. If you’re reading this, you’ve likely seen the show and you know EXACTLY how he acts. If you say even ONE insulting thing to him, he will act like you’ve stabbed him with a sword and flop onto the nearest piece of furniture, moaning about how you’ve wounded his feelings. It’s really funny, actually.

✨❤️ Will spoil you with extravagant gifts. He’s rich, what did you expect? He has SCARY good tastes, and will pick the best outfits for you. Don’t ask how he found out your size for… well, anything.

✨❤️ Oh he’s so clingy. Constantly wants your attention. I really don’t know what else to say, but it shouldn’t come as a surprise that he is NOT shy with physical affection. If physical affection is your love language, you’ll be in heaven with this man.

✨❤️ Get ready for some WEIRD pet names. Hands up, who’s surprised? Nobody? Thought so. Sure, he COULD use normal pet names, but it’s much more fun to come up with his own. If you give him a weird pet name, he’ll be absolutely delighted. Go ahead, see who can come up with the strangest nickname. It’ll be fun.

✨❤️ Honestly it’s worth it to endure him just for the free entertainment. His natural personality is so over-the-top extravagant that even just sitting at home with him is like watching a comedy skit. He gets way too excited about absolutely everything, and will randomly start spinning like he’s a glitched video game character.

✨❤️ He loves to dance! And throw extravagant parties where he can show you off to everyone. 

✨❤️ Over all, is he a creep? Yes. But he’s also funny, pretty, and rich. So in all actuality, he’s a pretty decent catch.

Drossel Keinz

🧡💙 If you’re here for this man- er- puppet, congratulations, you are one of the only groups with more unique tastes than the Aleister simps. I’m honestly just writing him because he’s funny and i like his funky, jerky movements.

🧡💙 Achievement get! Acquire stalker (provoke any kind of positive feelings from the creepy puppet man)

🧡💙 Yeah he’s gonna stalk you for a while. He might not even approach you at all. He’s just curious about these ‘feelings’.

🧡💙 If he does approach you, it’s gonna be awkward as fuck. Seriously. He has no idea how to properly socialize, much less flirt. (Haha relatable)

🧡💙 every time he’s confused he does his little 90 degree head tilt. He’s confused a lot. He’s trying his best, ok? He quite literally has straw for brains.

🧡💙 If you’re artistic, he’d love to do art things with you. He’d also really love to show you his puppet collection. Hope you didn’t like sleeping :)

🧡💙 He’s not great at affection in general, but he tries. Sometimes his complements come off as creepy. Awkward head pats. So many awkward head pats. His skin feels like wood, and he smells like sawdust.

🧡💙 Be patient and explain things to him. He’s not great at feelings yet. Also very bad at even recognizing his feelings. Talking through feelings stuff with him is a great way to bond.

Gregory Violet

🖤💜 Anime onlys buckle up because some of the characters you only see in the manga are the best. Case in point, this art goth. 

🖤💜 I feel like he would go for a more introverted s/o. Especially someone who’s artistic, like him. Not certain how two introverts get together, but whatever.

🖤💜 He’s a little eccentric, but that’s just part of his charm. Where else are you gonna find a cutie that likes to blow bubbles in his tea? 

🖤💜 Unlike with other people, if he says he’s gonna draw you, he’ll actually draw you. He won’t make you stay posed for five hours while he draws everything BUT you (rip Greenhill).

🖤💜 You want to draw him? He’s a little shy, but i’m sure you can convince him to pose for you. He wants you to be happy, after all.

🖤💜 Café dates!! And art museum dates!! You should definitely attend his concerts as well. Make sure to complement his dancing afterwards! He’s a little embarrassed about having to dance in front of crowds. Remember, he doesn’t like dancing to begin with.

🖤💜 You might have to pester him for a bit, but he will give you private performances. Will it be the whole P4? Probably not. He wouldn’t want to bother his friends with something so silly. Besides, you’re his, not theirs. 

🖤💜 He sings wonderfully. I imagine him having a low baritone kind of voice. The songs he sings for concerts often get stuck in his head (much to his annoyance), so sometimes you can hear him singing in the shower. 

🖤💜 Unlike literally everybody else on this list, Violet is not clingly. He’ll give you your space when you need it. He needs his space too.

🖤💜 Not very physically affectionate. He’s pretty strictly traditional and what not, so you might have to beg him for kisses. Unfortunately, his lipstick doesn’t really taste like anything.

🖤💜 He’s actually really low maintenance and pretty self sufficient. Probably one of the best picks on this list, if i’m being completely honest.

[bearotonin-international]

@pictures-of-dogs​  snoofing

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[kaijuposting]

I’m bored and I have an astrology app, so I’m writing kaiju-themed horoscopes. Aries: Your love of tall people is going to take a turn for the monstrous. Just know there are no takesie-backsies on any love confessions you find yourself compelled to make. Taurus: There’s nothing like a giant monster to make you confront the immense scale of the universe, but like, “kaiju rodeo” probably isn’t the best coping mechanism here.  Gemini: Please double-check to make sure your kaiju-fighting mech isn’t stuck in reverse before you take off; it’s always awkward when that happens. Cancer: Yes, the giant monster will love you for making them dinner. This could absolutely be the start of a beautiful new relationship. Leo: If you’re feeling a bit sluggish, try writing poetry about your favorite kaiju. The world must know how cute and precious they are. Virgo: Trouble pulling everything together? Can’t think clearly? Yeah, that’s because you need to let go and let your inner monster out. Libra: Polite society generally frowns on eating buildings, but I’ve heard the financial district is extra tasty today. Scorpio: I know it’s tempting to sit around and sulk about it all day, but activating your laser breath can be quite cathartic. Sagittarius: The world won’t actually end if you give in to your “forbidden desire” to kiss a kaiju on the snoot, I promise. Capricorn: The problem is that you forgot the reverse the polarity on your brain. Once you fix that, you can talk to all the kaiju you want.

[heymrspatel]

my beloved, did you know that today is

✨🐻🌷World Bear Day🌷🐻✨

a day honoring, according to google, "the mammals that have large and cute features?"

here is a polar bear for you ~

i love you very much and hope that you have the cutest world bear day anyone has ever had! 💜🌸

✨🐻🌷WORLD BEAR DAY?!?!🌷🐻✨

omg omg jessie! thank you for bringing this to my attention, i had no idea! they DO have large and cute features! have you seen their snoots? their paws? their ears?? wtf!!!

I LOVE YOU! i love that polar bear! i'm going to stare at it all day and giggle! 🥰💙🐻🐼🐻‍❄️✨