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"why do you need so much money?"... TO BUY ART, TO PAY FOR COMMISSIONS, TO SUPPORT EVERY SMALL ARTIST THAT APPEARS ON MY DASH
#you don't understand#by the time im able to afford things my house will be a fucking ART MUSEUM#i need like infinite money#for snacks#spoiling my loved ones#and commissioning my fav artists
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Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing!
#vamp sigh clubbing#for snacks#technically caitiff pretending to be a toreador but i don't engage with the fandom anymore and rarely with the franchise#my type saint motel#sigh ghamlikasi#art#my art
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take off the cheese i dont want that in the way of my raw lemon bite
I constantly try to explain Game Changer to my friends because I love it so much but truly how on earth do you describe this
Guys I don’t need a way to explain Game Changer I’m good
Also I’m extremely concerned how many of you want to eat raw lemons coated in cheese
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… (a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)
#china#video#douyin#miscellaneous#run#cnetizens says he is injured by accident#there's an aunt on the mountain who takes care of him and he goes to that aunt every day for food#btw the monkeys in Emei Mountain are notorious bullies#they will attack humans indiscriminately#don't feed don't look at them#don't bring backpacks with snacks#but china's Rhinopithecus 金丝猴jinsihou are very cute and docile#funny
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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Gentrified food snacks
#tiktok#comedy#stand up comedy#comedians#stand up#jokes#coca cola#snack food#funny#capital vs labor#history
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go play bugsnax
#go play bugsnax#sorry The Dragon but i gotta remind ppl what this place is about#(dragons. but also bugged snacks. mostly bugged snacks)#bug game#whatever sure
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you’re my hero!
bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#my hero academia#togachako#ochako uraraka#toga himiko#a snack for the og bnha followers if any of you are still here#really liked the lines on this one so i tried to go easy on the rendering#which has been burning me out lately#thankfully theres a cure for that (silly doodles)#no idea whats going on with the story though#like wdym bnha is ending???#I literally started watching as a high school freshman its been going on forever#i did hear abt the togachako storyline so this is a product of all the bits and pieces floating in my brain#doomed yuri my beloved#just girls supporting girls (ft incredible violence)
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i wonder what it is
#honkai star rail#hsr#aventurine#kakavasha#and ruan mei cats#whatever they are called. I love them#just realized i never looked at a ref for the cat and thats NOT what those snack cat creatures look like. please pretend
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fucking obsessed with the uni town i live in
#the char is a lifesize cardboard cutout from what we could see from the ground. obsessed#APPARENTLY the people who im stranded on on a road trip rn know who owns char. hes handmade#edit: the owner has been in contact :D#ALSO YES THIS IS IN WALES. IM WELSH. i saw him again on my snack run to spar at ~2:30 am and it made me smile. hi char
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dude not to be a bitch but starting my new job and spending every day surrounded by normies is really giving me a good long look at how fucked up the rhetorical landscape surrounding food and fatness is. the other week i overheard a guy confidently saying that the body doesn't actually require sugar and that if it wasn't for our dastardly perfidious taste buds we'd never crave it(???). just now my manager showed me this video of some dude scaremongering about pringles by saying that their ratio of sugar/salt/fat is CALCULATED to TRICK THE BRAIN into WANTING MORE. bitch you mean they made an effort to make their commercially produced snacks taste good? somebody phone the fucking fire department
#like i'm not disagreeing that snack foods are unhealthy it's just like#i can't help but feel like this all comes from a place of virulent fatphobia#shut up about your fucking diet
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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you notice wyll ravengard looking at you, what do you do?
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#blade of frontiers#fanart#this was supposed to be a quick sketch 😩#anyways enjoy this wyll snack
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alright i couldn't find any posts showing this idle animation and needed it on my blog
#on my hands and knees thanking whoever animated this#the first time i came across it id left to get a snack#and when i came back and saw them doing this i did such a violent double take i nearly gave myself whiplash#LOOK AT THEM ‼️#engaging in tomfoolery together....#tears in my eyes#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#just sat silently beside my computer for nearly twenty minutes to get this recording. worth it
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