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Cocktails for two with a view 🍸✨
Good night my friends 😘😴
#lifestyle#myuploads#aesthetic#cocktails#for two#with a view#couple#elegant lady#lady in red#backless#good night
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I love being a graphic design major and there's drama :) bc you're like GASP graphic design?? What could there possibly be drama about??
#well for one#yogurt#and how yogurt smells#for two#thumbnails#so many goddamn thumbnails#perhaps#omg my teacher doesn't like me???#maybe ur annoying#ever think of that#anyway
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Would he?
#itv endeavour#endeavour itv#fred thursday#jim strange#roger allam#sean rigby#muse#fred: thank u for fostering my feral cat of a sergeant jim u r the real one#id do it myself but for one we don't have space#for two#i love myself too much#joking aside though GOD i love strange#look at al his facial expressions#also#often i want to hold morse by the shoulders and shake him yelling#do you KNOW how much you are loved??? are you blind?#my gifs
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my psych was telling me how it might be better for my mental health to adopt pets with longer lifespans, n I was like, yeah, okay, I already have a cat, probly gonna stick with cats, that makes sense- and then she follows it up with, "like parrots! have you considered a bird? some parrots live to be 80 years old!" and I was. when I say I was speechless
#jay says a thing#im not a bird guy for one#for two#i would like to not be caring for a pet bird when i am so so elderly#also big parrots shouldnt be kept in captivity and theyre the ones with longer lifespans usually
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I forgot google docs was an app
THE GRIND CONTINUES (I say and keel over dead)
#lmao you can see my bad signal#anywho#I might promote this here if I post it#might not because for ONE#it might not be peoples cup of tea because it’s honkai#for TWO#I dunno that’s it#anyway the chapter name is a work in progress egghhhhhh
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Razum-dar: Detective, this is a crime scene.
Veya, grabbing ice cream from the victim’s fridge: What, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick!
#incorrect quotes#elder scrolls#elder scrolls online#eso#razum dar#veya releth#source: vine#oh yeah probably a good time to mention#the sb-verse is effectively an eye of the queen veya au#nocty still pulls her manipulative crap but is less direct in her approach#pretending to be veya's subconscious rather than just outright identifying herself#in order to have a pawn to work through on the inside#because for one#veya training under raz would've been legitimately one of the best dynamics to come out of the franchise#^^^ case in point ^^^#we got fuckin ROBBED#and i will stand by this assertion till the day the universe collapses in on itself#for two#yes she was VERY much in a bad place at the end of the balmora arc#but given the crux of her mental catastrophe was the utter shattering of what little trust she had in fundamental figures in her life#i just don't see her placing trust in ANYONE who didn't do something significant enough to earn it#much less an extraplanar entity who just started talking directly into her mind out of NOWHERE#and for three#i'm admittedly just a complete sucker for ''it gets better'' arcs#aside from lucius who's a full-blown antagonist#it's kinda the common thread between all my vestiges' storylines and individual arcs#plus given the surprising amount of common ground between veya's trauma and khoshekh's#there is no nay in oblivion i wasn't gonna explore the FUCK out of that narrative potential#so yeah#tags ramble over
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they should invent a roleplaying that stops and starts whenever you want and gives you instant replies. by the way if you mention anything ai related on this post you die instantly
#i mean 1 questionable ethics#but 2 as someone who is morally bankrupt and honestly part of the demographic who'd be negatively affected anyway:#It Isn't The Fucking Same.#for one i canot rape the robot#for TWO#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!!
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keep driving - Harry Styles
#harry styles#harrystyles#harryshouse#harrys house#keep driving#egg yolks#pancakes#for two#keep driving harry styles#maple syrup coffee pancakes for two#egg yolk hash browns i will always love you
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I FOUND THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL IMAGE SAHJASBHASBJASHJASHJAS
i havent been able to get this out of my head for days HELLO
#❄.txt#for one gene looks high as fuck (as per usual)#for two#HELLO????????? WHYS GENE LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT IM FUCKINH CACKLING#RECONSIDER THIS QUEEN YOURE BETTER THAN THIS YOU CAN FIND A BETTER MAN 🙏#'oh they definitely fucked' *nodding* yeah. they definitely fucked
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they shrimply have GOT to invent a pair of socks that is the exact pair of socks i wear every day so i don’t have to wear subpar socks for the two days out of the week bc they need to be washed…
#and no buying another pair from the same branf is not an option#bc for one#i don’t remember where i got them#for two#fhese are extra soft and cozy bc theyve been worn in just enough …#a new pair would not be as nice…#im gonna be so sad when they start wearing holes…#newt speaks
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Dinner with a view for two in Tuscany 🍷🍷
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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I think she’d respect his methodology
#i love this trope. all two versions of it#petrigrof#billford#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#adventure time#bill cipher#golbetty#betty grof#simon petrikov#ice king#simon x betty#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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