#for some forgotten joke on my main idk

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Item for a spelljammer cook with an insatiable appetite?

Here, this oughtta help tamp that hunger down. Item: Baja Blast Whiz

[therepudiatedimmortals]

Top five albums

OK this one's really rough but ill try. actually ill cheat and add a bunch of honorable mentions.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER either because im having a hard time ranking them

The Electric Lady

I have a lot of love for concept albums in general so i guess this is a bit of a general pick for the whole archandroid series of albums as a whole but this one has a lot of songs that get me every time... dont put what an experience and a bottle of wine next to me

BURN PYGMALION!!! A better guide to romance

Previous statement still applies. This one i have a lot of love for partially bc I was super into the scary jokes when it dropped so i get nostalgic about it. But idk the themes of the album get to me and its a rly good listen...

Mother Earth's Plantasia

Very fun and interesting album conceptually and sound wise. If the songs werent already fun to listen to the fact theyre dedicated to different plants is really cute to me. enough to put it here.

Cancion animal

I've posted aboutit a lot so it was predictable that it would end here but cmon. It's just good everything all around. Good melody good horny tones good lyrics. What's there not to love

Superficies de placer

Culo. 2. I think maybe Locura might be the better album but I think this one's still very fun. And ausencia is one of my favorite songs so i had to pick this one

Honorable mentions

Boingo

Overall its not that great of an album but i like the weird song length and direction they took the album in, and while i cant recommend it going Yeah this is a Great Album you'll Enjoy some songs like Mary and Change i have a lot of fondness for

The Sunlandic Twins

i mean its literally got the song in my url i had to at least add it here.

Alta Suciedad

World's Strongest Dog

I'd forgotten about this one until i had to look up albums to answer the asks and man. I couldn't add it to the main list bc its been so long since i had listened to it but it's really good. go check it out

[faolanmoon]

Random Short Solomon headcannons

Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.

He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”

Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.

100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)

He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.

Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.

Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.

Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.

Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.

Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.

Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.

When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.

Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.

Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.

Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.

Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.

And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.

Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.

None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.

[thefreshchannel]

Ok i finished it, here are my final thoughts

I did not care for the winner smh i was rooting for the other one lol need the alternate ending.

Favs: axel and scary girl. Cannot believe they never interacted? U mean to tell me scary girl never approached axel about her weapons?? Sounds fake.

Overall thoughts: the season has great animation, overall kinda mid. I think its the same as tdroti where they kinda make u wanna root for some characters bc theyre nice but u end up rooting for the bad guys cause theyre more interesting and end up eliminating good characters pretty early on which kind of affected how i view this season as a stand alone thing.

In regards to the relationships portrayed, this is a big step for fresh “we cant show gay characters bc its too political” tv. Like it wasnt handled awful or in a joking manner and i like how respectful and supportive even? Now in the other hand u got emma and chase which like. Cant be t0tal drama WITHOUT at least one bad relationship. Really disappointed w emma’s character as the story developed.

Idk what i expected, but it certainly was not that.Its not a bad watch but would i sit through it again? Probably not. TD still has its writing flaws and have gotten…VERY uncomfortable w their fart stuff and their vmit stuff. I mean i guess in the end its for kids and they think fart jokes are funny for the kids but. Idk why center a whole episode around it and. Detail it the way it was? I have not forgotten about the dramarama gremlin, i know theyre into stuff there. Also a lot of the characters are pretty one dimensional. It can get pretty boring to watch really if youre not invested in the remaining characters lol. They have a couple good lines here and there. Was i entertained? Yeah. Overall it does its job. Theres drama, theres funny teens. It sure does do the bare minimum of being a td season at the least. I guess if you’re like the one dude and never watched tdi and this would be the main introduction to the show…it would be a decent start. Surely enough there will be someone u root for. 6/10

Ranking of seasons as of now: (i dont count dramarama as a td season)

1. TDI

2. TDWT

3. RR

4. TDA

5. TD23

6. TDROTI

7. TDPI

8. TDAS

that is all

[whimsiboy]

hey relationship side of tumblr,, i need some help---

ok so, this happened a few days ago (around 2-3 days) but it's still on my mind and i'm still iffy about it

ok so, a little explanation beforehand, i am a genderfluid abro person but usually just say i'm enby and pan (those are what i would consider my main gender/sexuality) and my bf is a cishet man,

a couple days ago, me and my bf were hanging out with some mutual friends, a majority of my friends including the friend group me and my bf share is all cishet men that are really big allies, and randomly, during a conversation about siblings, my bf said that he was deliberately misgendering his AFAB enby sibling because his sibling apparently hates him, when i told him that was messed up, disrespectful, and transphobic, he tried to defend himself by saying that his sibling would do the same to him if the roles were reverse and that it was a joke, during the conversation he was repeatedly calling his sibling "she" and "sister" as if his sibling was not enby at all, the convo happened nearing the end of lunch break at school so it fizzled out and got forgotten when we had to go our separate ways for our classes, but it's been on my mind. my bf is my biggest ally, when i came out to him as enby he switched over to using they/them as if he always had, and always corrects people who misgender me since i have social anxiety and fear being seen as rude for correcting people who misgender me. nearing the end of the conversation, i related my bf calling the transphobia a joke to saying if someone was doing fatphobia and calling plus-sized people really mean names and then said it was a joke trying to get off scott free because my bf would be considered a plus-sized person, he said that was fair then we went to our classes.

me and my bf have been dating for over half a year (around 7-9 months, i forget) and i really love him so i don't wanna break up with him but this really threw me off and idk what to do.

edit: me and my bf have never really had an argument or argument-type thing before because me and him are both really respectful with each other and try to stay away from arguments by talking out our problems, which is really what happened here but not exactly

[eurydicees]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO RECOMMEND 'BLUE LOCK' TO YOUUUU!!! IT'S SO GOOD!! PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!

OH MY GOD YES OKAY I AM SOOOOO GLAD TO HEAR YOU ASK ABT THIS BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY INSANE OVER ALL OF IT. I AM UNWELL. I AM NOT ACTING NORMAL ABOUT THIS STORY.

okay anyways now that i've gotten that out of the way. oh my god okay favorite characters lets do this

tbh i am soooo in love with, like, 99% of them. the only character i am actually annoyed by is barou but i also feel like he could grow on me with a few more chapters, yk? oh! just to clarify, i've read up to chp 71!! so some spoilers up until then incoming :) i'm a little insane as i get ready to keep reading. i skipped out on a party to do this LMAO. so favorites! but not in any order because i can't do that!

bachiraaaaa!!! oh my god he is my boy. he is everything to me. just,,, you expect me to read the words "there is a monster inside of me" and expect me to NOT go insane abt it? he plays because it's fun and he's at blue lock to find someone who has the same monster, the same desire and passion, he is SO much and i am obsessed with it. literally the moment he stole the ball from isagi in the tag game they played, i KNEW. he's my type of character fr. rin telling him that "you're searching for someone with your soccer" i'm gonna fucking scream. oh and also he's the sleepy boy representation that i need, so.

^^things i'm not !!! ok !!!!!! about !!!!!

reo.... i just think he has sooooo many issues and they are so so so interesting. like, this is a character who gets everything he wants and then the one thing he really desires is just out of his reach. he is so broken up about nagi, too, and i loooove to see that in my pathetic little men. top ten things that had made me insane so far: reo saying "have you forgotten our promise" in reference to him saying they're going to be the best in the world, followed immediately by nagi saying that he's the one who's forgotten their promise, in reference to reo saying "let's play soccer." i'm literally howling at the moon. screeching at the sun like a bat. i am going crazy over this.

^^^reo you literally have so many problems and i NEED to see you self-destruct

isagi!! tbh idk if i'm really usually a main character person, but i'm a little in love with isagi. he's just. SO interesting. every time he talks about devouring other players' skills and making them his own....i am literally losing my mind. in the game against chigiri, kunigami, and reo, when isagi talks about devouring barou's darkness and turning it into light....catch me literally screaming out loud about him. his growth and "leveling up" is SO much fun to watch/read and i AM dying over it. every time he learns a new weapon or figures out how to better use one, i AM in my bed pumping my fist and screaming go best friend you go best friend!!! i believe the next chp is the game against bachira, rin, aryu, and tokimitsu, and i can already feel myself losing it a little bit.

^^^HELLO?????? I'M NOT OKAY ??????

chigiri! i'm not as insane about him as i am about the others, but i do love him very very much. the "i play for that joy i felt the first time i outran someone" and the "for as long as my legs work i want to play soccer" moments genuinely had me crying no joke. and his whole deal at the very start with "i was looking for a way to give up" versus his growth to wanting to beat isagi and become the best in the world... i am sooo unwell about it. in, like, fifty chapters he's grown SO much and i am so excited to see where he goes from here. and i think the match up between him and aryu is gonna be reeeaaalllyyyy interesting, too!! super excited to see how that pulls through. ahhh. he's just soooo.

^^literally trembling as i read this again

ahhhh. yeah ok extensive list oops. i think those are all the main faves right now !!! i am so broken about them and it has literally been 13 episodes and 70 chapters. that's so fucked up.

the thing is just that this show was, like, TAILOR MADE to all of my interests. it's sooo high stakes and for what. it's my favorite sport in real life. it has characters who need therapy for real. god. yeah.

[l-i-b-e-r-t-y-m-u-t-u-a-l]

I bawled my eyes out I think about an hour ago, started around 9 and ended at 10 (it's an estimate, I'm still processing my emotions about this so idk how I know) and one of the things I asked myself during was 'why' (in general,) 'why am i crying over two slices of pizza,' and 'this shouldn't be normal.'

Context, when they were making oven pizzas (the store bought ones, and Saturdays are usually our junk food day) and I usually went into the kitchen to go bug them when they did this but today I didn't cause both of them seemed to be in a somewhat sour mood during the process of shopping for stuff today (maybe I read their tones wrong but im bot sure.) and i see my dad come to me with two slices of pizza, claiming it as some form of tax similar to the cheese tax.

I was so confused on what happened when they both left i cried for a second and I guess my dad heard it cause a few minutes later I get a text from him saying that it was supposed to be a joke (I could tell they were joking but I was just so confused at the time) with a hug and heart emoji, we usually communicate this way to each other when we tell each other 'i love you' or something similar.

And once I finished the pizza I suddenly get a wave of emotions and after that wave of emotions I realized that the people who do things for me without asking are my parents, yeah my friends do it once a while. But my parents are the two people that do it 9 times out of 10.

I am from a country where the two main phrases that are usually said, but are usually forgotten by some. treat others they way u want to be treated, and don't be too selfless (I think I got the right word) or they will manipulate you (something on those lines, I don't think it's even a saying but it's a general rule of thumb here because majority of the people here are not that nice.) Which can make you have a guard up or just isolate yourself for protection. And during all of this I've realized that I took their love and affection for granted, and including for those around me that show it in their own ways.

I'm the mom friend or figure of majority of the friend groups I've been in, and some other things that happened in my life that also let me to become selfless, which usually ends up with me doing more while receiving less. And it made me realize that I don't experience gratitude often.

Idk if anyone will read this, but please. If you have anyone that's similar when it comes to them being selfless please do something for them without asking, even if they deny it or if it's something simple as food. Please do the same as you they do it to you. You don't know how much they need it. Truly, especially if they don't receive it often.

[shana-reviews-tmblr]

I have never seen a more mean spirited list where its options misunderstand the series

1- Rushed AF. look guys, S1 for most streaming services get the 8-10ep treatment because that's what gets order, unless stated, this is NOT always in control of the creators, also the series has 1 season to its name, you can label it as rushed when it's completed, otherwise, you don't know what a slow burn is.

2- Racism, WHERE TF DID YOU EVEN SEE IT IS S1?

3- Graphic Sex Scene - WHERE!? if this is in ep 4, we didn't see any dicks going around outside of seeing Val grind up on Angeldust and even then, it wasn't graphic and used to show how awful Val treats Angeldust, if it's not to your liking that's fine, but many SA victims within the fandom and some outside have at praised ep4's rep.

4-Painfully bad songs, man you must not be a musical stage show fan then and it shows.

5- "even more r4pe jokes" WHERE? you mean the scene with sir pentious at the bar called CONSENT where he emerged unharmed, clothes intact because any rationally thinking person can tell he said no, and they let him go?

6- Lute get completely forgotten. Dude SLOW BURN, Lute won't be the main antagonist this season, but we'll definitely be seeing her

7- "5 + new characters who add nothing" At this point why do you even watch the show? everyone who is introduced in this season is being set up so future seasons won't be saddled with trying to introduce them. and even then, half the cast outside the hotel staff ARE SIDE/MINOR/SUPPORITNG characters they aren't the main focus

8- Adam never gets brought up apart from jokes" - oh no the misogynist gets laughed at also kinda hard for him to be brought up when he's dead outside of flashbacks

9-"an actually good song" - you must have ignored how most of the songs in the show actually hit the top lists on spotify

10-"rushed redemptions" Pentious's redemption was shown in the season and was believable, his small acts of kindness and his willingness to put his life on the line to beat adam earned his redemption it wasn't rushed, but even if it was, again this goes back to the order Prime gave to have 8eps, until we know for certain, we can only guess it wasn't in the teams control.

11- "pentious contributes nothing" i'm beginning to think this list is biased against Pentious and is just looking for reasons to put a bingo

12- "Only 1 real Chaggie Scene" Sapphic-phobia must be blinding this person because Chaggie has moments throughout the season, they don't need a makeout session, the simple gestures, eye contact, hand holding, etc. all show they are a couple and there are couples who act this way. just say you hate sapphic couples

13-Alastor's backstory sucks" - picking something just to fill the hole

14- Ace/Arophobia - idk man this list is against sapphic couples so i'm going to go with this just being something random they wanted to put

15- Vee's get too much focus, AGAIN" Oh my god this one hurt, out of all the Vees, Val and and Vox got the most screen time and even then they're establishing ep was just that, ESTABLISHING them so they don't feel like they come out of nowhere when S2 comes since Vox is the big bad there. Val got his establishing ep in ep4 so we know what is at stake and what is Angeldust's situation, his guest spot in ep6 was to establish that Angeldust can resist Val and took a stand against his abuser, which showed he was someone who can be worthy of redemption, but oh guess an important character peiece is too much. Vel has the least screen time, but her enterance was memorable and she'll probably get more. so idk WTF this is about.

Gonna be honest i was going to do all of these, but 15 is where i got my limit because everything else after is just repetittive dribble that's insult a character who hasn't shown up yet and insulting another character who plays an important part

Antis of this show really are just Lily Orchard wannabes because they assume the worst of something just because they don't even like it.

if you are anything like this or follow this type of mindset you need to reevaluate your view points.

[numericalbridge]

TOH rewatch semi-liveblog. Season 1 part 2

episodes 6-10

Episode 6

- Why is the opening theme such an earworm.

- 'dangerous nomads' ugh

- curious about the special moon powers and how they fit with the rest of the lore.

- Willow is yet again so good!

- Wh... what? Here is Eda, carelessly saying how she would never trust Luz again if Luz messes up and causing Luz stress, even after what happened in episode 2?

And then Eda even 'threatens' Luz - who even closes her eyes in the end - and Willow and Gus have to intervene, but it turns out Eda just wanted them to clean up the house? But, sure, Darius is the evil/stupid/irresponsible one.

And I am sure everyone in the fandom was obsessed with making Eda disproportionally guilty over this behaviour and twisted her whole character to be about it... right? Like, everyone was screaming how Camila would find out about Eda's behavior and hate her? And everyone was writing out their 'funny' fantasies about slapping and beating Eda up? What, no? Everyone declared Eda the best mom and thought she was better than Camila? And jokes about her irresponcibility and mistakes were good-natured and sympathetic? Weird...

(Sorry, i don't want to rag on Eda too much, but the racist double standarts are so, so obvious. Both in how Darius is treated vs Eda, but also how Luz is treated vs Hunter)

Episode 7

- The Bat Queen is the richest demon on the isles? Another thing i've forgotten completely. I kinda assumed she was a weird half-legendary hermit.

- Yeah, to be honest i don't care about Amity's siblings. Actually i think the Blight family should've been just Amity and one of her parents.

- I do dislike the switch in regards of Amity from previous episodes to this one. My problem is not that we see a different side of her or that Luz wants to befriend her after the Convention, but that Willow just doesn't seem to factor in any of this episode's events, and the episode is pushing this 'Amity just doesn't know how to interact with others without being cold because she can't show weakness' - which might be true in general and in regards of Luz, but doesn't work with how she treated Willow in previous episodes especially from Luz's point of view.

And so the switch between Luz calling Amity out in the previous episodes to simply declaring Amity her rival in this one, as if that's the only problem with Amity's behavior, is odd. If any of that was actually intentional and was adressed and there was an equal focus on Luz and Willow's relationship, then this could've been interesting to explore, but if not then they should've changed that first interaction between Amity and Willow. Or, idk, just put some mentions of Amity and Luz's relationships with Willow in the episode.

Because no, i don't think the audience has to be spoonfed and Amity being multifaceted is not the problem, but the show is not that subtle most of the times and this shift seems more unfocused than deliberate; and Luz wanting to make Willow and Amity friends again is also not a problem and makes sense for her character (more about it in Understanding Willow liveblog), but the pacing of the character arcs seem weird and inconsistent/unfocused, and Luz constantly ends up having less meaningful interactions with Willow and Gus compared to the white characters.

-Oh, but you might ask, why do you, numericalbridge, say you excuse Eda and Darius, but not Amity's writing? Well, first i don't think you can ignore the racial dynamics here. Second, Eda is one of the main characters, and we see her in various situations and so we can conclude that, for example, the moment from episode 4 where she 'threatens' King is more of unthoughtful writing choice than anything meant to be revealing about her character. And with Darius it's the opposite - he is not a main character, so his and Hunter's development happening off-screen is much more acceptable, and if you ignore the things that the fandom straight up invents about Darius the storyline is actually pretty streamlined. But Amity and Willow end up somewhere in between, where they are supposed to be core characters, and yet the storyline is neither here nor there, neither simple nor fully developed, and Willow is the one who gets the short end of the stick.

- And the thing is Amity has so much more focus in the first season but then gets less and less and then her arc ends up completed by the end of season 2 earlier than arcs of other main characters (except Gus who just barely has anything😠), and in season 3 Amity doesn't have much to do, but if her and Willow's relationship and the rekindling of their friendship got more even development from early on, then Amity could've been more deeply connected to Willow's arc in season 3 and it would've benefitted them both.

- And the easiest solution to my problem with Amity's arc would be to make the expulsion episode in season 2 about all of the hexsquad rather than only about lumity, and have Amity call out her parents - or just Alador if she isn't ready to call out Odalia - in regards of their treatment of Willow.

- Amity calling Luz a bully is sure a thing

- The rabbit thing serving as a parallel to Amity would've been great if the show was better about Willow and more consistent about Amity.

- I think it might've been better if Understanding Willow was an earlier episode and then this episode happened after, with prior glimpses of Amity trying to befriend Willow and Gus and being awkward about it.

- I think this is the moment where the show starts to drag, and introduces more unfortunate designs as well.

Episode 8

- This episode is so stupid, but the hints at Eda and Lilith's relationship and backstory are good.

- Luz is again very inventive with the idea to light the sign up! She just doesn't think through the more pragmatic parts because she is an excitable teenager.

- Eda is so silly with the body swap idea and the decision is also soooo abrupt, it's almost like something out of season 2b when they were running out of time. I still wouldn't call it the worst episode.

Episode 9

- The first Gus episode! Luz and Gus are so funny together, and it's such a shame how they are barely allowed to interact with each other afterwards. Because Gus is the one with the experience of feeling tricked! He probably was traumatized by what he saw in Belos's mind too! Ahhh😠

- Again, love that Eda is allowed to be angry about school.

- Matt is so manipulative and funny, lol.

- Interesting that Willow is the responsible one in this episode, but overall at this point in the show she doesn't tend to assume the group leader position yet.

- "No one gets left behind" - except all the other students in the detention pit?

Episode 10

-Missed opportunity to have some deeper interactions between Luz, Willow and Gus.

- The Bat Queen's plot would've been so good if not the design choice. Can't believe Hunter's fandom manages to demonize even her in the AUs

- "Yeah, results of Eda's great parental skill" says my note, but i can't remember what this refers too.

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Conclusion:

This is where the show kinda starts to drag down, and the inability to balance the cast and character arcs becomes obvious. Shame, because Eda and Lilith, Luz and King, and Luz and Willow and Gus - when they are not just there for comedic scenes - are all excellent character dynamics.

[hellhammersbignaturals]

I haven't posted about the dteam in a while now anyways and i can DEFINITELY say this WONT be a dteam blog anymore 😭. I've lost interest in mcyt in general but this really made me decide it was time to pack my bags and finally leave. My prayers and deepest condolences go out to Catti, I hope she gets the justice she deserve and the fucking prick g*orge rots. I've been here for every situation and controversy the past three years (albeit i was on twitter for most of them which is 100000x worse) and I've thought about leaving every single one of them but i was just too attached and that hyperfixation ran DEEP, but now? even if I was still interested there's just no way I could still do this! quite frankly every single one of them turning out to be the monster everyone said they were just feels like its a cruel joke! this fandom was always the laughing stalk of the internet and it kept getting worse. for my "comfort creators" this all brought me infinitely more stress than comfort. to be honest I don't think I ever actually liked the dteam's content? but for some reason they were who I mained? idk man one day my friend showed me animatics in a call and it became my biggest obsession despite not even liking the source material that much. I think someday the dsmp will either be forgotten as a bad flashback that makes people shudder when brought up (already is tbf) but if there is ever a documentary or something ask me for help I will describe this shit like a soldier in a Ken Burns WWII documentary. my heart goes out to all those who put their hard wok into art and writing in this fandom, please be kind to yourself. there's so much i could say but I've yapped long enough. as for the future of this blog? it's kind of already become a personal diary than anything! Ive wanted to make a mayhem blog for a while so I'll probably post about them from now on, can't worry about new shit if they're already one of the most controversial bands ever and half of them died 30 years ago lol. goodbye to you all, this was fun. especially my mutuals you guys are cool!

[regret-breathing]

i think…. palisade might be cooked. i dont think its gonna reach another satisfying height like it did in the combustor arc. i think all their major plot threads are exhausting rn, and unless the season pivots hard into being about Just Brnine And Thisbe idk how we’re getting out of the figureecclecticcori boredom spiral. maybe im just too full of bitterness and vile rotted ichor to enjoy things but istg if i have to suffer one too many more long figureinwhoevertf scenes imma go postal. i was so ready to love eclectic but hes just the same joke over and over again. i love cori but like shit or get off the pot. i genuinely think the high turnaround rate of characters in partizan/palisade has robbed us of meaningful character development from half of the table, and while the streamlined smaller main party thing is good for episode flow, and the faction turn is amazing every single episode because the three of them are so in sync, even that side of things has lost some luster now that the season is running out of steam, and with less people in the main part of the story it’s losing a lot of the depth previous seasons achieved by increasing the number of compelling characters in the story substantially.

it went from being a season laser focused on one feeling —twisting the knife into the sunset hued safety of the twlight mirage, making you feel the danger by not just putting the fan favorite quire system under threat narratively, but by using foundational reference points for the tone of s4 as punching bags (i still hurt a little every time i think about the fact that jdq used the name Sage Elsesser how they did, for example), actively using the audience’s love for TM against us, making that threat personal as well as narrative, and then ratcheting up the tension until it pops— to a sort of messy mishmash of unconnected dots, forgotten plot threads, and admittedly still amazing poetry. the pressure built until it exploded, or rather in this case climactically didnt explode, and now it feels like all that momentum has nowhere to go.

i want to love all the characters theyve introduced, i want to give a shit about their stories, i want to find my heart bouncing when cori and her rival are in a room together, but it’s just not there for me how it was before the two hit punch of the combustor and the princept. so im stuck holding onto the things i do still have appreciation for as they all slowly slip out of my grasp. and the odd thing to me is, its not in the way i was expecting to be. i thought this season would be a story of pruning twigs off my heart as more of the mirage slipped away or changed so irrevocably as to be unrecognizable, as i clung tighter to what it was until my grip cracked it. but instead im watching motivation slip through the cracks of my fingers like water as the inertia slows to a crawl and i try frantically to close the gaps and find a way to make my flesh a bowl. its all just slipping away and i dont know what to do with that.

[heritableseance]

I finished

HERE'S A SHITTY HEADCANON ADVENTURE FOR A FUNNY STREAM SERIES!!! HLVRAI!!!!

(I will inject headcanons into this. sorry not sorry.)

So this all starts with Wayner himself. WayneradioTV. Maybe techniquely not him or sum, like how scott cawthon is totes not in fnaf help wanted or whatever. I'm still gonna refer to "gordon" as wayne (in the first stream i believe he says that gordon is just a placeholder name so the AI doesn't freak out. sorry guys this is my headcanon) But anyways, Wayne finds this prototype, hyper experimental HL1 game leaked by a former valve employee. proally buys it off of ebay, or someone sends it to him. Regardless, Wayne has the game. He runs some tests on a seperate junk computer. just to make sure it isn't a virus, and finds it to actually be Half life source. Strangely, the file size is MASSIVE, and highly unstable. Running it normally just causes it to crash due to the immense size of programs hl1 source is trying to run (hl1 source is JANKY as hell so this makes sense), so he has to port it all into gmod instead. He streams it, as one does as mr. wayner the stream MASTER. Something else begins to happen the longer he plays. He starts to feel what happens in the game, he can feel the pain he recieves in the game. He starts to see the old 90s graphics as a real world, the more he interacts with the AI, the more immersed he is in this simulation. It's like. the world is as real to him as it is to the AI. I'm not gonna lay out the whole plot of hlvrai because that's not really what this is for, but all of that happens.

Afterwards, Wayne is traumatized. He felt each bullet, each wound, each god DAMN hand cut off. It was horrifyingly real, especially with the AI. He decides that the game is best left forgotten. He leaves it to rot for 20 years. Despite the fact that he put the computer he had used for it away, the game updated. Then whatever hl2vrai will be happens

ALTERNATIVELY: it wasn't really 20 years, but the AI recieved the time inbetween gordon playing as such. like. time possibly works differently for the AI, especially when power supplies are as low as they would be? idk this is more speculation

HEADCANONS/NOTES? IDK

- Maybe there is one central AI that was built to keep the game stable and in order. This AI became so obsessed with pleasing the player, it fell in love with said player character, and manifested as fan favorite gay guard

- Holly jokes in a QnA stream that it'd be funny if valve made a game with a bunch of useless features like hlvrai. i thinl its funny too, so i consider that canon in my little weird brain.

- I've talked about this before, but i imagine the AI has a program that updates their vision to look as realistic to them as possible. If they become aware, it breaks down. The main AI team is all self aware to varying amounts, so certain things glitch. (Explaining why tommy can't read the buildboards and also letting me have headcanons dammit)

WHOO. YAPPAGE COMPLETE. I'll like. shut up for a while now cus it's almost 3 am lmao

my phones at 1% so i gotta be quick but soon i will post my hlvrai story interpretation

[f10werfae]

Chris Evans Dad Scenarios #3

Pairing: Husband! Dad! Chris Evans x Reader

Word count: 907✨

Warnings: Boobs? Idk

Summary: Another continuation of parenthood for Chris and Y/n Evans with lots of fluff, mentions of domestic life and love

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Forgotten Kisses☁️

(Y/n's P.O.V)

“Leo come over here bubba” Sat on a picnic blanket on the front lawn of our Boston house in the near countryside.

I watched as my two year old baby boy toddled around me, trying to catch the butterflies with Dodger hot on his trail.

Leaning back onto my portable back rest, I let my hands rest on top of my swollen stomach which was now at 7 months.

My sundress was flowing in the cool breeze, listening to Leo giggle and babble with Dodger constantly licking him.

When Leo suddenly stopped running and stood still meaning that Dodger had knocked into him causing him to fall flat on his bottom, a small squeal left him as I slowly started to get up; thankfully those squeals slowly turned to laughs with Dodger checking on his little brother with licks to the face.

“You guys enjoyin' yourself without me?” We heard a voice behind us say.

“DADA” Leo suddenly bolted upright, toddling as fast as he could to his father to be lifted and thrown up in the air.

“Baby be careful he might fall” I said attempting to get onto my feet before I was interrupted by Chris

“Is alright honey, no need to get up for me when you’re already comfy”

“If you say so” I said relieved letting myself relax back onto the blanket, watching Chris bounce our son about before putting him back onto the blanket.

“You sure you’ll be alright on your own bub?” Chris said brushing his fingers through my hair, his car keys dangling in his other hand.

“Of course hun, baby and I will just be out here I think relaxin' isn’t that right Leo?”

With babbles as a reply I nodded at Chris,

“Right well I need to sort out some stuff at the company and i’ll be back alright? You four take care and if anything happens call me”

“Sir yes Sir” I joked saluting him as he waved walking to his car before letting out a wolf whistle then shouting

“KEEP THE SUNDRESS ON FOR WHEN I COME BACK BUB, LOVE YA”

And with that he was off the driveway and on his way to work.

(10 Minutes Later)

“Look at you, my sticky little monster” I laughed using my wipes to clean the strawberry juice surrounding Leo's mouth, his fingers now stained red.

“You want more bubba?” I held up more sliced fruit only for him to just eat it off my hand,

“You’re my sweet boy, yes you are” I cooed tickling him lightly, his now clean hands hugging around my stomach as he put his head to lay down on my lap, the midsummer sun looking down on us.

When all of a sudden I heard that familiar engine rocking up the driveway,

“Is that daddy? Why is he back so early?” I whispered stroking Leo's hair, watching as my husband got out of his car running over to us.

“Did you forget something baby?” I asked looking up at him,

“Yeah this” Chris bent down and pressed his lips against mine, his hand holding the back of my neck.

“Forgot my goodbye kiss ats all, see ya later honey” He said walking back to his car not even giving me enough time to reply.

“Your dad’s crazy bub, and I love him for it”

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I think I peed a little☁️

(Y/n's P.O.V)

I stood by the kitchen counter facing my three year old as he ate his breakfast which consisted of plain Cheerios on his plate, his hands grabbing and pushing them into his mouth.

“Well there’s my lovely wife” Chris said entering the kitchen, and I assume he didn’t see Leo just sitting there because within seconds he had both breasts in his hands squeezing them roughly.

“Easy babe they’re still sore from feeding Lilah earlier, and your son is right there” I said watching as he placed kisses on my neck, his hands stopping their actions, his face dropping.

“W-what” Nodding my head to behind him, he turned around to see Leo just staring at us blankly, midway holding Cheerios in his small hand.

“Dada boobies” He cried out clapping his hands together, tears making their way down his face.

“Oh my baby what’s wrong?” I said walking around to pick him up from his high chair, wiping his tears with my free hand as Chris rubbed his head and back.

“Mine mama” He cried out grabbing onto the neck hem of shirt, catching on to what he was saying, I cracked up laughing

“What’s so funny babe? I don’t get it”

“Chris, your son doesn’t wanna share my boobs with you”

I laughed out, handing Leo over to Chris who was now burping him, his mouth open in shock.

“Are you serious? Now you listen here little man I had your moms boobs before you” Chris said jokingly, holding Leo at arms length before settling him back against his chest

“I think I peed a little” I said still laughing holding my legs together crossed, Chris' face contorting before also breaking out into laughter, which inevitably ended up with Leo also starting to laugh.

“Like father like son” I sighed out, deciding to go check on the sleeping Lilah in her nursery

“WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!” I heard Chris shout whilst I went up the stairs,

“NOTHING HUN, JUST LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH”

[lollytea]

Lolly. As a fellow Willow enthusiast (ASIAS and Labyrinth Hunters are some of my all time fav episodes) and Gus enjoyer, do you think they'll still get to play a role?

I sure hope so, but due to time constraints they played very little into the narrative in the first episode and while I cherish all moments we got with them, I am honestly a bit saddened by that? Gus at least got some extended interactions with Hunter but Willow barely got in more than 2 or 3 sentences.

Idk i just really hope we'll see some more of the two in the next two specials but I am admittedly sceptical (like I am not even sure the Grimwalker elephant in the room will have the time to be adressed)

It's hard to say for certain. I definitely believed they'd have more relevance in Thanks to Them then they ended up having but I'm optimistic nonetheless. I was wondering lately if it was even necessary to have Willow and Gus get trapped in the Human Realm with the other characters at all since they didn't really add anything to the plot. (Not that I didn't enjoy seeing them. Immensely. I will feast off this content for months.)

But then I remember how this season was unfairly shortened and I'm a little more understanding. I think there was a lot more planned for them character-wise but a lot of stuff had to be cut for time.

I think, considering the series is coming to a close, the crew will be kind enough to give every prominent character a proper send off. And though Willow and Gus were admittedly sidelined a good bit during patches of this series, I think episodes such as ASIAS and LR are hopeful reminders that they haven't been forgotten by the narrative. They were major players in this show from episode 3.

I'm not good at predictions. I haven't a fucking clue what's going to happen in For the Future. I don't even know where the kids are gonna end up on the other side of that portal.

But I do have one hope.

I don't believe the grimwalker reveal will be forgotten altogether. I don't think they'd remind all of us this secret existed in Luz and Hunter's bathroom scene if it wasn't going to go anywhere. Time is precious in these specials, after all. They have a lot to establish. And considering the hints that Gus already knows, and Willow seemed shocked and confused when Luz blurted it out, I definitely believe that Hunter, Gus and Willow will get their friendship moment. Cuz like. They know now. But just like Luz and Amity, they need a moment to ask why Hunter kept it from them.

But anyway my main hope for the episode is that Luz and Hunter, the main insperable duo of the first special, split for Special 2 to take care of their own respective business. Luz has to find Eda and King and all that business while Hunter is out for blood. He also needs answers. He needs to learn the truth about Caleb and Evelyn. And I'm hoping that Willow and Gus will be his companions in this subplot. After all, they nearly lost him once. I don't think they're letting him out of their sight again. If there's one thing Willow and Gus seemed determined to do, it's keep Hunter safe.

(Also it might have just been a joke but Willow's last line "We'll be back once we get some revenge :)" or something similar. Now I KNOW Belos is Hunter's target so I like to think she has every intention of making ending his life her business too.)

[atlasdoe]

Hello my name is Ace and I'm rewatching Lab Rats and cant stop thinking of an R rated version of the show so here's what I would do if I was in charge

Everyone will be lgbt

I meant have you seen how they dress?? Every episode at least someone is wearing two shirts there's not one cishet person in that family

Bree is a lesbian

Chase is non binary

Adam is aro/ace

Leo is unlabeled

Actual Relationships with people outside of the family

Bree would fall in love with a female Villain

They meet during a mission without knowing who each other is

They find out who each other is but try to make it work

until the villain betrays Bree entirely

strangers to lovers to enemies excellence

Bree will have trust issues after this

Bree will in the end get with Skylar (more on her later)

LEO AND JANELLE WILL ACTUALLY GET SOME DEVELOPMENT

yknow and actual interactions beyond Leo causing chaos and Janelle rethinking her life decisions

Marcus

way more of Marcus

the first seasons main villain will be Marcus and Douglas

Marcus will be introduced way earlier on

His hatred for Leo won't be as obvious in the beginning

He'll try to tolerate him but as time goes on he gets frustrated and become more aggressive before eventually telling Leo he's bionic

We're keeping his evil eyebrows they're iconic and hilarious

Bionic Showdown will be the season finale

Mighty Med

Mighty Med will be introduced in like season three or something

One of the lab rats will get injured and taken to the hospital where they'd meet Kaz Olivier and Skylar

Idek how i feel about making superheroes cannon in this world i just want Kaz Oliver and Skylar there

And Skylar and Bree have so much potential since Skylar is someone without powers who wants them (back) and Bree is someone with powers who doesn't want them

Mighty Med will become a recurring location

Bree

I love the storylines of Bree wanting to just be a normal girl but i wish they were more consistent with it

Like she'll be blowing off missions one episode but then be telling Adam they have to train the next only to go back to not caring in another

She'll start off loving her Hannah Montana double life

But as time goes on it starts to become irritating

When she destroys her chip it'll be a lot longer until she gets it back

Similar to how it went in the show with her absent putting her brothers in danger being what made her want to rejoin the team

but it takes a while to get there. Also a lot more arguing between her Chase and Adam because of it

Cause although i get where she was coming from she did abandon the team

Adam

Adam clearly uses comedy as a coping mechanism

Which is fine and all but upon my rewatch I've noticed that during really serious scenes he hardly ever talks unless it's for a joke

idk like Leo was a funny character also but he was serious when he needed to be

I just wish Adam was the same especially when him and his siblings are about to be killed

because whenever Adam does have a line that isn't a joke it seems so out of place

Also i'd focus a bit more on Adams insecurities a little bit

This is me self projecting as an eldest sibling who has a very intelligent younger sibling

I'm telling you it's not fun when you're the dumbest in your family and everyone knows and reminds you of it

They touch on it on a few episodes but it's completely forgotten about

Chase

They'll be less fucking naive

For the most intelligent guy ever THEY GET SCREWED OVER BY HALF OF THE PEOPLE THEY BEFRIEND

Also the family will be nicer to them

and as time goes on their ego will deflate

Maybe in fear of ending up like Donald???

Leo

early seasons Leo is a gem and deserves the world

similar to Chase the family will start to actually appreciate Leo

I'm just imagining an episode where Adam Bree and Chase realise that Leo has also been through shit and that he's not their funny carless little brother anymore

Other random things

It'll be mentioned that there's only a few months between Adam and Brees age but since they're bionic it's less then 9 months so they tell the school they're twins

More interactions with Douglas Adam and Bree

Terry Cherry Perry is perfect and will remain the exact same

Adam Bree and Chase will actually be taken away during You Posted What?

Because I'm a sucker for a reunion scene

Also how they'd be treated after that episode will actually change

I was originally on board with them during the first seasons being the cool rich kids but once they get exposed they're known as freaks

But then I remembered that for the first 15 of their lives they didn't interact with anyone

And then I remembered that they once literally held a concert in school and all of the other shit they did such as Bree literally being principle for an episode and figured that then being popular doesn't actually seem that odd

Maybe something like the school just pretending that they like the Davenports just because they're rich and everyone just bails once their secrets out

But like seriously their popularity status changes more then their clothes

There will be no island

Or if there is it won't be the focus of an entire season

The lab rats will actually get injured during missions beyond just being unconscious for an episode

It'll be mentioned that originally Adam Bree and Chase were known as "Subject A B and C" until given actual names (idk if this is cannon or just a theory)

TRUMA WILL BE ADDRESSED

Spike will be used during a mission

They'll be flashbacks of the trios life growing up in the lab

MORE TASHA AND THE KIDS!!!!!

MORE GRAMAR ROSE!!!!!!

Eddy will swear

More domestic family moments

More family moments overall

This feels like an unpopular opinion but I genuinely think that the show got sibling relationships right

Like they tease and bicker and argue but they still obviously care for each other and when it matters show it

I wanna say Donald being a good father but then I realised that a good father wouldn't send his teenage kids in dangerous missions and without that there's little to no show so.... let's say that he at least tries

Also at some point one of the trio will call Donald "Dad" and he'll cry

that's all i've got for now if you hate it pls don't yell at me. I'm only on season two tho so I may continue to annoy if I come up with more

[marianasfs]

Im going to be honest it’s just mediocre, it’s not that bad is just very childish.

The only complain I have is that Gambit is still being ridicularized ( just like he’s been during Excalibur) and Rogue just seems to bitch a lot. Which some fans may see her as being a terrible partner and also annoyed that gambit is being treated as the butt of every joke. But like I said it’s a very silly comic and this is marvel after all. Some comics are going to be good, others are going terrible and others just mediocre. Rarely consistent in characterisations. Maybe one day we will have a good comic with Rogue and Gambit. Who knows?

At least with Kelly Thompson, Remy is well written. After all, the only thing I wish is to marvel treat gambit as the cunning, resourceful and fierce thief and hero that he is, a leader when he has to be and someone who is equal to Rogue, not a side-kick. Just write what makes him special, is not that difficult to search about it. He has 6 solo comics why can’t the writers read them and they will easily get the gist. Also if writers don’t want to read the entire history about gambit and Rogue at least read R&G 2018 and Mr. Mrs X and kinda drive from there. Is just sad as a fan of the x-men and especially gambit how forgotten he has become (it’s depressing to think how in the past he was only second in popularity to wolverine and now…)

It doesn’t mean he’s not famous anymore in the X-men side, he is (he got a mini-series last year, better than nothing). He’s just not used that much in the main books. Some people say it’s because he’s a very complex character, a bit more anti-hero to taste (Idk), between others. I just think it’s because the x-office are lazy, they are doing the same shit with others. Nowadays all that x-men comics are about is “the x-office’s golden children characters being stuffed into everything”. (This is a quote that I read in someone’s comment about the krakoa comics). Just goes to show how most people are not happy with the krakoa era. The x-office was bulldozing all other comics in 2019 and dragged a bunch of mutants characters so they can just use five of them. Makes sense. That’s one of the reasons why so many people stop reading any x-related book.

My conclusion is that R&G 2023 for now is just meh.

So basically R&G #2 is this :

From the X-office to Gambit/Rogue fans :