#for the tags ig

[kindlingofsorts]

all i want to do is listen to the magnus archives, unfortunately god made me in his image and i am a fucking coward so when night falls i have to think happy thoughts so the fucking Horrors don’t get me.

[pussypopstiel]

I can feel myself slowly turning into my father and I don’t even have the same reasons to turn into him that he did

[sharpstake]

Genuinely Matthias would be 30% more normal if he wasn’t a millionaire. Wealth has like. Rotted his brain. Touch grass and let your bare feet strike the earth or something my dude you’re swimming in the delusions of grandeur sauce

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[punnifullife]

funnier in my head but we're all thinking the same thing, right? jason:

[fraternum-momentum]

messy eater

[ashildrs]

my inner monologue on repeat everytime im in the tag

[goldensunset]

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

[saphushia]

btw. i made this quick guide of some of the natural size and proportion reference points in the human body. of course this all varies even irl, and you can stylize however you want, so ymmv but thought it might be helpful for some folks.

[brittlebodies]

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

[zipquips]

i don't want to be the glue that holds my family together. i don't want to be the only thing keeping my dysfunctional family from shattering into pieces. i don't want to pick up extra familial roles because my family members can't maintain healthy relationships with each other. i don't want to be the only thing keeping everyone from tearing each other apart before drifting apart

[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

[creantzy]

I just think this line was neat…

The first one in this row was me scrolling through blending modes and noticing this one has poster potential so yeah-

[cadriona]

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

(more up to date version here because holy fuck did this escalate)

[isjasz]

when the. the. the 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

[folansstuff]

Waking up to a broken dishwasher the day after I told the plumber who fixed it everything was fine is a kind of curse I didn't really want to bring upon myself